Hilarious hate mail of the day
It’s been a while since I printed hate mail. You’ve seen one “Hey, BusHitler’s Asian whore, go home” letter, you’ve seen ‘em all. But this one’s such a prize-winner, I had to share:
from Joe Roppe
to writemalkin@gmail.com,
cc MalloyProducer MalloyProducer@aol.com
date Jan 9, 2008 2:28 PM
subject Crying Hillary
mailed-by gmail.comMichelle Malkin,
I bet we could make your cry for real. Force you to eat a hamburger.
I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country.
The adults will stop wars for oil,
Everyone will have health care.
Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
Everyone will have a voice in our government.
Everyone will pay equal taxes.The Republican Party will be a quaint memory to tell our children about.
The best part is someday you will die of anorexia or choke to death on your own purging. That’s my dream.
Thank you,
Joe Roppe
Stevens Point, WI
For those who know me, the trouble isn’t getting me to start eating hamburgers. The trouble is getting me to stop. 
So, here’s the truly funny part. Joe Roppe of Stevens Point, WI is also the author of a letter published in the Stevens Point, WI Journal on December 31, 2007 decrying “cyberbullying” and lecturing about the need for “fostering an adult discussion” without personal attacks:
Cyberbullying is a tactic some people use to anonymously attack those they disagree with using the Internet through email or on message boards. It can include threats on a person’s life, sexual remarks, pejorative labels such as hate speech all of which are intended to harm others.
Since the Internet gives people a semblance of anonymity, they can act more aggressively than they would face-to-face. You should not reply to threatening emails or negative postings on a website. Even if you do, this is not justification for an unstable person to fly into a rage and step over the line.
Some of the posts on the Stevens Point Journal message board are patently offensive and come dangerously close to crossing the fine line between expressing their freedom of speech and committing libel. I can assure you that the posts following the publication of this letter will be designed to attack me personally instead of fostering an adult discussion of the very real issue of cyberbullying. Once you read the posts, the very nature of the nasty remarks will illustrate my point.
According to the National Cyber Alert System, you can protect yourself from cyberbullies. Be careful where you post personal information; avoid escalating a situation, document offensive remarks, and report harassing or threatening posts to the proper authorities. The Stevens Point Police Department and the FBI are good places to start.
A recent article in the SPJ demonstrates how cyberbullying can be taken to the extreme. Allegedly, a local resident is reported to have stepped over the line when a webpage on MySpace was used to request someone to shoot Mayor Andrew Halverson, and the home address of Portage County Social Worker, Danita Docka was posted including requests to kill or injure her and her child. This behavior exemplifies the need to stop cyberbullying. We can do this with laws we already have on the books.
Joe Roppe
Stevens Point
Yeah, see, the proper way to engage in hate speech and wish for their deaths is to sign your name like Joe Roppe did.
Sweet dreams, Joe Roppe.
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That letter was awesomely liberal in its sheer hypocrisy.
That letter was awesomely liberal in its sheer hypocrisy.
We love you Michelle and wish you nothing but huge success.
Does Joe Roppe post here? If so, I have an idea who he might be!
I thought MikeB was banned?
Don’t even worry about it – we’ve got your back(as if you really need us to cover you)
Amazing.
Yup, sounds like a typical Wisconsin/Minnesota/Lutheran I know better than the rest of you liberal.
Wisconsin gave us Jeffrey Dahmer too.
Uh-oh. Sounds like he is recommending another Cindy Sheehan fast.
Ahhh, the famous Joe Roppe “I Have a Dream” speech.
Unfortunately, I live downwind from Stevens Point most days….
Now I’m not sure if that strange odor is from the local paper mills or from this idiot.
( Madison is too far for the winds to carry their waftings…. )
What a hypocritical tool.
I bet ol’ Joe is popular with his crapweasel peers for getting his own MM post.
That’s how crapweasels get crapweasel street cred…like gang initiation.
Stuck on Stupid!
Is “progressive liberal adult” an oxymoron?
Can you send Email that is written in crayon?
It’s the “adult” part that makes it so
Everyone will be broke and hungry.
Everyone will wait in long lines for the most basic necessities.
Everyone will have a shorter lifespan, and die from botched, formerly simple operations.
Everyone will wonder why Socialism didn’t work, once again.
At least he said thank you. Charming and chivalrous. A twofer! What a guy!
…we’ll all be drinkin’ that free bubble-up, and eatin’ that Rainbow Stew.
Mngirl…. don’t go Wisconsin bashing now… lol.
Roppe & Dahmer?
I see your pair (of idiots) and I raise you:
Spencer Tracy
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Frank Lloyd Wright
and
Chief Justice William Renquist.
For those who know me, the trouble isn’t getting me to start eating hamburgers. The trouble is getting me to stop.
Well, come visit my family and me in Oklahoma City some time. We’ll fix some burgers on the charcol grill and have a few good laughs at how funny liberals can be.
Waddya say?
Here’s how I hear it:
Maybe progressive liberals support a flat tax and we never knew?
Of course, given how they wish to educate kids on mathematics, we know that the concept of percentage goes way over their head when it comes to taxes.
What does “force you to eat a hamburger” even mean!?
I hope this example illustrates the difference between people who disagree and like debates (me) and real trolls like this dweeb.
Man, what a hypocrite.
Salt,
I was thinking the same thing re: taxes. Of course I’m sure “equal” to him means the “rich” pay a far greater share than they already do.
He was brave and said what he believed in, no doubt hoping that someday, somewhere, the vlasti of progressiveism will note his noble deeds and beam him up to his rightful place of eternal comfort.
Q: What is a flat tax most like?
A. A butterfly
B. A waterfall
C. A Rainbow
D. Kool-Aid
E. All of the above. There are no wrong answers.
as you can see from his letter, liberals really do want a one party system. they do not want a dissenting voice to be heard. so i guess along
and last but not least..
only liberals will have a voice all other views will be squashed. sounds really freeing to the soul doesn’t it?
Couldn’t force feeding be considered a form of torture? By their standards, I would think so.
Besides which, how would a ‘progressive liberal’ force anyone to do anything? There’s just something amusing about a liberal dove making violent threats.
Hey, I lived in WI and although it is as moonbatty as any area I now live in the SF,CA area, I’ll take WI over this place anyday.
Plus , lest we forget, Charles “Icarus” Johnson of LGF played with a WI singer name of Al Jarreau.
“Adults”???
That’s really weird.
P.S.
I can only assume that “Pay equal taxes” is code for “receive equal allowance”.
I really can’t argue with that since the taxes I pay each year would probably be less than they are now! Now I just need to decide for which crying liberal I need to vote…
It makes me angry when the progressive socialist commies steal my back-up blog title…
http://www.anewtone.com/Takeourcountryback-snooper/
I often wonder where these slugs are trying to ptogress towards.
Hey Joe bet we can make your liberal sissified self cry first…..you cry for dead terrorist’s…we cry for our soldiers….and only our soldiers.
Oh by the way Joe conservatives eat hamburgers like there’s no tomorrow…we like meat.
That would be AINO
For the satire-inclined:
CARIBOU, ME—Residents of the recently disbanded intentional-living community Harmony’s Path said Monday that disputes concerning the shared use of a homemade wool blanket caused the utopian society’s rapid undoing.
Will we all be forced to eat hamburger to make us cry or just conservative bloggers?
It seems that Joe envisions a socialist utopia (Everyone will…).
History has proven how well that fails! Why do people think America will be different?
Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
Do aluminum foil head beanies count as a
roof?
Right.
I wonder, does he have the same policy for PETA and other vegetarians?
Would he also force Hindus to eat cow?
Joe Roppe: what a winner. Or, should I say weiner?
Hey wait a minute folks, this guys got great ideas!
“Everyone will pay equal taxes.”
I’m already spending my return money!
“Everyone will have a voice in our government.”
Finally, the border fence will be built, no more worry about shamnesty, and our sovereignty protected.
Joe was not very nice, and wants communism. Why does the left want communism? To murder millions?
Gotta love how he opens with:
The proceeds to:
Progressive. Liberal. Adult.
Don’t we all with everyone paid the same taxes….
Classy, Joe.
Maybe if MM was living on a steady diet of cheese, sausage, and cheap beer like you up there in WI she might pack on the pounds? A generalization to be sure, but only fair in the face of your all-thin-women-must-be-hacking-it-up bit.
Just come out and say what you really meant, coward: you want MM to die because you disagree with her.
Tolerance in action, folks. Come get it while it’s hot.
I take offense to that –
I don’t drink cheap beer…..
Dang, now I want a Hamburger. That guy has weird dreams…. Maybe he should take something for that. sick SOB.
Has anyone seen this worm? If he doesn’t have an upper lip, he might be the result of a liaison between Al Franken and Keith Olbermann. The traits are there: Ignorant, reprehensible, hypocritical, decidedly unfunny, and in serious need of help.
I am sure that if the Pope met any of these people he would approve retroactive termination.
TXMarko
Everyone will be broke and hungry.
Everyone will wait in long lines for the most basic necessities.
Everyone will have a shorter lifespan, and die from botched, formerly simple operations.
Everyone will wonder why Socialism didn’t work, once again.
That is exactly right!!! How does this country produce so many people that have no ability to grasp reality? Please…somebody explain that to me.
Where is this bottomless pot of gold that this clown and his ilk think exists? Do they really believe that everybody is going to happily give up the life they worked hard for just so we are all equal???
I especially love one of his stupid assumptions….
Everybody pays equal tax? (Of course the moron has no clue what that would mean..as in rich people getting massive tax cuts!!!) Then again there wouldn’t be any jobs or businesses left in his socialist USA.
Liberals are truly sick. There is no other way to describe them.
Let’s review Joe’s favorite fantasy featuring our friend Michelle.
He likes to dream of her:
Death by choking
Death by anorexia
Death by purging
He wants to:
Make her cry “for real”
Force her to eat . . .
Well, I think it’s a strong possibility that he’s not really thinking of hamburger.
This rather large window into his ultimate dream certainly gives reason to why his “progressive liberal adult” reality has, well, nothing to do with reality.
Click your heels together and go back to your dream world of dominating petite women, Joe McFantasyman — and while you’re at it, get a new star.
Wholesome and healthy Michelle is not available for the sick movie you play out on the back of your eyelids when you’re alone with your keyboard.
How about Hillary? I’m betting she’d make herself available for personal fantasy roles in exchange for your vote.
Okay, she may not be petite (which seems to be your “thang”), but she shares your altered view of reality right down to the details of wars for oil, health care for all, roofs for heads, voices for government . . . ad nauseam.
Why, it’s a match made in heav . . . sorry. Make that “hell”.
See he cc’d malloyproducer. That would Be Kathy Bay, producer of the Mike Malloy Show, carried on noxious AirAmerica radio. Better watch it, Michelle, they may broadcast this to all 6 of their listeners…
Like I said…crapweasel street cred.
Gee Joe, hypocrite much?
That might be the funniest limp wristed letter of the week:
1.We will bomb only aspirin factories
not for oil but to cover up intern
shenanigans.
2.We will take away the only refuge for
those Canadians fleeing their
socialized health care scheme and
mandate health check ups or else
you get thrown in jail.
3.$45,000 a year for all homeless and
felons.
4. ACORN will be a new cabinet
position.
5. And, we will raise taxes by one
trillion in the first year alone.
Sincerely, the caring Liberal Progessive.
“progressive liberal adults” …
does that qualify as a double oxymoron?
Masterful, MM. Hypocrisy is even more entertaining than everyday sanctimony.
This sounds like my brother in law. Last summer (our annual family reunion/political debate) we were discussing the evil Bush and how the whole Iraq war was just for the oil. I told him “you’re darn right it’s about the oil. Since the liberals have kept us from drilling and refining our own oil, we need to get it from somewhere. the entire free world economy depends on plenty of oil to keep running.”
That’s when he called me a Bush Fascist and went home. I guess we’ll pick it up again next summer.
Roppe’s on dope.
Wars for oil…
Yup – that’s why we now own all that Iraqi oil, right?
That’s why we don’t have to buy oil on the world market – we own it, right?
Where do these ninnies get their ideas?
Thank God my brothers aren’t liberals.
“I believe you’d get your *** kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”
walterc
I love your reponse to your brother-in-law. Next summer ask him exactly how much oil we have taken from Iraq. And while you’re at it, ask him how he plans to “drive” to the next family reunion.
I keep asking…how has this country produced so many brain dead people?
Gotta be the cheap beer
Hmmmm….everyone will pay equal taxes? Since when are liberals…um…progressives in favor of a flat tax?
Did Hell freeze over?
.
Oh you guys just don;t get it…He was joking…! joking…. you know, about choking…
…like a joke, but not funny M. Roppe.
“Joe Roppe” I’m sure that’s not your real name either you wuss…
cpodug
More like the liberal indoctination beginning in schools and teacher’s unions.
Cheap beer might lead to an improvement by helping soften up their thick heads.
Please tell me this guy is not planning on reproducing!
Mating might be closer since he wasn’t born, he was hatched.
And in Joe’s dream world, Rosie will raise Che from the dead and they’ll rule the universe together.
I don’t like your opinion! NO FREE SPEECH FOR YOU!!!
Enjoying that freedom, Joe? Take it away from us, and you won’t have it, either. Go back to your moonbat commune, moron.
Everyone will pay equal taxes.
So he is in favor of the flat tax or what???
When did Rosie get a boyfriend?
I wonder how Happy Stevie there will be when they either reduce the taxes the rich pay to meet those paid by the middle class (unlikely), or raise everyone’s taxes to the level paid by the rich (far more likely).
I wonder at what point these sorts of things fail to be absorbed…
At least he’s not threatening to make you a vegetarian! He can’t be a leftie!
IRONY VORTEX!!!!
When she heard rumors that Hillary might be a lesbian.
Google “Joe Roppe” and you get some clown in WI hawking himself for voice-overs… he says this…
“This guy really needs some voice work. He’s going a little crazy at his day job.”
clearly…
Taze him!
There, I said it!
I see it all so clearly now. Stop the polluting machinery and cars and power plants. Everyone goes back to farming and crafts. Everyone thinks alike and criticizes no one. No wars. I finally know who the masterminds are behind the progressive-liberal movement.
It’s the Amish.
I grew up in Stevens Point. It has changed a little since I lived there but a few things remain the same.
There’s a good chance this letter is the result of two things: a bar on every corner and a very liberal branch of the state university (one that asked Michael Moore to speak)
Other than that people are just hard-working (and hard-drinking) and most don’t care for the liberal idiots that have invaded their town (university staff).
And oddly enough, people in Stevens Point tend to be very polite (unless they’re drunk). I remember juvenile delinquents who were respectful of their elders. People are taught manners in places like that, so it’s a shame that this man is the one who gets noticed.
I’ll always think of Stevens Point as a great place to be from.
Last one to contribute to Michelle’s hamburger fund is a rotten egg!
Don’t mind me, I’m being childish.
MM, Better watch it. If you go researching people like that you will be stalking again.
At least he didn’t threaten to force-feed Michelle a Soy Burger….
He’s still a carnivore – not a complete convert.
Another progressive stool specimen.
So Joe Roppe is giving lessons in civility? Check out this tibit:
http://www.wsaw.com/vote2007/headlines/5832921.html
He claims these as his favorite progressive sites:
Nova M Radio
Air America Radio
Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann on MSNBC
Media Matters
MoveOn.org
GoLeft.TV
Go figure! What a tool.
It is ever the same. A utopian society would be a wonderful (and boring) thing. The problem always is ‘People’. There is always a Stalin or Chavez around to grab everything for themselves. End of Utopia.
wow…..that was most unpleasant.
very sorry Michele.
…and no more hate mail from vile people!
LMAO, no wonder he has to beg for work….
Hard to dispute Point Beer though. I remember as a teenager in Illinois, driving across the border to get a case of Point Beer for about $3. I see things are still fermenting in old Steven’s Point.
Do these guys even read their own e-mail before they hit the “send” key?
He’s not even good at insults. “Go eat a hamburger?” What is that?
Maybe he doesn’t personally know any women. I don’t know a single woman who would be insulted by being called thin.
As others have said before in this thread, I’ve got your back Michelle — not that you need it.
If everyone paid equal taxes then the poor peoples taxes would go up about 12,000.00 a year.
My assumption is that he’s a nutty vegan who actually thinks that red meat is so full of drugs, toxins and carcinogens that a single hamburger will kill anyone.
Ha! post some more Michelle this is fun, does rick have any to share?
PWNED!
Fun for boring workdays….
Michelle throws out a hate-letter, and everyone googles for the rest of the day looking up their wacky backgrounds….
HAH!
Wha!?!?!
A liberal hypocrite?!
Well, in all my days, I’d never thought I’d see one of them!
Rusty said:
It means he thinks she’s too thin (because, you know, women of Asian ancestry don’t get old or fat).
But what I’m wondering is, what with all the thousands of hate mail you, Michelle, receive every day, how in the world did you link this one nutjob to some obscure letter-to-the-editor in some obscure fly-over-country town’s daily rag? I would have thought that your staff that helps you go through all the incoming messages would have read “blah blah blah hope you die blah blah blah” and just hit delete.
Have to keep the mind occupied up till Saturday jrl….
Go Seahawks!
“Everyone will pay equal taxes.” – but who benefits from these equal taxes?
I am single, work around 45 hours per week, slowly paying my way through college. I get no help from nobody.
A single friend of mine “accidentally” had a baby. She gets great tax breaks for being a single mother, and only has to pay for books in college.
Why do we always help people who make mistakes? How about equal taxes with equal benefits.
Aj:
Tip for Saturday – Surf the Internet and stay away from the TV – it could get ugly for you and your Seahawks.
Interesting.
I wonder how much he charges for hate mail.
I think I’ll ask him how many carbon credits he had to sell in order to get to the reunion. That’ll probably shut him up.