Hilarious hate mail of the day

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 9, 2008 03:36 PM

It’s been a while since I printed hate mail. You’ve seen one “Hey, BusHitler’s Asian whore, go home” letter, you’ve seen ‘em all. But this one’s such a prize-winner, I had to share:

from Joe Roppe
to writemalkin@gmail.com,
cc MalloyProducer MalloyProducer@aol.com
date Jan 9, 2008 2:28 PM
subject Crying Hillary
mailed-by gmail.com

Michelle Malkin,

I bet we could make your cry for real. Force you to eat a hamburger.

I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country.

The adults will stop wars for oil,
Everyone will have health care.
Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
Everyone will have a voice in our government.
Everyone will pay equal taxes.

The Republican Party will be a quaint memory to tell our children about.

The best part is someday you will die of anorexia or choke to death on your own purging. That’s my dream.

Thank you,
Joe Roppe
Stevens Point, WI

For those who know me, the trouble isn’t getting me to start eating hamburgers. The trouble is getting me to stop. ;)

So, here’s the truly funny part. Joe Roppe of Stevens Point, WI is also the author of a letter published in the Stevens Point, WI Journal on December 31, 2007 decrying “cyberbullying” and lecturing about the need for “fostering an adult discussion” without personal attacks:

Cyberbullying is a tactic some people use to anonymously attack those they disagree with using the Internet through email or on message boards. It can include threats on a person’s life, sexual remarks, pejorative labels such as hate speech all of which are intended to harm others.

Since the Internet gives people a semblance of anonymity, they can act more aggressively than they would face-to-face. You should not reply to threatening emails or negative postings on a website. Even if you do, this is not justification for an unstable person to fly into a rage and step over the line.

Some of the posts on the Stevens Point Journal message board are patently offensive and come dangerously close to crossing the fine line between expressing their freedom of speech and committing libel. I can assure you that the posts following the publication of this letter will be designed to attack me personally instead of fostering an adult discussion of the very real issue of cyberbullying. Once you read the posts, the very nature of the nasty remarks will illustrate my point.

According to the National Cyber Alert System, you can protect yourself from cyberbullies. Be careful where you post personal information; avoid escalating a situation, document offensive remarks, and report harassing or threatening posts to the proper authorities. The Stevens Point Police Department and the FBI are good places to start.

A recent article in the SPJ demonstrates how cyberbullying can be taken to the extreme. Allegedly, a local resident is reported to have stepped over the line when a webpage on MySpace was used to request someone to shoot Mayor Andrew Halverson, and the home address of Portage County Social Worker, Danita Docka was posted including requests to kill or injure her and her child. This behavior exemplifies the need to stop cyberbullying. We can do this with laws we already have on the books.

Joe Roppe
Stevens Point

Yeah, see, the proper way to engage in hate speech and wish for their deaths is to sign your name like Joe Roppe did.

Sweet dreams, Joe Roppe.

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  1. #213807
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    That would imply that everyone would have a job, and not subsist on the government largesse. Heyyyy, he may be onto something here.

  2. #213808
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm, Archon said:

    Everyone will have health care….no matter how long they have to wait to recieve it.
    Everyone will have a roof over their heads….government owned roofs that provide no right to privacy.
    Everyone will have a voice in our government….not that the Politburo will hear them from their dachas, but everyone will have a voice.
    Everyone will pay equal taxes….except for the chosen elite, who, in their supreme intelligence, will use the worker’s tax money to build a utopian paradise…for themselves.

    Joe, Communist Russia called. They want their Little Red Book back.

  3. #213809
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, One_American said:

    I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country [to the stone age]“.

    There. Completed his “thought” for him.

  4. #213814
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, Azygos said:

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    Does this mean the government is going to stop stealing 50% of my income or start taking 50% of Joes?

    /Rhetorical question

  5. #213815
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, puhiawa said:

    I thought with liberals there would be no hamburgers for the masses? No fat food. No meat. Stop Global Warming.

  6. #213817
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    Hey Michelle, nice segment on Big Story just now.

  7. #213818
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:41 pm, jegjr said:

    This guy’s bassackwards. Isn’t it the “progressives” who want to force me to quit eating meat?

    And – “when everyone pays equal taxes” What the heck does that mean?!?!

  8. #213820
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:45 pm, astonerii said:

    I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our Country

    Why wonder…

    The adults will stop wars for oil,

    Yeah, people will just kill eachother for the right reasons. Like:
    To feed their starving children because there is not enough food due to liberal policies such as nature conservation in land use, pesticide use, and fertilizer use.

    Everyone will have health care.

    Everyone has healthcare now. Everyone has emergency care, those who have insurance have more healthcare than they need. Those without health insurance has as much healthcare as they choose to purchase out of their wallets. But lets look at a liberal version of healthcare.
    Shortages of qualified doctors because doctors no longer make lots of money, but still have all the stresses as they had before. Shortages of nurses because of spending constraints. More people demanding more services because it is their right to those services, but not enough people to provide those services. A lack of drug inovations to cure or help with any future problems due to the fact that the government took control.

    Everyone will have a roof over their heads.

    Every American right now that wants a roof over their head already has a roof over their head. But lets look at what happens when liberals control housing. ghettos are the norm instead of the other way around. people live in crowded high rises and traffic congestion becomes completely unbearable. Murder rates, rapes and all other crimes increase significantly. Gun free zones become killing feilds and gang leaders rule instead of governments and gangs run the streets as opposed to police.

    Everyone will have a voice in our government.

    Everyone has a voice in our government now. But when liberals rule the country, only liberals who follow the exact mantra of the top will have any voice, every other voice will be silenced and likely killed. Liberal = nazi in this respect.

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    100% is equal and most likely. no one will earn money. I remember visiting the Ukraine after the soviet union fell. trust me, those people were not well served by a liberal government.

    They were not spared the horrors of wars for oil. They did not get good healthcare. They did not get good housing. They were not protected from crime. They did not get a voice in government, nor did they have a voice at all. And everyone payed equal taxes, in the form of your life is that of the people.

  9. #213821
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:45 pm, Rinoalert said:

    Nice work, Michelle.

  10. #213823
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm, John Ansell said:

    MM, you should hire him. We need a blogger idiot.

    Since we all know that this election is the election on change, I want to go on record and say that if Hillary wins, the first thing I want her to change are my pants, ’cause I’ll have sh#t them thoroughly.

  11. #213824
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:48 pm, DesertLover said:

    Michelle … goodto see you on Big Story just now … loved the facts that you brought out about the broadcasting of Hillary’s “entertainment” interviews right before the NH primary … and that she likes to rearrange her closet … made me wonder if what she is really doing in the closet is looking to see if there are any strange blue dresses in there … :twisted:

    sorry … just couldn’t resist that one … :lol:

  12. #213825
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, thirteen28 said:

    Two questions about this letter:

    1) Were you drinking anything when you read it?

    2) If “yes” to the above, was the force of extreme laughter that violentely expelled the liquid enough to knock over or damage your monitor?

    Damn, I’m going to have to start a blog so I get emails like this; that’s some funny stuff.

  13. #213827
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:50 pm, Boomer said:

    I would love to see everyone pay equal taxes instead of those that pay hardly any and receive a refund several times larger than they lost through Government seizure of funds. I’m really tired (like everyone else) of paying for their windfall and the social programs they rely on too.

  14. #213828
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:51 pm, gollumclone said:

    I know that Charles at LGF has been known to report clowns who are sending rude e-mails on company time.

    Anonynimity is not assured on the Internet. We realize that some people say things in cyberspace they’d never say face to face.

    Hmm, Ann Althouse out of Madison WI and NYC has had problems with a loco admirer making sexual comments at her site. Wonder how many of these creeps manage to harass multiple boards?

    Pity there’s no vigilante Charlie Bronson type to hunt these morons down and at least make them soil their drawers.

  15. #213829
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm, TexasTiger said:

    I bet we could make your cry for real.

    It’s not quite “I Have a Dream,” but it’s probably the best our special lil’ Joey could do.

  16. #213832
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm, sfrvn said:

    TXMarko said:
    Everyone will have health care.
    Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
    Everyone will have a voice in our government.
    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    Everyone will be broke and hungry.
    Everyone will wait in long lines for the most basic necessities.
    Everyone will have a shorter lifespan, and die from botched, formerly simple operations.
    Everyone will wonder why Socialism didn’t work, once again.

    Everybody may be missing what would most likely happen if we started really tipping towards that liberal utopian world: First, in the vacuum of no real democracy, because of the lack of virute supported by knowledge of right and wrong, the illegal immigrants would swarm in for the free everything (healthcare, education, welfare, etc.); but then the Islamofacists would come in and take over due to their more agressive and militaristic ways. Then the liberl utopia would become thier hell, and they would be standing around asking themselves “What happening? We were so nice?”

    I actually fantacize about this some times, as in what if we split up the US and gave the liberals the whole left coast (they have most of it any way) and about half of the country. They could swap property with conservatives in the east.

    The scenario I fear for Stevens Point could unfold for the whole liberal half of the country. The difference would be that at some point those of in the east, having maintained and strengthened our portion of the country could retake the rest of the country and return it to the democracy supported by virtue supported by intellect it was originally founded on.

    Just a fantasy.

  17. #213833
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm, Thomas said:

    gollumclone said: “Pity there’s no vigilante Charlie Bronson type to hunt these morons down and at least make them soil their drawers.”

    Hopefully that would look something like this.

  18. #213834
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm, Yashmak said:

    I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country.

    Why do you wonder? The liberals took back the country in the last mid-term elections. What happened since then? NOTHING but finger pointing and whining.

    The adults will stop wars for oil,

    It might be important to stop such a thing. . .might. . .if it was actually happening.

    Everyone will have health care.

    Lower quality, higher cost health care. Gee, I can’t wait.

    Everyone will have a roof over their heads.

    I don’t even know what this means. I mean, as opposed to WHAT??

    Everyone will have a voice in our government.

    As long as they toe the progressive party-line. Others shall be muzzled.

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    I dunno what liberal party this guy belongs to, but it’s not the Democrats, who have a penchant for raising taxes of businesses and the rich, the very people who supply the jobs that allow the rest of us to make the money that keeps the roof over our heads.

  19. #213835
    On January 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm, Dave from Flint said:

    Is it ok if I make mine a cheeseburger?
    A double meat cheeseburger??
    With onion rings?
    And a chocolate malt???

  20. #213836
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:00 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I know that Charles at LGF has been known to report clowns who are sending rude e-mails on company time.

    This guy’s pretty mild, Michelle gets really vile emails. And she never hits the delete button, it’s all stored away… :)

  21. #213837
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Is it ok if I make mine a cheeseburger?

    Dave, he’s from Wisconsin, he’s hoping you’ll eat cheese, and drink dairy.

  22. #213838
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    Re: “The Adults will…”

    Who knew the left was starting to appreciate government by the likes of Dick Cheney and Fred Thompson?

  23. #213844
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:10 pm, rightisright said:

    If Joe has family or friends I hope their watching him close…he does not look real well from his writings…maybe he’s missed his meds or drank too much kool-aide.

    Dork

  24. #213845
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:10 pm, graysonret said:

    The man has no concept on the history of socialism and its ramifications. He thinks the U.S. rising from 13 broke colonies into one of the richest nations with people all over the world wanting to come here, a myth. No, we have to change it to a failed system where everyone contributes to everyone’s benefit. Sounds nice, but it never works. That’s why the Soviet system failed. No one cared to improve anything, because it wasn’t profitable. The Puritans tried it, and nearly died out. No one worked much, expecting the rest to work for them. Hey, Joe…how about forced labor? Socialist countries have to force populations to work. Nothing more than a naive, gullible, emotionally-driven liberal.

  25. #213849
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, rightisright said:

    Joe, and all you other libs that use that over used, nonsensical “war for oil” crap…where is all the cheap oil for us, since we obviously control the country with exception of a few isolated skirmishes with insurgents anymore?

    HUH HUH

  26. #213852
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:18 pm, Illinois Unclaimed Money said:

    HAhahahaha, good catch Michelle! I hope this moron reads this post and feels like the complete idiot he is.

    Also, I could spend a while tearing apart his ridiculous email to you… but I’ll just briefly mention that if Joe Roppe wants “equal” taxes, he must be either proposing a tax hike on low and middle class, or a HUGE tax cut for the rich. I suspect we’re dealing with some brainwashed college freshman, fresh out of political science class where his aging hippy professor told him that his opinion mattered, yet forget to give him facts… For that he ran to the Daily Show and then started calling himself an expert.

  27. #213854
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:21 pm, DarkKnight said:

    Wow Ms. Malkin, sorry you get emails like that from anyone… persoanal attacks get our country nowhere.

    On January 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm, On-my-soap-box said:
    We love you Michelle and wish you nothing but huge success.

    Does Joe Roppe post here? If so, I have an idea who he might be!

    You can’t say that and not state your guesses. :-p

  28. #213855
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, TXRose said:

    Just googled this nut case. Looks like a cousin of Michael Moore’s. Also
    sounds like a supercilious squash brain.

  29. #213863
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:34 pm, jamesgreenidge said:

    But How Do You Wean The Beguiled??
    Unfortunately for FAR too many people, Joe’s points are _extremely_ seductive (I know too many people who even believe its government’s job to provide everyone free homes — no joke!), and it behooves all Republicans/conservatives (LONG OVERDUE!) to somehow take on the Dems/Libs sugary idealistic fantasies with gritty sour reality head-on instead of evading the issue as minor points. The trick is how do you do it? How do get middle America to turn their backs on “free” health care, “free” housing, etc without sounding a spoilsport? It really is a critical issue; for as we all know once implemented, like SS, gov’t social programs are really impossible to stop.

    James Greenidge
    Queens NY

  30. #213864
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm, orlandocajun said:

    Everyone pays equal taxes…that sounds great to me. I’ll save about $25k per year and this idiot can pay it for me.

    News flash for Joe…insane liberals will never take this country from the ranks of the sane. There just aren’t enough of you.

    Everyone already has health care. I don’t remember reading any news story about someone lacking health care. All I hear is illegal aliens getting it for free.

    Another news flash for Joe…Liberals already control the country. They control education (how’s that working out?) They control Congress (how’s that working out?) They control the media (how’s that working out?) They control the Supreme Court and gave us McCain-Feingold, abortion and took away Constitutional property rights with the Kelo decision. You want a voice in government Joe? Stop voting for liberals.

    And they wonder why conservatives think that liberals are insane.

  31. #213866
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:36 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Hypocrisy? And that surprises you?

  32. #213867
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:36 pm, fred5676 said:

    Michelle, I’m not buyin’ into this phoney email scheme of yours, just to get traffic up at the beginning of the year. NOBODY that can use a keyboard could possibly be that much of an idiot.

    I admire your expertise by “planting” the faked evidence to back your “story”, but we are not falling for this practical joke.

    BTW – I recommend some good BBQ instead of an ordinary hamburger.

  33. #213870
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:39 pm, mbryantms said:

    I don’t usually post here, but have been a member since MM started. But this e-mail was hilarious.

    Some people just don’t understand politics. It’s one thing to think that your point of view is correct and denounce the opposition. It’s another completely to think the opposition will no longer exist.

    Just wow…

  34. #213871
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:41 pm, et said:

    Do they make an erectile dysfunction drug to cure limp neurons? If so Joe Roppe needs a mega dose.

  35. #213872
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:43 pm, Christian Soldier said:

    To borrow from Gen. Honore:

    Joe-you’re “stuck on STUPID”.

  36. #213873
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:43 pm, Lindsay said:

    Maybe Joe Roppe is not the real Joe Roppe who wrote the original letter?

    Or, maybe, he is just a really, really small man who is frustrated due to Bush/Cheney Derangement Syndrome.

  37. #213874
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, DaMav said:

    Along with many here I would gladly cast myself into the line of fire before Michelle to defend her against any hamburgers, devouring them before they could reach her to cause any harm. I’ll be packing relish and mustard so… watch out fascist liberal hamburgermongers. Bring it on!

    DaMav
    Elite Burger Guard

  38. #213875
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm, wytammic said:

    Lol! See-dubya sang Rainbow Stew! Now that song will be stuck in my head. :)

  39. #213876
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    The moral of this story: Only unhinged liberals can send hate mail, everybody else should follow the guidelines put forth by the tin hat people. Hamburger anyone?

  40. #213878
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, ajmontana said:

    There’s really only one thing to say to this dope.

    whatever

  41. #213880
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm, Surveyor said:

    Message to Joe:

    Joe, go upstairs (I know your in your mom’s basement), then go to a bathroom and take off all your clothes and stand in front of a mirror. Look at yourself for a few minutes in silence. What do you see? Your not really that important are you? You don’t have any real friends do you? Nobody cares about little Joey do they? Well, Joe, there is a cure for that and it costs about .50 cents. You know what you have to do…..now don’t let us down.

  42. #213884
    On January 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    I grew up about 30 minutes from Stevens Point, and graduated from the UW school there. The college has about 12,000 grad/undergrad students, which exert a pretty significant influence on a town of 30,000 people. The campus is fairly innocuous, but it does have a strong anarchist/lib flavor to it. The main selling point of this Univ. is that it has an “excellent” natural resources graduate program, so it draws in all the sanctimonious, granola-chomping, weed smoking hippy demographic.

    As the secretary of the UWSP College Republicans, I was impeached along with my fellow officers (all of which were WOMEN, or “WOMYN”) by a group of anarchists that infiltrated our group and tried to take over for the purpose of sending out derogatory press releases of Pres. Bush on College Republican letterhead. This was in the fall of 2003, ahead of the 2004 election. It wasn’t hard to know they weren’t conservatives. Most conservatives don’t walk around with ball-bearings around their necks and spikes on their wrists. Long story short, I was dating a lib girl, who was on the email list of the conspirators. She was lib, but knew right from wrong, and didn’t like what was happening, so she gave me all the inside communication for the group, showing exactly who they were and what their objective was. I had copies printed up, and at the actual “impeachment hearings” I had my boys distribute them to all the 200 people in attendance. I tell you, it was like a bomb went off in that room, when the anarchists realized what I was handing out. Needless to say, we won the night and embarrassed the hell out of them (I personally gave a STIRRING speech on academic freedom, tolerance, and the ability to hold differing opinions). Also, needless to say, we were made to look like the bad guys in the campus paper. I made more than a few enemies, but was ok with it, cuz they all sucked anyway.

    BDS is rampant on that campus, faculty and students. But what do you expect? It is, after all, a university. But Point itself is not a bad town. We like our beer and Packer football, and Brewer baseball in the summers. I live in VA now, but will always have good memories of Point.

    And that lib girl may have been the “one that got away.” Man, do I miss her….

  43. #213887
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, zorro said:

    Dear Michelle, I am dismayed that you have received a communication of that nature. Needless to say, in addition to your immediate family, your support network “out here” is large and vigorous. Looking at the calendar, I see we have just passed the lunar phase known the new moon. So, it is safe to assume this punk, Joe Roppe, must be, in fact, a lunatic. I hope his insanity will pass in a few days and his apology will be forwarded to you post-haste.

  44. #213889
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    And I’m sorry Ms. Malkin has to deal with things like this. It’s a sad state of affairs to experience hatred to the point of having to move one’s family to be safe, particularly from those who claim to be so compassionate, so thoughtful, so open-minded….so full of sh*t.

    Thanks for putting up with b.s., Michelle. You know when it hits the fan, the Malkin Army’s got your back.

  45. #213894
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm, Yashmak said:

    Just googled this nut case. Looks like a cousin of Michael Moore’s.

    Well, that would explain his seeming hatred of Michelle’s slim build. On first reading, I thought I could smell the self-loathing. . .looks like I was right.

  46. #213898
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:22 pm, navywife91 said:

    Michelle, I don’t know how you put up with this stuff, but thank you. Hypocrite is the best way to describe these people. Ok, maybe deranged, delusional hypocrite. :)

  47. #213899
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm, rjwest21 said:

    Michell, this is hilarious:

    Cyberbullying is a tactic some people use to anonymously attack those they disagree with using the Internet through email or on message boards. It can include threats on a person’s life, sexual remarks, pejorative labels such as hate speech all of which are intended to harm others.

    Since the Internet gives people a semblance of anonymity, they can act more aggressively than they would face-to-face. You should not reply to threatening emails or negative postings on a website. Even if you do, this is not justification for an unstable person to fly into a rage and step over the line.

    Who said that? Joe Roppe, less than two weeks ago. Not a record in hypocrisy, but a pretty damning and hilarious example, nonetheless.

  48. #213902
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:27 pm, rjwest21 said:

    Meh, I just read your entire entry. I’m an idiot.

  49. #213906
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:28 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Is “progressive liberal adult” an oxymoron?

    Or is it just a moron?

  50. #213909
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:31 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Don’t Burger me Bro’!

  51. #213911
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm, gridlock said:

    You know the Libbies are going to take you to task for revealing this moron’s home town. We all know how you are such a stalker, right?

    With Libbies, the end justifies the means. If they bully a conservative, that is just what is necessary to restore the proper balance to society. However, if a conservative so much as looks in their direction, we’re evil fascists, or worse.

  52. #213921
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:42 pm, navywife91 said:

    #151
    I don’t think Michelle has anything to worry about showing this idiot’s town since he’s put himself out there in the public eye already.

    Michelle, I was wondering if forwarding the email (he sent you) to the paper in which he condemned cyberbullying would be something you’d do? I know you must get a lot of this kind of garbage and ignore it most of the time. I just think it would be funny to reprint it while agreeing with his stand on cyberbullying.

  53. #213923
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:43 pm, CC said:

    Michelle: in addition to enjoying your hamburgers, try a salmon burger made by Trident Foods (available from Costco). A bag of 12 costs about $10.97 or so. They are droolingly delicious!

  54. #213925
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:46 pm, CC said:

    Navywife91 # 152: What a great idea! If the paper had any guts they’d print both side by side!

  55. #213927
    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm, navywife91 said:

    Thanks CC, but it’ll never happen. Showing a “progressive liberal adult” being the hypocrite that he accuses conservatives of being won’t make the editorial cut.

  56. #213941
    On January 9th, 2008 at 8:03 pm, RetFireman said:

    Because those things are EXACTLY what happened when that Progressive Liberal Jimmy Carter was President with all those Dems in Congress…and that Progressive Bill Clinton those first two years.

    What kind of Hippie Lettuce is this hate monger who wishes death on women smoking?

  57. #213950
    On January 9th, 2008 at 8:13 pm, xblade said:

    Hey Joe,
    In this liberal utopia you dream of, will they finally give you a brain of your own, or will you all just continue to share the same one like you do now?

  58. #213959
    On January 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm, bum at a desk said:

    So many good responses, not sure what to add. Just glad I’m finally in the club!

  59. #213962
    On January 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm, DLWright said:

    How come no rabid leftist whackjobs ever threaten to force me to eat a hamburger? ‘Cause, you know, I’d totally be willing to take one for the team…

  60. #213966
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm, DavidHughes said:

    What Joe seems to be describing is a Communist utopia. I’m sure every government that has oppressed a society under the guise of fairness and a voice for all was embraced so lovingly (with the exception of those taken by military force).

    Joe:

    We will not have to worry about wars for oil if we are allowed to become more energy independent by drilling in Alaska and the Gulf; however, a war for freedom from tyranny around the globe should be behind… otherwise, it WILL come knocking on our door at some point.

    I do not want government sponsored health care. The government screws up everything it chooses to oversee.

    It is not the government’s responsibility to see that I have a roof over my head. An ADULT can manage that for himself/herself. And I can almost guarantee that the roof I put over MY head will be much better than the roof provided by the government.

    Who are you kidding about a voice in government? The Liberal motive is about taking away your independence and making certain you are dependent upon them for your every need. It is about power, not patriotism or concern for your well being. Are you really so obtuse that you cannot see that? Presidential Supreme Court appointees may be able to give you what you so desperately cry out for, but there will be a price— your freedom or your soul (or your tax dollars).

    I do not want “fair” taxation (meaning everyone taxed to death equally, or sharing the recession that comes with higher taxes).

    Michelle:

    Next time I’m in the D.C. area, the burgers are on me.

  61. #213973
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:12 pm, maisy said:

    His idea of the future is either Heaven or Disney World!!!!

    To some of us it is a Good Burger!!! With evrything (except onions!)

  62. #213975
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:16 pm, garyt said:

    Someone should ask Joe what about living under Muslim law. What would he do about the Pork issue with one fifth of the world being a muslim? What if all the pork had to be distributed equally in Joe’s Leninist world. Would muslims also pay their fair share of taxes too? Please let us know Joe, and by the way the world has never known world peace and I predict there will be more wars in this crazy world.

  63. #213985
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm, almeehan said:

    For those who know me, the trouble isn’t getting me to start eating hamburgers. The trouble is getting me to stop.

    Not to mention Michelle those cheezy twists & chips!
    Well my suggestion is give him enough Roppe and he will hang himself!

  64. #213991
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:48 pm, MikeM said:

    All too typical “do as I say, not as I do” liberal claptrap.

    And in the end, the “pay equal taxes” will work out as “pay 100% in taxes.”

  65. #213994
    On January 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm, katieanne said:

    The liberal hypocrisy is astounding. Glad you printed his email Michelle. Yet another examply of liberal tolerance for difference of opinion.

    These people can’t debate issues in a sane manner because they base their arguments on feelings not facts. They lose every time. The fact that Michelle is so superior to them is something they cannot accept. Well done, Michelle. Well done.

  66. #213995
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:01 pm, TXRose said:

    You know what gets me? These people reproduce and vote.

  67. #213999
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, steveegg said:

    I hope he’s getting the White Screen of Death treatment :-)

    As for the “progressive liberal adult” the “progressive liberal” part is redundant, while “adult” is an oxymoron to either “progressive” or “liberal”.

  68. #214007
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm, bear1909 said:

    Joe Roppe. Joe Roppe. Does one pronounce the last “e” in Roppe as an “eeeee” e or an “AY as in WAY” e?

    Does one roll the R like Ruffles have Ridges? Or does one sort of burp out the entire name, as in ROP. Ryhmes with plop?

    At any rate, he left something out of his socialist/anarcho/communist/leninist/maoist/stalinist/nazi-social democratic list:

    everyone’s house will be painted the same flat puke green color that most affordable housing units in Berkeley are painted in.

    gives em a zesty Eastern European bloc flavor.

    it reflects the rythm of life that has eluded this poor gnard.

    why do people even try to criticize Michelle Malkin? what is the point?

    Joe strikes me as a lonely, bare bulb hack with bad breath, who people groan about as they see him mount the front porch steps toward the ever elusive “great party” he seeks.

    In the words of Bowie: “Poor little greenie.”

  69. #214011
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:26 pm, bear1909 said:

    On January 9th, 2008 at 7:43 pm, CC said:
    Michelle: in addition to enjoying your hamburgers, try a salmon burger made by Trident Foods (available from Costco). A bag of 12 costs about $10.97 or so. They are droolingly delicious!

    Farm raised?

  70. #214014
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:28 pm, bear1909 said:

    I mean Bears wanna know. It’s a long trek to Puget Sound.

  71. #214034
    On January 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm, JohnnyNJ said:

    Roppe’s on dope….

    Roppe, a dope. Fixed it for yuh AJ.

  72. #214040
    On January 9th, 2008 at 11:20 pm, JohnnyNJ said:

    Hey Joe,
    Did you know you are listed in “White Pages”? You should wise up before you start threatening national figures.

  73. #214042
    On January 9th, 2008 at 11:21 pm, steveegg said:

    AJ, Johnny – both are actually right.

  74. #214086
    On January 10th, 2008 at 1:12 am, Bogtrotter said:

    I wonder….ten seconds after he clicked on send did Joe Roppe realize what a web idiot he was making of himself?……..Naw, he will likely go to his grave believing all the nonsense he does today.

  75. #214089
    On January 10th, 2008 at 1:17 am, Bogtrotter said:

    “On January 9th, 2008 at 7:43 pm, CC said:
    Michelle: in addition to enjoying your hamburgers, try a salmon burger made by Trident Foods (available from Costco). A bag of 12 costs about $10.97 or so. They are droolingly delicious!”

    Oh please. My last Costco shopping experiance was in Juneau Alaska a few years ago. It was discovered that they were selling farmed salmon (in Alaska!) with artificial red color. They quit seeling it there after a threatened boycott. Bet they still sell it elsewhere though. One can always do better than farmed salmon.

  76. #214095
    On January 10th, 2008 at 1:30 am, 65DropTop said:

    (I sent the below email to the institution which, on the web, lists him as their “president.” His email address returned an “undeliverable” message, but I think it got through to others.)

    Please explain why Joe Roppe of your institution sends emails that “dream” of another person’s death. Here is a portion of his email:

    “The best part is someday you will

    die of anorexia or choke to death

    on your own purging. That’s my dream.

    Thank you,
    Joe Roppe
    Stevens Point, WI

    Here is the full text of his email:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2008/01/09/hilarious-hate-mail-of-the-day/

    And please explain why he hypocritically writes on the Stevens Point Journal against “cyberbullying”:

    http://www.stevenspointjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071231/SPJ06/712310322/1713/SPJopinion

    I look for a full and public apology to the lady to whom he sent this vile communication.

  77. #214130
    On January 10th, 2008 at 3:02 am, pgtips said:

    The adults will stop wars for oil

    Someone explain this to me. Since we invaded Iraq for cheap oil, why have we seen none of it? Here in the UK, the price of petrol (or gasoline for you guys over the pond) is at record prices. From what I gather, it’s the same in the US too.

    So where is all this oil that bushhitlerhaliburton and blairgoebbles stole from Iraq?

  78. #214146
    On January 10th, 2008 at 3:54 am, Uplander said:

    What is meant by ‘Equal Taxes’ is 100%.
    After all it’s ‘Their Money’ not yours.
    If you have money left after taxes you aren’t paying your fair share.

  79. #214154
    On January 10th, 2008 at 4:16 am, Uplander said:

    How fitting, This is from Joe’s Business site.

    Favorite Links

    These are some of my favorite progressive sites

    Nova M Radio
    Air America Radio
    Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann on MSNBC
    Media Matters
    MoveOn.org
    GoLeft.TV

    Out of touch with reality?

  80. #214170
    On January 10th, 2008 at 4:54 am, graysonret said:

    Well, I do agree with his “equal taxes”. A flat rate of 15% would certainly be nice. Nice and equal. No deductions, exemptions, hair pulling, IRS, nervous breakdowns on 4/15. It would get rid of a lot of pork, and lobbyists. “You can deduct home improvements only if you use ACME contractors (they are great campaign contributors) and you can prove you allowed 10% of the workers as illegal aliens (our future democratic voters).”

  81. #214188
    On January 10th, 2008 at 6:55 am, dlabedz said:

    I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country.

    The adults will stop wars for oil,
    Everyone will have health care.
    Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
    Everyone will have a voice in our government.
    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    All that from a “progressive liberal”. who, along with similar moonbats, act more like spoiled brats, and hypocrites. Mr. Roppe should examine the compassionate views of his left and the double standard they by which they judge Republicans and conservatives.

    Thank you Michelle! ! !

  82. #214212
    On January 10th, 2008 at 8:05 am, gregorystephens said:

    Michelle, it amazes me how you put up with such fools and do it with such grace. This is just one of the many reasons why I and many others have so much respect for you.

  83. #214229
    On January 10th, 2008 at 8:35 am, Sniper One said:

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    Since when do liberals support the fair or flat tax plans?

  84. #214234
    On January 10th, 2008 at 8:44 am, Wade said:

    The adults will stop wars for oil and start drilling in our own Country and start building refinery’s.

    Everyone will have health care. Who gets turned away now from a real need?

    Everyone will have a roof over their heads. Great idea, we can see how well the sub-prime mortgages went.

    Everyone will have a voice in our government. I think the current voting laws cover that.

    Everyone will pay equal taxes. I would love that. Think how much more we can collect from those who pay nothing now. Would be great for those who make 200k to pay the same rate as those making 15k. Would be a great incentive to make more money not less like today.

  85. #214249
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:05 am, sfcmac said:

    Joe and his fellow toddlers are sick of being reduced to crying on the sidelines. They want to get back into the Oval Office so they can pick up where Bubba left off. *shudder*

  86. #214316
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am, JohnHolliday said:

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    The only way this will work is to kill the socialist income tax. Don’t forget it was Karl Marx who said a graduated income tax was necessary for the proper development of communism. If you want freedom in your country, why would have a taxing structure that makes the development of communism easier? Even Karl’s momma, Henrietta, got it right. She said, “If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, made a lot of capital, it would have been much better.”

    The best way to express this is through a quote from Winston Churchill. “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”

    ‘Nuff said.

  87. #214341
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:33 am, mefolkes said:

    I didn’t have time to scroll down the whole column of comments, but I did note that some thought that Joe Roppe was an alias. I checked on 411.com and I did find a Joseph Roppe listed for Stevens Point. I’m tempted to start making some phone calls to the fellow. He’s 55 years old, even though his comment suggests the mind of a child. Anyone who wants to call the fellow for sport can look him up as I did.

  88. #214343
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:35 am, Larraby said:

    Putting a clown like Joe Roppe into google is more exciting then actually working this morning. It is such fun thinking about how Joe composed his nasty letter to Michelle. I am guessing that he composed the letter while watching Keith Olbermann. Joe is in his undies with a bag of cheetos on the side. And Joe is getting good vibes from Keith, maybe John Dean is Keith’s guest. And then Joe finishes off a bowl of Captain Crunch and now he is ready to put his fingers to the keyboard.

  89. #214350
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:41 am, granite said:

    168: On January 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm, bear1909 said:

    ‘In the words of Bowie: “Poor little greenie.”’

    Great post, bear.

    And, a good Bowie song; what he used to sound like…before he became what he became, like a number of other artists/bands.

    Keep on keeping on.

  90. #214351
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:42 am, William Teach said:

    Everyone will pay equal taxes.

    I don’t know, I think Joe got lost in his talking points memos. Is he recommending the Fair Tax?

    Or, is he recommending that lazy azz welfare recipients actually go out and get jobs so that they can pay the same percentage of tax as everyone else? Which would also mean that “the rich” would pay the same percentage.

  91. #214369
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:59 am, bironetworks said:

    It’s sad that Joe’s vote counts as much as mine, for he is a retard.

  92. #214383
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am, fourstringfuror said:

    Force you to eat a hamburger.

    Grammatical deficiencies aside, I would like to offer a bit of advice to Mr. Roppe: Philipinos are naturally thin. Perhaps that’s difficult for a Cheesehead to understand, but insulting a thin Philipino woman for being thin is akin to insulting to insulting a college linebacker for having broad shoulders.

    As for Mrs. Malkin, I would gladly throw a cheeseburger on the grill for her, anytime. No, make it two. I know she likes them!

  93. #214396
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am, mefolkes said:

    One of the search results for Roppe was a report from a television station about how he had set up a website with the rap sheet of a local candidate he opposed. I sent the reporter a description of his note to MM, and a link to this thread. I hope that it stokes the fire under the jerk to get some bad publicity himself.

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