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After all, laughter is the best medicine.

I love this article, great job carry on posting….

I understand now how it works, thanks for the info…

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IT’S LIKE YOU’RE A HUMAN BEING! STOP IT!

/leftard.

Although Michelle, I must admit your hate mailer IS an expert on the subject, LOL.

And speaking of which, you haven’t had a burger until you’ve had my Chicago 1/2 pound Feta burger. Grilled sweet onions, dill pickle, feta (oooh), spicy bbq sauce…dang.

Have you heard the recent rumors of Pill Gates?…

Have you heard the recent rumors of Pill Gates?…

On January 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm, oregonelam said:
I see it all so clearly now. Stop the polluting machinery and cars and power plants. Everyone goes back to farming and crafts. Everyone thinks alike and criticizes no one. No wars. I finally know who the masterminds are behind the progressive-liberal movement.

It’s the Amish.

The Amish. Another extreme religious group trying to impose it’s will on the world. Those bastards!

Everyone this and everyone that
Everyone here and everyone there
Everyone everyone everyone, I say.
Do you hear me? Everyone!
!!!111!!!11!!!!1111eleventy everyone!!!111!!!1111!!

And my dream is for everyone to melt into oneness
And everyone wear the same clothes
And everyone receive the same state education
And everyone, everyone, everyone eat the same healthy diet and not too much of it.
And my dream goes on to show that everyone who doesn’t agree with this dreamful plan can rot in stinky pile of poo with flies buzzing around, so there.

I’m splendid, and so is the rest of the rational world, but you’re not.

Thank you
I mean all this in the best possible way
bless your heart

Oh, I forgot about about the everything-is-going-to-be-like-Star-Trek part.

I’m pretty used to it myself these days. I married into an overly liberal family. My husband’s siblings (except one, though he thinks they’re all full of goodness) are pretty liberal. There’s
the typical acid barbs about Pres. Bush that I just love. My sister told my
parents that she hates the USA and wants to move to Canada (she’s our token liberal and lives in Philly, crime capital of the USA).

Being the spouse of a military member, I’ve gotten the typical “war profiteer” comments. I feel like my husband and I have given up a lot just so these people can be so hateful. If they hate it here so much, just go. They’re already in love with the utopias of Canada and Europe, so go kiss their butts already.

Whooppeee, health care for everybody (pleasantly mandated). I’m living the dream with Tricare…where it’s easier (especially in certain Naval conclaves) to just go to a civilian pharmacy and pay a copay than have to wait 6-12 months for your medication at a military pharmacy. Fair taxes for everyone? Uh, yeah, let’s tax the rich so much that they get the hint and just leave the US. I wouldn’t blame them. Though, I sure wish “some” of them weren’t so busy buying the influence and favors of both parties.

A roof for everyone? How enchanting! Will this guy be the first to build Jimmah Cartah housing for the poor and displaced from the sub-prime mess? Oh, no more wars for oil…aren’t they getting tired with this phrase already. It’s like a toddler repeating their favorite word. Everyone will have a voice in government? I surely doubt it. The Dems will do their best to pretend that conservative Americans don’t exist (oops, they do they now).

Dopey liberal, speaking of respect and understanding but preaching hate instead. Typical.

pun intended. it would be wasted, otherwise.

Dear Michelle Malkin,

I would like issue an apology from the city of Stevens Point, WI. You have to understand that Joe Roppe is not from here. Story has it that a Al Frankin Progressive movement was storming thru central Wisconsin a couple of years ago. While travelling through the Fox Valley apparently they picked up an unemployed D.J. (because he was horrible) who had nothing better to do, his name, Joe Roppe. Apparently Mr. Roppe, disgruntled with the Government (because he jumped from job to job) that he began to blame everything on Republicans. So along comes this cult lead by Al Frankin who was taking in any loser that they could find and brainwashing them with anti-republican left wing liberal crappola. While as the story goes, the movement lost momentum and Frankin left this misfit on our door steps. Mr. Roppe is not from Stevens Point and everybody pretty much wants him to get back on the progressive cultatrolley and continue on his mission away from Central Wisconsin.

Thank You
Pha Q.
moderator

*snort*