About Contact Archives RSS Columns Photos

John Kerry tries to make himself relevant; “Let the healing begin” again

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 10, 2008 09:44 AM

Update 12:28pm Eastern: The rally has begun. John Kerry’s endorsement recycles his “healing” rhetoric. Silky reacts.

Update: Ha.

***
I’m not sure why it warrants a Drudge siren, but the Associated Press is reporting that John Kerry will endorse Barack Obama: “Kerry, a senator from Massachusetts, plans to announce his support Thursday at a rally at the College of Charleston, said a Democrat familiar with Kerry’s decision. The 2004 nominee will argue that Obama can best unite the country and has the potential to create transformational change, the person said.”

Will he be for Obama before he’s against him? Because, you know, he’s kind of famous for that…

***

Photo flashback: John Kerry, left behind.

2demsens.jpg

Photo flashback: When Johnny loved Silky…

2kerryedwards1.jpg

Photo flashback: Another broken love affair…

2kerryclinton.jpg

***

Ed Morrissey diagnoses typical Kerryism:

Kerry seems a much better fit for the Clinton team. They’re both Establishment, and both equally accomplished in Congress. He’s somewhat more liberal than Hillary, but his platform on the Iraq war in 2004 comes closer to her position than Obama’s. Hillary campaigned for him in 2004 with much more effect than Obama did, even if she didn’t seem terribly enthusiastic about it at the time.

And why announce this in South Carolina, of all places? Wouldn’t this have helped more three days ago in Manchester, New Hampshire? If Kerry had done it there and then, it would have had much more influence on his neighboring state than a Yankee coming to Charleston. This seems like vintage Kerry — a day late and a dollar short.

Barack Obama may appreciate the sentiment, but he’s not likely to get much of a boost from this endorsement. Considering the stink still coming from his 2004 campaign, it’s more likely to repel voters than to attract them.

See what others have said

Note from Michelle: This section is for comments from michellemalkin.com's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that I agree with or endorse any particular comment just because I let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with my terms of use may lose his or her posting privilege.

Trackbacks

  1. Right Voices » Blog Archive » Kerry Slaps Edwards & Snubs The Clintons…Supports Obama
  2. Captain's Quarters
  3. Neocon News » Kerry throws in with Obama.
  4. Don Surber » Blog Archive » Kiss O Death
  5. Riehl World View
  6. The Moderate Voice » Domestic and international news analysis, irreverent comments, original reporting, and popular culture features from across the political spectrum.
  7. Kerry Infects Obama for Dems Party Elite : Conservative Thoughts
  8. Hillary Round Up | No Hillary Clinton
  9. Michelle Malkin » “People don’t say what they mean”

Trackback URL

Comments

  1. #1
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:46 am, whysoangry said:

    the siren must be so that it’s seared, seared into our brains that he’s endorsed someone…

  2. #2
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am, twiggman said:

    That’s the kiss of death.

  3. #3
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am, ajmontana said:

    Who?

  4. #4
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:48 am, bloghooligan said:

    lol. clearly Kerry’s bitter about the lack of support Clinton offered him during his failed bid.

  5. #5
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:49 am, twiggman said:

    AJ you know that war hero guy….remember.

  6. #6
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:49 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    Interesting how his choice for VP in 2004 isn’t the man he thinks “can best unite the country”…..

    Really shows the truth behind politics, doesn’t it?

  7. #7
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am, cpodug said:

    JRL - and just when has truth ever meant anything to Kerry?

  8. #8
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am, ajmontana said:

    Is this him?
    Kerry?

  9. #9
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am, cpodug said:

    Or honor, for that matter.

  10. #10
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:53 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    WOW! Another Billionaire weights in with his endorsement. Billionaires sure do love big government and socialism.

  11. #11
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:54 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    It’s how they got so rich…

  12. #12
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:54 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    On the backs of the citizenry.

  13. #13
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:55 am, twiggman said:

    AJ - Yes Thats him..lol

  14. #14
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:56 am, cpodug said:

    See, meatpie, you, too could be a billionaire - if you married right. And whe n the first fortune runs out, marry someone richer. Works every time!

  15. #15
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am, JohnHolliday said:

    Maybe John Kerry will throw Obama over a fence. All we hope for is a bottomless pit on the other side.

  16. #16
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:58 am, Sniper One said:

    That has to piss off his former running mate Edwards. I suppose Silky is crying in his cheerios this morning.

  17. #17
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:00 am, gregorystephens said:

    I’ll bet Clinton put him up to it. It will surely bring down Obama’s popularity because all any of his supporters can say is that they love his charisma. I think Kerry’s absolute lake of charisma or a pulse for that matter will neutralize Obama’s charisma and therefore his appeal.

  18. #18
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am, deepdiver said:

    I am trying to care about anything Kerry says or does by I just can’t quite get there.

  19. #19
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am, TexasTiger said:

    John Kerry will endorse Barack Obama

    That changes everything! :lol:

  20. #20
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am, gregorystephens said:

    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am, JohnHolliday said:
    Maybe John Kerry will throw Obama over a fence. All we hope for is a bottomless pit on the other side.

    That’ll be the only way that Obama will get into the White House because he surely won’t be going through the front door.

  21. #21
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:03 am, Marshall Russ said:

    I guess Tereasaaa said it was O.K. to do so.

  22. #22
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am, Tar Heel Conservative said:

    Why is this a surprise? It was well known that Kerry’s folks had issues with Clintoninstas what worked with his campaign. It is also well known that he never clicked with Edwards.

  23. #23
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:08 am, BrianNY said:

    AP says:

    John Kerry will endorse Barack Obama

    Wow. Checkmate?

  24. #24
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:17 am, cpodug said:

    Checkmate?

    Too initllectual, and “game,set,and match” is too athletic. How about just “oops!”

  25. #25
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:17 am, cpodug said:

    intellectual - my bad.

  26. #26
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:20 am, Barry F. said:

    I was just reading about the Obama endorsement by Kerry a few moments ago in an article on Fox News’ site.

    Now, the question has to be how Obama will play this up or, if he’s smart, down. ;-)

    I have to agree with twiggman, this has the potential to be the “kiss of death” for Obama.

    I suspect bloghooligan is pretty much on the money that Kerry still holds a grudge for the Clinton machine not coming out more in support of him in 2004. Even Kerry couldn’t be so dense as to believe that the Clintons didn’t have aspirations of residing at Pennsylvania Avenue again and that an incumbent Democrat would have been the last thing they wanted in 2008. Come on John! Get some brains to go with the money you married into. ;-)

  27. #27
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:22 am, gandolphxx said:

    I hardly think this requires nor rates a siren let alone much of a report. Kerry has been irrelevant since his days flirting with Hanoi Jane, he should retire and enjoy the life of a kept man with his latest conquest. He is not oing to regain manhood nor respect via political machinations.

  28. #28
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am, CharlieT said:

    It has to be related to the right-wing conspiracy. How did Karl Rove trick Kerry into doing this?

  29. #29
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am, gregorystephens said:

    Maybe Kerry is jockeying for a VP position.

  30. #30
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am, Larraby said:

    Maybe John Kerry will announce his support for Obama in Green Bay at “Lambert Field”!!!!!! Maybe he will announce his support for Obama in front of the starting point at the Boston Marathon. I still recall Kerry boasting that he ran and finished a Boston Marathon. Kerry was careful not to say which year he did it because that way somebody might actually look up the race records and check on his veracity. But even better, maybe Kerry can announce his support for Obama deep in Cambodia at the spot where he supposedly was in Christmas, 1968. If you recall, he gave an emotional speech saying how angry he was when he was in Cambodia at the time and heard President Nixon saying “The US is not in Cambodia”. Only one problem. Nixon was not president on Christmas, 1968. Ah John Kerry, I miss him already. So much fun watching him lose his temper.

  31. #31
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am, ajmontana said:

    Who puts Ketchup on a Hot Dog?

  32. #32
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am, Barry F. said:

    Who puts Ketchup on a Hot Dog?

    I have been known to put ketchup on a hotdog, along with some mustard, from time to time, AJ. But, one thing of which my wife and I area adamant, we do not buy Heinz brand ketchup to keep in our house. ;-)

  33. #33
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:33 am, Barry F. said:

    Sorry. Area should be are. Danged typos!

  34. #34
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am, NavyTim said:

    John “Liveshot” Kerry…..how can we miss you if you won’t go away ?

  35. #35
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:36 am, backwoods conservative said:

    I wonder if Kerry had Ted Kennedy’s permission to do this. Or if he will cast his vote one way, and then change it after conferring with Kennedy as he has been known to do in the Senate.

  36. #36
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:37 am, shooter said:

    Kerry tries to make himself relevant

    Exactly what I thought…useless fart.

  37. #37
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:40 am, backwoods conservative said:

    Who puts Ketchup on a Hot Dog?

    I remember running across a similar sentiment in a Clint Eastwood movie and being surprised by it. Where I come from it’s a common practice.

    Barry F. had it right. I don’t use Heinz.

  38. #38
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:43 am, granite said:

    “John Kerry tries to make himself relevant”

    I didn’t think he had to try.

    It would be sort of like water trying to flow downhill.

  39. #39
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:44 am, granite said:

    Oops!

    Sorry, I misread the word as “irrelevant”.

    Not enough coffee yet, I guess.

  40. #40
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:45 am, graysonret said:

    Well, if Kerry can’t get anything out of endorsing Obama, he’ll pull another of his famous flip-flops. Just like a little kid hanging around the big kids…constantly seeking attention and acceptance but getting ignored for the effort.

  41. #41
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:47 am, granite said:

    #32 On January 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am, Barry F. said:

    “But, one thing of which my wife and I area adamant, we do not buy Heinz brand ketchup to keep in our house.”

    #37 On January 10th, 2008 at 10:40 am, backwoods conservative said:

    “Barry F. had it right. I don’t use Heinz.”

    Same here.

    My wise wife decided during the ‘04 campaign season that we wouldn’t use Heinz anymore…and we don’t.

  42. #42
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:47 am, cpodug said:

    For Obama, this endorsement fills a particular need: In addition to winning the nomination in 2004, Kerry is considered a strong voice on national security issues and a respected elder of the Democratic establishment.

    That statement there just sprays gasoline on the fire. “Strong voice on national security”? The last time he was a strong voice on national security, he was advocating surrender to North Vietnam.

    “… a respected elder of the Democratic establishment.” And how dare he usurp the position that Teddy has staked out for himself?

    I realize that they’re both from Mass(and I do extend my sympathies to any of you unfortunate enough to live there), and two sides of the same coin, but Teddy always has to be on top!

  43. #43
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:47 am, ajmontana said:

    lol, you guys I wasnt talking about Hot Dogs literally, Ketchup meaning Kerry, Hot Dog meaning Obama…. :lol:

  44. #44
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:51 am, backwoods conservative said:

    Yeah, you got me AJ. But keep in mind that Kerry thinks he’s a hot dog.

  45. #45
    On January 10th, 2008 at 10:55 am, ajmontana said:

    More like a wiener dog…

  46. #46
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:00 am, Azygos said:

    Larraby,

    Did you mean Lambeau Field?

  47. #47
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:01 am, realitycheck said:

    Hillary’s hoping that if she cries, he’ll flip-flop and endorse her.

  48. #48
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am, ajmontana said:

    Did you mean Lambeau Field?

    I think he did, it’s the field where Packer fans will be sent home crying this saturday after getting spanked by the Seahawks! Ha!

  49. #49
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am, almeehan said:

    French kiss of death!

  50. #50
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:04 am, Azygos said:

    AJ,

    It was a rhetorical question ;-)

  51. #51
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:05 am, Barry F. said:

    Larraby,

    Did you mean Lambeau Field?

    I got the impression that Larraby intentionally spelled it that way, since he had it in quotes, to cite something Kerry must have said in the past.

    I was not familiar with Kerry pronouncing the name of the field incorrectly before. However, that doesn’t mean anything. I may have forgotten it or just never heard of it before.

    But, it certainly is within the realm of possibility with Kerry. ;-)

  52. #52
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am, TexasTiger said:

    I got the impression that Larraby intentionally spelled it that way, since he had it in quotes, to cite something Kerry must have said in the past.

    You nailed it. At a campaign stop in Saint Louis, Kerry repeatedly referred to the airport–aka Lambert Field–as Lambeau Field.

  53. #53
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:27 am, uhangtight said:

    ah poor edwards, didn’t get his former lover’s endorsement go figure?

    i am waiting for the goreical to finally endorse… who will it be???

  54. #54
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am, Barry F. said:

    You nailed it. At a campaign stop in Saint Louis, Kerry repeatedly referred to the airport–aka Lambert Field–as Lambeau Field.

    Ahhh! Thanks, TexasTiger. I did not remember hearing him do that.

  55. #55
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:36 am, Barry F. said:

    i am waiting for the goreical to finally endorse… who will it be???

    I’m pretty sure it won’t be Hillary that Gore endorses. From what I can see, there still isn’t much love between the Clintons and the former-VP in their administration.

  56. #56
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:36 am, huhwhat said:

    I fear Kerry might be selected to fill a cabinet post if one of the Dims is elected. Hope I am wrong, but could you imagine him as SecDef or Homeland Security?

  57. #57
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:42 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Poor John Kerry, always playing “ketchup”…

    “Don’t Tuh-raz-uh me Bro’!”

  58. #58
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:48 am, Barry F. said:

    I fear Kerry might be selected to fill a cabinet post if one of the Dims is elected. Hope I am wrong, but could you imagine him as SecDef or Homeland Security?

    Oh, crap! You just made me spit coffee across my desk! 8-O

  59. #59
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am, gunslingerpatriot said:

    I agree that Hussein Barrack Obama should flee from this endorsement from comrade kerry or he risks the possibility of having is presidential aspirations “swiftboated” by hitlery and company.

    Personally-hitlery doesn’t stand a chance of winning the presidency(Hussein Barrack Obama does) and believe that almost any Republican candiate can beat her.

    GSP :)

  60. #60
    On January 10th, 2008 at 11:50 am, huhwhat said:

    Sorry Barry.

  61. #61
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm, John Ansell said:

    I’m just waiting for Hillary’s Kerry Moment when she says “I can’t believe I’m losing to this Bleeping Bleep.”

  62. #62
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:11 pm, et said:

    Karl Rowe’s master stroke of genius was getting the democrats to coronate Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the House. That is the day Hillary lost her chance to be President. If she ever really had one.

    There can be only one Queen of the democrats and its Nancy. She has the power not Hillary and the Queen rewards good behavior and punishes bad. John Kerry is being an obedient court jester.

  63. #63
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Carp. Sucked in and now:

    must.go.throw.up

  64. #64
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, Larraby said:

    Kerry’s reference to “Lambert Field” was one of the hilarious things that Kerry did back in 2004. I miss him so much. Obama never does dumb things like that. But the most priceless thing Kerry did was when he was campaigning in Philadelphia back in 2004 and he made the obligatory campaign stop at Pat’s Steak House.(For movie buffs there is a scene in the original Rocky where Rocky goes to Pat’s late at night and eats a Philly cheese steak.)
    When Kerry went into Pats, he asked the counterman to “put some provolone” on his cheese steak. It was truly a laugh out loud moment. Kerry has got to be the only person in the history of Pat’s Steak House to ask for “provolone”. Obama will never do something this stupid. I miss Kerry already!

  65. #65
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, Barry F. said:

    I miss Kerry already!

    I might “miss Kerry”, if he would go away for a while. But, alas, he won’t. So, I don’t.

  66. #66
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, bear1909 said:

    Did John Boy ask Barry before he unloaded his barge onto Barry’s lil dinghy?

    Oops.

    (OT: Hi Tur-Ray-za! How much is the Tides Foundation giving to Barry’s “community development trust” in 2008?)

    Puke.

  67. #67
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, bear1909 said:

    Ol Candle Face should’ve at least worn a wet suit or bikin’ shorts while giving the endorkment to Barry Obambi.

  68. #68
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, bear1909 said:

    Image: Bear1909 smearing honey all over the back of Ol Candleface’s suit in preparation for all the hugging that is sure to go on during the aftermath.

    :twisted:

  69. #69
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, bear1909 said:

    Tur-Ray-zahhhhhhhh! Give Barry a big smoochie.

    :twisted:

    Eww.

  70. #70
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:52 pm, gollumclone said:

    Didn’t hypocrite John Francois sKerry
    harshly criticize the outsourcing of US jobs overseas and then it turns out that Heinz Corp. is a big beneficiary of that practice?

    Bush as his many shortcomings but can you imagine Lurch running things the last three years? Of course we then missed the nuanced, French speaking, cultured, get along with the Euroweenies, windsurfing aspects of J f’n Kerry as POTUS. If I were a billionaire, I cannot imagine what I’d find attractive about the creep.

  71. #71
    On January 10th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    LOL

    Me bear1909 has spoken!

  72. #72
    On January 10th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, Barry F. said:

    Via Fox News Channel:

    “Obama thanked Kerry for the endorsement and his military service during the Vietnam War, and stuck by the campaign theme of change that has since become a rallying cry on the campaign trail from both parties’ candidates.”

    Well, obviously, Obama decided not to downplay the endorsement by Kerry. ;-)

  73. #73
    On January 10th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, Chuck said:

    Kerry joining the Obama campaign reminds me of the puchline to an old golf joke:

    A guy’s golf partner dies of a heart attack on the fifth hole. Back at the club house he was asked “What did you do?” He replied “Hit the ball, drag old Charlie. Hit the ball, drag old Charlie.” Kerry’s going to be his ‘Charlie’.

  74. #74
    On January 10th, 2008 at 2:29 pm, NavyTim said:

    Kerry’s reference to “Lambert Field” was one of the hilarious things that Kerry did back in 2004. I miss him so much.

    Who could forget his famous Red Sox Player….Manny Ortez

  75. #75
    On January 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm, TXRose said:

    Kerry’s like an old stripper. Just can’t stay out of the limelight.

  76. #76
    On January 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm, winemkr said:

    Who’s next? Jane Fonda.

    John Kerry is a traitor……

    Watch Stolen Honor and learn what the foundation of this puke is built upon.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZY8uN77rr8

    Semper Fi

  77. #77
    On January 10th, 2008 at 6:33 pm, blues said:

    If it weren’t for bacterium like John Kerry,ther would be nothing to heal from.

  78. #78
    On January 10th, 2008 at 9:10 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Kerry’s like an old stripper. Just can’t stay out of the limelight.

    Dim the lights, Puh-leeeze!

  79. #79
    On January 11th, 2008 at 5:17 am, graysonret said:

    The “kiss of death” for Obama….

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Oops: “Barack Osama” on the ballot

October 10, 2008 03:16 PM by Michelle Malkin

70 Comments | 1 Trackback

Seattle hosts an Obama Youth Parade

October 10, 2008 11:15 AM by Michelle Malkin

92 Comments | 3 Trackbacks

“Wish flags.”

The Obama Witch Project: RAAAAAAAAACISM!

October 10, 2008 09:45 AM by Michelle Malkin

164 Comments | 9 Trackbacks

Monsters, Inc.

This is what they meant by “in your face”

October 9, 2008 12:18 PM by Michelle Malkin

205 Comments | 7 Trackbacks

Who let the dogs out?

Biden wheedles about “malarkey”

October 8, 2008 01:45 PM by Michelle Malkin

106 Comments | 4 Trackbacks

Who was the Obama plant at last night’s debate?

October 8, 2008 06:01 AM by Michelle Malkin

121 Comments | 6 Trackbacks

McCain wants to spend $300 billion to buy up bad mortgages; Martin Feldstein behind it

October 7, 2008 11:07 PM by Michelle Malkin

300 Comments | 59 Trackbacks

Dude, where’s your bailout?


Categories: Barack Obama, John Edwards


Weekly Standard

» Norm Coleman's New Strategy