Fred vs. Huck: The Metamucil wars

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 12, 2008 11:20 AM

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Supposedly positive campaigner Mike Huckabee takes a jab at Fred Thompson by joking on Joe Scarborough’s show that Thompson “needs some Metamucil.”

Thompson responds on Mark Levin’s radio show.

Huck follows up by cuddling with the press.

So, which do you prefer: Fred’s political constipation or Huckabee’s diarrhea of the mouth?

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  1. #1
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:26 am, TexasTiger said:

    MM:

    When you hold a campaign song competition for Huckabee, my entry will be “Cruel to be Kind” by Nick Lowe.

  2. #2
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:32 am, zorro said:

    I would take Fred’s straight talk (if we can use that phrase with any politician) over the evasive babble of the Huckster any day.

  3. #3
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am, PowWow said:

    So, which do you prefer: Fred’s political constipation or Huckabee’s diarrhea of the mouth?

    Over at hotair, I just said since Fred wouldn’t go there I would. After the metamucil comment, maybe Huck needs immodium to stop all the stuff coming out of his mouth.

  4. #4
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am, ajmontana said:

    Metamucil defense, Huck de Dumpty was called out and thats all he can come up with? Fred would tear him or any other candidate to shreds on issues and his/her White House bid.

  5. #5
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am, uhangtight said:

    I prefer Fred’s over Huck the Schmuck. He has played the WWJD; and it isn’t even close. Rotten Fruit.

    So I’ll take a little fresh citrus fruit Metamucil rather than the rotten fruit of the huckster.

  6. #6
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am, playblu said:

    I’m getting a bumper sticker made that says “McCain… I guess.. unless you have a better idea”.

  7. #7
    On January 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am, SirKnob said:

    Metamucil would be like cryptonite to the Huckster. I mean, the man is so full of crap that his eyes are turning brown. One good shot of Metamucil, there would be nothing left but a hollow shell.

    Go Fred :-)

  8. #8
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, ChePibe said:

    I’ll put it this way:

    If Huckabee gets the nomination, I will vote Democrat. There’s little difference between the two anyhow - but at least the Democrat admits to what he/she is.

  9. #9
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, katieanne said:

    The slick Huckster is trying to get the focus off his views and political record just as Fred said. The slime comes out of Huck’s mouth with an ease than rivals slick Willy.

    Go get him, Fred. Stop the BS and let’s hear issues.

  10. #10
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 pm, uhangtight said:

    ChePibe, you got it right do you want a liberal (D) or a liberal (R). Cause the two (Huck/McCain) Liberal (R)’s are in denial and keep calling themselves conservatives.

  11. #11
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    I’ll take metamucil, alway’s consistent and I alway’s feel good afterward’s.
    If you have to take Imodium your never consitent it’s alway disgusting and you almost never feel good abou it in the first place.

  12. #12
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Most of the GOP adherents could greatly benefit from relief of their constipated thinking. The idea that standard GOP dogma is somehow the right course is most definitely a symptom. When the argument has been reduced to comparing Fred and Rawmoney’s stature and gravitas, then we’ve completely lost sight of what’s truly important.

  13. #13
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, centralcal said:

    I can see it now. President Huckabee negotiating with an enemy of the US (pick anyone you choose) and charmingly spitting out one-liners, truisms, Scriptural references, juvenile name calling, et al.

  14. #14
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    So, which do you prefer: Fred’s political constipation or Huckabee’s diarrhea of the mouth?MM

    I would prefer Freds political constipation, over diarrhea any day.

  15. #15
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, ajmontana said:

    Here’s photograhic proof of the trail of poop left behind the Hucksters bus tour.
    Huckapooper Scoopers
    I wonder who pays for the mess he leaves behind?

  16. #16
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, purplepeep said:

    So, which do you prefer: Fred’s political constipation or Huckabee’s diarrhea of the mouth?

    I think Fred should take the Metamucil and flush that NumcHuck twerp out of his system. :)

  17. #17
    On January 12th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, geminicontender said:

    Huckabee needs ‘Depends’ snug around his neck.

  18. #18
    On January 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm, madchef said:

    It shows the liberal in the Huckleberry.
    When they know that their records can’t stand up to scrutiny, they always attack the person who asks the questions.
    His SCHECKY GREEN act no longer works!
    GO FRED!

  19. #19
    On January 12th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, Speakup said:

    I don’t know if there’s enough Immodium in the world for the amount of crapola this guy spreads around.

    The Huckster is another liberal that could live in a shoebox after an enema.

  20. #20
    On January 12th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, Bicyea said:

    Take Huck out of the Late night comedy hour and put him in the daylight next to a REAL conservative on real issues and the choice is obvious.

  21. #21
    On January 12th, 2008 at 1:55 pm, cobolpoet said:

    I will take Fred’s anything over anyone else’s anything else.

  22. #22
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:01 pm, Oink said:

    Huck is juvenile. It’s that simple.

  23. #23
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, gayle said:

    If neither Fred nor Mitt are nominated, it won’t matter who wins the election.

    The rest are liberals who will further ruin what’s left of our country.

    Fred is the only one who does not pander and doesn’t care about what others think of him.

    He stands alone. Rightfully so.

    Those idiots that vote for Huckleberry Finesse will get exactly what they deserve.

  24. #24
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, right_on said:

    Huckapooper Scoopers

    That’s funny AJ. Is it sexist to have a picture of (men dressed as) cows cleaning up the bulls**t left behind, or is that udder non-sense?

  25. #25
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:27 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    Those idiots that vote for Huckleberry Finesse will get exactly what they deserve.

    He does kind of remind me of Huckleberry Hound.

    http://spf.fotologs.net/photo/15/30/105/que_infancia/1167839914_f.jpg

    I apologize to Huckleberry Hound, I’m so sorry.

  26. #26
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm, ajmontana said:

    ahahhahaha their twins blind_mule!

  27. #27
    On January 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, commonsensemom said:

    It’s nice to see Mr. Positive getting caught up in his own high school name calling contest. True colors, true colors …

  28. #28
    On January 12th, 2008 at 3:22 pm, ctmom said:

    When Fred debates he is like a teacher. When Huckabee debates he is like a clown. His one liners have become tedious. I’ll take Fred!

  29. #29
    On January 12th, 2008 at 3:32 pm, Sunshein said:

    At least they didn’t have the runs like Obama’s pilot today trying to quickly park at Midway airport in Chicago at 2:45 AM when he clipped the wing of another plane in his hurry to get Obama there to meet his wife for a day off with the family. Coming from Las Vegas, maybe the pilot was gratefully remembering what happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.

  30. #30
    On January 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, joeblough said:

    Huckleberry is a distraction.

    It’s a real shame that pious folks feel that they have no better choice than that idiot.

    Fred Thompson still needs to amp up his energy or else people won’t trust him to take significant action on anything.

    =========

    Personally I’d like to see a ticket of Duncan Hunter for prez and Fred Thompson for vice.

    It would be worth it for the button alone.

    Hunter/Thompson in 2008
    Fear and Loathing in Tehran

  31. #31
    On January 12th, 2008 at 3:58 pm, HeatherRadish said:

    uhangtight said:

    He has played the WWJD;

    Yeah. What Poop Jokes Would Jesus Make?

    He can’t be pleased that this clown keeps using His name for Earthly gain.

  32. #32
    On January 12th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, Brent said:

    I’ll take fred over Huck any day of the week. Fred whooped on Huck at the debate and pointed out the truth and now Huck’s all butt-hurt over it.

  33. #33
    On January 12th, 2008 at 6:08 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    Fred is dead in the water……. Still my first choice for GOP nomination, but it is really looking like he is a waste of a vote.

  34. #34
    On January 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm, ajmontana said:

    long way to go, turn off the news. sheesh.

  35. #35
    On January 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm, katieanne said:

    On January 12th, 2008 at 6:08 pm, The Raging Republican said:
    Fred is dead in the water……. Still my first choice for GOP nomination, but it is really looking like he is a waste of a vote.

    I think Fred is just beginning to get hot and at the right time. IMO, I think the primaries all started way too early. Looks like some peaked too soon.

  36. #36
    On January 12th, 2008 at 7:10 pm, Azygos said:

    I would like to see Hunter/Thompson or either way round. I’d also like to hear Fred talk about his proposals more rather than how he is going to run his campaign. I’ve heard him interviewed twice and he did not say one thing about what he is for just how he is running a different campaign from the others. Ya, ya, I know I’ve read his website but I’m probably only one of 2% of the public that has.

  37. #37
    On January 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pm, capitano said:

    Go here and listen to Fred respond to Huck’s metamucil comment on Mark Levin’s radio show. Lot’s of good stuff including Mark and Fred’s critique of McCain.

  38. #38
    On January 12th, 2008 at 7:49 pm, Barry F. said:

    Metamucil would be like cryptonite to the Huckster. I mean, the man is so full of crap that his eyes are turning brown. One good shot of Metamucil, there would be nothing left but a hollow shell.

    SirKnob, I think you’re pretty much on target here. It looks more and more like he is about as empty a candidate as you can find but, as usual, full of the typical duck and dodge on the issues B.S. as they come.

    My problem is, I haven’t been able to figure out the lesser of the other evils to know for whom I am going to vote on Super Tuesday. *sigh*

  39. #39
    On January 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm, ajmontana said:

    If you were waiting on a date with Heidi Klum as #1 and Rosanne Barr was #2 would you go for number 2 if #1 was later than #2? I think not, Just because fred chose not to enter a year ago is no reason to pick #2. To late? keep thinking that way and we’ll end up with Rosanne Barr. Fred is the best man for the Presidency Barr none.

  40. #40
    On January 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    I agree with AJ. This “Fred is too late” stuff could become a self-fulfilling prophecy. With the way front runners tend to fall by the wayside in the nomination process (remember Howard Dean?) Fred’s timing could be just right. I’ve been keeping up with his website and he’s experiencing a BIG surge in donations and new members since the SC debate.

    Go Fred!

  41. #41
    On January 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    The Raging Republican said:
    Fred is dead in the water……. Still my first choice for GOP nomination, but it is really looking like he is a waste of a vote.

    I really don’t see how it is a wasted vote? Fred entered the race at the perscribed time as all other election’s before. Of course like I’ve said before the Democrap’s have done it again shuffled the unwritten rules around to try and take advantage of the Political climate, what does this tell you about the cavalcade of Republican’s that followed along? With one exception Fred Thompson this tell’s me that he is not buying into this Bull of starting a year before any other candidate before the 2008 election cycle. The Democrap’s have done nothing but try to change all of the unwritten moral and ethical rule’s that have controlled gentlmen’s behavior in the past. How many time’s have we heard the statement “This has never been done before in the history of politic’s” when the Democrap’s pull some bogus BS in the House or Senate. So this is just another thing we can make that statement about. Is Fred the perfect candidate? No but neither was as some one mentioned the name Teddy Roosevelt or Ronald Reagan but look at what great good they did for our country and made themselve’s two of the greatest President’s this country has ever and maybe will ever see. Earlier I was undecided until this last debate and now Fred has earned my vote on Feb. 5

  42. #42
    On January 12th, 2008 at 9:14 pm, SheetAnchor said:

    It’s not too late. See the article entitled, “Too Late for Senator Thompson?” at:

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/

    The article is listed under “ReaderArticles.”

  43. #43
    On January 12th, 2008 at 9:21 pm, BOB said:

    This looks like an appropriate place for this link:
    Do yourself a favor and check it out, it’s so funny…and true.

  44. #44
    On January 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm, Dr. Lead Based Paint said:

    What’s up with this nearly universal anti-Huckabee spin? The problem Republicans have with Huckabee is that he is an honest, candid, principled man who is not governed by the Republican machine.

    The case is even worse for those who oppose Ron Paul. Paul is the only candidate that possesses the stones to actually say he supports The Constitution of The United States of America. The Republican machine is horrified that such a radical politician even exists! Imagine that: a President who wants to enforce the Constitution! The horror of it all!

    So the truth remains that the best candidates are shunned by “the machine.” Too bad one of the outsiders is actually doing fairly well in the primaries.

  45. #45
    On January 12th, 2008 at 10:00 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    Republicans have with Huckabee is that he is an honest, candid, principled man

    So is Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Baker and Benny Hinn.

  46. #46
    On January 12th, 2008 at 10:02 pm, BOB said:

    As an Arkansas resident who considers himself a pretty good observer of Mike Huckabee, I don’t care for him because he’s a liberal IMO, and I’m not. He’s never met an illegal alien he didn’t like. He did, in fact, release many prisoners, at least one of whom murdered an innocent woman not long after his release. Also, he strikes me as another Slick Willie…smooth, but anything but what he claims to be.

    The more I hear from him, the less I like him, and he wouldn’t have a prayer, (OK maybe he would have a prayer), but his chances of winning the presidential election are slim to none.

  47. #47
    On January 13th, 2008 at 6:42 am, graysonret said:

    I’m hoping, by the time the convention rolls around, McCain and the rest would have burned themselves and each other out. People would be so sick of hearing them, Fred would have all ears. Personally, I’m sick of them already. Every day, same old,same old. (Not a sermon, just a thought).

  48. #48
    On January 13th, 2008 at 11:32 am, Boomer said:

    No contest in our house we prefer Thompson and Hunter over any of the RINOs that have been getting most of the press coverage. I like the fact that Fred waited until the traditional time to throw his hat in the ring instead of jumping in early like the rest of the “look at me crowd.” I am getting so burned out on the pandering by the rest of the crowd that won’t do squat, but sell out to the liberals if they were to get into office.

  49. #49
    On January 13th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, pdigaudio said:

    He does kind of remind me of Huckleberry Hound.

    He reminds me more of Mr. Haney from Green Acres with a little Jimmy Swaggart thrown in for good measure.

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