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1. #218145
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:34 pm, navywife91 said:

   MM

   I’m actually more interested in why the Tyra Banks show emailed you. Are they trying to book you as a guest?

2. #218146
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:35 pm, DougT said:

   First Lech

   Sorry, only thing I could think of.

3. #218149
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:38 pm, katieanne said:

   Gag me. This is going to be a realllly long campaign season, especially when we will have to hear this kind of blather over and over again. Heaven help us all.

   I think I’ll go get a drink now.

4. #218150
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

   I think it would have to be Dancing with the Stars, especially if I could have one of those really good partners.

   Dancing with the stars is a good choice. She already dances around the issues pretty good. Also, I guess Bill don’t dance.

   NATIONWIDE CONTEST FOR A NAME FOR BILL CLINTON
   SENATOR CLINTON: here are some of the things that have been suggested like First Mate. His Scottish friends say “First Laddy,” but we need ideas.

   How about “Mr. Second Banana”?

5. #218151
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm, DougT said:

   Let’s see…the Bellower in a pageant like competition….hmmm

   It’s a conundrum for sure. If you aren’t in the top tier of beauty, you usually win Miss Congeniality…

   That latter result is even less likely than the former.

6. #218152
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm, John Ansell said:

   Wow, too easy on the 10 year anniversary of the Monica story breaking.

7. #218155
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm, teresafromtejas said:

   I’m actually more interested in why the Tyra Banks show emailed you. Are they trying to book you as a guest?

   I’m curious too.

8. #218156
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:42 pm, John Ansell said:

   How about the title “First Rent-A-Husband”?

9. #218157
   On January 14th, 2008 at 9:42 pm, TexasTiger said:

   TYRA: . . . If you were a contestant on a reality show…

   Why not The Mole? She wouldn’t last a minute on To Tell the Truth.

   He [Bill Clinton] has to have another name…

   I’ll always think of him as Monica’s boyfriend.

10. #218159
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:46 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Well there is working a pole & then there is working a poll… either way I feel sick…

11. #218161
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm, rightisright said:

    when god was handing out bodies tyra thought he said toddies…”mmmm, yes plze i’ll have a nice one”…when god was handing brains she thought he said trains…”naw i don’t want one of those”

12. #218163
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:52 pm, navywife91 said:

    Thanks, for the visual brooklyred.

13. #218164
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:52 pm, madchef said:

    Well isn’ Bubba already “Minister of Propaganda” after all every dictator needs one.

14. #218165
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:52 pm, nyc123me said:

    What’s next – Chelsea doing the lecture circuit? oh wait..

15. #218170
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm, SHoward said:

    Ya know, this one certainly deserves a comedic poke — but I think brooklyn red has done the honors, here.

    I can’t help but wonder, doesn’t Hill want to be treated like any male candidate? With her speaking like this, if she does get the demo knod, I see no problem with any Repub handing her posterior to her on a rather large plate.

    But then there are the dirty tricks…

16. #218172
    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Now, now… she is making a buncha monies standing up with her clothes on.
    Show some respect

17. #218176
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm, PowWow said:

    I’d personally like to see her on The Apprentice. Just to see the look on her face when somebody said “You’re Fired!”

18. #218177
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:06 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Agrggggh! Howard, who bleeding cares what she wants! Does she want to be treated like a male?? NO she wants to be a god(ess) and I DON’T PRAY THAT WAY… how bout you?

19. #218179
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:12 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    I’d like to see her on that game show where they would strap her into a lie detector.

    What is your definition of “is”????

20. #218180
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:21 pm, Laree said:

    Michelle,

    Hillary wants us to think up names to call Bill? Why did she run out of names to call him?

21. #218182
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm, Snooper said:

    Gag me. This is going to be a realllly long campaign season, especially when we will have to hear this kind of blather over and over again. Heaven help us all.

    I think I’ll go get a drink now.

    I have been “dry” for 9 years…I may just join you…

22. #218183
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm, TexasTiger said:

    He [Bill Clinton] has to have another name…

    Peyronie Pete?

23. #218184
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:34 pm, beenthere said:

    My suggestion: The F****r of his Country. Do with it what you will.

24. #218185
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:42 pm, Armigerous said:

    “First Rapist”

25. #218187
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:44 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    I have been “dry” for 9 years…I may just join you…

    I’m drinkin’ now and it ain’t helpin’

    Ugh.

    Michelle, do you HAVE to use that picture?

26. #218188
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm, Sunshein said:

    So maybe Tyra is an Obama supporter and wants to use this email contact with Michelle to further her personal agenda. At any rate, if we watch the Tyra show, I sure we will gets some laughs on Hillary.

27. #218189
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:56 pm, puhiawa said:

    Huh?

28. #218190
    On January 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm, puhiawa said:

    A bit more edification.
    http://deathby1000papercuts.blogspot.com/2008/01/year-of-hillary-clintons-campaign.html#links

29. #218195
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:04 pm, mnmike said:

    First Rapist?

30. #218197
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:08 pm, SHoward said:

    Funny thing is, Brooklyn, we’re both right. She wants to be treated like a man and a goddess, it just depends on who she’s talking to at the time.

    And no — I don’t pray to the Lizard Queen…..

31. #218200
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:11 pm, trinitytim said:

    For Bill I suggest “Godfatha”.

    He’s had enough dead bodies surrounding him and the former First Witch to qualify and I speak from 25 years of law enforcement experience.

    Gotta sleep now. Nighty Night.

32. #218204
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:21 pm, donnab13 said:

    How about Mr. Man that I would be divorced from if I didnt want to be president so bad.

33. #218214
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:49 pm, Mr_Conservative_Cat said:

    I’m with Navywife – I’d like to know why a liberal talk-show like Tyra’s would e-mail someone they almost certainly regard as “neoconservative” about an interview with Clinton, unless the PR people just send out junk amil to their list of political sites whenever a political candidate comes up, just like they would e-mail to a list of sites interested in fashion if a major designer was interviewed. (That would be my guess, Navywife)

    As far as names for Bill, none of the ones that comes to my mind could be aired in public.

34. #218215
    On January 14th, 2008 at 11:56 pm, DMC said:

    The Raging Republican said:

    I’d like to see her on that game show where they would strap her into a lie detector.

    It’s called The Moment of Truth. I’d love to see a special “presidential candidates” show. Hillary’s time strapped to the lie detector would be the most enlightening, as she’s the biggest serial liar in the bunch, though Bill has her beat as the biggest all-time liar

    Maybe that could be Bill’s title: First Liar?

35. #218217
    On January 15th, 2008 at 12:00 am, Dave Turson said:

    I’ve read that the title First Lady was first used by Lincoln’s wife. A British reporter searching for a title came up with the idea from England’s “Prime Minister.”
    Thinking along these lines, it should be First Gentleman, but more appropriately, since Bill already held the top spot, perhaps “First Master” is better.

36. #218219
    On January 15th, 2008 at 12:09 am, Alphonse said:

    Hillary Clinton and the first spouse, Bill Rod’em Clinton.

37. #218220
    On January 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am, SHoward said:

    Alphonse,,,,don’t do that to me, man. I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair…..

38. #218227
    On January 15th, 2008 at 12:58 am, tanksoldier said:

    Actually, “First Laddy” IS kinda funny…

39. #218231
    On January 15th, 2008 at 1:18 am, Speakup said:

    Well the Secret Service would this time use Tiberius as a nickname for Wild Willie.
    That’s the Roman Emperor who retired to an island and populated it with naked girls.

40. #218234
    On January 15th, 2008 at 1:31 am, RetFireman said:

    I’m just not gonna go there. Nope…just not gonna do it.

    I could do it…it would be soooooo easy…

    But no…this time I will bite my fingers as it were and just not do it.

41. #218248
    On January 15th, 2008 at 2:21 am, Lifeofthemind said:

    Speakup
    Actually Tiberius preferred naked boys. Not Bill’s issue.

42. #218251
    On January 15th, 2008 at 2:26 am, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    What kind of questions would Mike Huckabee get on Tyra Banks?

    I’ll have to bet against what reality show he’d prefer.

43. #218260
    On January 15th, 2008 at 3:14 am, fred5676 said:

    Multiple choice. Ten minutes, closed book. #2 pencils only. Make sure to fill in the entire circle opposite the correct answer. You may start now.

    Which of the following shows allow contestents to wear pantsuits?

    Dancing with the Stars

    American Idol

    America’s Next Top Model

44. #218264
    On January 15th, 2008 at 4:06 am, graysonret said:

    Hillary on a lie detector? Haha. The needle would fly around so much, it would fly off. Twang!

45. #218296
    On January 15th, 2008 at 6:51 am, zorro said:

    On January 14th, 2008 at 9:35 pm, DougT said:
    First Lech

    That’s my choice as well.

46. #218297
    On January 15th, 2008 at 6:52 am, Blind_Mule said:

    First Cigar Aficionado?

47. #218304
    On January 15th, 2008 at 7:29 am, MDH3 said:

    it should be First Gentleman

    except in his case it would be a misnomer.

48. #218317
    On January 15th, 2008 at 8:07 am, gregorystephens said:

    How about First A** Clown?

49. #218318
    On January 15th, 2008 at 8:07 am, Rip Ford said:

    First Philanderer of course.

50. #218319
    On January 15th, 2008 at 8:08 am, gregorystephens said:

    Or First LAY-D

51. #218322
    On January 15th, 2008 at 8:15 am, ajmontana said:

    Gilligan.

52. #218340
    On January 15th, 2008 at 8:36 am, Boomer said:

    Love the way “she who must not be named” handles these life or death policy decision questions the MSM keeps throwing at her. She is so brilliant posed and honest, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…….

53. #218418
    On January 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am, Brian72 said:

    The case for re-intern-ment?

54. #218421
    On January 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am, walterc said:

    ajmontana said:
    Gilligan.

    A major insult to Gillians everywhere.

    Why don’t they ask Fred if he’d rather be on Dancing with the Stars or Supermodel?

    I’d don’t think he’d do any worse than Hill on either one.

    Way to go Tyra, help keep the American people keep up on the important issues of the day by asking the candidates the tough questions.

    What a waste of good air time. Might as well get Rosy back on the air.

55. #218517
    On January 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am, LarryD said:

    Heh, Captain Ed got one of those too.

56. #218609
    On January 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm, neo-connette said:

    Madame President and her Pimp