Gag-worthy quote of the day
The Tyra Banks show e-mailed me a notice about the program they taped with Hillary Clinton today, which will air on Friday. Here’s the gag-worthy quote of the day from Sistah Hillary:
TYRA: . . . If you were a contestant on a reality show, would you rather be on Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, or America’s Next Top Model?
SENATOR CLINTON: In my dreams I would be on America’s Next Top Model but in reality I would have to chose my limited talents and of them dancing is better than singing. You do not want me to sing.
TYRA: What type of dancing do you do? Do you do hip-hop? Can you do the Soulja Boy or the Spongebob dance?
SENATOR CLINTON: I have heard of those . . . I think that is a variation of what I did like 30, 40 years ago.
TYRA: My mother says the same thing.
SENATOR CLINTON: Everything gets recycled and gets a different name and [changes] slightly the hip action or shoulder action, whatever it is. I think it would have to be Dancing with the Stars, especially if I could have one of those really good partners.
Runner-up:
NATIONWIDE CONTEST FOR A NAME FOR BILL CLINTON
TYRA: Now if you win, you are going to be Madam President or Madame?
. . . He [Bill Clinton] has to have another name because . . . it would be your time.SENATOR CLINTON: Well, that is true. He will always be Mr. President but now we need to do a nationwide contest for a name.
QUESTION: Like a reality show.
SENATOR CLINTON: Like a reality show. This is good, because think about it; here are some of the things that have been suggested like First Mate. His Scottish friends say “First Laddy,” but we need ideas. I’ll just keep calling him Bill.
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MM
I’m actually more interested in why the Tyra Banks show emailed you. Are they trying to book you as a guest?
First Lech
Sorry, only thing I could think of.
Gag me. This is going to be a realllly long campaign season, especially when we will have to hear this kind of blather over and over again. Heaven help us all.
I think I’ll go get a drink now.
Dancing with the stars is a good choice. She already dances around the issues pretty good. Also, I guess Bill don’t dance.
How about “Mr. Second Banana”?
Let’s see…the Bellower in a pageant like competition….hmmm
It’s a conundrum for sure. If you aren’t in the top tier of beauty, you usually win Miss Congeniality…
That latter result is even less likely than the former.
Wow, too easy on the 10 year anniversary of the Monica story breaking.
I’m curious too.
How about the title “First Rent-A-Husband”?
Why not The Mole? She wouldn’t last a minute on To Tell the Truth.
I’ll always think of him as Monica’s boyfriend.
Well there is working a pole & then there is working a poll… either way I feel sick…
when god was handing out bodies tyra thought he said toddies…”mmmm, yes plze i’ll have a nice one”…when god was handing brains she thought he said trains…”naw i don’t want one of those”
Thanks, for the visual brooklyred.
Well isn’ Bubba already “Minister of Propaganda” after all every dictator needs one.
What’s next – Chelsea doing the lecture circuit? oh wait..
Ya know, this one certainly deserves a comedic poke — but I think brooklyn red has done the honors, here.
I can’t help but wonder, doesn’t Hill want to be treated like any male candidate? With her speaking like this, if she does get the demo knod, I see no problem with any Repub handing her posterior to her on a rather large plate.
But then there are the dirty tricks…
Now, now… she is making a buncha monies standing up with her clothes on.
Show some respect
I’d personally like to see her on The Apprentice. Just to see the look on her face when somebody said “You’re Fired!”
Agrggggh! Howard, who bleeding cares what she wants! Does she want to be treated like a male?? NO she wants to be a god(ess) and I DON’T PRAY THAT WAY… how bout you?
I’d like to see her on that game show where they would strap her into a lie detector.
What is your definition of “is”????
Michelle,
Hillary wants us to think up names to call Bill? Why did she run out of names to call him?
I have been “dry” for 9 years…I may just join you…
Peyronie Pete?
My suggestion: The F****r of his Country. Do with it what you will.
“First Rapist”
I’m drinkin’ now and it ain’t helpin’
Ugh.
Michelle, do you HAVE to use that picture?
So maybe Tyra is an Obama supporter and wants to use this email contact with Michelle to further her personal agenda. At any rate, if we watch the Tyra show, I sure we will gets some laughs on Hillary.
Huh?
A bit more edification.
http://deathby1000papercuts.blogspot.com/2008/01/year-of-hillary-clintons-campaign.html#links
First Rapist?
Funny thing is, Brooklyn, we’re both right. She wants to be treated like a man and a goddess, it just depends on who she’s talking to at the time.
And no — I don’t pray to the Lizard Queen…..
For Bill I suggest “Godfatha”.
He’s had enough dead bodies surrounding him and the former First Witch to qualify and I speak from 25 years of law enforcement experience.
Gotta sleep now. Nighty Night.
How about Mr. Man that I would be divorced from if I didnt want to be president so bad.
I’m with Navywife – I’d like to know why a liberal talk-show like Tyra’s would e-mail someone they almost certainly regard as “neoconservative” about an interview with Clinton, unless the PR people just send out junk amil to their list of political sites whenever a political candidate comes up, just like they would e-mail to a list of sites interested in fashion if a major designer was interviewed. (That would be my guess, Navywife)
As far as names for Bill, none of the ones that comes to my mind could be aired in public.
The Raging Republican said:
It’s called The Moment of Truth. I’d love to see a special “presidential candidates” show. Hillary’s time strapped to the lie detector would be the most enlightening, as she’s the biggest serial liar in the bunch, though Bill has her beat as the biggest all-time liar
Maybe that could be Bill’s title: First Liar?
I’ve read that the title First Lady was first used by Lincoln’s wife. A British reporter searching for a title came up with the idea from England’s “Prime Minister.”
Thinking along these lines, it should be First Gentleman, but more appropriately, since Bill already held the top spot, perhaps “First Master” is better.
Hillary Clinton and the first spouse, Bill Rod’em Clinton.
Alphonse,,,,don’t do that to me, man. I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair…..
Actually, “First Laddy” IS kinda funny…
Well the Secret Service would this time use Tiberius as a nickname for Wild Willie.
That’s the Roman Emperor who retired to an island and populated it with naked girls.
I’m just not gonna go there. Nope…just not gonna do it.
I could do it…it would be soooooo easy…
But no…this time I will bite my fingers as it were and just not do it.
Speakup
Actually Tiberius preferred naked boys. Not Bill’s issue.
What kind of questions would Mike Huckabee get on Tyra Banks?
I’ll have to bet against what reality show he’d prefer.
Multiple choice. Ten minutes, closed book. #2 pencils only. Make sure to fill in the entire circle opposite the correct answer. You may start now.
Which of the following shows allow contestents to wear pantsuits?
Dancing with the Stars
American Idol
America’s Next Top Model
Hillary on a lie detector? Haha. The needle would fly around so much, it would fly off. Twang!
That’s my choice as well.
First Cigar Aficionado?
except in his case it would be a misnomer.
How about First A** Clown?
First Philanderer of course.
Or First LAY-D
Gilligan.
Love the way “she who must not be named” handles these life or death policy decision questions the MSM keeps throwing at her. She is so brilliant posed and honest, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…….
The case for re-intern-ment?
A major insult to Gillians everywhere.
Why don’t they ask Fred if he’d rather be on Dancing with the Stars or Supermodel?
I’d don’t think he’d do any worse than Hill on either one.
Way to go Tyra, help keep the American people keep up on the important issues of the day by asking the candidates the tough questions.
What a waste of good air time. Might as well get Rosy back on the air.
Heh, Captain Ed got one of those too.
Madame President and her Pimp