Ethnic teams 1 and 2 are playing a football game against each other.

A nearby factory whistle goes off. Ethnic team 1 hears it, thinks that it was the whistle signalling the end of the game, and leaves the field with time remaining in the game;

and ethnic team 2 scores three plays later….

That joke has been told around here involving a semipro team and the Chicago Bears for years.

On January 16th, 2008 at 6:04 pm, Ordinary Coloradan said: #63

In my case, re-reading my post, the first law should be “the First law of the Huckbee Conspiracy is not to comment on it with so many typos that your comment is unintelligible”

Or

tHe Frist Luw off he Huckleberry Corn Spirassy si ot nught commend aw in id.

The reason there is such a visceral reaction to Huckabee is that he is a liar, and is wrong on so many issues.

Thats the truth.

Deal with it.

Mike Huckabee went on Morning Joe today and toyed with suggesting a “conspiracy” composed of the “Washington power circles” was out to get him.

Further proof that the huckster is cut from the same cloth as Clinton INC. Being that both political machines have origins in Arkansas, I wonder what is in the water down there.

On January 16th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, Dr. Lead Based Paint said:
Folks, “The Machine” is squarely against Huckabee. The rage against him is so strong… so unjustifiable…

The problem Republicans have with Huckabee is that he’s not a slave to the corrupt insiders who so valiantly fight to keep their stranglehold on our nation’s capitol.

We desperately need an outsider who is not a “playa” in da game. We need a truth-telling serious person who is willing to be guided by principle, not mind-numbed neocons who are nothing else but Democrats with a different name.

PS: Huckabee would be good, but Ron Paul would be GREAT.

Wow. Sounds like Dr. Lead Based Paint has been consuming his own product.

The problem Republicans have with Huckabee is that he’s not a slave to the corrupt insiders who so valiantly fight to keep their stranglehold on our nation’s capitol.

We desperately need an outsider who is not a “playa” in da game. We need a truth-telling serious person who is willing to be guided by principle, not mind-numbed neocons who are nothing else but Democrats with a different name.

PS: Huckabee would be good, but Ron Paul would be GREAT.

The First rule of the anti-Huckabee Conspiracy is that you don’t talk about the that anti-Huckabee conspiracy.

The Second rule of the Anti-Huckabee Conspiracy is that You DONT TALK ABOUT the Anti-Huckabee Conspiracy.

Clear?

heh.

con·spir·a·cy : an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.

I think we are breaking the rules by conspiring in public.

I agree that there really is something going on against him, he’s just seeing it from his own subjective view. He needs to make sure his extrapolation is as sensitive and accurate as his instincts abotu completition.

I don’t want to use the word conspiracy, but there’s just an anxiety that exists in the Washington power circles about our candidacy.

The anxiety the Huckster feels is coming from the average citizen that is scared out of their minds at the thought of a slimey, slick and clueless Clinton/Carter clone getting into office to give us 4 years of hell while destroying what is left of the Republican Party. Here is a loud ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from one of those filled with anxiety.

Monica Lewinsky’s X-Boyfriend’s wife for President

In the immortal words of Gunny Highway:

Don’t go away mad, just go away.

Nice. Loved the movie.

Huck is definitely out of my pool now. This is getting a little easier by the day. I knew the more some of these guys talked, the less I’d like them.

On January 16th, 2008 at 3:28 pm, granite said:
#44 On January 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm, Barry F. said:

Unfortunately, no wants a President who whines and blames other people for his shortcomings.

“Well, Bill Clinton did get elected for a second term, Jim. ”

You beat me to it!

Boy- there’s ample fodder for more than a few Lewinsky jokes here, but I will preserve the decorum of this site…