The Democrats’ party animal

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 28, 2008 06:30 AM

The Democrats are the jackass party. They’re proud of it. And they held a contest this weekend to pick just the right beast to represent them at the Democratic National Convention. No, not Bill Clinton. It’s “Mordecai:”

A jackass will play a prominent role when Democrats meet in August to nominate their presidential candidate.

Mordecai, a 7-year-old donkey, bested nine other hopefuls on Saturday in a contest to become the official live mascot for the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver.

As a tie-in to the convention, the donkey pageant was held during the mule and donkey show at the National Western Stock Show, an annual Colorado event where livestock and horse ranchers gather to buy and sell breeding stock.

Sen. Ken Salazar and other Democratic dignitaries served as judges.

Before the contest began, Leah Daughtry, another contest judge and chief executive of the Democratic National Convention Committee, said she was looking for “traits our candidate will have also — the right amount of vigor and energy, a cool temper but feisty when you need to be.”

Sound like Hillary could use him on the campaign trail.

Mordecai’s owner, Curtis Imrie, a two-time Democratic congressional candidate from southwestern Colorado, said his donkey will do the Democrats proud.

“He’ll be the party animal of the party, now that he’s the official ‘asscot,’” Imrie said.

Move over, Teddy K.

Posted in: Democrats

See what others have said

Note from Michelle: This section is for comments from michellemalkin.com's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that I agree with or endorse any particular comment just because I let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with my terms of use may lose his or her posting privilege.

Trackbacks

Trackback URL

Comments


  1. #228453
    On January 28th, 2008 at 6:53 am, CO of Fort Housewife said:

    traits our candidate will have also — the right amount of vigor and energy, a cool temper but feisty when you need to be.

    Also, donkeys smell. At least the Republicans aren’t going to an elephant beauty pageant to pick their mascot.

    Random knowledge: The 1st Corps Support Command down at Fort Bragg (before it was renamed) had a donkey for its mascot. It’s name was “Blackjack” and he held the rank of Sergeant.

  2. #228454
    On January 28th, 2008 at 6:55 am, CO of Fort Housewife said:

    traits our candidate will have also — the right amount of vigor and energy, a cool temper but feisty when you need to be

    Also, donkeys smell. At least the Republican party won’t be going to a elephant beauty pageant to pick a mascot.

    Random knowledge: The 1st Corps Support Command (before it was renamed) down at Fort Bragg had a donkey for a mascot. It’s name was “Blackjack” and it held the rank of Sergeant.

  3. #228455
    On January 28th, 2008 at 6:55 am, CO of Fort Housewife said:

    delete double post, please

  4. #228458
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:00 am, zorro said:

    I have avoided using the word “jackass” to describe the democraps. I guess it’s ok now.

    Will Mordecai be wearing a Sombrero?

  5. #228462
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:10 am, nyc123me said:

    put it on the ballot.

  6. #228465
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:30 am, DesertLover said:

    zorro

    They’ll probably hire “Juan Valdez” to be the “handler” at the convention …

  7. #228466
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:30 am, Ralph Gizzip said:

    Mordecai will be just another Gov’t mule looking for his handout of Gov’t cheese. And isn’t that what the Dems want? They want to be the ones doling out the Gov’t cheese.

  8. #228468
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:35 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    Jackass=stubborn and unwilling to move when its master wants it to.

  9. #228469
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:36 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    Perfect. We the people are stuck with a bunch of jackasses in government.

  10. #228472
    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:47 am, twiggman said:

    maybe Juan Hernandez will ride it onto the convention stage…

  11. #228476
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:03 am, MrVIBEMAN said:

    Donkey – definition:

    1. The domesticated ass (Equus asinus).
    2. Slang An obstinate person.
    3. Slang A stupid person.

    Democrat – definition:

    1. The unmitigated ass (Equus asinus).
    2. Slang An obstinate person.
    3. Slang A stupid person.

    Sounds like a perfect fit as a mascot to the Democrat party.

  12. #228479
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:12 am, DMC said:

    Mordecai beat out nine other contestants?

    Mordecai’s owner [is] a two-time Democratic congressional candidate

    I smell a fix. The other donkeys should demand an investigation.

  13. #228480
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:15 am, TexasTiger said:

    How much greenhouse gas does a donkey produce? How big is a donkey’s carbon footprint? I hope someone is asking these important questions.

  14. #228484
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:24 am, zorro said:

    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:30 am, DesertLover said:
    zorro

    They’ll probably hire “Juan Valdez” to be the “handler” at the convention …

    That would be perfect!

  15. #228486
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:35 am, jsr said:

    Very appropriate. Every I hear some Dem rant about protecting children, global warming, evil corporations, exploited workers etc.. I am reminded of a braying donkey. Except the donkey is more interesting.

  16. #228487
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:41 am, nyc123me said:

    Wonder where they’ll put it? Maybe they should dig a hole and keep it in there.

    Oh wait..

  17. #228489
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am, Boomer said:

    The perfect mascot for the political party of the self absorbed jackasses of the liberal left.

  18. #228490
    On January 28th, 2008 at 8:58 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    On January 28th, 2008 at 7:10 am, nyc123me said:
    put it on the ballot.

    Oh, god, no! They would vote, protest the vote, spend millions of tax payer dollars recounting, spend millions more recounting the recounting, take it to court and protest the outcome all the way to the Supreme Court.

  19. #228491
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:00 am, Uplander said:

    Maybe Hilly and the Donkey will have a ‘Bray Off’.

  20. #228492
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:08 am, CarpiJugulum said:

    It was very surpriseing that Gov. Bill Ritter and the rest of the demodonks did not rush over to the stock yards and get in photo ops with the jackass.

    It was said that they were afraid they would not be recognised as they all looked so much alike.

    Yet another embarissing moment in Colorado/Denver history.

  21. #228494
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:15 am, JohnHolliday said:

    Maybe Teddy-boy will get drunk (or stay drunk) and someone will photograph him riding around on Mordecai at the convention. I wonder what PETA would say to that? Not that it would be worth listening to.

    Maybe Hilly and the Donkey will have a ‘Bray Off’.

    Shrillary would win hands down.

  22. #228495
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:17 am, OneofThem said:

    Where’s PETA when you need them? :P

  23. #228499
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:34 am, trinitytim said:

    This is too easy. Too many words in my brain.

    I pass

  24. #228501
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:47 am, DougT said:

    Sometimes the Malkin blog posts just overload the circuitry and we have to shut it down and reboot, trinitytim (#23). I’m right there with you.

  25. #228504
    On January 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Ditto Tim! Waaaaaayyyy too much material to work with here. Too easy. This thread is designed for a “Caption Contest”.

  26. #228521
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:21 am, SHoward said:

    Where’s that Faux news alert when we need one AJ?!?!

  27. #228525
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    Just a prop for those Dems not flexible enough to stick their head in their own.

  28. #228535
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am, Barry F. said:

    Move over, Teddy K.

    Or, Robert Byrd?

  29. #228536
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am, Barry F. said:

    How much greenhouse gas does a donkey produce? How big is a donkey’s carbon footprint? I hope someone is asking these important questions.

    LOL

  30. #228537
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am, madchef said:

    And in a related story, former president Bill Clinton accused Mordecai of playing the species card to win the nomination.

  31. #228538
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am, mojoe said:

    Sen. Ken Salazar and other Democratic dignitaries served as judges.

    Jackasses judging donkeys.

  32. #228540
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:38 am, moore.gg.comm said:

    They’re going to have a live donkey at their convention. Isn’t the convention going to be loud with lots of lights? Isn’t it cruel to submit the animal to such an environment? Aren’t the democrats and particularly their supports against any form of real or imagined animal cruelty?

  33. #228542
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:40 am, DesertLover said:

    Attendees were highly encouraged to purchase the souvenir programs … seems you couldn’t tell one jackass from another without one …

  34. #228555
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am, Barry F. said:

    Isn’t it cruel to submit the animal to such an environment?

    I think the cruelest part is forcing it into a room full of liberals with no avenue of escape. ;-)

  35. #228564
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:51 am, Barry F. said:

    Maybe Teddy-boy will get drunk (or stay drunk) and someone will photograph him riding around on Mordecai at the convention.

    Okay. Can you define the word “ride”? We might need a little clarification. LOL ;-)

  36. #228567
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:53 am, jsr said:

    I think the cruelest part is forcing it into a room full of liberals with no avenue of escape.

    Oppressed animals of the world unite. Free The Donkey!

  37. #228576
    On January 28th, 2008 at 10:57 am, katieanne said:

    It really says something about a group of people who take pride in being associated with a jackass. I have always believed the symbolism was appropriate.

  38. #228593
    On January 28th, 2008 at 11:05 am, metalhead said:

    I think that the Repubs at their convention should consider changing the revered elephant to a Rhino. More fitting for this year’s candidates.

  39. #228606
    On January 28th, 2008 at 11:14 am, Barry F. said:

    I think that the Repubs at their convention should consider changing the revered elephant to a Rhino. More fitting for this year’s candidates.

    Not just this year, metalhead. But, appropriate, nonetheless.

  40. #228608
    On January 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am, TexasTiger said:

    I think the aye-aye is a better fit for the image the Democrat party projects.

    The Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis) is a strepsirrhine native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth with a long, thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It is the world’s largest nocturnal primate (except for Bill Clinton), and is characterized by its unique method of finding food; it taps on trees to find grubs, then gnaws holes in the wood and inserts its elongated middle finger to pull the grubs out (If that doesn’t sound like Rock the Vote, I don’t know what does).

    Plus, the aye-aye bears a striking resemblance to Dennis Kucinich.

  41. #228610
    On January 28th, 2008 at 11:19 am, TexasTiger said:

    Yep, one look at this photo of Mordecai tells you he’s perfect for the Democrats.

  42. #228629
    On January 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am, Blind_Mule said:

    Ralph Gizzip said:
    Mordecai will be just another Gov’t mule

    Don’t ever insult us Mule’s it’s a donkey a jackass not a Mule. :)

    The Dimocrap’s ruin everthing, now I have to burn my Belly Washer head
    of Mordecai, I was pretending it was a Mule. B&$tard’s!

  43. #228786
    On January 28th, 2008 at 1:32 pm, Azygos said:

    Maybe Hilly and the Donkey will have a ‘Bray Off’.

    I’m thinking that would be cruel and unusual punishment for the donkey.

You must be logged in to post a comment.




HotAir GreenRoom