Ray Nagin photo caption contest! Updated
The Chocolate City clown mayor, Ray Nagin, is alive and kicking. What’s he doing after having confiscated the guns of law-abiding citizens during Hurricane Katrina?
Look for yourselves. (Click for full pic.)
NOLA.com is holding a photo caption contest.*
Lagniappe’s Lair wants Second Amendment activists to pitch in.
Have at it. Should be like, well, shooting fish in a barrel.
A chocolate barrel.
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*Update: The Times-Picayune issued some sort of “clarification” about the photo. Readers of the paper are lambasting the paper for caving in to Nagin. A commenter who saw the news clip of the press conference where the photo was taken writes: “ok - I just saw the film on the news. It[']s worse then the picture. He swings it around pointing it at the chief and everyone in the room. No excuse for that.”
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See if you can carve something useful out of this jumbled mess from a tired Neocon at midnight:
I thought the pic was from a PSA on “What tourists should bring to enjoy New Orleans”. But, nice caption would be “Say hello to my new campaign manager.”
Get away from that schoolbus and back in the Superdome!
The level of bigotry that some have shown here is unacceptable. MIchelle really needs to get a grip on this or we are all going to suffer. Stop handing bullets to the enemy.
Sure, we’re the murder capital of the world and laughingstock of criminal justice. At least we’re not depressed.
“Looka me! I’s gots mine. Wait. No. I’s gots you-n’s! Ha ha ha!”
Who’s stuck on stupid, now?
This is a humorous caption contest and the subject is a racist political hack. We can’t have fun with that because we might offend the nutroots?
You can have my punchlines when you pry them from my cold, dead keyboard.
Loved this one from the NOLA contest.
@3 lol cute, anyways maybe in jest, though I’ve seen a few things that suggest otherwise.
“Now we can really make New Orleans a Chocolate City with this fire power!”
Or
“Now that we took away the guns, now I can be opressive.”
“I said a chocolate city. Not a vanilla city, not a mocha city, but a chocolate city! Got it?”
reff
Lifeofthemind
So, if ol’ Ray shows up at your house to take you vehicle and, then, you see him driving your neighbors Hummer it would be wrong to poke fun at him.
The day a mayor proclaims that I surrender my firearms is the day I invite him over to the house to take them from me.
But, hey, it is just the Constitution so - the hell with it right?
On this Valentines day don’t say it, just spray it!
Ok people, Washington is having second thoughts regarding the bail out they promised so were gunna need more victims.
or
Ok everybody single file line, mark the box next to my name on the ballot. (smilingly motions side to side with weapon)
lol #107
Guns for me and not for thee! (Rapper addendum: N*’s got to protect his self!)
Nagin to his campaign manager:
“No Sh!+?? this is the secret to Hugo Chavez’s success?”
What else needs to be said???
The man is a joke. The people who defend him and vote for him are even jokier.
They drank till Nagin made sense. Unfortunately, this meant all his political opponents died.
Oh, Come on guys, what’s the big deal?
Who DOESN’T point an assault rifle at their Police Chief every now and then?
Look on the bright side, if that’s the way he handles a weapon his adversaries are in good shape.
Apologies to SNL:
Ray: Learn some gun safety before you try to use one as a prop.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming. I just wanted to let you all know my view on the reports of excessive violence in New Orleans…
Now - I just finished my own walk through of this fine city… and I can honestly tell you that I was able to walk the streets with absolutely no fear of any violence or attacks.
This city is safe - ”
( Pssst… Sir… you’re ummm… still carrying your rifle…. )
“Oh - and,um…this? I -uh- brought this along for the SECOND part of my comments…. -uh- …. these are… these are… for the POLICE! Yeah! That’s it! - New equipment for the police department - That’s the ticket!”
“Hey, baby let me put this chocolate bullet through your heart!”
I’m always behind on the stories posted in the evenings.
As far as a caption:
“I wasn’t joking Chief. This will be a Chocolate City, one way or another!”
“Hey, I’m just exercising my right to keep and bear YOUR arms… ha ha ha ah”
“Federal Aid…I wish I could quit you.”
I love it Fineous Reese. Can’t top that.
Chocolate and gunpowder, two great tastes that go great together!
Idiot 1: I’m the bigger idiot!
Idiot 2: No! I’m the bigger idiot!!!
Reff, #98
No, he really isn’t in the right. That Chief should be stomping a mudhole in the mayor’s chest for pointing a rifle at him. With firearms, your number one rule is to always assume the weapon is loaded. Never point it at anything you are not willing to see destroyed. The loudest sound in the world is a bang when you were expecting a click (the reverse also holds true). The mayor’s obviously cavlier and joking attitude with what is, essentially, a tool designed to kill others, shows not only his basic lack of education when it comes to handling firearms, but it also shows his sheer hypocrisy in the wake of the Katrina firearms confiscations. Talk about tap-dancing on your own phallus with a pair of golf-shoes.
Now if y’all will excuse me, I feel the need to print up this picture and head to the range.
No point in being fair….he’s black and democrat…right?
I’m gonna do some more target practice on the dikes!
That picture should be placed in the dictionary under the word useless.
“Who says yours is bigger than mine! Huh, who says? “Now don’t go makin’ me show you cuz you ain’t gonna like what you see”!
Political power? Here’s my barrel! I’ll show you my political power!
“Hey! Where all da white women at?”
Lots of good sarcasam on this thread and glad to see that we can even laugh at the idiots.
On a serious note-the day I saw law abiding citizens having their constitutional rights violated by the police based on an order from a mayor-that became the day when I realized that our founding fathers had more foresight when they gave us a Republic and will never forget an elderly woman being body slammed by a cop when they asked to see here gun and she presented it in a non-threatening manner.
Mayor nagin, his hack of a police chief, and pols like him are the reasons why I will never give up my weapons irregardless what h/she says. The only thing nagin is missing is a white robe because his racist rhetoric is nearly identical to what was being promoted in the early 20th century.
Angry, and indignant about this man? You bet, and I will not shed a tear if he isn’t reelected or becomes “bubba’s” wench in prison.
There is absolutely no execuse for violating the US Constitution that nagin flagrantly committed. If there was ever a legitimate case for a federal civil rights violation-this would be it. There comes a time when even the shepherd has to take up arms and defend the flock.
GSP
“Bro man, playing around with this AR15A4 gives me a HARD ON! I swear, the next time one of those crackers yells Nigga, I’m going to throw down just like this. Hahahahahahahah.”
Guns for me and none for thee!
That caption would assume he’s familiar with the king’s english… it’s a stretch I know.
i knew it was only a matter of time before someone would suggest that we were using this picture to express our supressed racism.
get a life! it’s not because he’s black. it’s because he’s black and incompetent.
#143-
Your partially right; its not because nagin is black, but has everything to do with his incompetence, and his racist rhetoric.
I don’t care about the color of his skin, but his racist remarks and the fact that he is in a position of power is what irks me. If critising, without racial slurs, a politicians actions makes me a racist because of the color of their skin, then those making the accusations need to look into the mirror to see that the shadow of the kkk, or the black panther party isn’t smiling in agreement with them.
GSP
dartagnans_blade said:
Neither. I’m guessin’ Mel Brooks fan.
All your guns are belong to us!
Zarqawi should have consulted me before shooting his video, now this is how it’s done!!
Quote from Blazing Saddles- note the quotation marks around it… quess I have to cite Rainbow Ponies or Capt Planet and such to connect to you.
WonkaCity Mayor and his SubCulture Ph.D.