Music video: Superdelegate (It’s Not Easy)
John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting will probably kill me, but I rewrote the lyrics to his famous ballad, “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” to capture Hillary Clinton’s plight. (The latest: Clinton Camp May Regret Largely Turning Its Back on Caucus States). We have just posted our Hot Air music tribute to her. Enjoy the video and feel free to sing along and do your best fake Hillary sob:
Superdelegate (It’s Not Easy)
The Ventilators
Lyrics, piano, and Hillary impersonation: Michelle Malkin
Video production: Bryan Preston
I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
If Democrats don’t choose
Me, Bill will throw a fit
I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
It’s not easy to be me
Think I’ll fake a cry
Right up here on stage
You know it’s a lie
‘Cuz I’m really full of rage
It may sound absurd, but I’ve got to believe
I am going to retake the lead
I’m falling behind but I will not concede
Even Clintons have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me
Obama’s pulling away…away from me
And it’s not right…gotta fly to Texas tonight
And win Ohio…Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Hawaii, Wyoming, Mississippi, Puerto Rico, West Virginia, Kentucky, Oregon, Montana, South Dakota. …and Wisconsin…
I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
I am going to bribe
The superdelegates
I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
I’m only a gal in a crusty pants suit
Looking for Democrats who’ll vote for me…Vote for Hillary –ee Vote for Hillary
I’m only a gal with a bogus tear streak
Only a gal who is gonna be beat
I’ll be your Barack, please, please, please elect me.
It’s not easy, oh..oh..oh
It’s not easy to be me..
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If this blogging doesn’t work out for you, there is always satire you can fall back on.. that was pretty good
Damn the software that blocks videos at work!
Something (else)to look forward to when I get home.
A voice like an angel ! Is it too late for the Grammys ?
Cackle, cackle!
lol, very good actually, and I could tell you wernt doing that with a straight face, Thanks for making me smile this early friday morn.
0T-
we had Snow in Palm Springs yesterday.
I just had to share that, past 3 days b4 that it was in the mid 80′s.
Thank you for the Friday Funnies. Bravo! Ole! *throws bouquet of roses on stage* *standing ovation*
I agree with ajmontana…I needed a smile this Friday, to end the week. Thanks, Michelle.
Hey I was drinking coffee! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! “Think I’lll fake a cry…”
comedy gold!
I am rolling on the floor!
(but ummm don’t quit you day job Michele)
Don’t worry, AJ – it’s the global warming – blame Bush, but Mama Shrillary will make everything all better!
This is why the late-night comedians are all rooting for Hillary. They know that they will have at least four years of surefire material to have their audiences ROTFL.
Don’t worry.
I’m sure you don’t have the same tone of voice when you sing to your children. Such emotion, such passion, such…okthanks for letting us know you are keeping your day job!
Music to my ears! Can’t wait to hear to mucial rendition of her concession speech (in the same lovely voice)!
Way to Tickle the Ivory Michelle!
Got a great laugh outta that!
Kudos!
One problem – hillary has a long ways to go to catch up the to amount of money already spent by obama to bribe the super delegates…
cpodug,
Can we change you moniker to “suck-up”? LOL After today and yesterday, I am worried you are getting to be a groupie!
Thanks DaveC at #1. My thought as well.
AJ, ready for a troll hunt? I am bored. Nothing to do. Finished all my jobs and had to drop by.
soap – just doing the job liberals won’t do
A star is born.
Hillary cried and lied,
all bill can do is spout…
in the end it’s an Obama rout,
you know deep down she’s in a rage,
should have put hubby in a cage,
the people have seen through you phony facade,
we can care less if you cry it just makes you look odd,
When all said is done and you’re no longer a threat,
just go listen to billy play Hsu’s clarenet,
you’re million ideas America dont need it,
you wont be elected so you can bleed it,
you as President would be a disaster,
plus your make up artist would run out of plaster.
Cool video. Actually the song that I was thinking of was Bruce Springsteen’s “Downbound Train”. I can think of Hillary singing: “Don’t you think I’m a rider on a downbound train”.
thanks michelle very funny.
LOL, Michelle thanks for the laugh, now I need to go stretch a huge 80″x40″ canvas. see ya later.
That was great, just like the old days! Bravo, Ventilators, Bravo! Encore!
It’s not too late for American Idol, is it?
What would Simon say?
Suggested song titles:
Born to destroy USA by Bill Schwingsteens
Godless in USA by B-rock Yomomma
I got ‘er rolling. Suggestions?
Awesome. Great, needed laugh.
Is the CD out yet,great stuff.
I didn’t know Alvis was visiting Palm Springs
That was Michelle doing Hillary ~ not Michelle doing Michelle … right? Anyway, it was perfect. I loved it!!
:- )
lol!! i hereby nominate Michelle Malkin for a grammy!
Michelle,
That was so funny, I had to share this with Imus Times, I posted your link to this blog, feedback so far LMAO.
http://imustimes.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/imus-valentines-kiss-off-ifill-is-a-liar/
Cause you know it’s not easy! cough cough..
Bravo! Now I would like to hear “She did the mash — She did the Obama Mash!”
I was laughing at the satire, not the melodic singing of our hostess.
Media Matters For America, really unhappy with Imus again..this is a blog about it: I see your Shuster and raise you an Imus. This was Imus in the Morning, radio theater. More Clinton Satire, This is a take on the Shuster issue. I don’t know how to make these links smaller? I am not so tech savy.
http://media.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OWNkMjFkNjc1OGM3MjJhOTExZjBlYmYxNGYwNGU3YmE=
Hillary needs a new song after decades of singing “I’m a Fool to Want You.”
Maybe Billary should consider “Devil with the Blue Dress” by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels as a tribute to his most infamous conquest.
Anyone know about the story out of Kentucky, regarding Ronald Edwards, imperial wizard of the KKK? I heard he said, “Anything is better than Hillary Clinton”, and his group is supporting Obama. If true, it would be a first: The KKK supporting a black presidential candidate.
My little granddaughter joined in my laughter even though of course she had no idea what I was laughing about. Always good to start the day with some fun!
Michelle, I heard from a VERY good source that Barack’s campaign office and Barack himself got a good laugh from this.
Heh!
haha, funny and brave. good job
I sure wish it was just a straight music video (yeah, yeah, oxymoron) — I would rather see Michelle singing this whole song without any of the windbag from the south.
I thought I heard a barely restrained giggle in the next to last verse.
Michelle, if you make a second version for me, remember the candelabrum. Goth make-up would be a hoot too.
Yeah, it’s a hoax/satire piece. Please don’t post such nonsense on a reputable blog! Funny though, in an Onion sort of way.
A day late and a dollar short Former President Clinton weighs in on, the Olbermann, Pimping General Patraeus comment. This response should be coming from his wife Senator Hillary Clinton, it is Sen Clinton if elected, that would be Commander and Chief of General David Patraeus. The Chain of command is only as strong as it’s weakest link. Senator Clinton, READY DAY ONE, to lead your loved ones serving our Country?
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-sheffield/2008/02/15/clinton-criticizes-olbermann-pimping-petraeus-remark