Music video: Superdelegate (It’s Not Easy)

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 15, 2008 09:41 AM

John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting will probably kill me, but I rewrote the lyrics to his famous ballad, “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” to capture Hillary Clinton’s plight. (The latest: Clinton Camp May Regret Largely Turning Its Back on Caucus States). We have just posted our Hot Air music tribute to her. Enjoy the video and feel free to sing along and do your best fake Hillary sob:

Superdelegate (It’s Not Easy)
The Ventilators
Lyrics, piano, and Hillary impersonation: Michelle Malkin
Video production: Bryan Preston

I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
If Democrats don’t choose
Me, Bill will throw a fit

I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
It’s not easy to be me

Think I’ll fake a cry
Right up here on stage
You know it’s a lie
‘Cuz I’m really full of rage

It may sound absurd, but I’ve got to believe
I am going to retake the lead
I’m falling behind but I will not concede
Even Clintons have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Obama’s pulling away…away from me
And it’s not right…gotta fly to Texas tonight
And win Ohio…Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Hawaii, Wyoming, Mississippi, Puerto Rico, West Virginia, Kentucky, Oregon, Montana, South Dakota. …and Wisconsin…

I can’t stand to lose
I’m not going to quit
I am going to bribe
The superdelegates

I’m more than Barack, I’m the real change
More than some pretty face and funny name
I’m only a gal in a crusty pants suit
Looking for Democrats who’ll vote for me…Vote for Hillary –ee Vote for Hillary

I’m only a gal with a bogus tear streak
Only a gal who is gonna be beat
I’ll be your Barack, please, please, please elect me.
It’s not easy, oh..oh..oh
It’s not easy to be me..

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  1. #1
    On February 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am, DaveC said:

    If this blogging doesn’t work out for you, there is always satire you can fall back on.. that was pretty good

  2. #2
    On February 15th, 2008 at 9:49 am, mojoe said:

    Damn the software that blocks videos at work!
    Something (else)to look forward to when I get home.

  3. #3
    On February 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am, live to tell said:

    A voice like an angel ! Is it too late for the Grammys ?

  4. #4
    On February 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am, Michelle Malkin said:

    Cackle, cackle!

  5. #5
    On February 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am, ajmontana said:

    lol, very good actually, and I could tell you wernt doing that with a straight face, Thanks for making me smile this early friday morn.

    0T-
    we had Snow in Palm Springs yesterday. :shock:
    I just had to share that, past 3 days b4 that it was in the mid 80′s.

  6. #6
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am, cpodug said:

    Thank you for the Friday Funnies. Bravo! Ole! *throws bouquet of roses on stage* *standing ovation*

  7. #7
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am, graysonret said:

    I agree with ajmontana…I needed a smile this Friday, to end the week. Thanks, Michelle. :)

  8. #8
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am, max said:

    Hey I was drinking coffee! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! “Think I’lll fake a cry…”
    comedy gold!

  9. #9
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am, neo-connette said:

    I am rolling on the floor!

    (but ummm don’t quit you day job Michele)

  10. #10
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am, cpodug said:

    Don’t worry, AJ – it’s the global warming – blame Bush, but Mama Shrillary will make everything all better!

  11. #11
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am, nbarry said:

    This is why the late-night comedians are all rooting for Hillary. They know that they will have at least four years of surefire material to have their audiences ROTFL.

  12. #12
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am, Michelle Malkin said:

    (but ummm don’t quit you day job Michele)

    Don’t worry. :)

  13. #13
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am, almeehan said:

    I’m sure you don’t have the same tone of voice when you sing to your children. Such emotion, such passion, such…okthanks for letting us know you are keeping your day job! :-)

  14. #14
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am, CharlieT said:

    Music to my ears! Can’t wait to hear to mucial rendition of her concession speech (in the same lovely voice)!

  15. #15
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am, MrVIBEMAN said:

    Way to Tickle the Ivory Michelle!

    Got a great laugh outta that!

    Kudos!

  16. #16
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am, rbb said:

    One problem – hillary has a long ways to go to catch up the to amount of money already spent by obama to bribe the super delegates…

  17. #17
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am, cpodug said:
    Thank you for the Friday Funnies. Bravo! Ole! *throws bouquet of roses on stage* *standing ovation*

    cpodug,

    Can we change you moniker to “suck-up”? LOL After today and yesterday, I am worried you are getting to be a groupie! ;)

    Thanks DaveC at #1. My thought as well.

    AJ, ready for a troll hunt? I am bored. Nothing to do. Finished all my jobs and had to drop by.

  18. #18
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am, cpodug said:

    soap – just doing the job liberals won’t do

  19. #19
    On February 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am, Rick Moran said:

    A star is born.

  20. #20
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:02 am, ajmontana said:

    Hillary cried and lied,
    all bill can do is spout…
    in the end it’s an Obama rout,
    you know deep down she’s in a rage,
    should have put hubby in a cage,
    the people have seen through you phony facade,
    we can care less if you cry it just makes you look odd,
    When all said is done and you’re no longer a threat,
    just go listen to billy play Hsu’s clarenet,
    you’re million ideas America dont need it,
    you wont be elected so you can bleed it,
    you as President would be a disaster,
    plus your make up artist would run out of plaster.

  21. #21
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:04 am, Larraby said:

    Cool video. Actually the song that I was thinking of was Bruce Springsteen’s “Downbound Train”. I can think of Hillary singing: “Don’t you think I’m a rider on a downbound train”.

  22. #22
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am, uhangtight said:

    thanks michelle very funny.

  23. #23
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am, Blind_Mule said:

    LOL, Michelle thanks for the laugh, now I need to go stretch a huge 80″x40″ canvas. see ya later.

  24. #24
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am, zorro said:

    That was great, just like the old days! Bravo, Ventilators, Bravo! Encore!

  25. #25
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am, TexasTiger said:

    It’s not too late for American Idol, is it?

    What would Simon say? :lol:

  26. #26
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:27 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Suggested song titles:

    Born to destroy USA by Bill Schwingsteens
    Godless in USA by B-rock Yomomma

    I got ‘er rolling. Suggestions?

  27. #27
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am, jrosenau said:

    Awesome. Great, needed laugh.

  28. #28
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am, docflash said:

    Is the CD out yet,great stuff.

  29. #29
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:52 am, Azygos said:

    0T-
    we had Snow in Palm Springs yesterday.
    I just had to share that, past 3 days b4 that it was in the mid 80’s.

    I didn’t know Alvis was visiting Palm Springs ;-)

  30. #30
    On February 15th, 2008 at 11:58 am, foxforce91 said:

    That was Michelle doing Hillary ~ not Michelle doing Michelle … right? Anyway, it was perfect. I loved it!!

    :- )

  31. #31
    On February 15th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, bloghooligan said:

    lol!! i hereby nominate Michelle Malkin for a grammy!

  32. #32
    On February 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, Laree said:

    Michelle,

    That was so funny, I had to share this with Imus Times, I posted your link to this blog, feedback so far LMAO.

    http://imustimes.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/imus-valentines-kiss-off-ifill-is-a-liar/

    Cause you know it’s not easy! cough cough..

  33. #33
    On February 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm, ArmywifeArmymom said:

    Bravo! Now I would like to hear “She did the mash — She did the Obama Mash!” :)

  34. #34
    On February 15th, 2008 at 12:24 pm, Vince said:

    I was laughing at the satire, not the melodic singing of our hostess.

  35. #35
    On February 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, Laree said:

    Media Matters For America, really unhappy with Imus again..this is a blog about it: I see your Shuster and raise you an Imus. This was Imus in the Morning, radio theater. More Clinton Satire, This is a take on the Shuster issue. I don’t know how to make these links smaller? I am not so tech savy.

    http://media.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OWNkMjFkNjc1OGM3MjJhOTExZjBlYmYxNGYwNGU3YmE=

  36. #36
    On February 15th, 2008 at 1:21 pm, nbarry said:

    Hillary needs a new song after decades of singing “I’m a Fool to Want You.”

  37. #37
    On February 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm, CharlieT said:

    Maybe Billary should consider “Devil with the Blue Dress” by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels as a tribute to his most infamous conquest.

  38. #38
    On February 15th, 2008 at 1:57 pm, graysonret said:

    Anyone know about the story out of Kentucky, regarding Ronald Edwards, imperial wizard of the KKK? I heard he said, “Anything is better than Hillary Clinton”, and his group is supporting Obama. If true, it would be a first: The KKK supporting a black presidential candidate.

  39. #39
    On February 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm, CC said:

    My little granddaughter joined in my laughter even though of course she had no idea what I was laughing about. Always good to start the day with some fun!

  40. #40
    On February 15th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, r0pead0pe said:

    Michelle, I heard from a VERY good source that Barack’s campaign office and Barack himself got a good laugh from this.

  41. #41
    On February 15th, 2008 at 2:31 pm, Michelle Malkin said:

    Heh!

  42. #42
    On February 15th, 2008 at 2:36 pm, ThackerAgency said:

    haha, funny and brave. good job

  43. #43
    On February 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm, secondsight said:

    I sure wish it was just a straight music video (yeah, yeah, oxymoron) — I would rather see Michelle singing this whole song without any of the windbag from the south.

    I thought I heard a barely restrained giggle in the next to last verse.

    Michelle, if you make a second version for me, remember the candelabrum. Goth make-up would be a hoot too.

  44. #44
    On February 16th, 2008 at 10:28 am, Paul-Cincy said:

    graysonret said:
    Anyone know about the story out of Kentucky, regarding Ronald Edwards, imperial wizard of the KKK? I heard he said, “Anything is better than Hillary Clinton”, and his group is supporting Obama.

    Yeah, it’s a hoax/satire piece. Please don’t post such nonsense on a reputable blog! Funny though, in an Onion sort of way.

  45. #45
    On February 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am, Laree said:

    A day late and a dollar short Former President Clinton weighs in on, the Olbermann, Pimping General Patraeus comment. This response should be coming from his wife Senator Hillary Clinton, it is Sen Clinton if elected, that would be Commander and Chief of General David Patraeus. The Chain of command is only as strong as it’s weakest link. Senator Clinton, READY DAY ONE, to lead your loved ones serving our Country?

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-sheffield/2008/02/15/clinton-criticizes-olbermann-pimping-petraeus-remark

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