Name that flavor: Make your own Ben and Jerry’s Obama ice cream
AP reports that Barack Obama supporters Ben and Jerry, the Vermont ice cream-selling moonbats, have named a flavor in honor of his campaign–“Cherries for Change”–and are rolling out a fleet of “ObamaMobiles” (hat tip: reader Jim R.) to give away their political desserts:
The founders of Ben & Jerry’s endorsed Barack Obama on Monday and lent his Vermont campaign two “ObamaMobiles” that will tour the state and give away scoops of “Cherries for Change” ice cream.
“If there was ever a need for real change, and if there ever was a candidate to inspire us and make that happen, it’s now,” said Ben Cohen.
Added Jerry Greenfield: “Barack is showing that when you lead with your values and follow what you have inside that good things will happen.”
Echoing Obama, Greenfield said he and Cohen succeeded when they opened their ice cream shop 30 years ago in Burlington by doing things differently, instead of copying the “tired ways” of doing business.
“What we saw is that when you want real change it’s not a marketing slogan. You have to do things differently. And that is not going to be done by someone who’s been involved in the system for years and years,” Greenfield said, echoing Obama’s criticisms of his rival, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
“Cherries for Change?” Bah. So bland and uninspiring.
Can you do better?
Head on over to the flavor generator!
I made the Messiahmallow Mash–a confection of empty calories with a caramel and gooey honey base mixed with ample chunks of fudge, gummy bears, and pretzels, finished off with swirls of soft marshmallows and more fudge. Unbearably sweet and heavenly with zero nutritional value:
Here’s my second suggestion: Cherry Obama. He stole the ingredients of B&J’s Cherry Garcia ice cream and called it his own:

And the obvious one several readers have already e-mailed–Baracky Road:
Reader Jeff Goodin’s submission:
Danegerus whips up some Appease-Mint.
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“Blah Blah Blah Rocky Road”
No substance and Nuts
Start with Blackberry and Blueberry (The color of your checkbook after Obama), Chocalate Chip Cookie Dough, Hazlenuts and Walnuts (Tribute to our Nutty friends on the left), with Fudge and Honey Swirls (Fudge the budget and talk sweet Honey to us), and I give you:
OsamaObama Berry
Named with the assistance of Red Ted Kennedy.
Chocolate
“Present”
Surprise
“Likable Enough Strawberry”
Honey Nut Obamio
“Surrender Pineapple”
Flaky Chip Cookie Dough
“Fruits and nuts”
“Hsu cookie dough”
Red Commie Fudge Stripe
Oh the irony.
The Seattle Times is reporting that the Obamamobiles are retrofitted Honda Elements which utilize a 2.4L i-Vtec engine and not the hybrid Honda Insight or Hybrid Civic.
Silly liberal hypocrites.
“Fainters Delight”
BlameAmericaLast, that would be the special “California Flavor.”
Good one, AJ. The “magic” ingredient will knock you over….
Come now, TexasTiger. You know hypocricy is an essential element of Liberalism…
Clean Bright & Articulate
White Chocolate Base with Rainbow Sprinkles, Oreo Chunks and
Passionfruit Swirls
MM:
How do we submit the carton JPG?
Awww, who cares what flavor, if you need a ration coupon to by it at the people’s
storedistribution center…If I gotta pick to play I say USDA cheese swirl. Acccak!
Nutty Obama Banana – Sweet and crunchy, but not very healthy
It’s your ration of Victory Nut Ice Cream….
We’ll get spoons after the next Three Year Plan….
Marshmallow fluffed to 99% air.
Call it Rainbow Messiah.
Chocolate Cherry LEMON Swirl RECALL
“Climate Changin Chocolate”
Yeah … Baracky Road. Chocolate with nuts and marshmallows and so sickly sweet it will turn you diabetic with a pint. That was the first thing that popped into my mind. Guess I’m just a mind numbed Right wing Robot. LOL. Sorry … NOT!
Wait a minute… Rush was talking about a possible Obama/Bloomberg ticket…
Bloomie don’t play no transphat!
Honey B. Hussein.
As a tribute to Oatmeal Cookie Chunk, O!steal Crooked Cajolery.
“EMPTY CONTAINER”
“Nagin Chip”
Aj you beat me to the Hsu name. Can we place Lichee fruits in the Hsu one to represent all the Chinese donations?
Neopolitician.
Keep the Change,
‘Federal Brownie Bucks’
If you can’t fold it, hold it.
I like ‘Neopolitician’. . . that made me laugh.
Platitudes and Pralines
Nagin’s Chocolate City
They ALREADY have a flavor for Obama:
Half Baked.
Chocolate Chip Change We Can Believe In
The Audacity of Frozen Yogurt (after Barack’s book ‘Audacity of Hope’)
Yes We Candy
But of course, I live here in CA…so I would know!
Plain Vanilla,sends a chill up your leg though.
Durian Hussein flavored ice cream:
An overpowering stench of Marxism and Islam with a intoxicating and heavenly taste of “change” for the elite. The addicting taste make you feel good. . .but everyone else suffers from the stench.
How about “Moonbat Barry”
Empty Suit Sundae
It’s Barry Berry delicious!
(Meant to add that before hitting submit)
Marxmallow Delight
Redistribution Ripple
Surrender ‘n’ Cream
OK, I’ll stop now.
Oreo Cookie Crumbs. Rezko Ripple.
Obamanauseous.
I went over and came up with Baracky Rumbama. Combination of Rocky Road and Butter Rum and Egg Nog. I feel it needs more rum. As do I when I listen to him.
Sorry for the rip on Baracky Road I completely missed that. Apologies
Give Bill a scoop, OK two scoops of Bob Marley green. Bill would like to add Purple Haze on top for a $1.00 more.
He Thanks you!
Neopolitician
All the flavors, living side by side in harmony…
Whatever the flavor . . .perhaps it ought to be hallal
Muslim American’s for Barack Obama
Creepy, violent . . .very telling. Listen to the script . . .
Comparing the muslim minority to David? The giant /small stone to 9/11?
The audacity of muhammedan hope?
“Railings and Cream”
Platitudalicious
careful, it will make you faint, or cry, or maybe both.
I can’t come close to:
That’s hilarious.
“Crackberry”
“CRAP”
Phony Balony “Doesn’t taste at all like it sounds”
BO Plenty!
Change Our Souls Sherbert
“Hillary Clinton is a motherfudger”
B.Rocky Hussein Cocaine
Peanutty Barackster Parfaint
“Chocolate/Vanilla Mixup”
“Nutty-Buddy”
“Chocolate Nation Supreme”
“Change Hope & Chocolatey”
Heavenly HASH
by #10 – this cracked me up, then made me cry a single tear for America
“The Emporer’s New Flavor”
And the endorsement… “Of course I’ve tried it. It’s everything I wanted it would be.”
Ok, a few more:
Help Us Obi-Wan Obama, You’re Our Only Hope Chocolate Sundae Crunch
GOP Landslide Loss Lemon Sherbet
Barack Force One Chocolate Royale
Another Barack Endorse-Mint
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By the way, tonight (Tuesday) you will be seeing a Barack Obama rally LIVE on all three cable news networks in front of an overflowing crowd of over 19,000+ from Houston, Texas.
“Hopeless Change Chunky”
When you open the container it’s empty.
Moonpie
Hunky Monkey
Bar None
Name Game
“For the children chocolate”. Pay $5 for it, open it, and find it empty except for a bill for another $5.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b63/DeckKnight/HopedontChoke.jpg
Hope O’ don’t Choke.
A white chocolate and lemon base, topped with waffle cone, chocolate fish, and rainbow sprinkles, swirled with Marshmallow and Passion Fruit.
Hope O’ don’t Choke! If you taste his flavor, you might too!
Obama is a symptom – Ben and Jerry are the problem…
Bahama-Bama
Bananas, coconut, and Hawaiian pineapple with a strong dose of Rum.
Black Magic Dream with NUTS
Kennedy-King Krunch
A swirl of 1960 Kennedy vanilla & Martin Luther King chocolate will leave you dreaming about all you can do for your country.
Cost: $0.00 ( We’ll just take it outta your paycheck and give you as much as we think you need ).
Do ya think Obama would tax those excessive profits from B&J’s? I mean, how much money does a company need for those silly Obama-biles? It’s also a junk food, so I think here in Mary-land the sale of it would fall under a “vice” tax (I kid you not, that’s what they’re trying here).
Obahnana Hussienonut
Moonbat Moonpie, ’nuff said!!
I haven’t bought Ben and Jerry’s for years because of their Vermont political attitudes and views. I buy NOTHING from Vermont!
Ben & Jerry’s may have started out doing things differently than the “tired ways” of doing business but they follow those “tired ways” now. A buddy of mine was sent out there to work on the conversion when Unilever acquired Ben & Jerry’s.
My buddy tells of real culture shock stories.
Obama is just like Ben and Jerry’s (oddly, I said this to my fiancee about 2 weeks ago), it sounds good, it’s easy to lap up, but it has no substance and you’re worse off for eating it.
…but it does beg the question, what foods would McCain and Hillary be?
I’m thinking that John McCain is like a bunch of brussel sprouts that came out of the vending machine. You didn’t ask for it, you didn’t want, you really don’t want to eat it, but it’s better for you than the alternatives.
Hillary on the other hand is Cod liver Oil. It doesn’t sound good, it doesn’t tast good, it’s of questionable health value, but for some reason, someone’s always recommending it to you.
“Can We Gedda’ Medic?”
Bouillabaisse w/Choclate Swirls
Banana Obama Rama
White chocolate frozen bananas in a cream base (not really vanilla but close enough for those secretly afraid of anything stronger) with cashew nuts (for all the cash you will be paying in higher taxes) and coffee fudge swirl (to wake up all those swooners).
Obanana-bama Grammy Chunk
Huge chunks of ape’s delight and graham crackers that won’t fill you up — like a bunch of empty words (and music awards) that feel good but don’t really have any substance.
Does Jerry mean like not do things at all? I’m not quite sure how that’s different, but if there’s anything Mr. O’s got going for him, it’s a long list of non-accomplishments.
What really sucks for me is that the dairy company I drive for also stores and delivers Ben & Jerry’s for them. And, no, I’ve never tried any of their product.
How much punch and pie are they serving?
Seriously, I hope metro Houston is ready to exercise their mass casualty plan for all the swooning to occur.
The only good that could come from tonight’s meeting would be if after the rally, all 19,000 attendees got in their cars and drove back to New Orleans.
Texas Tiger #86
“The only good that could come from tonight’s meeting would be if after the rally, all 19,000 attendees got in their cars and drove back to New Orleans.”
Since its being widely reported that Obama is attracting a higher educated vote than Hillary, I’ll take your above comment as a compliment to the fine people of New Orleans. If that’s not the case, please explain what you mean by this comment.
As to this silly little naming contest, I’m surprised that no one has come up with the obvious:
Republican Sour Grapes – a heaping serving to be dished up in November
Though it is trademarked, Marshmallow Fluff would be apropos.
Marshmallow is mostly air, with a sugary matrix. The fluff is mostly what he says, or doesn’t say!
Bill & Hill Ripple
Obama & Oreos
Waterboard with sprinkles
Nice Stream Yellow Sharia-bert
Border Sundae – still without fences!
Obamarrhea
Sorry about that last one.
Right is right — don’t you dare be sorry about that!
Obama’s flavor would have to be some derivation of Neapolitan: chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. However, the strawberry pink is hidden under the chocolate and vanilla.
Speeches & Screams with Waffle Cone chunks- Something for Obama’s youth vote
The trouble when you get into politics, running a business, is that you tend to alienate a lot of potential customers, because of your views. If I was running a business, political candidates would be taboo, especially in an election that may be close. Why alienate 50% of the population against you? Not good business in my book. I used to like B&J’s ice cream, even been to their Vermont factory once. I don’t buy it anymore. I took my business to another product.
Greysonret…
I concur with your statement. Ben and Jerry just got added to my list of things I do not touch or buy. List is getting long. Really long.
Ben and Jerry’s Halfrican Fudge Ripple. For each quart purchase, $1 will be given to the Laura and George Bush African Trust to help purchase machetes for impoverished Sierra Leone.
Communist Crunch