Obamamania! Faint and shout

By Michelle Malkin  •  February 19, 2008 06:01 AM

I did a quickie little Barack-n-roll video mash-up with cameos from the Fab Four’s swooning friends. Is there a paramedic in the house?

Yes, you heard right. The Soul-Fixer is also a nutritionist. Obama’s instant diagnosis for the sufferers of chronic campaign fainting syndrome:

“You probably didn’t eat lunch. That’s the problem.”

I’m sure the desperate Clintonistas will be checking to see if he cribbed that from Deval Patrick, too.

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  1. #248474
    On February 19th, 2008 at 6:08 am, purplepeep said:

    Hmmm…a few folks are up late. Or up early. It’s “Barack Around The Clock!”

  2. #248478
    On February 19th, 2008 at 6:28 am, olympian2008 said:

    LOL!

    This is hilarious to observe the desperation from the Hillary Campaign, desperation from conservatives who don’t like McCain as their candidate, etc. The meltdown is going to be fun to watch over the next few months.

    Better get out a few thousand pints of …

    “GOP Landslide Loss Bitter Lemon Sherbet”

    Being REAL, when you have thousands of people waiting hours in line just to attend an Obama rally there’s a chance someone will feel faint from loss of energy. It’s physical, not about fainting in adoration of Obama. This has happened at a few Obama rallies, but NOT at most.

    At Obama’s Youngstown rally yesterday a young woman was feeling dehydrated and Barack tossed his water bottle over to her. So freaking what! How that didn’t make the ClintonSympathyReport over at Drudge I’ll never know.

    BTW, people are now finding plenty of cases where Hillary “lifted” campaign lines off other candidates.

    The Wolfson Plagiarism Attack Is Ridiculous

    At least Barack Obama has the decency to recognize John McCain as an America Hero for his service to this country in all his speeches now, even though he doesn’t agree with him on just about any issue. BTW, the folks at his rallies give McCain a round of applause.

  3. #248481
    On February 19th, 2008 at 6:42 am, zorro said:

    Good one Michelle. He was at my alma mater, YSU, yesterday. I haven’t heard any reports of young ladies hitting the deck…

  4. #248485
    On February 19th, 2008 at 6:56 am, sausage said:

    desperation from conservatives who don’t like McCain as their candidate

    And that’s just the ones on michellemalkin.com :P

    Obama has more “presence” than any of the candidates. Shame I don’t support any of his policies.

    McCain – now there is a chap I like….

  5. #248491
    On February 19th, 2008 at 7:15 am, TMoney said:

    Good video Michelle. The Fab Four days were interesting (I remember them well). But they never threw a water bottle to anyone. Maybe that was before bottles were invented. :D

    BTW…did he throw an opened bottle to her? Had he already drank from it? Curious minds and all.

  6. #248496
    On February 19th, 2008 at 7:35 am, wrcnossen said:

    The “didn’t eat lunch” comment is telling. Like a typical progressive-liberal, he knows what is best for each of us and if we just live our lives his way, we’d be much better off. The elites always know what is best for us.

    Personally, what is best for me is for them to shut the heck up and get out of my life.

  7. #248499
    On February 19th, 2008 at 7:40 am, CarpiJugulum said:

    They more then likely did not eat enough before going to the pray at Obamma mamma alter because the government has been lax in passing out food stamps and water to the people. As the liberals have said FEMA was purposely held back . No water deliveries to New Orleans. So hence same for the people at the speaches.

    Now if only we had univedrsal health care along with universal nutrition. Then these sad accurances would not happen. All it will take is more money out of your paycheck to help pay for this. After all does not Obama offer change?

    (total sarcasim)

  8. #248520
    On February 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am, docflash said:

    Now I know why I have been light headed lately.

  9. #248523
    On February 19th, 2008 at 8:44 am, Regulus said:

    By Michelle Malkin • February 19, 2008 02:54 AM

    By Michelle Malkin • February 19, 2008 06:01 AM

    To the *real* Energizer Bunny:

    Well, somebody’s been burning the candle at both ends and the middle lately, hmm? Don’t know how you do it Michelle, but if we can figure out whatever it is that keeps you going can I bottle it and market it as an energy drink? I’d give you a hefty percentage of the profits…

    I’d ask you to sleep on it before making a decision, but that’d certainly delay the business model, wouldn’t it?

  10. #248525
    On February 19th, 2008 at 8:51 am, dan708 said:

    Dick Clark recently presented that video on American Bamastand. Right after Paul Simon’s “Loves Me Like Barack”.

  11. #248543
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am, malkin_fan said:

    If this neophyte wins the white house there will be lots of fainting from the middle class who can’t afford a meal after they are taxed to death to pay for those who don’t want to work.

  12. #248550
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:36 am, Grey Fox said:

    The more I see of Obama, the better McCain sounds. I predict that once the pain from McCain’s nomination dulls a bit, a lot of people who never thought they could vote for McCain are going to find that McCain doesn’t seem so bad after all.

  13. #248554
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:41 am, TexasTiger said:

    Grey Fox:

    Oh that what you say were true. Check this out first.

  14. #248558
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am, ThackerAgency said:

    Maybe they’ll all pass out from excitement on election day and they won’t be able to vote.

  15. #248564
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am, WORK949 said:

    Jeez Louise!

    Don’t we have something more important to talk about? Girls screamed and fainted for Elvis, Fabian and Frank Sinatra.

    How does all this hysteria help stop the creeping of Sharia onto our shores?

    Or am I the hysterical one?

  16. #248582
    On February 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am, mnmike said:

    Yes, I admit, I fainted too….when I hear about the Global Peace (Tax) Accord bill he is sponsoring.

  17. #248588
    On February 19th, 2008 at 10:10 am, Laree said:

    You know the Clintons, jumped the sofa, when they were exageratedly offended by David Shuster soundbite…the Obama campaign going to follow their lead and get dumb about Obama appeal? “Jumping the Sofa” a reference to Tom Cruise on Oprah, behaving exageratedly elated, when asked about his now wife Katie Holmes. Huh, it comes back full circle to Oprah.

  18. #248594
    On February 19th, 2008 at 10:17 am, Laree said:

    Villianous Company has a contest running – Obamania can you come up with an Obama catch phrase?

    http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/2008/02/cult_of_obama_c.html

  19. #248600
    On February 19th, 2008 at 10:27 am, Speakup said:

    Ba-rock garden?

    I have always felt that eighteen was too young for combat and voting.

  20. #248666
    On February 19th, 2008 at 11:12 am, nbarry said:

    We can laugh about the rock star analogy, but what we must really guard against is the media creating a cult of personality around Obama. It happened two years ago when Eliot Spitzer ran for governor of New York. He was hailed as a messiah who would rescue the Empire State from dysfunctional government, and even the New York Post jumped on board his bandwagon. Now, it looks like he will be a one-term governor, his administration hit by scandals and his highhandedness having antagonized the very people he needs to put through reforms. His character flaws could have been revealed through a review of his record as attorney general, but nobody wanted to poop the party.

  21. #248667
    On February 19th, 2008 at 11:12 am, mad_cow said:

    I’m just waiting for some love-struck female to toss him her panties.

  22. #248707
    On February 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am, Alphonse said:

    Our 200 year old experiment with democracy is about over. It has proven to be much like TV programming–a constant downward trend of pandering to the lowest common denominator.

  23. #248787
    On February 19th, 2008 at 12:40 pm, gandolphxx said:

    Once Brueckner, seated on the platform, showed me his watch at the moment Hitler began speaking and asked me to note the time. About three and one-half minutes later Brueckner nudged me. Hitler had pushed both hands, fingers extended, upwards along the side of his head and started bellowing for reasons wholly unrelated to the context of his speech. “See,” whispered Brueckner, “the holy ghost has taken hold of him.” That was also the moment when men and women began to faint and were carried off by stormtroop stretcher bearers.

    from Recollections of Adolf Hitler Edward Deuss

    Let us hope that this settles down.

  24. #248854
    On February 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm, uhangtight said:

    they are standing with their knees locked and after a long time this causes you to faint. just ask anyone that has had to stand in one place for any length of time. unlock those knees. stand with the knees slightly bent and you’ll be fine.

    yes, he is socialistic like Hitler and now he has the ‘charasmatic’ hold as well. look out people, cause McCain cannot compete with that at all. Idiot party needs a reality check before it is too late.

  25. #249163
    On February 19th, 2008 at 7:30 pm, Dimsdale said:

    Obamania? More like an Obomination….

    All that hot air displaces the oxygen in the room causing asphyxia, not euphoria.

  26. #249243
    On February 19th, 2008 at 9:33 pm, Jim C. said:

    No way am I going to vote for this guy (or any Democrat), but I think the “nutritionist” put-down is a bit of a cheap shot. He was just trying to break the tension. What’s he supposed to say? “No big deal, it’s perfectly normal that your average consciousness was overwhelmed by my towering charisma”?

  27. #249440
    On February 20th, 2008 at 4:55 am, Thunderbird 1 said:

    Yes, you heard right. The Soul-Fixer is also a nutritionist. Obama’s instant diagnosis for the sufferers of chronic campaign fainting syndrome:

    “You probably didn’t eat lunch. That’s the problem.”

    Careful. He might end up becoming one-stop shopping for Oprah’s producers: “Fix your soul, save a nation, and learn to eat well. Next Oprah…”

  28. #250281
    On February 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm, NeoConNews said:

    I’m wondering if they’ve got some sort of announcement going on before the appearances or some kind of introduction that is making people more prone to this sort of thing. Either that or his tent revival style is just bringing it out in people. Somewhat disconcerting.

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