Bush-McCain caption contest

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 5, 2008 03:25 PM

Ok, you know you want to, so go ahead: caption the Bush-McCain endorsement photo op. Channel your frustration, depression, etc., constructively! “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is already taken. And the lefties have already called dibs on “McSame.”

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Here’s the WH transcript of the press conference and here’s the vid.

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  1. #1
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, cpodug said:

    “GET OFF MY FOOT, YOU DUMB @$$”

  2. #2
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm, corona said:

    All my teeth are natural.

  3. #3
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pm, DesertLover said:

    Si, se peude …

  4. #4
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Paleozoic and Phanerozoic”

  5. #5
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, Barry F. said:

    Birds of a feather flocking together

  6. #6
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, diggafromdover said:

    John those hands are cold!

  7. #7
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:39 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Can you believe he called me ‘my friend’? I thought it was funny as too!”

  8. #8
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm, YoungAndRestless said:

    “Jalisco, Jalisco, Jalisco…”

  9. #9
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    “All your freedoms are belong to us!”

  10. #10
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, Barry F. said:

    Sen. McCain and President Bush enjoy an off-key rendition of Kum Ba Yah at the White House today… Simon Cowell could not be reached for comment.

  11. #11
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, tarpon said:

    What was the event for?

  12. #12
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, behiker said:

    “Gemme an A!” “Gemme an M!” … “What does that spell?” “AMNESTY”

  13. #13
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, Republican (By Default) said:

    Da-da-da dat’s all Folks!

  14. #14
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:46 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Juan here is… I mean John… Can you believe I called him ‘Juan‘?”

  15. #15
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    “S T R A T E G E R Y !”

  16. #16
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Juan here is… I mean John… Can you believe I called him ‘Juan‘?”

    “Jorge, think nothing of it my friend.”

  17. #17
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, md1964 said:

    AAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNESSSTYYYY!!!!!!!

  18. #18
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, AuntiEm said:

    Those new machines worked well. No paper trail!

  19. #19
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, ACHefty said:

    “Got teeth?”

  20. #20
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Okay, Republicans. It’s time for you to fall in line, close ranks and all that other stuff and support the nominee we have given you.”

  21. #21
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Oooooooh, John! The Democrats are going to have a field day with you! Just, you, wait and see!”

  22. #22
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:53 pm, Fodder_Jack said:

    Bush is saying…”Amnesty”
    McCain is saying, without moving his lips … “Psst.. we’re pretending we’re not doing that… remember?”

  23. #23
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    George Bush and John McCain make a joint appearance to announce their plans to keep lettuce affordable for middle class families.

  24. #24
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, Barry F. said:

    “How did you get the nickname of The Maverick? I always saw you as more of a Trojan Horse.”

  25. #25
    On March 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, Barry F. said:

    Standing on the lawn of the White House, President Bush assures Sen. McCain that view can be his, if the Republican establishment can convince enough of the party to hold their nose and vote for him in November.

  26. #26
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    When Bush asked McCain how he felt about Al Gore traveling the world telling everyone who will listen he was President, McCain’s response was: BWAAAAAHHHAAAAHAAHAA!

  27. #27
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, Hollands_Opus said:

    NULEURE, NEWTGLEAR, NUCYOULER, AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  28. #28
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:05 pm, Fineous Reese said:

    “Would you look at all those goons wearing noseplugs!”

  29. #29
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm, DanMan said:

    per the picture…

    McCain “hehe, take that my friend”

    Bush “Whoa! Good one Johnny!”

  30. #30
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:09 pm, NeoConNews said:

    “No, John, it doesn’t hurt. All Rove does is drill a few small holes in your teeth– right there– and then you can pick him up all the time. Saved me more than once. Yeah, exactly! Just like we do to those truthers’ fillings.”

  31. #31
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, procopy said:

    “Ok, let’s play a game… you be Bill, I’ll be Monica.”

  32. #32
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:13 pm, Chautauqua said:

    “Welcome, Amerimexicanas! Beers and BBQ are in the back – just follow the holes in the fence!”

  33. #33
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:14 pm, zorro said:

    Ahhhhh! Darn that handshake was was cold and clammy! Are you human?

  34. #34
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Today, in a move to insure a Democrat victory, tweedledee endorsed tweedledumb.

  35. #35
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, yt1300inHtown said:

    Look John, I think I CAN get a whole burrito in my mouth.

  36. #36
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pm, Master Shake said:

    “John, get your hand out of there – I am not a ventriloquist dummy!”

  37. #37
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, BOB said:

    Bush: It makes me feel young standing next to you Juan.

    or

    Yes John, there are defibulators located in almost every room.

    or

    Is your Daughter Cindy going to live at the Whitehouse with you John?

  38. #38
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, Master Shake said:

    “Damn it, John. Give me back my teeth!”

  39. #39
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:22 pm, twoninerkilo said:

    Oh Jorge! Oh Juan! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  40. #40
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:24 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    McCain: I don’t look that old, do I?
    Bush: Nah, I almost have as many gray hairs.

  41. #41
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:28 pm, TraciB said:

    One step closer to a North American Union, mi amigo. One step closer.

  42. #42
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:29 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    I think everybody should just calm down.

  43. #43
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:35 pm, USMCgramma said:

    It’s a cold day in hell.

  44. #44
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, Azygos said:

    “How did you get the nickname of The Maverick? I always saw you as more of a Trojan Horse.”

  45. #45
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm, gayle said:

    “Hey Cowboy! I’ve got a bottle of Jack Daniel in my pocket, want some?”

    “Want some Crest White strips?”

  46. #46
    On March 5th, 2008 at 4:59 pm, jhn1 said:

    /sung to Barney song
    ..I loathe you, you hate me,
    but we support am-nes-tee.

  47. #47
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm, babbledabble said:

    “you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, watch this….”

  48. #48
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:06 pm, NBF said:

    Y usted pensó que YO era un liberal.

  49. #49
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:11 pm, Bob1234 said:

    Conservatives? We doan need no steenkeeng conservatives!

  50. #50
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, Larraby said:

    Bush and McCain are still better to look at then Hillary and Janet Reno.

  51. #51
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm, amigoneus said:

    “They’re Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain one is a genious the other’s insane they’re both to blame.”

  52. #52
    On March 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm, CC said:

    Ron Rockstar #23: Lots of funny comments but I liked yours the best!

  53. #53
    On March 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, kbiel said:

    If you, like me, do not want to be murdered and eaten, then you will join me in November and vote for “my friend”™, John McCain.

  54. #54
    On March 5th, 2008 at 6:23 pm, Right is right said:

    Braaaaak , vote for John, vote for John

  55. #55
    On March 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm, capitano said:

    It’s called FIG–MO and yes, I am counting the days.

  56. #56
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:10 pm, right_on said:

    “Boy howdy!!! Who’da thunk it???”

  57. #57
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:14 pm, terrig said:

    As a life long Republican I actually thought I was going to vomit when this was on. Why was Jorge dancing? He looked like a fool.

  58. #58
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:17 pm, Boomer said:

    On March 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm, capitano said:
    It’s called FIG–MO and yes, I am counting the days.

    You would be surprised how many young troops I see in the Air Force today do not understand what FIGMO stands for. For the civilians in our group F#*% It Got My Orders or as we used to say the two best assignments you had in the military are the one you just left and the one you are going to.

    My Caption:

    You think you had a RINO in the White House, wait till you get a load of me! There is payback nominating this cowboy over me in 2000. Just you wait and see. BWHAHAHAHAHAH!

  59. #59
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:41 pm, Leatherneck said:

    AAAAAAAH! I could have had a V-8!

  60. #60
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:49 pm, DavidHughes said:

    “Just remember, John, never look a gift horse… never look at a horse in the… never let a horse look in it’s own mouth because… well, it’s a gift horse, ya see. Just look in my mouth. Aaaahhh.”

  61. #61
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:53 pm, DannoJyd said:

    ¡Recepción a América!

  62. #62
    On March 5th, 2008 at 7:58 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Hoooowe! are you sure there only 12 million?

  63. #63
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, alamedaman said:

    watch out for rampaging RINOs

  64. #64
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:06 pm, rotarymunkey said:

    OWWWW! That finger hurts, John!

  65. #65
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:09 pm, F15mech said:

    You think you had a RINO in the White House, wait till you get a load of me! There is payback nominating this cowboy over me in 2000. Just you wait and see. BWHAHAHAHAHAH!

    That would be BOHICA America

  66. #66
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:11 pm, F15mech said:

    Which could also describe what went on 5 min before this picture was taken.

  67. #67
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:28 pm, a crapweasel said:

    JM: Guess who’s going to be my VP?

    W: Who?

    JM: Juan Hernandez!

  68. #68
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:31 pm, DavidHughes said:

    Waldorf and Statler heckle the press corps.

    Waldorf and Statler

  69. #69
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:33 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Wow! I just knew that whole amnesty deal was going to sink us this time around. I guess we pulled the wool over their eyes, huh, Juan?”

  70. #70
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm, TexasTiger said:

    ¡Queso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

  71. #71
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:51 pm, Barry F. said:

    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm, TexasTiger said:

    ¡Queso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

    I bet Juan has some tortilla chips to go with it, Tiger. ;-)

  72. #72
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:51 pm, twotips said:

    NOOOOOOO FENCES!!!

  73. #73
    On March 5th, 2008 at 8:53 pm, Barry F. said:

    “Watch this, Juan. I learned this one from my father: Read my lips! No new fences!

  74. #74
    On March 5th, 2008 at 9:06 pm, beenthere said:

    J.M.: When I’m done with the Republican base I’m going to make you look like Ronald Reagan. They are going to howl! (Big grin)

    G.B. (Laughs) Now that I can’t wait to see. BTW, if you run out of ideas or need any tips, just give me a call.

  75. #75
    On March 5th, 2008 at 9:08 pm, TexasTiger said:

    I bet Juan has some tortilla chips to go with it, Tiger.

    It looks like those chips are still between his teeth. Clearly McCain isn’t taking any money from the ADA. Maybe he should visit their website.

    A smile can be the most eye-catching feature of a face. With dentistry’s many advances, you no longer have to settle for stained, chipped, or misshapen teeth. You now have choices that can help you smile with confidence.

    Even the most subtle change in your smile can make a dramatic difference in the way you look and feel about yourself. Talk to your dentist about the options most suitable for you, what your expectations are and the dental fees involved. Some options are:

    * Tooth whitening ( bleaching) brightens teeth that are discolored or stained. Bleaching may be done completely in the dental office or the dentist may dispense a system for you to use at home.

    * Bonding can improve the appearance of teeth that are chipped, broken, cracked, stained, or have spaces between them. With bonding, tooth-colored materials are applied, or bonded, to the tooth surface.

    * Enamel shaping involves modifying teeth to improve their appearance by removing or contouring enamel. The process, which often is combined with bonding, usually is quick and comfortable and the results can be seen immediately.

    * Veneers are thin custom-made shells designed to cover the front side of teeth. Made of tooth-colored materials, veneers are used to treat spaces between teeth and teeth that are chipped or worn, permanently stained, poorly shaped or slightly crooked.

    * Braces are not just for kids. Orthodontics may be needed if teeth are crooked, crowded or do not meet properly. If your dentist thinks you should see a specialist for treatment, he or she will refer you to an orthodontist.

  76. #76
    On March 5th, 2008 at 9:16 pm, Barry F. said:

    Polishing the smile on McCain would be like putting custom wheels on a Ford Pinto, Tiger. What’s the use? ;-)

  77. #77
    On March 5th, 2008 at 11:49 pm, a crapweasel said:

    JM: Hey W

    W: Yeah

    JM: I’m a Conservative Liberal Republican

    W: !

  78. #78
    On March 6th, 2008 at 1:11 am, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    W:

    Our borders must remain THIS wide open! See: AHHHHH!

  79. #79
    On March 6th, 2008 at 9:21 am, Nobility said:

    See you at the signing!!!!!!!

  80. #80
    On March 6th, 2008 at 9:53 am, DarthRove said:

    eeeeeeeeeeeee

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    eeeeeeeeeeeee

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    eeeeeeeeeeeee

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  81. #81
    On March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am, Numenorean said:

    JM: Bye-bye, boys!
    W: Have fun storming the castle!
    JM: You think it will work?
    W: It will take a miracle.
    Both: Buh-bye!

  82. #82
    On March 6th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, bit_boy said:

    THE REACHAROUND BROTHERS

  83. #83
    On May 29th, 2008 at 1:32 am, Jet Jaguar said:

    That’s a GREAT epitaph for the USA!!!!!!!

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