Comments on: Bush-McCain caption contest

By: Jet Jaguar

Jet Jaguar — Thu, 29 May 2008 05:32:54 +0000

That’s a GREAT epitaph for the USA!!!!!!!

By: bit_boy

bit_boy — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:40:02 +0000

THE REACHAROUND BROTHERS

By: Numenorean

Numenorean — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:11:51 +0000

JM: Bye-bye, boys!
W: Have fun storming the castle!
JM: You think it will work?
W: It will take a miracle.
Both: Buh-bye!

By: DarthRove

DarthRove — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:53:28 +0000

eeeeeeeeeeeee

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By: Nobility

Nobility — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:21:44 +0000

See you at the signing!!!!!!!

By: Straight_Talk_Luigi

Straight_Talk_Luigi — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:11:34 +0000

Our borders must remain THIS wide open! See: AHHHHH!

By: a crapweasel

a crapweasel — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:49:38 +0000

JM: Hey W

W: Yeah

JM: I’m a Conservative Liberal Republican

W: !

By: Barry F.

Barry F. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:16:37 +0000

Polishing the smile on McCain would be like putting custom wheels on a Ford Pinto, Tiger. What’s the use?

By: TexasTiger

TexasTiger — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:08:46 +0000

I bet Juan has some tortilla chips to go with it, Tiger.

It looks like those chips are still between his teeth. Clearly McCain isn’t taking any money from the ADA. Maybe he should visit their website.

A smile can be the most eye-catching feature of a face. With dentistry’s many advances, you no longer have to settle for stained, chipped, or misshapen teeth. You now have choices that can help you smile with confidence.

Even the most subtle change in your smile can make a dramatic difference in the way you look and feel about yourself. Talk to your dentist about the options most suitable for you, what your expectations are and the dental fees involved. Some options are:

* Tooth whitening ( bleaching) brightens teeth that are discolored or stained. Bleaching may be done completely in the dental office or the dentist may dispense a system for you to use at home.

* Bonding can improve the appearance of teeth that are chipped, broken, cracked, stained, or have spaces between them. With bonding, tooth-colored materials are applied, or bonded, to the tooth surface.

* Enamel shaping involves modifying teeth to improve their appearance by removing or contouring enamel. The process, which often is combined with bonding, usually is quick and comfortable and the results can be seen immediately.

* Veneers are thin custom-made shells designed to cover the front side of teeth. Made of tooth-colored materials, veneers are used to treat spaces between teeth and teeth that are chipped or worn, permanently stained, poorly shaped or slightly crooked.

* Braces are not just for kids. Orthodontics may be needed if teeth are crooked, crowded or do not meet properly. If your dentist thinks you should see a specialist for treatment, he or she will refer you to an orthodontist.

By: beenthere

beenthere — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:06:51 +0000

J.M.: When I’m done with the Republican base I’m going to make you look like Ronald Reagan. They are going to howl! (Big grin)

G.B. (Laughs) Now that I can’t wait to see. BTW, if you run out of ideas or need any tips, just give me a call.

By: Barry F.

Barry F. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:53:16 +0000

“Watch this, Juan. I learned this one from my father: Read my lips! No new fences!“

By: twotips

twotips — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:51:33 +0000

NOOOOOOO FENCES!!!

By: Barry F.

Barry F. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:51:23 +0000

On March 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm, TexasTiger said:

¡Queso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

I bet Juan has some tortilla chips to go with it, Tiger.

By: TexasTiger

TexasTiger — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:41:58 +0000

¡Queso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

By: Barry F.

Barry F. — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:33:32 +0000

“Wow! I just knew that whole amnesty deal was going to sink us this time around. I guess we pulled the wool over their eyes, huh, Juan?”