Bush-McCain caption contest
Ok, you know you want to, so go ahead: caption the Bush-McCain endorsement photo op. Channel your frustration, depression, etc., constructively! “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” is already taken. And the lefties have already called dibs on “McSame.”

Here’s the WH transcript of the press conference and here’s the vid.
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“GET OFF MY FOOT, YOU DUMB @$$”
All my teeth are natural.
Si, se peude …
“Paleozoic and Phanerozoic”
Birds of a feather flocking together
John those hands are cold!
“Can you believe he called me ‘my friend’? I thought it was funny as too!”
“Jalisco, Jalisco, Jalisco…”
“All your freedoms are belong to us!”
Sen. McCain and President Bush enjoy an off-key rendition of Kum Ba Yah at the White House today… Simon Cowell could not be reached for comment.
What was the event for?
“Gemme an A!” “Gemme an M!” … “What does that spell?” “AMNESTY”
Da-da-da dat’s all Folks!
“Juan here is… I mean John… Can you believe I called him ‘Juan‘?”
“S T R A T E G E R Y !”
“Jorge, think nothing of it my friend.”
AAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNESSSTYYYY!!!!!!!
Those new machines worked well. No paper trail!
“Got teeth?”
“Okay, Republicans. It’s time for you to fall in line, close ranks and all that other stuff and support the nominee we have given you.”
“Oooooooh, John! The Democrats are going to have a field day with you! Just, you, wait and see!”
Bush is saying…”Amnesty”
McCain is saying, without moving his lips … “Psst.. we’re pretending we’re not doing that… remember?”
George Bush and John McCain make a joint appearance to announce their plans to keep lettuce affordable for middle class families.
“How did you get the nickname of The Maverick? I always saw you as more of a Trojan Horse.”
Standing on the lawn of the White House, President Bush assures Sen. McCain that view can be his, if the Republican establishment can convince enough of the party to hold their nose and vote for him in November.
When Bush asked McCain how he felt about Al Gore traveling the world telling everyone who will listen he was President, McCain’s response was: BWAAAAAHHHAAAAHAAHAA!
NULEURE, NEWTGLEAR, NUCYOULER, AHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Would you look at all those goons wearing noseplugs!”
per the picture…
McCain “hehe, take that my friend”
Bush “Whoa! Good one Johnny!”
“No, John, it doesn’t hurt. All Rove does is drill a few small holes in your teeth– right there– and then you can pick him up all the time. Saved me more than once. Yeah, exactly! Just like we do to those truthers’ fillings.”
“Ok, let’s play a game… you be Bill, I’ll be Monica.”
“Welcome, Amerimexicanas! Beers and BBQ are in the back - just follow the holes in the fence!”
Ahhhhh! Darn that handshake was was cold and clammy! Are you human?
Today, in a move to insure a Democrat victory, tweedledee endorsed tweedledumb.
Look John, I think I CAN get a whole burrito in my mouth.
“John, get your hand out of there - I am not a ventriloquist dummy!”
Bush: It makes me feel young standing next to you Juan.
or
Yes John, there are defibulators located in almost every room.
or
Is your Daughter Cindy going to live at the Whitehouse with you John?
“Damn it, John. Give me back my teeth!”
Oh Jorge! Oh Juan! HAHAHAHAHAHA
McCain: I don’t look that old, do I?
Bush: Nah, I almost have as many gray hairs.
One step closer to a North American Union, mi amigo. One step closer.
I think everybody should just calm down.
It’s a cold day in hell.
“Hey Cowboy! I’ve got a bottle of Jack Daniel in my pocket, want some?”
“Want some Crest White strips?”
/sung to Barney song
..I loathe you, you hate me,
but we support am-nes-tee.
“you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, watch this….”
Y usted pensó que YO era un liberal.
Bush and McCain are still better to look at then Hillary and Janet Reno.
“They’re Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain
one is a genious the other’s insanethey’re both to blame.”Ron Rockstar #23: Lots of funny comments but I liked yours the best!
If you, like me, do not want to be murdered and eaten, then you will join me in November and vote for “my friend”™, John McCain.
Braaaaak , vote for John, vote for John
It’s called FIG–MO and yes, I am counting the days.
“Boy howdy!!! Who’da thunk it???”
As a life long Republican I actually thought I was going to vomit when this was on. Why was Jorge dancing? He looked like a fool.
You would be surprised how many young troops I see in the Air Force today do not understand what FIGMO stands for. For the civilians in our group F#*% It Got My Orders or as we used to say the two best assignments you had in the military are the one you just left and the one you are going to.
My Caption:
You think you had a RINO in the White House, wait till you get a load of me! There is payback nominating this cowboy over me in 2000. Just you wait and see. BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
AAAAAAAH! I could have had a V-8!
“Just remember, John, never look a gift horse… never look at a horse in the… never let a horse look in it’s own mouth because… well, it’s a gift horse, ya see. Just look in my mouth. Aaaahhh.”
¡Recepción a América!
Hoooowe! are you sure there only 12 million?
watch out for rampaging RINOs
OWWWW! That finger hurts, John!
That would be BOHICA America
Which could also describe what went on 5 min before this picture was taken.
JM: Guess who’s going to be my VP?
W: Who?
JM: Juan Hernandez!
Waldorf and Statler heckle the press corps.
Waldorf and Statler
“Wow! I just knew that whole amnesty deal was going to sink us this time around. I guess we pulled the wool over their eyes, huh, Juan?”
¡Queso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I bet Juan has some tortilla chips to go with it, Tiger.
NOOOOOOO FENCES!!!
“Watch this, Juan. I learned this one from my father: Read my lips! No new fences!“
J.M.: When I’m done with the Republican base I’m going to make you look like Ronald Reagan. They are going to howl! (Big grin)
G.B. (Laughs) Now that I can’t wait to see. BTW, if you run out of ideas or need any tips, just give me a call.
It looks like those chips are still between his teeth. Clearly McCain isn’t taking any money from the ADA. Maybe he should visit their website.
Polishing the smile on McCain would be like putting custom wheels on a Ford Pinto, Tiger. What’s the use?
JM: Hey W
W: Yeah
JM: I’m a Conservative Liberal Republican
W: !
W:
Our borders must remain THIS wide open! See: AHHHHH!
See you at the signing!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
eeeeeeeeeeeee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
eeeeeeeeeeeee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JM: Bye-bye, boys!
W: Have fun storming the castle!
JM: You think it will work?
W: It will take a miracle.
Both: Buh-bye!
That’s a GREAT epitaph for the USA!!!!!!!