Since Alba’s already named the baby Ca$h, Alba — not being the brightest bulb in the Hollyweird constellation — must be using the name as a reminder. She knows — since she’s not completely lacking in brains — that during the discomfort of late-term pregnancy she’ll need that reminder to prevent aborting dear little brown $.

She’s probably got her exploitation plan for Ca$h in place by now. And, as has been previously mentioned, in Hollywierd, hiss-spandex & other psuedo-races are in the “in thing”… so that’ll bump the exploitation bucks up more figures.

Why, it might even make the difference between a 8-figure and a 9-figure payoff on her baby-factory years.

In my youth we didn’t call Ms Alba’s sort “actressess”… we called them “$luts”.

And to those guys who blather the standard: “Well, who cares if she’s loose & stoopid? I’d bed her anyway…! She’s smokin’ HOT!”; remember raincoats have a 22% failure rate for disease control.

Let me ask: would it still be fun if a week later it “turned green & fell off”?

- martin.musculus

On March 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm, Leatherneck said:
Spanish chicks are hot.

ALL “Chicks” are hot! Some on the outside and some on the inside! As for me I like’em brilliant and beautiful!

For those who are strangers to HotAir – this translates as: she’s way, way too hot to be found guilty of stupidity.

Stupidity is a given, and irrelevent.

1) Blanco is spanish for white

2) It is called miscegenation and is another deeply rooted thread in American history. No matter what you looked like, if you had one drop of black blood, you were considered black. It was even codified into law.

3) OK

4) Umm, OK

Very good points, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren’t married. They’re another couple who says that their relationship works the way it is, why would they want to get married.

And white in Spanish is blanco But I do agree with the other things you pointed out. I’ve often thought the same thing. If I were her mother, I’d be very hurt right now.

Question: If I were to write something like I’m excited for my baby to be born white, wouldn’t that mark me as some sort of white-power racist? Answer: Yes it would, and the flack I’d take would be justified. Discuss:…

Dimsdale said:

I bet if you put your ear against hers, you can hear the ocean!

I think what you’re hearing is that rattling sound she’s making by jumping on the same identity politics bandwagon many other people are doing right now. It’s trendy, you know, and celebrities just love trends!

1) Doesn’t “Alba” mean “white” in Spanish?

2) What is it with these mixed-race celebs denying their white half? Alba? Halle Berry? Obama? Since in all 3 cases their WHITE families are the ones who raised and nurtured them while their “BROWN” fathers took off! That must make their families feel really great.

3) When I heard Jessica Alba was pregnant with no plans to marry, I immediately wrote her off as just another Hollywood bimbo.

4) Cudos to Anjelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for doing it right. Getting married, THEN having lots of babies. How refreshing!