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1. #1
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:29 am, W_over_w said:

   ROFLOL!!

2. #2
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am, ajmontana said:

   Number nine is in the top ten….makes one wonder who 1 through 8 are… curious minds want to know. If a Gov makes 9 then me thinks some pretty high profile names our in that top ten list.
   any guesses?

3. #3
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:33 am, ajmontana said:

   ps…great sticker see-dubya.

4. #4
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am, et said:

   Someday soon we may find that
   CLINTON #1
   SPITZER #9

5. #5
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am, lgm said:

   This is funny, but remember that Republicans are way ahead of Democrats on sex scandals as they are on all other kinds of scandal.

6. #6
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am, j0 said:

   lmao.

7. #7
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am, meatpieandtatters said:

   Priceless.

8. #8
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:49 am, SHoward said:

   lgm,

   when a Repub prez gets busted with an intern then I’ll agree they are way ahead.

9. #9
   On March 12th, 2008 at 11:50 am, OneofThem said:

   Naughty number nine…

10. #10
    On March 12th, 2008 at 11:58 am, Barry F. said:

    ROTFLMAO

    

11. #11
    On March 12th, 2008 at 11:58 am, terrig said:

    Troll Alert

12. #12
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, Barry F. said:

    On March 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am, lgm said:

    This is funny, but remember that Republicans are way ahead of Democrats on sex scandals as they are on all other kinds of scandal.

    Fuzzy troll math, again.

    It allows you to factor our Democrats when the MSM doesn’t list their party affiliation, which is, basically, never.

13. #13
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, ACHefty said:

    Top-rate!

    “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.”

    – Larry the cable guy.

14. #14
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, Barry F. said:

    our out

15. #15
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, rightisright said:

    when a Repub prez gets busted with an intern then I’ll agree they are way ahead.

    No pun intended?

16. #16
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, Boomer said:

    Man that is a good one! Thanks for the morning laugh.

17. #17
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, vickisoup said:

    lgm tries to make a point, but evidently considers Bill Clinton only one among other transgressors in the Dems. If you count each of Clinton’s multiple transgressions as its own scandal, well, ol’ Billy is in a [low]class all by himself, and it would take the Republicans decades of Jim Craigs to even come close!

18. #18
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, SHoward said:

    rightisright,

    Yeah, I’m still half asleep. I didn’t even catch that! No, no pun intended….but since you, um, er, ah, brought it up…

    I just need to stop right now.

19. #19
    On March 12th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, PBoilermaker said:

    I feel sorry for lgm’s students.

20. #20
    On March 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pm, amigoneus said:

    #19 - lmoa! I had some crazy teachers in college, but I don’t think I could sit through a class of his. Can you imagine? The square root of 19 is, well who cares? It’s all Booosh’s fault. Now lets go sit under a tree and kumbayah.

21. #21
    On March 12th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, gollumclone said:

    There are millions of mindless jackass liberals out there. This site doesn’t seem to attract that many compared to blogs like Hugh Hewitt and Ankle Biting Pundits. I see LGF has Mobys on occasion who go so far as to impersonate Charles Johnson on other blogs.
    Eliot Mess reminds of sanctimonious bullies I’ve known in my life. Regardless of what happens now, he will keep his wealth and his enablers in the media and politics.
    What sort of woman would Spitzer attract if he had not been born into money? Will his asp-kissing friends in the media suffer any penalty. Ladies, would you be attracted to a scumwad like Eliot if he were poor and not a governor? Yeah, I know beauty is only skin deep but this icehole is ugly through and through. How far off is he from being a clone of Clinton, other than he pays top dollar for nookie? Why does his wife stand by him like Tammy Wynette and Hillary?
    I have some empathy for Spitzer’s wife and kids, but not if she hangs around long. IMHO the jackass should be frog marched to jail and have a big bunkmate with a penchant for sodomy. I apply what Deniro said in Raging Bull as fitting for Spitzer. ..and the horse he rode in on and the cavalry behind it.
    And a certain cretinous troll herein might join him and dangle from Spitzer’s nether parts.
    Cannot imagine America enduring Hillary or Obama, who have far greater faults than Spitzer because of the havoc they can wreak on us.

22. #22
    On March 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm, CharlieT said:

    I assumed that “Clinton -08″ referred to Hillary; but, on that list maybe it was meant for Bill (on 2nd thought, he doesn’t pay for it, he just takes it, so maybe it is for Hillary after all)

23. #23
    On March 12th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, KaosKlerik said:

    Has anyone found a list of scandals involing Republicans and Democrats and the outcomes? I’ve found bits and pieces and while some Dems did resign, nearly all Republicans did. Those that didn’t resign nearly all Democrats were re-elected, but only a small number of Republicans. In that case it happened a long time ago, whereas the Democrats were recent or ongoing.

    For Dems it’s all about holding onto power, for Republicans it’s about ethics. Even their respective voters bear that out.

24. #24
    On March 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm, Rorschach said:

    Well apparently we know who #6 was…

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/03/12/2008-03-12_richest_man_in_england_also_a_regular_of.html

25. #25
    On March 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm, Dimsdale said:

    On March 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am, lgm said:

    This is funny, but remember that Republicans are way ahead of Democrats on sex scandals as they are on all other kinds of scandal.

    Only because Democrats (including lgm) don’t call their aberrant behavior “scandals.” Actually, they seem to be badges of honor. Liberal badges of honor, that is.

26. #26
    On March 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm, Dimsdale said:

    KaosKlerik said:

    Has anyone found a list of scandals involing Republicans and Democrats and the outcomes? I’ve found bits and pieces and while some Dems did resign, nearly all Republicans did. Those that didn’t resign nearly all Democrats were re-elected, but only a small number of Republicans. In that case it happened a long time ago, whereas the Democrats were recent or ongoing.

    For Dems it’s all about holding onto power, for Republicans it’s about ethics. Even their respective voters bear that out.

    Better yet, compare the number of stories, editorials and duration of the coverage of the scandals of Repulicans vs. Democrats.

    I think you will find that the Republicans get commented on for weeks and months, while Dem scandals seem to disappear relatively overnight.

    The examples are numerous and easily detailed. One of the most obvious and directly comparable were the stories of Bush’s TANG service and Kerry’s Vietnam “service.” Easy to document, recent, and oh, so telling!

27. #27
    On March 13th, 2008 at 8:17 am, garyt said:

    LGM I figured you would think what Spitzer did was ok in your book. After all isn’t all wrong doing all relative and there is no such thing as sin and doing whats wrong? I have asked you this in the past and you have ignored it. So by that that logic neither Dems or Gop have done nothing wrong since its all relative.

28. #28
    On March 13th, 2008 at 11:38 am, Jimmie said:

    Here is a comment a bit on the bizarre side…in my book whore, hooker whatever… ranks higher than politician or lawyer. The exchange of service for money at the base level is an honest transaction. It is where you throw in the pimp (Emperors Club) that you get the dirty, political, legal mess. The transaction is corrupted . The Pimp gets most of the money. The Pimp supplies drugs. The Pimp takes care of the women that become a problem (this is where the really nasty stuff happens.). This ugly side, which EVERYONE ignores, Is a reason the cost is so high. This “Emperor Club” is getting orders to for gods sake shut these girls up, it would come as no surprise if one or more quietly disappeared or perhaps have an overdose. Here is the real crime the client is knowingly paying for harm (if necessary) to come to the providers.

29. #29
    On March 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am, Brian72 said:

    Iowahawk is at it again……..

    Eliot Spitzer Humor Fire Sale #2

    [ed. -- Unexpected resignation means we have to dump our overstocked inventory of cheap lowbrow gags -- fast! I can't draw worth a lick, so all you comic artists, have at it]

    The Amazing Spitzer-Man

    (with apologies to Stan Lee)

    Peter Putzer — mild-mannered youthful prosecutor for a major metropolitan District Attorney’s office…

    J. Jonah Juryrigger: PUTZER! Get in my office NOW!

    Peter Putzer: You wanted to see me me chief?

    Jonah: Drop what you’re doing and get out to Jersey THIS MINUTE! We’ve got an indictment on that high priced call girl racket by the nuclear plant, and I need you to lead ‘em on the PERP WALK!

    Peter: But J.J., you just told me to work on that Martha Stewart indictment…!

    Jonah: I DON’T CARE what I told you ten minutes ago, blast it! Call the media boys and get out there, or don’t bother coming in tomorrow!

    Peter: I can’t believe I went to Harvard law for this…!

    … but when Peter gets to the arrest site, he’s BITTEN by… a crazed RADIOACTIVE PIMP!

    Peter: You have the right to remain silent…

    Pimp: get your hands off me, you filthy D.A.!

    Peter: OWW!! My head… swimming… crotch… tingling…

    … as the venom works its way through his bloodstream, Peter finds himself suddenly possess with strange NEW POWERS…

    Peter: Wow! It shot straight out of me, and sticks to the wall like some kind of crazy elastic glue! And so strong I can swing from it!

    … and strange NEW URGES…

    Peter: CAN’T… RESIST… Village Voice Personals…!

    … Thus PETER PUTZER is transformed into… The Amazing SPITZER-MAN!

    One night at the Putzer’s mid-town apartment….

    BRRRING… BRRRING…

    Peter: What’s that…? Failure to file 11-3(b) pro forma pre-trade disclosures forms with the appropriate SEC authorities? Okay, Chief, I’m right on it!

    Mary Jane: Where’s the fire, Tiger?

    Peter: No time to talk, MJ — The Wall Street plutocrat gang is up to no good!

    Mary Jane: Be careful out there, loverboy — I don’t want my future Governor hurt!

    Swinging across the Manhattan skyline to the lair of the Greenberg Goblin, Peter is overcome with a STRANGE FEELING…

    Peter: Spitzy-senses are tingling… it’s only two AM, so maybe I have time for a little pre-bust fun at the Emperor’s Club…

    Later…

    Kristen: A mask…? Wow, you’re even kinkier than they said!

    Peter: Here, let me take it off…

    Kristen: No…NO… put it back ON!

    Finally finished, Peter ascends to the window to continue his rounds…

    Kristen: Where you going, lover? You still have 55 minutes left on your hour.

    Peter: Sorry babe, I’ve got some Wall Street fat cats to bust. All in a day’s work for you friendly neighborhood SPITZERMAN!

    Morning rises over Gotham and the DA Office…

    Greenberg Goblin: This was a SETUP! I want to talk to my LAWYER!

    Peter: Save it for the Grand Jury, fatso!

    Jonah: Good work Putzer! But I’ve got a new assignment for you.

    Peter: Another Wall Street finance caper?

    Jonah: Nope, another prostitution ring!

    Peter (thinking): Oh boy! I’m a shoe-in for the GOVERNOR’S MANSION!

    NEXT ISSUE! Jonah smells something fishy!

    Jonah: PUTZER! What do you know about a masked spooge-slinger?

    Peter: *GULP*

    Spitzerman, Spitzerman!
    Gets away with what he can!
    Busting crooks, banging whores!
    VIP at Midtown Scores!
    Look out! Here comes the Spitzerman!

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    Holy Crap this guy is funny!

30. #30
    On March 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, 24Klady said:

    Love potion #9

    Who’d a thunk that could be resurrected after all these years?

31. #31
    On March 13th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, darn said:

    Dimsdale, please don’t make me defend John Kerry. He did spend a semester in Vietnam. No scare quotes are necessary. Most of us have a problem with what he did in Paris and Washington D.C.

32. #32
    On March 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm, Laree said:

    Talking of Spitzer just like everyone else.

    http://imustimes.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/bad-things-happen-to-bad-people/

33. #33
    On March 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm, Laree said:

    This is a pretty good one this is a reaction to the Washington Post making excuses for Spitzer.

    http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2008/03/white-men-dont-hump.html