Look, it’s Glowbama!
(Hat tip: HA headlines)
Seriously. I’m going to call him Glowbama from now on. Just when you think the MSM worship can’t get any more ridiculous, it does.
Pete at iHillary has saved the next newspaper/magazine the trouble and created the next cover photo for them:
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I vote for NObama. Or maybe No Mo O(bama)
Wow - I am completely at a loss for words. Just wow. Hope all that glowing around him doesn’t cause global warming.
At least it’s not with the enhancement Al Gore got 8 years ago…if you know what I mean.
I think the white glow makes him look blacker. Or maybe that is just what you get when you are mixed. Black skin with a white glow. Of couse the LA Times called him a magic negro, so maybe that is magic negro dust.
Somebody please enlighten me… please!!I STILL don’t get the fascination with Obama, what am I missing?? Frankly he gives me the creeps, I leave the room when he “appears” on TV.
OOOOOOkaaaaaaay!
Is this officially getting out of hand yet? Or is it still only at the “this is too much” point?
I vote for “Snowjobama”
Old news. Barack in Rolling Stone has been known for over a week now.
The silly Michelle Obama ‘Missing in Action’ blog post here goes down in flames. She is back out on the campaign trail this Thursday in Pennsylvania.
Michelle Obama in Abington, PA
Join Michelle Obama for a special rally in Abington, Pennsylvania this Thursday, March 13th. The event will be free and open to the public.
Rally with Michelle Obama in Abington
Abington Senior High School
900 Highland Ave
Abington, PA
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Doors open: 2:30 p.m.
Michelle Obama in Villanova, PA
Join Michelle Obama for a special rally in Villanova, Pennsylvania this Thursday, March 13th. The event will be free and open to the public.
Rally with Michelle Obama in Villanova
Villanova University Athletics
Jake Nevin Fieldhouse
800 East Lancaster Avenue
Villanova, PA
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Doors open: 5:00 p.m.
Now don’t be so hard on Rolling Stone. I’m sure it was just a glare kicking off the waves of the sea he was walking on during the interview.
Absurd!
#5 babbledabble I agree with you whole-heartedly as I have always thought that B. O. was something to be avoided at all cost. Now days some folks just can’t seem to get enough. Sheesh!
Rolling Stoned forgot to photoshop a halo over his head.
They must be slipping.
I mean, why not just photoshop him onto Michaelangelo’s Last Supper and be done with it?
Can I get free transportation, lodging & food to go to PA & faint for Bambi?
ewwww ahhh shiney
The cult standing of the Obamination is starting to get very scary. I still can’t understand what anyone sees in this empty suit. The guy has done nothing and I have yet to hear anything from him that makes him even sound remotely qualified to be POTUS.
olympian2008 - I’m starting to suspect that you are Michelle Obama…? After being a vehement defender on threads actually devoted to Michelle Obama, you know seek out all Obama threads to do the same?
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And by the way, this is not about the “news” of Obama being in Rolling Stone, it’s about the fact that Rolling Stone worships Obama and pratically painted a halo on him.
I can imagine their readers, in a drug induced haze, saying, “Dude, it’s like he glows. That is so cool!”
Does anyone actually READ Rolling Stone anymore?
Can he go with me when I go fishing? He could help me catch so many fish my pole will break.
lmao, you have to laugh at that glow.
They still publish that magazine?
Yeah, but the airwaves have been filled with other information for the last week. You know. The democrat governor of New York getting a 4 grand monkey spanking and all. Democrats threatening to assassinate bloggers, blow up veterans gatherings. You know. The usual democrat stuff.
Glowbama? More like “Fauxbama”.
That does it. I am so ready to hurl now.
What, is he Luke Skywalker now? (”A New Hope” being the “real” title of the first Star Wars movie.) Someone photoshop a lightsaber in with him or something (I’m not talented enough in computer stuff for that)! He’s come to save us all from Darth Cheney!! /sarc
I linked this in the Hot Air thread, but…you should have seen the cover photo they rejected.
Does the cover say “A new Dope”? Can see so well with the tears of laughter in my eyes.
Christ on crutches!!!
Deanna - Nice catch, I didn’t even notice that it said “A New Hope” there (I must have been blinded by the glorious glow from the chosen one.) Can someone stick Obama’s face on this poster?
This Rolling Stone cover is a prime example of why I don’t trust the MSM coverage of Obummer. The halo around this guy is too much. Why can’t the media treat this guy like a real human being instead of some hero of mythic proportions?
Really, it is TOO MUCH. Not even the Romans cut Jesus this much slack. Stop putting this empty suit on a pedestal already.
No wonder some people ask if he could be the antichrist - or at least another Jim Jones maybe?
I agree with Boomer, it is scary.
What, are you her spokesperson now, Olympian? Why are you shilling for these people? You want to advertise for a candidate, do it somewhere else. I definitely think you’re in the “terms of use” danger zone here.
Michelle….input please.
Oh c’mon now, you know you can’t be going around and questioning his qualifications to be our future Grand Ayatollah. That would be racist.
/endsarcasm
Must… remember… to… let Obamabot cool down… before… hosing down… Obamabot.
Future name-references for Barack:
( listed alphabetically )
Bo-bama
Co-co-bama ( when addressing black constituents )
Do-do-bama ( when he loses & becomes extinct )
Fo-bama ( This is the answer his supporters give )
Go-bama ( a political slogan )
Ho-bama ( if a Spitzer-esque scandal comes up )
Jo-bama ( new starbucks flavor )
Ko-bama
Lo-bama ( when he mud-slings )
Mo-bama ( another political slogan )
No-bama ( anti-Obama slogan )
Po-bama ( only if his coffers dry up )
Quo-bama ( after he’s elected, and things DON’T change - preface this one with the word ‘Status’ )
Robo-bama ( If he becomes mechanical in his press conferences )
So-so-bama ( His ’savior’ status isn’t lived up to and his mediocrity is unveiled )
To-bama
Vo-bama
Wo-bama
Yo-bama ( I’m not touching this one )
Zo-bama
Just let your soul glow !
http://profile.imeem.com/hC7Qw/music/1q8YcCut/eddie_murphy_soul_glo/
You can’t convince me it’s an accident that very prominently displayed on the left-hand side of this issue is:
The Black
Crowes
Is that what MLK meant when he said;
“I’ve got a dream!”????????
Wake me up when this nightmare is over.
GOD said to worship NO man.
Gee, guess those of faith FORGOT that part huh?
GO Bama! Oh wait…
Personally, while I’m not voting (and can’t envision I ever will) for a Democrat, I think Obama and Kevin Smith should team up. The Obama Wow campaign would have been better than Hope’n'Change!
Just think, The Buddy Obama.
side note: This will be lost on you if you haven’t seen the movie Dogma.
just saw this at youtube, looks like its been there a month.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl32Y7wDVDs
can you say selling us out and making us weak for his personal/political benefit…
scary stuff..
Obama doesn’t remind me of the Messiah as much as a cross between “The Music Man” and Christopher Reeves’ character in the movie, “Somewhere in Time.”
As a socio-political charlatan, like the Music Man Obama is such a hypnotic con artist that even people who should recognize him as a fraud fail to do so, or even end up protecting him; and this is because those same people, like Christopher Reeves’ character, so desperately want to turn the clock back to 9/10 (or even earlier) that they convince themselves they can make it happen by just wishing for it hard enough.
Two consequences will occur as soon as the whole, “Who-needs-to-wait-around-for-the-second-coming-of-Jesus-Christ-when-we’ve-got-Obama-right now!” veneer wears off: First, a lot of the starry-eyed fools who think he really *is* some kind of Messiah are in for a huge case of buyers’ remorse; and second, those not under his spell are going to become so sick and tired of hearing the term “racist!” that the tactic of using that epithet to stifle debate will end up backfiring on those who use it.
“A New Hope”? I just threw up a little in my mouth.
You can almost hear the choir music in the background when you look at the picture:
“AhhhhhhhhhhAhhhhhhhhh” in harmony.
Sheesh.
Actually, that would be sort of cool if when you opened the magazine, you had choir music playing just like those Hallmark cards!!
olympian2008, you’re funny.
1. You missed the point of this story.
2. You missed the point of the “Missing in Action’ story, too. Trust me, MM wants Michelle O to be on the campaign trail!
JR - LOL. But you forgot the vowels.
Ao-bama (weapon he will use against Pakistan to root out bin-Laden)
Eo-bama (squeels from young females fans before passing out)
Io-bama (what I will say to my wife when I see my taxes go up)
O-o-bama (what Hillary said as she saw her poll numbers dropping)
Uo-bama (see Io-bama)
I like his picture picture where he dresses like a terrorist.
Sorry, I mean like Barrak Hussein Osama…Obama….whatever…..
Allah-Bama
No comment
On two occasions, (and it’s probably happend more than that) Fox News has run a 15-minute biography of Obama on primary days. I think I saw one of them on the day of the SC Dem primary when there were still other candidates running on both sides. I haven’t noticed them doing this for any other candidates. Fox has obviously been seduced by this man’s charms just like the rest of the MSM. There’s no longer any television news organization that I can trust for fair and balanced coverage of news and politics. It’s sad because Fox used to have credibility, but in the last year or so, I’ve seen it begin to erode.
I don’t about this, I redcall many years ago a piece on Jimmy the scold Carter in the RS, and look where he ended up, the only postwar one-term president to date.
Are there any pics of him walking on water yet?
What’s all that smoke behind him? It looks like he’s holding something that’s smoking behind his back. Was he smoking?
That is actually a force-field to deflect any substanitive questions.
Oh, brother.
Meanwhile, Hillary made an appearance in a town in Argentina. If you watch carefully, you can see her at the end of the clip.
Back slowly away from the line by the table with the paper cups and don’t let them see you leave the tent.
Actually thats the glow of the fresh Teflon coating he had applied right before the photographer got there.
The Teflon coating the Clintons have used for years has now been determined to be obsolete.
I prefer this version of the RS cover.
Frankly, I’m concerned. Is this more respectable hero worship as we’ve seen elsewhere in the mainstream media, or is this a subversive poorly veiled attempt to portray Barack Obama as being “whiter” than he truly is through otherworldly auras? Concerned Americans want to know.
Aura-bama showing off his nimbus?
…and the scares on his head. They forgot the scars left from the crown of thorns!
Now is when we could use a time machine so we could see how the new car shine is rubbed dull in spots the next few years.
He looks like one of those blue ghosties who appears at the end of Return of the Jedi. There’s Obi-Wan, Yoda, Anakin…and Obama!
This is the one I like best …
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Q16GN8b2AzE/R9Ryy0PoMEI/AAAAAAAAAXM/BiPnFq2pF38/s1600-h/Clinton_Statue
Well, actually George H. W. Bush was a one-term president.
And on a different note, how about, “Help me, Oba-Ma Kenobi. You’re my only hope!”?
The Farce is strong in this one.
For those unfamiliar with the term “Magic” or “Numinous” Negro, it refers to a peculiar Hollywood fantasy, in some ways similar to the “Hooker with a heart of Gold” of the black person with transcendent, even supernatural powers, who just loves white people (can’t get enough of them really) and who lives to help them through whatever life crisis they have currently got themselves into.
Example movies include “The Green Mile,” “The Legend of Bagger Vance,” and anything with Morgan Freeman. Whether it be getting the girl, improving one’s golf game, saving the planet, solving the crime, or overcoming any residual father issues, the Numinous Negro is there to get the job done with wisdom, panache, and well, magic. The fact that the Magic Negro, like the Unicorn, does not exist is no deterrence to the fantasy. Hollywood keeps churning it our, year after year, and sadly it appears millions of awesomely stupid white people have bought into it. It’s like an adult believing in Santa Clause — one wants desperately to hide in embarrassment, but it won’t go away.
Repeat: the Magic Negro does not exist, will never exist, cannot exist. For example, if you find yourself in a prison environment (e.g. “The Green Mile”) and a large black man grabs for your groin, he is not trying to cure your bladder infection. He means to hurt you, badly.
So why didn’t you post it for us? I am glad to know that we have you out there keeping an eye on the media for Obamexaggerations!
Can we count on you for the “those Hsu stories are old stuff” comments for Hillary too?
After a nice “intervention” (re-education) by the Obama handlers, no doubt. Do you seriously think she will be making any more of her infamous gaffes now?
I used to get that magazine. Then I grew a beard.
If he’s our “New Hope” the Empire is going to kick our a$$es.
TEEEEEj
what an awkward photoshop. Doesn’t it appear that his head was pasted onto someone else’s body?
I think he needs a proper superhero name. Obamassiah is good. But I was thinking “ol’ Bombman”. Maybe a foreshadowing of how his campaign will tank when people start listening to what he’s actually saying.