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Tuzla and truth deprivation

By Michelle Malkin  •  March 26, 2008 08:49 AM

I’ve got more Hillary in Bosnia reader photoshops for you (first batch here)–and this week’s column on the Clintons’ Truth Deficit Disorder. Allah points out that in my brief laundry list of top Hillary whoppers, I forgot Hillary’s smelly claim that she tried to become a Marine. Snorty-snort snort snort.

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1bosn6.jpg Seinfeld’s George Costanza famously quipped: “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

This is how a Clinton—take your pick: Hillary, Bill, or Chelsea–makes it through the day. Better living through self-delusion. Seeking to burnish her foreign policy leadership credentials, Sen. Clinton has repeatedly peddled a harrowing anecdote about dodging sniper fire during a trip to Tuzla, Bosnia in 1996. She brought her then-teenage daughter Chelsea on the dangerous mission. And entertainer Sinbad. And singer Sheryl Crow. And, oh yeah, there was eight-year-old Bosnian girl Emina Bikakcic, who calmly embraced the intrepid First Lady and read her a poem on the tarmac—while a huge contingent of children and parents and other onlookers surrounded them with not the least bit of concern about flying bullets.

When Sinbad, the Washington Post, and every fact-checker on the Internet and under the sun debunked her tall tale, Sen. Clinton doubled down. She dissed Sinbad as a mere “comedian.” (He just tells jokes. She is a joke.) She asserted that she and her compatriots ran for safety with “our heads down.” She clung to her story that she “had to be moved inside because of sniper fire.” And she embellished further: “There was no greeting ceremony, and we were basically told to run to our cars. Now, that is what happened.”

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When video of the cheery greeting ceremony surfaced this week showing no such thing, Hillary’s Truth Deficit Disorder kicked in and the symptomatic excuses poured forth. She “misspoke.” Besides, she pooh-poohed: “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”

Priceless campaign slogan: The more she speaks, the more she “mis”-speaks. Finally, truth in Clinton advertising! (In our family, by the way, we call this condition “diarrhea of the mouth.”)

And Hillary’s not done. She sniffed that her Tuzla hustle was just a “minor blip.” A “minor blip” that she just happened to tell, retell, and adorn in her 2003 autobiography, in Dubuque Iowa, in Waco, Texas, and in Washington, D.C., over the past three months to illustrate her bravery, fortitude, expertise, and massive foreign policy experience edge over Barack Obama.

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In a radio interview Tuesday, Hillary blamed her congenital dissembling on being “sleep-deprived.” If that is so, then Hillary has been a walking zombie for years.

This is the woman who insisted for more than a decade that she was named after the late, great mountain-climber Sir Edmund Hilary—never mind that she was born six years before he scaled Mount Everest in 1953.

This is the woman who told Dateline NBC that daughter Chelsea was on a jog in New York City when the jihadists struck on 9/11—never mind that Chelsea later wrote a magazine essay revealing that she watched the attacks on television from a friend’s apartment.

This is the woman who claimed to have “helped start” the federal Children Health Insurance Program—never mind that the program’s original sponsors noted that Sen. Clinton fought the initial bill and had no role in writing the legislation.

This is the woman (echoed by her husband and daughter) who bragged that she was the “first” to call the disaster in Darfur “genocide”—never mind that several other senators had done so in 2004, while her first press statement referring to Darfur as “genocide” wasn’t until March 2006.

This is the woman who claimed to have organized “instrumental” meetings in Belfast and baldly asserted that she “helped to bring peace to Northern Ireland”—never mind that key negotiators dismissed her as “totally invisible,” “cheerleading,” and “a wee bit silly.”

And we haven’t even gotten to the Whitewater era yet, which not coincidentally, is when her Tuzla imaginary bullet-dodging adventure took place—timed to distract from all of her and her husband’s dishonest, dirty dealings.

1bosn009.jpg At least Hillary “It’s my mother’s fault I lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hilary” Clinton and Bill “I have vivid memories of black churches burning that, uh, ok, never burned” Clinton can be proud of raising a daughter who didn’t fall far from the reality-challenged tree. Asked in Bloomington, Indiana on Monday to explain how she survived the non-existent sniper fire, the First Daughter with a promising future in fiction writing responded smoothly: “We were well-protected by our United States military and the United States Secret Service.”

Behold the Democrat choices for president: One candidate whose twenty-year spiritual guru has an adversarial relationship with America–and another who has a life-long adversarial relationship with the truth.

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Comments

  1. #1
    On March 26th, 2008 at 8:52 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    Yesterday she said “I’m human” trying to justify her prevaricating ways. I’m still awaiting the medical tests to prove this statement.

  2. #2
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:01 am, NeoConNews said:

    Now let’s be fair. If we give Obama enough time, I’m sure he’ll grow to have an extensive adversarial relationship with the truth as well.

    I just don’t want to give him that chance to prove himself.

  3. #3
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am, ajmontana said:

    they would have never in a million years landed if there were any danger.
    her story was bogus from the get go without all the true facts of the matter coming forth and anyone with half a brain knows this.

  4. #4
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:06 am, right_on said:

    I’m still trying to get the image of her running out of my mind.

  5. #5
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:09 am, zorro said:

    Great column Michelle, your coverage of the Hillary shuffle is quite telling. There is no doubt she is true to the Klinton legacy.

    What our country needs is a good honest statesman/woman. What we have to choose from are just everyday politicians who would lie about anything at the drop of a hat.

  6. #6
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:13 am, Boomer said:

    When Sinbad, the Washington Post, and every fact-checker on the Internet and under the sun debunked her tall tale, Sen. Clinton doubled down. She dissed Sinbad as a mere “comedian.”

    Good morning everyone, just finished moving to a new office over the last couple of days and feel every minute of my 50 year existence on planet earth this “hump day.” My aching back!

    “She who must not be named” should just keep her cackling military hating yap shut. If she and her staff had done their homework that would have discovered that Sinbad was a member of the Air Force as a SAC aircrew member flying as a KC-135A Boom Operator, before he left under an Administrative discharge. He and the Air Force did not get a long very well, but the guy still has the class to perform for our troops on USO tours. Once again Michelle goes the distance in ferreting out and documenting the outrageous lies coming from this vile woman that can’t seem to ever tell the truth.

  7. #7
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:14 am, granite said:

    LOL photoshops!

    And, Commando was on last night!!
    Yes!!!

    Back to serious:

    Did anyone else watch Bill O’Reilly last night, and see how he allowed that arrogant, smirking, Clinton-slave Lani Davis insult Col. Hunt, in the midst of his (Davis’) torturous atempts to explain away Clinton’s work of fiction?

  8. #8
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:19 am, tre said:

    The picture of her as Lara Coft is gonna give me nightmares! Now I’m gonna have the image of Hellary Rotten Clinton in short shorts stuck in my head all day!

    But, by now if HRC told me the sky is blue and the grass is green, I’d go outside to look for myself.

  9. #9
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am, Wade said:

    Where are the first pictures posted?

  10. #10
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:29 am, okiedokie said:

    “Livin’ on Tuzla Time…
    livin’ on Tuzla Time..
    You know you been through it
    When you set your watch back to it
    Livin’ on Tuzla time”

  11. #11
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:29 am, The Raging Republican said:

    I would just like to tell Hillary:

    Liar, Liar, pantsuit on fire!

  12. #12
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:29 am, DBNinKY said:

    “Behold the Democrat choices for president: One candidate whose twenty-year spiritual guru has an adversarial relationship with America–and another who has a life-long adversarial relationship with the truth.”

    MM, best summation of the `08 election thus far!

    Also, please keep these brilliant cartoons coming - they get funnier each day!

  13. #13
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:30 am, cpodug said:

    “But it’s seared - seared into my brain. It’s something I can never forget!”

    - sound familiar?

  14. #14
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am, Larraby said:

    Actually, I had to feel a little sorry for the hapless Lannie Davis. He must feel slimy about what he has to do. The Clintons trot him out to explain away all their lies and deceptions. Last night, he was reduced to trying to smear John McCain to change the subject from Hillary. He accused McCain of about Sunnis being trained by Iran. It was just pathetic. Confronted with the video and with Hillary’s words, all Davis could do was spin and use lawyerly deceptions. The Clintons are remarkably like Tom and Daisy Buchanan from The Fitzgerald novel “The Great Gatsby”. They wreck lives and have little people clean up the messes they leave behind. But one would think that eventually even Lannie Davis would start to feel slimy about doing the Clintons’ dirty work again and again.

  15. #15
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:45 am, DaveC said:

    Larraby:

    I’m surprised too as to how many people want to defend them…

    I suppose that if you were a Clinton, and had a ready supply of minions people wanting to defend you.. you can do whatever you want.. you can always find another dupe of a press secretary..

  16. #16
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:46 am, smellycat41 said:

    Just another example of how liberals have changed the meaning of english words. What used to be called a LIE is now called MIS-SPEAK!!!

  17. #17
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:49 am, lgm said:

    Keeping thread score:

    Lying Clinton: 23 threads this week (approx)

    Lying Obama: 19 threads this week (approx)

    Lying McCain: 0 threads this month (exact)

    Does this mean that McCain never lies or that MM cares less?

    Look tomorrow for the funny picture counts.

  18. #18
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:51 am, ajmontana said:

    lgm, dont forget your abortion count, I’m surprised you didnt bring it up now…..
    count those… if you can count that high.

  19. #19
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:52 am, rooster said:

    Don’t answer the troll folks

  20. #20
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:53 am, cpodug said:

    “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone. “It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more or less.” - Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

    mis-speak, therefore, means that I thought I could get away with it

    /sarc

  21. #21
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:49 am, lgm said:
    Keeping thread score:

    Lying Clinton: 23 threads this week (approx)

    Lying Obama: 19 threads this week (approx)

    Lying McCain: 0 threads this month (exact)

    Does this mean that McCain never lies or that MM cares less?

    Look tomorrow for the funny picture counts.

    How pathetic…

  22. #22
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:55 am, TexasTiger said:

    If lgm can’t find a thread knocking McCain on this site, he probably couldn’t find sand in the Sahara.

  23. #23
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:56 am, The Raging Republican said:

    Can we please just ignore lgm and all the other trolls. We don’t really need to refute their claims….. their own statements show how misguided they are discredits them enough as it is.

    Don’t let them frame the context of the discussion on this site!

  24. #24
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am, Ron Rockstar said:

    Texas Tiger, that is funny. But he shouldn’t have any trouble finding the sand. He has his head buried in it.

  25. #25
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:58 am, James Felix said:

    It seems Clinton still does not realize two important things:

    1) The Internet exists
    2) She’s not the MSM favorite anymore, her opponent is.

    In the 90’s she could tell baldfaced lies and have reasonable expectation of not getting called on it. This ain’t the 90’s.

  26. #26
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:00 am, ajmontana said:

    Keeping thread score:
    Let lgm post: 3 (approx.)
    Ban Him: Everyone else (exact)

  27. #27
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:04 am, granite said:

    #26 ajmontana:

    Gotta agree with you, aj.

    Also, my apologies for having misspelled Lannie Davis’ first name.

  28. #28
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:11 am, docflash said:

    Don’t ban lgm,he keeps it interesting.He forces me to have faith in my party(as bad as it is)knowing his is a complete wreck.

  29. #29
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:15 am, mattymatt10 said:

    Putting Hillary’s head on top of Angelina Jolie’s smoking hotness (the Tomb Raider pic) should be a crime.

    Seriously.

  30. #30
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:18 am, rooster said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:55 am, TexasTiger said:
    If lgm can’t find a thread knocking McCain on this site, he probably couldn’t find sand in the Sahara.

    Thank You; couldn’t have said something more true!

  31. #31
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:25 am, DBNinKY said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am, Larraby said:

    “…the hapless Lannie Daviss. He must feel slimy about what he has to do. The Clintons trot him out to explain away all their lies and deceptions. Last night, he was reduced to trying to smear John McCain to change the subject from Hillary.”

    I saw his lackluster, sad-sack performance last night too, and thought it was pathetic how he tried but failed to deflect from our Hillary’s latest shame, by smearing McCain and the U.S. troops that were in charge of clearing the area for our Hillary’s arrival in Bosnia - low!

    Fortunately, Colonel Hunt, who was there in charge of our troops in Bosnia at the time of our Hillary’s photo-op, wasn’t having it and shut Davis down quickly.

  32. #32
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:26 am, ajmontana said:

    mattymatt10, lol, yup.
    Perfect example of a use for paper bags.

  33. #33
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    lgm’s posts that contribute = 0 (exact)
    Everybody else that posts that contribute = innumerable (approx)

    He used to contribute comedy but even that is old.

    Maybe you can admit there are soooooo many posts about Shill and Glowbama and their lies is because they are so proficient? Maybe you could admit your hero’s are liars? Maybe you can admit the Photoshopped images are funny? Maybe you could just go away?

    Somehow, I do not think any of those questions will be answered in the affirmative.

    A man can dream.

  34. #34
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:34 am, ajmontana said:

    granite said:
    Did anyone else watch Bill O’Reilly last night???

    Watched it twice, 5pm and 2am before the ballgame to make sure my evaluation was correct about the turd burper.
    and who’s to say Iran isnt training Al Queerda????
    I’d say the smart money is that they are.
    Davis looked like a fool.

  35. #35
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:36 am, cpodug said:

    ajmontana: Davis looked like a fool.

    Isn’t that what court jesters are supposed to look like?

  36. #36
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am, ajmontana said:

    lol, yeah but they didnt show his pointy shoes and hat…..

  37. #37
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:45 am, geminicontender said:

    Not enough ‘feminist’ napkins to stop this slow bleed.

  38. #38
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:45 am, granite said:

    #35 On March 26th, 2008 at 10:36 am, cpodug said:

    “ajmontana: Davis looked like a fool.

    Isn’t that what court jesters are supposed to look like?”

    Good post.
    Segue…hope you agree Danny Kaye’s “The Court Jester” is a great, LOL film!

  39. #39
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:50 am, terrig said:

    I love all these photoshops of Hill. They’re so funny.
    Yes, I saw O’Reilly last night and heard a similiar thing on early morning Fox & Friends. Davis is an a$$ and he could not have been ruder. I find it hard to believe he doesn’t get why Col. Hunt was upset.
    Like our resident trolls, Davis has absolutely no respect for the military. The military is there to serve the Clintons and all other trolls and they deserve no respect because they’re too dumb to do anything else, isn’t that right Troll in Chief?

  40. #40
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:53 am, ajmontana said:

    Segue…hope you agree Danny Kaye’s “The Court Jester” is a great, LOL film!

    An excellent film, he was one if not the most talented person ever in hollywood, him and Chaplin. :)

  41. #41
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:58 am, max said:

    Yeah Hillary visited the Marine recruiting office i’m sure… she was probably looking to write an article or dig up some dirt on the “anti-women” war-mongering military….
    Her husband was next in like for AK AG!… gimmee a break she wanted to join up… it was Hillary feminist research, and now she’s trying to act like it was the stirrings of her patriotic soul…
    ugh…

    Say bu-bye Shrillary… it’s all over but the water…

  42. #42
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:22 am, RaisedRight said:

    Hillary’s Truth Deficit Disorder kicked in and the symptomatic excuses poured forth. She “misspoke.” Besides, she pooh-poohed: “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”

    Misspoke? That’s doubleplusungood!

    By the way, what does this “misstatement” mean exactly? That she was fired at and left to her own devices on a stop somewhere else? Or that she just failed to remember that she wasn’t actually shot at by snipers at all?

    Not for a second do I believe that she could forget the details of an incident where she and her daughter were shot at. I hate to call people liars, but it sounds like there is no other way to spin this.

    And what about the huge insult to the military? To say that she and her daughter were not greeted and were left to run on their own to the cars…?!

  43. #43
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:47 am, lgm said:

    lgm said (#17):

    Lying McCain: 0 threads this month (exact)

    TexasTiger said (#22):

    If lgm can’t find a thread knocking McCain on this site,

    I said this month. I’ve been reading long enough to know that MM was against McCain before she was for him.

    The Raging Republican said (#23):

    We don’t really need to refute their claims

    And are not able to. Call me unpatriotic or stupid. Like Al Pacino, you don’ need no stinkin’ arguments.

  44. #44
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:49 am, ajmontana said:

    RaisedRight
    I hate to call people liars, but it sounds like there is no other way to spin this.

    If it looks like poo and smells like poo…..
    it’s poo.

  45. #45
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:49 am, RedMindBlueState said:

    Let’s not forget the potential for new Clinton movies, either:

    Das Bull
    Bridge on the River Lie
    The Guns of Nevermind*

    The possibilities are endless….

    (*all shamelessly stolen from Howie Carr and his audience)

  46. #46
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am, granite said:

    Al Pacino???

    To remind bloggers…and also for the benefit of the always reliably clueless, feckless Troll:

    In The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948), it was Goldhat the bandit who said to Humphrey Bogart’s character(paraphrase?), “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”

  47. #47
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:55 am, SHoward said:

    lgm,

    Isn’t it logical to conclude that Billary’s and Oblaaaama’a ‘mis-statements’ and/or shortcomings would be covered much more right now than McCan’t’s?

    McCain has already secured the Repub nomination and isn’t doing or saying too much that is controversial.

    On the other hand, Hill and O are engaged in a gladiatorial fight to the death, so they are the one’s being covered this week and this month, much more than McCain is anywhere.

    Basically, this means you have no point.

  48. #48
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:05 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    What amazes me is that she can’t help lying even when trying to explain away her lies.

    She claims she misspoke because she says “millions of words” each day.

    Assuming millions to be 2, that would still require nearly 1400 words/minute.

    Even Bill can’t lie that fast.

  49. #49
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:13 pm, Larraby said:

    Over at CNN (aka The Clinton News Network), John Roberts was attempting to do damage control for Hillary. He asked rhetorically: “Didn’t Hillary just misremember?” And I thought to myself, there is no such word as “misremember”.How on earth could a journalist at CNN concoct such a silly word? Then I remembered where I first heard the word “misremember”. It was from that great scholar, one Roger Clemens. Faced with explaining away how Andy Pettite could testify about Roger’s conversations with him about steroid use, Mr. Clemens said “Well, Andy must misremember the conversation”. So I guess that is where John Roberts got the word from. If CNN has to borrow from the vocabulary of Roger Clemens to defend their beloved Hillary, that is pretty sad indeed.

  50. #50
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, greenfairie said:

    Par for the course with the Clintons. They’ve been fibbing their entire careers.

  51. #51
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, Mr.J said:

    Even Bill can’t lie that fast.

    I wouldn’t be too sure about that…

  52. #52
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:24 pm, Mr.J said:

    Keeping thread score:

    Lying Clinton: 23 threads this week (approx)

    Lying Obama: 19 threads this week (approx)

    Lying McCain: 0 threads this month (exact)

    Does this mean that McCain never lies or that MM cares less?

    Look tomorrow for the funny picture counts.

    So what is your point? That Clinton lies the most? I would agree with that.

  53. #53
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    Besides, she pooh-poohed: “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”

    Seconds in a day = 86400
    If she only spoke 1 million words that would be over 11.5 words a second. But she said millions, so I have to assume at least two million which would be 23 words a second.

    I think she misspoke again.

  54. #54
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, granite said:

    #53 Ron Rockstar:

    What about pauses for breathing in, eating, drinking, sleeping, etc?

    In all seriousness, admittedly she most likely meant it as a figure of speech.
    But, wouldn’t most folks use “countless” or “a zillion”, or “gazillions” (even ?”oodles”?), instead of the much more specific-sounding “millions”?

    She may perhaps be getting a bit more grief about this remark (”millions of words”) than is warranted by only the remark itself - than is warranted by the remark, but not more grief than she deserves, IMO.
    This could not happen to a nicer individual….

  55. #55
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    Sorry to be superfluous granite. I just couldn’t pass it up. When she was misspeaking about things she misspoke about she really should have paid closer attention to the words coming out of her mouth.

  56. #56
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:48 pm, cpodug said:

    RR - of course she didn’t pay any attention to the words she was uttering. Unlike the Obamessiah, she’s probably too poor to pay attention.

  57. #57
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, jcflindsay said:

    While Hill gets her military creds: Shattered windows and bomb scares are growing threats for recruiters working to find young men and women to join the U.S. military, according to a new report that claims attacks on military recruiting stations are on the rise.

    The report, issued by a not-for-profit group that supports members of the military, calls the incidents — including the spray-painting of graffiti — “attacks,” and claims there have been more than 50 since March 2003.

    “The peace protesters are not peaceful,” said Catherine Moy, executive director of Move America Forward, which released the report. “They are violent. They are causing havoc in an illegal manner on recruiting offices across the United States.”
    Let’s lay some of their hate crime medicine on them now. These marxist pigs are jeopardizing my family’s safety. If I catch any of them, it will be lights out.

  58. #58
    On March 26th, 2008 at 12:57 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Radio and Rockstar,

    You guys did not factor in double-speak so she can lie at 23 words per second - no problem.

  59. #59
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover Hitlery has lied to the American people! sarc off/

    This is almost a non-story. Hillary has told so many lies it is a full-tme job trying to expose them all. Dick Morris’ column on Newsbusters says it all-she is and always will be a pathological liar. I’m not spreading rumors here–the proof is out there!

  60. #60
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:04 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    Can we please just ignore lgm and all the other trolls. We don’t really need to refute their claims….. their own statements show how misguided they are discredits them enough as it is.

    Don’t let them frame the context of the discussion on this site!

  61. #61
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:07 pm, granite said:

    #55 Ron Rockstar:

    “Sorry to be superfluous granite. I just couldn’t pass it up.”

    Hey, I am not being critical in the least!

    I love this stuff!

  62. #62
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    1) The Internet exists
    2) She’s not the MSM favorite anymore, her opponent is.

    James, it’s amazing how many people really don’t understand how #1 has changed the balance of power. John Kerry would be living under a bridge if the Internet had been around back in the day. Every last thing a politician says will show up somewhere, and be refuted if it’s wrong. And Hillary found out the hard way about #2. CBS would have “lost” their video if she were still their favorite person, but she’s not so they dragged it out and “whooped” her with it.

    For those who missed seeing her “explain” how she “misspoke”, the seething anger at being called out practically set her ears on fire. This is not a woman you want in the White House.

  63. #63
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Clintons’ Truth Deficit Disorder

    That just sounds bad. Why don’t we call them “Veracity Challenged”?

  64. #64
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:14 pm, ajmontana said:

    Identifying a pathalogical liar.
    wiki answers
    Take a peek at this and see how Hillary stacks up…. :shock: lol, maybe she could be president, of the Liars club that is.

  65. #65
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, emjem24 said:

    lgm said:
    And are not able to. Call me unpatriotic or stupid. Like Al Pacino, you don’ need no stinkin’ arguments.

    Wanna bet, Math Man? Where are your arguments? Oh, that’s right… we’re here to suffer you while you make pointless assertions that you never seem to prove.

    Have you mathematically calculated how many babies were killed through abortion this month?

  66. #66
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:24 pm, granite said:

    #65 On March 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, emjem24 said:

    “lgm said:
    And are not able to. Call me unpatriotic or stupid. Like Al Pacino, you don’ need no stinkin’ arguments.”

    To repeat:

    “Call me unpatriotic or stupid.”

    Must…exert…so…much…willpower….
    Make…supreme…effort…to…resist…temptation…to…give…troll…what…he…desrvedly…asks…for….

    Whew!
    I passed the test!

  67. #67
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:24 pm, emjem24 said:

    The time-honored tradition of Dem “duck and cover” is being fulfilled by Shrillary. She will use anyone (even her own child) as a truth shield. The truth is her enemy so if she can play with it as much as possible, turn water into wine to make believers out of voters, she’ll do it.

  68. #68
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, emjem24 said:

    granite said:

    You are a pillar of strength! LOL Look at it this way, if you respond more than once to a troll in the same thread then either you like exercises in futility or you need to go to troll rehab.

    Troll rehab: spending time seeing how the other.02% population of this blog toil under their favorite bridge. Even Gollum from The Lord of the Rings wouldn’t want that kind of assignment.

  69. #69
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, granite said:

    #68 On March 26th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, emjem24 said:

    “Even Gollum from The Lord of the Rings wouldn’t want that kind of assignment.”

    That’s right.
    Not surprising, though.
    After all, Gollum, when he was Smeagol, was originally a hobbit-like creature, NOT a troll!

  70. #70
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, geminicontender said:

    lgm’s an idiot

  71. #71
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, ajmontana said:

    Guy’s get yourselves some of this.
    Troll Spray
    It Works!

  72. #72
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, emjem24 said:

    ajmontana said:
    Guy’s get yourselves some of this.
    Troll Spray
    It Works!

    Hey does that stuff work on nosy neighbors and even more annoying liberal members of one’s family? If I could just blot out some of the blather that would be a start, ya know? :)

  73. #73
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, cpodug said:

    Absolutely gotta get me some of that! Or maybe some Formula 410.

  74. #74
    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, ich dien said:

    MM. Diaharreha of the mouth = cacoethes loqundi

  75. #75
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm, RaisedRight said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, emjem24 said:
    Hey does that stuff work on nosy neighbors and even more annoying liberal members of one’s family? If I could just blot out some of the blather that would be a start, ya know?

    If someone invents a problem that would help make my liberal in-laws treat me with respect, I wouldn’t care what it cost. Or at least something to make them think before they speak (though my fear is that they actually do and what I get is the result.)

  76. #76
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm, live to tell said:

    This newly released video proves she wasn’t lying .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc&eurl=http://ace.mu.nu/

  77. #77
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:36 pm, RaisedRight said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm, live to tell said:
    This newly released video proves she wasn’t lying.

    Ha! Those were some close calls.

  78. #78
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:40 pm, ajmontana said:

    I just couldnt imagine that crazy lady with a handgun. :shock:

  79. #79
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:48 pm, max said:

    Hillary’s in a “Tuzla Tizzy!” (hate to be one of her minions today…)

  80. #80
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:53 pm, John Ansell said:

    Clinton Lied. Her campaign died.

  81. #81
    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, Laree said:

    According to this guy it is time for Liberals to stop policing their speech, huh say what? Time to humilate Right Wingers..uh huh with a verbal tounge lashing? Is this person advocating New York Governor speak? Really he is stating you can shame a Conservative but not a Liberal? Well that could be true?

    http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/80507/

  82. #82
    On March 26th, 2008 at 3:06 pm, RaisedRight said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, Laree said:
    According to this guy…

    Wow I skimmed through that article and I just couldn’t finish it. However, the beginning was quite amusing…

    I’d like to suggest a very simple strategy for American liberals: Get mean.

    Get mean? Yeah, I’m sure getting tired of nice, polite liberals… /sarc
    Does this man’s “get mean” plan work for both sides? Because if so I would like to start by calling him out on being a major tool.

  83. #83
    On March 26th, 2008 at 3:11 pm, Salt said:

    live to tell said:

    This newly released video proves she wasn’t lying .

    YouTube Link

    Ha.

  84. #84
    On March 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, conservativesRus said:

    What I find amazing is how the MSM didn’t report Hillary was in the middle of sniper fire back in 1996. Must have been a really top secret mission.

  85. #85
    On March 26th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, J S Ragman said:

    The thought of Hillary joining the Marines strikes me the same as the idea of Gloria Steinem becoming a Playboy bunny.

  86. #86
    On March 26th, 2008 at 4:46 pm, graysonret said:

    Ragman, Gloria Steinem in a playboy bunny outfit? Now that poster I would buy! Heck, I might even build a frame for it, and have it glass enclosed. Sure to be an attraction. Or, leave the glass out, and use it as an unique dartboard, once I have some cork backing for it. :) On a somber note, I just read that Richard Widmark passed on. Sigh. A great actor. So many of the good ones are gone now, replaced by would-be actors full of anti-American feelings, supporting the likes of the Clintons.

  87. #87
    On March 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, granite said:

    #86:

    Yep.
    Widmark was good.
    One of those guys & gals, like Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum, Barbara Stanwyck, Claudette Colbert, Jimmy Cagney (I must stop) and so many others, that you figured a movie they were in would be a good “story”, as my father used to (and still does) say.

  88. #88
    On March 26th, 2008 at 5:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    Widmarks daughter Ann married Sandy Koufax…… He was great in the Alamo with John Wayne too.

  89. #89
    On March 26th, 2008 at 5:16 pm, right_on said:

    What I find amazing is how the MSM didn’t report Hillary was in the middle of sniper fire back in 1996. Must have been a really top secret mission.

    (Sound effects:) Whickk-whickk-whickk-whickk-whickk-whickk-whickkity-whickkity-whickk!!!! U-g-g-h-h-h! Clinton running from the sniper fire, pantsuit thighs rubbing, then diving into a reinforced bunker! How could that be a secret? Heh.

  90. #90
    On March 26th, 2008 at 5:40 pm, lgm said:

    SHoward (#47) shows how it is done:

    Isn’t it logical to conclude that Billary’s and Oblaaaama’a ‘mis-statements’ and/or shortcomings would be covered much more right now than McCan’t’s? McCain has already secured the Repub nomination and isn’t doing or saying too much that is controversial.

    granite, John Ansell, emjem24 notice: this is an argument, a thought, a reason.

  91. #91
    On March 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm, WORK949 said:

    What really fascinates me in this whole vignette is the sort of smug look on Senator Clinton’s face as she tells this compelling story about dodging sniper fire and running for the vehicles, etc……..

    It reminds me of some interviews I did with career criminals way back in my day as a detective.

    Then the video-tape showed up.

    Gosh.

  92. #92
    On March 26th, 2008 at 6:33 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    I cackled over the “embellishment” aspect one commenter tried to spin on it.
    Embellishment would be Audie Murphy saying “I killed 200 Germans when I was on top of that tank using the .50 cal” and someone telling him, “Audie, it was only 150.” Audie says, “Well, I didn’t have time to count them, it just seemed that many.”
    Hillary’s adventure, well, was a non-adventure and the video proves it. It wasn’t an embellishment, it was a lie.

  93. #93
    On March 26th, 2008 at 7:27 pm, JWS said:

    The “Tuzla Raider” picture is disgusting. Bleh…

  94. #94
    On March 26th, 2008 at 8:03 pm, mytake said:

    How about a picture of Hillary celebrating Christmas in Cambodia?

  95. #95
    On March 26th, 2008 at 8:36 pm, mike in NV said:

    It seems to me that if you tell your story and you say Tuzla but you meant some other city, that’s misspeaking; if you make up stuff and embelish it, thinking you can get away with it, that’s a LIE.

    It’s not that Hill had encountered sniper fire and ran for cover….she made that up!

  96. #96
    On March 26th, 2008 at 9:48 pm, right_on said:

    Does “I don’t recall!” qualify as a mis-statement, or a lie?

  97. #97
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:18 pm, Azygos said:

    Even Gollum from The Lord of the Rings wouldn’t want that kind of assignment.

    emjem24,

    Why bring this guy into the discussion. ;-)

  98. #98
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:36 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On March 26th, 2008 at 5:40 pm, lgm said:
    SHoward (#47) shows how it is done:

    granite, John Ansell, emjem24 notice: this is an argument, a thought, a reason.

    BWAAAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAA

    The troll who can’t bring an argument, a thought, a reason is telling the rest of us how it is done?

    Rich. My night is complete.

  99. #99
    On March 26th, 2008 at 10:49 pm, SHoward said:

    I certainly wasn’t seeking the kudos of an lgm. In fact, if you read my post in #47, I showed he had erred in his original posting.

    The thing that disappoints me is that he made that statement in #90 referencing me, but didn’t respond to the substance of my statement in #47.

    Isn’t that exactly the kind of thing lgm usually says most of us do?
    just sayin’…..

  100. #100
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:15 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    UPDATE: Hillary surprised that people actually LIVE in Europe.

  101. #101
    On March 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Yo Howie,

    Clasic example of do as I say - but I don’t have to. Liberal Gone Mindless.

  102. #102
    On March 27th, 2008 at 12:06 am, BrianNY said:

    Michelle said:

    Seinfeld’s George Costanza famously quipped: “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

    On March 25th, 2008 at 8:25 am, BrianNY said:
    In the immortal words of George Costanza:

    Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

    Right on!

  103. #103
    On March 27th, 2008 at 12:53 am, Glamchild said:

    More evasions, stonewalling, and denials.

    Whitewater never dies.

  104. #104
    On March 27th, 2008 at 4:15 am, graysonret said:

    Now that she knows that the MSM is in favor of Obama, she needs to “shut-up” and let her spin doctors/speech writers do the work. “Just read the speech, Hillary, and answer as few questions as possible; use the answers we’ve written down. And, for God’s sake, stay away from Bill, and ‘retire’ Chelsea”. That’s about all the chance she has. The convention, though, is 5 months away, so Obama is bound to slip too. Right now, the democratic party is imploding. Makes my morning coffee taste better.

  105. #105
    On March 27th, 2008 at 9:33 am, lgm said:

    SHoward said (#99):

    If you read my post in #47, I showed he had erred in his original posting.

    I supported your post because it had actual reasons. That put it far ahead of typical replies to my posts.

    The thing that disappoints me is that he made that statement in #90 referencing me, but didn’t respond to the substance of my statement in #47.

    OK. I think your point is well taken. Obama and Clinton are in the news more than McCain this week. Still, MM put up a positive post about McCain yesterday (defaulters should suck it up) so McCain is getting some coverage.

  106. #106
    On March 27th, 2008 at 10:22 am, franksalterego said:

    “Behold the Democrat choices for president: One candidate whose twenty-year spiritual guru has an adversarial relationship with America–and another who has a life-long adversarial relationship with the truth.”

    Yes,

    And, if you listen to the Liberal-leaning pundits, they act as if there’s something in the Consitution that says, political parties must “take turns” at the leadership position.

    So, I guess, that explains why they’re nominating two of the most UN-electable morons of their party.

    “It’s Our Turn”

    Good Luck wit’ dat’

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