Please tell me Drew Carey is joking

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 1, 2008 11:17 AM

I like Drew Carey, but his kindergarten-level, 9/10 argument for open borders (”The Beckham Factor”) has to be the baddest joke I’ve heard all day. The punchline: We let a British soccer player into the country, so why not everyone else? Seriously:

Meanwhile, in Beckham’s native country, government officials on both sides of the aisle are having a grown-up debate about the economic impact of massive, low-skilled immigration.

PM Gordon Brown reacted to a Lords panel’s report today:

Prime Minister Gordon Brown should cap immigration because Britain hasn’t seen substantial economic benefits from the record influx of foreigners over the past decade, a panel of lawmakers said.

The House of Lords’ Economic Affairs Committee rejected the government’s argument that the arrival of 1.5 million new residents from overseas since 1997 has boosted economic growth. The cross-party panel largely endorsed the policies of the Conservative opposition.

The 84-page report’s findings call into question the Labour government’s open-door policy. Unlike Germany, France and Italy, Britain allowed residents of the 10 nations that joined the European Union in 2004 to work in the U.K. without restriction.

“We do not believe there has been any great economic benefit from this,” John Wakeham, a Conservative member of the House of Lords who leads the panel, told journalists. “It’s not a good idea to continue a policy that doesn’t make sense.”

Brown has already begun to retreat from Labour’s permissive immigration rules, imposing an Australian-style points-based system to encourage skilled workers to migrate and keep out ones with little education and training. He has also imposed new taxes on overseas workers and made it harder to earn citizenship in Britain.

“Most people in the City of London know that we benefited very substantially” from migration, Brown said today at a press conference in London. “But we want to get the balance right. We have introduced a point system that will restrict the numbers of people who can come into this country. We have taken most of the action that the House of Lords committee is suggesting.”

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  1. #276797
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:25 am, mattymatt10 said:

    Who is asking Drew Carey about immigration policy in the first place?

    Who could possibly care what the host of the Price is Right thinks on this issue?

    Perhaps he could have the illegals on the show and give them all a car so they can drive home.

  2. #276801
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Ah the celebrity factor…
    If only Hollywood didn’t take themselves so seriously.

    The operative word he used throughout this, this, tripe was “immigrant.”

    They try to frame the debate as Americans hating immigrants because well Americans are hateful. I welcome all legal immigrants with open arms. However, when it comes to the illegal alien line jumpers -no way should they be given a free pass. Back of the line.

  3. #276802
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am, rooster said:

    I like Drew Carey as one of the few Hollyweenies on the right side, but the invasion from Mexico is no joke.

    Not funny Drew!

  4. #276804
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am, bloghooligan said:

    Beckham had a job when he came…he didn’t have to loiter outside of the 7/11 all day waiting for work.

  5. #276805
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:33 am, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Did you know Carey is a Marine? Guess it just shows, brains can be fried at any age. Oh, his being a Libertarian is probably explanation enough for his views.

  6. #276806
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:34 am, malkin_fan said:

    Drew Carey=JAFA

  7. #276810
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am, ajmontana said:

    I think he’s heard…
    C’mon down!
    Too often.

  8. #276815
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am, walterc said:

    Sonds like the Brits are starting to get a clue. Now if we could just get our government to think like that. . .

  9. #276816
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:47 am, redzap said:

    Typical open borders fuzzy math: illegal alien = [legal] immigrant.

    What a load of bollocks! Yeah, they’re such “hard workers” they can’t work on getting a visa.

  10. #276821
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:50 am, amerpun said:

    They’re asking him about it because A) He’s ~famous, B) He’s a Libertarian in Hollywood, C) He has his own segments on Reason.com.

    That being said, very bad logic, Drew.

  11. #276822
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:50 am, sausage said:

    I welcome all legal immigrants with open arms.

    When do I get my hug then?

  12. #276834
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:58 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Sausage,
    Do you love being here in America? Why are you here in America? Your responses to these questions, will determine whether or not you get a hug or a swift kick in the rear…

  13. #276835
    On April 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am, yt1300inHtown said:

    Maybe he wants to eat them. Damn dude, look for a salad bar pronto.

  14. #276837
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pm, misfit138 said:

    #4 is right.

    #5 – I believe he was a fraternity man before he was a Marine. That should explain the brain cell count.

    Sincerely,

    misfit138
    delt sig ‘90

  15. #276844
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    Drew Carey is more of a libertarian than a liberal.

    I actually like him as host of TPIR.

    By the way – very glad the blog is back to normal. The black was starting to bother my eyes.

  16. #276846
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm, Tom Blogical said:

    I didn’t realize David Beckham came into the country in a windowless van, stole social security numbers, and invented fake documents to purchase a house and to stay in this country. Huh. I guess you learn something new every day.

    /sarc off

  17. #276847
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm, John Lee Pedimore said:

    If he thinks we should let everyone in the country then he should ask an Ohio native American indian how thier open borders policy turned out.

    JLP

  18. #276849
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:14 pm, terrig said:

    I wonder why we let Posh and Beck in myself but that’s another story.
    I guess being in Hollywood so long has skewed his view. It’s easier when you don’t have to compete with the illegals, don’t remember any trying out as host for TPIR. I miss Bob Barker.

  19. #276852
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm, DaveC said:

    Meanwhile, in Beckham’s native country, government officials on both sides of the aisle are having a grown-up debate about the economic impact of massive, low-skilled immigration.

    Just when they thought of getting, for all intensive purposes, a slave labor class of people to come in,.. instead it’s another welfare case at the public teat..

    who woulda thunk it..

  20. #276855
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:18 pm, geminicontender said:

    The few people I still enjoy out of Hollywood are slowly diminishing by opening their mouths and spouting out all the inefficiencies of our wonderful Nation. Drew is now one of those who has fallen from grace with me. Only two left to go:):)

  21. #276862
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:24 pm, nyc123me said:

    HUGE difference between David Beckham, who has a great skill and talent to offer and CAN SUPPORT HIMSELF, and a zero-skilled illegal who has nothing to offer and will suck on the resources provided by legal American taxpayers. Generalization of course, but Drew started it.

  22. #276873
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:27 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Didn’t I also hear that Drew Carey owns part of the LA Galaxy as well?

    When do we get the stampeding soccer fans from south of the border?

  23. #276875
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:28 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Carey is hilarious.

  24. #276879
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:29 pm, nyc123me said:

    Possibly an example of someone who can’t see beyond their own bank balance..

  25. #276883
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:34 pm, Mixer14 said:

    Maybe Drew should let suggest the INS that potential immigrants play ‘Plinko’ to see if they get a green card.

  26. #276897
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:43 pm, corona said:

    David Beckham gives hard-working legal aliens a bad name.

  27. #276906
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm, Ron said:

    As Glen Beck would say, I have blood shooting from my eyes…

    But Drew Carey and the rest of his ilk are unable to distinguish between legal and illegal, it’s that troublesome little il at the front of the word.

    Personally, I’d welcome guest workers coming here in a highly controlled way, where taxes are paid and benefits received for contributions made. And law abiding behavior strictly required. But citizenship? For that you’ve got to go through the normal, time-consuming channels, not just move yourself and your extended family here from anyplace.

  28. #276907
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm, rightisright said:

    Not sure Mr. Carey, but i believe Mr.
    Beckham(no soccer fan here) is a legal resident and Julio Vasquez serving time for murder, rape, bank robbery and auto theft will be deported for being an ILLEGAL ALIEN after serving his sentence.
    Hollywierdo’s it’s gotta be the water.

  29. #276910
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:52 pm, corona said:

    At least the guy is consistent – he’s a Libertarian, and talks like one.

    Meanwhile, for those who keep saying “A fence won’t work …”

  30. #276913
    On April 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm, threeCents said:

    There is a difference between legal and illegal immigration. Apparently, the distinction is lost on him. When many of one culture emigrate, there is less incentive to assimilate.

  31. #276935
    On April 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm, Pickle said:

    Shrug. Drew Carey is a libertarian. Libertarians, as a general rule, believe in the free, unfettered exchange of economic inputs, including labour, across international borders. And frankly, as long as there’s a security network in place to prevent known terrorists and criminals from entering the country, I for one see no problem with letting any labourers who want to, to work in America as legally documented guest workers.

    Not wasting resources trying to keep harmless unskilled labourers out is, in my opinion, one necessary means of reforming the system to make it better able to catch the real bad guys we don’t want in the country. Making the system more efficient will do more for America’s border security than any fence (which I also agree should be built).

  32. #276980
    On April 1st, 2008 at 1:46 pm, tgusa said:

    Vive la revolution! You want to see this class clowns future of America just come to LA. Take a good look this is your city of the future. It’s the same violent gang culture I have seen in Latin America for as long as I can remember. Can someone explain to me how the criminal gangs always end up running wild in Latino neighborhoods where are the good citizens willing to stand up and get rid of the gangs? You want a city where people are gunned down after a traffic accident, its already here. You want a city where there are over 100,000 gangsas to 7000 cops, we already have that. What will this guy have to say when bombs start going off like they do and have done all the time down in peaceful Latin America? Probably nothing, he will take off and leave the rest off us holding the bag. That’s the America we end up with if this guy gets his way we can see it happening already. His idiocy is dangerous, he’s an irresponsible adult, if you support any of these people in any way you might as well put a gun to your head its really not much different.

  33. #276987
    On April 1st, 2008 at 1:53 pm, Yiddish Steel said:

    I’d say the vast majority of Americans are very welcoming of immigrants, if they immigrate here LEGALLY, like my descendants did.

  34. #276998
    On April 1st, 2008 at 2:02 pm, DirkBelig said:

    Carey is being naive in this report because he isn’t factoring in the reconquista movement who seek to reclaim the American Southwest and restore it to its status as the north end of Mexico. Those near-rioters waving Mexican flags aren’t demanding the right to come and open Mexican restaurants, Drew.

  35. #277025
    On April 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm, thirteen28 said:

    I’ll make a deal with you Michelle – you tell me that Drew Carey is not a fat, stupid, no-talent dorkwad, and I’ll tell you he’s not joking.

  36. #277026
    On April 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm, thirteen28 said:

    Oops, meant that he IS joking.

    Doh!

  37. #277074
    On April 1st, 2008 at 3:02 pm, Conservatives R Us said:

    Well, that was a waste of time. Who isn’t open to legal immigration? Look at his brilliant co-star from his show, Craig Ferguson, he did it the legal way and is probably more pro American than many that were born here.
    Personally, I couldn’t give a hoot about Beckaman and his wife. The man played how many seconds of soccer for how much money? I don’t think he was worth it nor did it matter to me if they came here or not. I think the media hype was over the top for them.

    PS-Michelle, I think you are highly intelligent, but I don’t think “baddest” is an actual word.

  38. #277094
    On April 1st, 2008 at 3:22 pm, GaijinBob said:

    Notice his caveat at the end:
    We should welcome all peaceful immigrants.
    So can we deport or exclude the non-peaceful ones?

    sausage said:

    When do I get my hug then?

    Here you go.

  39. #277121
    On April 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm, bit_boy said:

    I like Drew Carey too, as a door stop. This carbon unit knows not the difference between legal and illegal. Is he perhaps pandering to the 20 million illegals in this country as TPIR viewers or perhaps this vacuum head is doing his improve of an April Fool.

  40. #277287
    On April 1st, 2008 at 7:47 pm, mdt said:

    Here’s another good one -
    http://numbersusa.com/news?ID=9872

    Bus drivers wanted…

  41. #277289
    On April 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pm, DBNinKY said:

    “…Australian-style points-based system to encourage skilled workers to migrate and keep out ones with little education and training. He has also imposed new taxes on overseas workers and made it harder to earn citizenship… .”

    At last, a Euro trend that doesn’t scare the pants off me; if only Pelosi and Reid could care enough about the country’s future to pick up on this idea, then maybe we’d get some meaningful immigration reform.

  42. #277356
    On April 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pm, tll said:

    I’m pretty sure Becks isn’t an immigrant. If he was, he could have been celebrating with the US team in Poland instead of losing to the French this past week.

    I think LA should have passed on Beckham and invested in a decent back line, you know, one that doesn’t let every midfield pass turn into a shot on goal. While I am aware this was supposed to be about illegal immigration, I needed to rant about that game for a bit. I now return you to your regularly scheduled rants:)

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