An Olympic-sized carbon footprint
How do you say “Gulfstream liberal hypocrisy” in Chinese? Crikey:
Angry protesters, riot police, mass demonstrations, arrests for disorderly conduct — it hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing for the Olympic-torch relay. If people are looking for another reason to be pissed at China, how about this: By the time this pyro parade is over, it will have produced about 11 million pounds of carbon emissions.
Robert Bidinotto lampoons the eco-sanctimony of the “Green” Olympics in China:
You’ve gotta love it. Turns out the upcoming Beijing Olympics — including that international, protest-marred parade of the Olympic torch — is already leaving behind ginormous “carbon footprints.”
“With Earthlab estimating that every gallon of jet fuel burned produces 23.88 pounds of CO2, the Olympic Torch Relay is adding about 11 million pounds of carbon to the atmosphere. That’s 5,500 tons.”
Quick, somebody! Where’s that fire extinguisher?
But it’s worse. Imagine what all the international travel to and from China will do to the lungs of poor, besieged Mother Earth! Then there are all those Olympics-facility construction projects, the transportation of endless supplies, the huge amount of electricity to heat this and cool that, the manufacturing of all the attendant uniforms, food, housing, medals, trinkets, and general Stuff…plus all those athletes excessively straining their Olympic-sized lungs, huffing and puffing gadzillions of (what? cubic liters?) of CO2 into our endangered atmosphere…
Why, it’s a climate catastrophe, I tell you — a CATASTROPHE.
You know, the hypocrisy of environmental scaremongers becomes more transparent every day. You never hear them suggest shutting down international travel to environmental conferences or to Politically Correct events (like this one), or dousing all the spotlights and banning all gas-guzzling limos from the Oscars or Emmy Awards, where they bestow their politicized prizes on the overstuffed likes of Mr. Gore (who arrives courtesy of private jet and limo, of course).
Maybe they’ll hold the medal ceremonies in the dark to offset the flame-induced carbon emissions.
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I thought Al Gore used an SUV to cross the street? Am I remembering that correctly? Was it a limo? Seems to me it was at one of the celebrations of his mockumentary about troof or something inconvenient like that? Boy! Talk about being inconvenienced?
Maybe they should try planting more plants. I hear tell that there is some scientific theory that says plants thrive on CO2 and emit (Gasp) Oxygen for us to breathe in return.
Thanks, I needed a laugh!
Off Topic How can we force the press and the police to tell us when a person is illegal? I’m getting so F’ing tired of the press covering up the legality of people like this. Chances are, given his age, that he’s leagal, but is he an anchor baby?
On Topic, SF found a flame they didn’t like?
I know, let’s hold the Olympics in one of the most polluted countries in the world! That’ll show how eco-conscious we are!
It’s time to get out the Goracle carbon credits!!!!!!!!!
Maybe The Goreacle™ will donate some carbon credits from his own company that he “buys” his own carbon credits from.
Good thing cardon is good for the planet!
Yeah, like an ethical Congress run by Democraps.
zorro,
That’ll leave a mark.
Cue trolls.
” Yeah, like an ethical Congress run by Democraps.” says zorro.
I wish it was only the Dems. Unfortunately the right (at least Repubs.) are also on the GW bandwagon. When we were in the majority we
couldwould not even pass ANWAR drilling, open the Gulf of Mexico, etc. I am afraid this train is out of control. It will be hell in a handbasket in another generation.You do know that Carbon Trading was dreamed up by Enron?
hahahhahahha, lol!
OT
Actually, I will be going to teach University level English in China soon. In my studies at least, I have found many “green” zones and organic farming in the province I will be living in.
I do not know that I will be able to let you know how true it is or not … at least from there, but I will certainly be posting it on my blog. (Not the one I am linked to here obviously and maybe I should change that)
However, while the larger cities certainly do seem to have some issues, there do appear to be some “eco-friendly” areas still around. Again, this is just what I have seen from reading about it and the whole story remains to be seen but it should be an interesting year.
PS My Anniversary is easy to remember … April One :”> But hey, this fool is still happy about it!
Now that’s funny, tks John I needed that.
“With Earthlab estimating that every gallon of jet fuel burned produces 23.88 pounds of CO2, the Olympic Torch Relay is adding about 11 million pounds of carbon to the atmosphere. That’s 5,500 tons.”
I don’t believe these figures, if a gallon of jet fuel weighs 8.5 lbs. as a liquid before it is burned, how can the CO2 portion of the fuel weigh 32.88 lbs after combustion. That seems like it would be physically impossible.
But it has been 36 years since HS physics class so i may be wrong.
““With Earthlab estimating that every gallon of jet fuel burned produces 23.88 pounds of CO2″
That number has to be high. A gallon of jet fuel (unburned) weighs approximately 7lb. For it to combust and yield that weight of CO2, the fuel would have to be almost completely carbon by weight, and 100% of that carbon would have to go into the formation of CO2 (but it doesn’t, some forms CO and other compounds as well). IIRC, by weight, jet fuel is about 15% Hydrogen.
Opps, I meant 23.88 lbs. Sorry
They should have the cyber Olympics, and use the old Nintendo “Track and Field” game and all those athletes can play from home and phone in their results
I may not be the brightest global warming bulb in the box but it’s hard for me to believe that a gallon of jet fuel weighing about 7 pounds can produce 23.88 pounds of CO2. Or am I mistaken and the laws of Physics don’t apply to Greenies?
take all the BS that congress shovels arround, as well as anything from any ‘information’ ministry that the Chi-Coms put out ought to give off enough methane to power the torch indefinitely ..
that using the eco weenie math..
not real math..
I’m confused by the jet fuel emissions data as well. I believe it is not a straight 23.88 lbs, but rather 23.88 pounds per unit of measure. However, I was only a Chem major for one year before switching to English, so I could not tell you what that unit would be.
I thought China and India were exempt from the Kyoto Protocols? All the developing countries get a pass on gross pollution while the developed countries get to bend over and pay their emission taxes to the useless idiots at the UN.
Thanks for the great laugh John!
Okay, this is just too rich and I cannot resist …
No they do not apparently. To be the brightest global warming bulb you have to be filled with environmental contaminants so that you can save on energy purchased from our enemies and polluting our atmosphere while we pay them in our currency. That energy you saved and the pollution created while making that energy can then be dedicated to powering your hybrid car (When you are not driving your SUV alone to attend events to show everyone how environmentally conscious and aware you are) You would also have to be a democrat or a green party member, believe that animals contribute more to the planet than people do and all sorts of other stuff that this is making my head hurt too much to understand … much less to write about in detail here.
Wow, being Conservative is so much easier. My Grampa taught me a long time ago that all I had to do was tell the truth and then I did not have to try to remember what lie I told who. If you do not understand green (il)logic or their inability to pay attention to details or rationalize facts … you are not alone my friend … you are not alone.
I am going to bed now. That one made my head hurt
I’m no scientist, but for all the talk about the environment, there is precious little actual science in the news. Agendas yes, politics yes, but science and math, hardly. I’d love to see real numbers, real discusssions. The last thing I saw on “Global Warming” was (ok, I should know better) on Larry King, where a former swimsuit contestant and present weather girl kept saying “It’s real Larry, it’s real” while Bill Nye “The Science Guy” kept shouting down an MIT Professor. The Prof was the only guy I was interested in, but he was polite, and couldn’t get a word in…
Being green doesn’t mean sitting at home doing nothing. It means finding ways to do the things you want to do without causing global warming. It’s a technology challenge the U S of A is fully up to.
On the CathayPacific FLYgreener website, they use a figure of 3.15kg of CO2 per kg of jetfuel. I think people are forgetting that it takes oxygen to combust fuel. I’m no chemist but if jetfuel is mostly carbon by weight (12:1 vs hydrogen), then CO2 >3x the weight of just the carbon atom (weight of oxygen vs carbon is 16:12). The extra weight is O2 being sucked into the jet engine intake.
Aviation fuels are primarily hydrocarbons – hydrigen and carbon; and pretty much only hydrogen and carbon.
Atomic weights:
Hydrogen: 1
Carbon: 12
Oxygen: 16
In burning, the hydrocabon reacts with oxygen (oxidation).
Two hydrogen atoms combine with one oxygen atom to form water (thus, H2O);
molecular weight: 18
Each carbon atom combines with two oxygen atoms (in a complete burn) to form carbon dioxide (CO2).
(If the burn is incomplete, the product is carbon monoxide – CO)
Molecular weight of carbon dioxide: 44
The ratio of hydrogen to carbon will vary a bit in various hydrocarbons, but it will generally be around 2 hydrogens for each carbon, meaning that carbon will make up 12/14, or 6/7, or approximately 86% of the weight of the hydrocarbon.
OK.
In a complete burn, one molecule of CO2 (molecular weight 44) is generated from each carbon atom (atomic weight 12).
The weight increase is 44/12, or 3.7x.
So, if a gallon of unburned jet fuel weighs about 7lb, 7lb x 3.7 (an unlikely 100% complete burn, but work with me!) would yield 25.9lb of CO2.
So, the 23.88lb of CO2 per 7lb gallon of jet fuel sounds very reasonable.
(College chemistry major, prior to attending med school.)
How do we balance that with the “global cooling”?
Arrgghh!!!
No working preview!
…hydrOgen, not hydrIgen!!
global or local, warm or cold, bs is bs – and we know from where it comes…
It means the Goracle’s efforts are paying off faster than anyone expected./sarc
We’re talking here about a host country that has a coal mine disaster every week.
The next thing will be outlawing Woks.
Thanks for cyphering that for us Granite, I looked on-line at the petro industry web sites and the listed the same emissions #’s but they didn’t explain the formula showing how they arrived at that number. It just sounded odd but it makes sense when you explain it.
madchef:
You bet.
Just an approximation, ‘course.
Also, gotta remember, the gallon of aviation fuel has .86 x 7lb = 6lb (and a bit of change) of carbon.
But, again, a plenty good enough approximation.
BTW, totochi in #28 also laid it out for us.
Global warming, global cooling. How 2007.
Visionary environmentalists must address the next emergent threat–global temperature flatlining.
To the barricades! Who’s with me?
granite,
I bow to your superior chemistry knowledge.
Anthropogenic global warming DOESN’T EXIST, therefore nothing I do can cause it. So it seems I’m plenty green already!
HeatherRadish said (#41):
Sometimes you have to act when there is not airtight proof (pun intended), only lots of evidence. That’s the case you make to got to war over sketchy evidence of WMDs.
Thanks Granite. I hate feeling stupid but it’s better than being wrong.
When you put it that way, it sounds almost like a
cultreligion..When Al Gore and his worshippers get the U.N. to ban all volcanoes and make it stick, along with methane bubbling in the oceans, then I’ll pay attention to human carbon emissions. Until then, I’ll use my car, electricity and my charcoal bbq to my heart’s content.
I’m puzzled by lgm’s post. Can he please show me a cause and effect relationship between any human activity and global temperature? Note: I did not say, show me a computer model. As one with advanced engineering degrees, I will tell you computer models are ONLY as good as the ASSUMPTIONS upon which they are based. To my knowledge of the subject, ?all? of the models upon which GW are based, ASSUME GW occurs. So duh – guess what result the models produce.
Seems to me like one great way to significantly reduce carbon output is to go nuclear for electrical power.
Comrade Fonda educated us in “The China Syndrome” so that we never destroy the earth inadvertantly.
conservativesRus said (#46):
The most prestigious and broadest base scientific organization in the US believes that humans are causing severe global warming. Yes, they use computer models. Scientists, the best in the US, have a better idea when to trust computer models and when not to.
By the way, CAT scans and MRI use computer modeling. Neither would work without computers.
Trying to compare CAT scans and MRI to prediction and analysis of global weather patterns?
You astound me lgm.
NASA is considered one of the leading scientific organizations in the US too, and they’ve admitted to numerous errors in recorded temperatures that these studies by the NRC were based on. Hell, NASA has lost probes to Mars because they didn’t make a conversion from metric to English measurements properly. The smartest of us make mistakes. . .and as the saying goes, “none of us is as dumb as all of us”.
Again, if the assumptions in the computer model are wrong, the output will be wrong. It doesn’t matter HOW many scientists you have working it, or how advanced the computer model.
#25
how the left debates is like how a moron (lgm) talks to someone in another language..
you speak louder and longer at the person..
Little Gray Matter.. #48
Are those the same computer models that when data from the 1960s and 1970s entered into it, it still showed the same prediction of severe global warming in the 1980s and 1990s? And is the computer code available to be checked out by anyone else?..
You should check out a few things that Julian L. Simon.. he was called the ‘Doomslayer’.. ‘Wired’ magazine (hardly a right of center publication) had a nice write up about him..
you might learn a thing or two.. but I’m not holding my breath..
as far as CO2 being at high levels.. expect high plant growth to set in soon to take care of that.. it how mother earth takes care of herself.. been doing that for QUITE some time, from what I’ve been told..
As long as there is power to gain and money to make, global warming will be with us, regardless of the facts. Many people think warming is something new. It isn’t. 1000 a.d. we had massive global warming. I noticed the polar bears survived just fine. In fact, that warming period was a boon to civilization. And no, Greenland isn’t called that, to attract viking “tourists” as some people have claimed. We then entered a global cooling period (a mini-ice age) that caused a lot of suffering. Climate changes all the time. We don’t need greedy, power-seeking people harping doom and gloom, to push their socialist ideas on us. El Nino and El Nina are examples too. It’s all the same. “We all going to die, send money”.
LGM – your “equating” the modeling of a CAT or MRI with that of temperature prediction shows a total lack of understanding of the subject matter. I’ll try to be very simple here: In one, they take “measurements of a signal” (or changes in that measurement) and then “build a 3-d mathematical model”. About the only thing that type of modeling has in common with any weather modeling is both use computers. Weather forecast modeling (whether for hurricane path prediction, tomorrow’s weather or global temperature forecasting) is much more of a finite element analysis problem. And you’ll notice how astoundingly accurate they are with predictions of tomorrow’s weather or the path’s of hurricanes.
That is not to say finite element analysis is inherently inaccurate. It isn’t. I have used it many many times as a tool in my career and accurately “predicted” behavior of something I was trying to design. It is though, ONLY as good as the assumptions upon which it is based.
IF .. one were to apply the statistical correlation model approach employed by the IPCC that led them to their so called ‘consensus’ that human CO2 causes global warming, you could easily ‘prove’ that drinking water causes cancer. It is impossible to disprove such a theory because everyone who gets cancer has drank water. The fact that the majority of people who drink water do not get cancer does nothing to disprove that theory anymore than the fact that there has been no further global warming in the last ten years does anything to disprove the theory that human CO2 causes global warming. In either case, the submitter of the theory need only declare that there are additional complex and ‘poorly understood’ factors still being studied that apparently affect the theoretical relationship, (as the IPCC clearly indicates within their most recent report for example). Therefore, be certain everyone that you run the risk of getting cancer if you continue to drink water every bit as much as you run the risk of causing global warming if you continue to emit CO2. But also be certain that if you stop drinking water, (in any form), you will not get cancer because you’ll be dead from dehydration. And such is the destiny of our economy if we let our government continue making policy based upon an Al Gore and Maurice Strong fantasy cooked up to make them both very rich. The lunacy must stop.
Indeed, and it makes my job harder. How are we environmental scientists and students supposed to reach out to people when they are all running around like ninnies?
I wonder how CO2 Burning Man puts out.
As long as we keep getting foreign scientists from Asia, Germany and the UK, you know, the ones who actually want to study in college and not replace the three Rs exclusively with tolerance and diversity.
We all know most American students are too lazy to study that in detail anyhow.