Hillary photo caption call: Take your best shot

By Michelle Malkin  •  April 13, 2008 09:22 PM

The entire photo series of Hillary knocking back shots at a bar with regular folks in Indiana transcends snort-worthiness. It has entered the realm of choke-worthiness. Go to Yahoo! News for all the pics.

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That’s not Absolut, is it?

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  1. #1
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:23 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    God, this is humiliating. The next time someone toasts “Here’s to Monica” I think I’ll gag.

  2. #2
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm, Mixer14 said:

    I wonder if Hillary’s new fondness for guns and liquor combined with her Hispandering will result in her doing ‘shots’ of ABOSLUT?

  3. #3
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:40 pm, anne said:

    enjoy that beer before California adds a .30 tax to it!

  4. #4
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:46 pm, OneofThem said:

    That was Bronko’s in Crown Point… a few hundred yards away from my house! Good thing I’m away at college in Minnesota! :o

    Another snort-worthy photo: http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1347/hillarybeerze8.jpg

  5. #5
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:54 pm, ajmontana said:

    Shot’s Fired! Duck and Run!

  6. #6
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:55 pm, pwadams said:

    “I said, I’M SOOOOOO DRUNK!”

  7. #7
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:58 pm, rcool487 said:

    “Hmm…Maybe I can get some of Obama’s “young vote” if I drink with them!”

    No, you can’t. We hate you. :)

  8. #8
    On April 13th, 2008 at 9:59 pm, zorro said:

    “Here’s mud in your eyes”.

  9. #9
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    I shouldn’t have had so many of these on that trip to Tuzla!

  10. #10
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm, SHoward said:

    Finally, a true story about a Hill and a Shot….

  11. #11
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:11 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Mixer14 said:
    I wonder if Hillary’s new fondness for guns and liquor…

    I normally would be uneasy with the mixing of guns & liquor, but in this case I guess it’s OK…

  12. #12
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm, SHoward said:

    Do these qualify as sniper fire?
    Depends on teh definition of the words shot and fire….

  13. #13
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:16 pm, Mookie said:

    Crown Royal with an Old Style chaser. The official drink of Cubs fans everywhere.

  14. #14
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm, capitano said:

    A shot every time Obama says “Hope” or “Change”?

    Quick — somebody turn off that TV or at least change it from MSNBC, or I swear I’ll do my Ted Kennedy impression.

  15. #15
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:27 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    “I pulled them draft Old Styles, and then I asked the senator if she wanted a shot of Crown Royal,” bartender Russ Panning said. “She said ‘Sure.’ and she drank both drinks.”

    Gag a maggot, Old Style, that’s nasty, but that’s Hillary.

  16. #16
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:35 pm, Larry L. Sharp said:

    If she gets drunk enough will she start telling the truth?

  17. #17
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:37 pm, Defector01 said:

    TO RAISING TAXES ON ALL YOU DUMB JOE SIXPACKS OUT THERE!

  18. #18
    On April 13th, 2008 at 10:38 pm, Wethal said:

    The first thing that came to mind at the sight of the picture of Hillary raising a beer stein was:

    Ein Reich. Ein Volk. Ein Fuhrer.

    Liberal fascism indeed. Jonah Goldberg was right.

  19. #19
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:05 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    It may be pandering, but it looked as if she has done this before. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this style of drinking was perfected during the Monica thing.
    Prost Hill!

  20. #20
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:20 pm, Thomas R. said:

    That’s It Lady, You’re Cut Off !
    I know that was only your first shot, but you’re already starting to scare the other customers.

  21. #21
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:23 pm, Thomas R. said:

    Barkeep, another round of Mad Dog 20/20 for my new friends !!!

  22. #22
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Wethal re: #18… “Ein Reich. Ein Volk. Ein Fuhrer.”

    Naaaaaw, Ein Reich. Ein Volk. Ein Fuhrer. There is absolutely no nationalism connected with her socialism… just a desperate lust for power.

  23. #23
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:30 pm, Thomas R. said:

    …Love on the Rocks, Ain’t no big surprise…Just pour me a driiiiink, and I’ll tell you some lies…

  24. #24
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:38 pm, Thomas R. said:

    Give me another….and leave the bottle.

  25. #25
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:39 pm, secondsight said:

    Obama has pissed off everyone between the two coasts and I have Proof!

  26. #26
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:45 pm, fluffy said:

    Anyone remember the Schaeffer jingle?

    Clinton o/` is the o/` one President to have
    when you’re having more than one!

  27. #27
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:53 pm, shooter said:

    A black guy, a pant suit, and a hero walk into a bar…..

  28. #28
    On April 13th, 2008 at 11:56 pm, ammo john said:

    “I’m so hungry I could drink my own earwax!”

    “If I drink enough of these, I won’t misspeak as often.”

    “This should get Elton’s taste out of my mouth. Or his boyfriend’s.”

  29. #29
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:00 am, DirkBelig said:

    * Hillary Clinton encounters more shots than she did in Bosnia.

    * Sure, she’ll be able to take that call at 3 a.m.

    * Later, like most rural voters, Hillary may be clinging to something and it will involve invoking the Lord’s name.

  30. #30
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:01 am, shooter said:

    “This is how I change from my black southern gospel voice to my middle America voice.”

    “I’ll get drunk then pose for MY OWN SNOBwear coffee cup.”

    from the guy ” Damn, she’s gonna drink it all ….again”

    Lady, that does NOT sound like a duck call.

    whaadya looking up there for, the joke is you lady.

  31. #31
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:02 am, tanksoldier said:

    “Bill wants another intern.”

  32. #32
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:18 am, Speakup said:

    Don Corleone: Why did you go to the police? Why didn’t you come to me first?
    Bonasera: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.
    Don Corleone: What is that?
    [Bonasera gets up and whispers in the Don's ear]
    Don Corleone: That I cannot do.
    Bonasera: I’ll give you anything you ask.
    Don Corleone: We’ve known each other for many years but this is the first time you’ve ever come to me for counsel or for help. I can’t remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is Godmother to your only child. But, let’s be frank here. You never wanted my friendship and you were afraid to be in my debt.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068646/quotes

  33. #33
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am, Doctor Hook said:

    “Bitter, just like I’ll be after I lose.”

  34. #34
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am, Tantor said:

    The only thing scarier than a drunken Hillary is a sober one.

    And I’d have to go on one hell of a drinking binge before Hillary looks good to me at last call.

  35. #35
    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:25 am, WisCon said:

    “This reminds of the time I was at Oktoberfest during WWII, dodging artillery fire.”

  36. #36
    On April 14th, 2008 at 1:01 am, TomB said:

    It’s 3AM and the president needs a drink.

    Not just any drink, a really potent drink. The kind you could use to clean paintbrushes.

    Who do you want to take that drink? Someone who looks good and speaks well, or someone who visited Ireland while someone else was bringing an end to hostilities?

    Hillary: ready to get totally pasted from day one.

  37. #37
    On April 14th, 2008 at 1:46 am, its vintage duh said:

    “Glaciers Gone Wild!”

  38. #38
    On April 14th, 2008 at 2:04 am, graysonret said:

    Personally, I love Black Russians with Absolut. Well, here’s to the minority vote!

  39. #39
    On April 14th, 2008 at 2:59 am, poteen said:

    “Hey Bill, Take me to bed or lose me forever!”

  40. #40
    On April 14th, 2008 at 3:13 am, nyc123me said:

    Meh.. I don’t see any issue here to be honest.. she’s having a drink in a bar, so what?

  41. #41
    On April 14th, 2008 at 4:33 am, graysonret said:

    Nyc123me, We’re having a bit of fun. I know it’s Monday..groan…but smile anyway.

  42. #42
    On April 14th, 2008 at 5:10 am, bit_boy said:
  43. #43
    On April 14th, 2008 at 5:15 am, graysonret said:

    Reminds me of the Mercer song…”One for My Baby (and One More for the Road).”

  44. #44
    On April 14th, 2008 at 5:41 am, islandman78 said:

    “A pint of bitter, please. Oh, hell, bring me the whole pitcher! Obama brews the best bitter. It leaves me rejuvenated.”

    Someone get her a cab! Did she misunderstand the 3am call as last call for alcohol?

  45. #45
    On April 14th, 2008 at 6:47 am, ajmontana said:

    I wonder if she drank enough to make Oblahma look good.

  46. #46
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:02 am, maine yankee said:

    ” LET THEM EAT TACOS’

  47. #47
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:11 am, Rip Ford said:
  48. #48
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:15 am, terrig said:

    Okay,I always thought that if you’re handed a shot of whiskey and a beer, you’re supposed to throw the shot glass in the beer for a boilermaker and drink it up? Just wondering because that’s the way I was taught having grown up outside Chicago (NW Indiana) myself.

  49. #49
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:20 am, gridlock said:

    GUY ON THE RIGHT: No, Baby… It’s me who has to knock back a few quick ones before Closing Time…

  50. #50
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:22 am, crushliberalism said:

    Here’s to 2012…bottoms up!

  51. #51
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:26 am, DaveC said:

    On April 14th, 2008 at 12:00 am, DirkBelig said:

    * Hillary Clinton encounters more shots than she did in Bosnia.

    my vote..

  52. #52
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:42 am, TexasTiger said:

    “Hey, Agent Jones. Get me the number of that hot chick in the corner.”

  53. #53
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:52 am, TexasTiger said:

    Ah ABSOLUT and Miller Lite! Where I’m from in Chicago Arkansas Chappaqua Crown Point, they call this a Quiltin’ Queen!

  54. #54
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:57 am, nyc123me said:

    ok then, I can play..

    “and apparently Monica was like this, and then her dress got stained..”

  55. #55
    On April 14th, 2008 at 7:57 am, TexasTiger said:

    On April 14th, 2008 at 6:47 am, ajmontana said:

    I wonder if she drank enough to make Oblahma look good.

    Depends on how many White Kenyans she’d have to down.

    ****************************************************
    Ingredients:

    1 oz. Kahlua™ or other coffee-flavored liqueur
    1 oz. vodka cow’s blood
    Milk

    Preparation:

    1. Fill bucket glass with ice.
    2. Add vodka blood and Kahlua™.
    3. Top off with milk.

  56. #56
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am, MagicalPat said:

    “Quick! Get a picture of this. I need a new excuse the next time I say something stupid.”

  57. #57
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am, nyc123me said:

    ~charades at the bar~
    hillary: “ok, guess who I am”
    man: “monica lewinsky?”

  58. #58
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:10 am, Rip Ford said:

    “Is this what Bill meant when he said I always look better after a few beers?”

  59. #59
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:15 am, cabrerski said:

    …and another thing (hic)…not only can I drink any man under the table, I can prove that mine is bigger…

  60. #60
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:19 am, TexasTiger said:

    Photo caption:

    Sweet fancy Moses! She has multiple rows of serrated teeth along the edges of her upper and lower jaws!

  61. #61
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:20 am, TexasTiger said:

    Photo caption:

    Summon my flying monkey escorts!

  62. #62
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:24 am, figetyfiggs said:

    Hmmm, let’s see: a beer hall, a possible superdelegate putsch, and her slogan of “One People, one Village, one Leader.” Is history repeating itself?

  63. #63
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:31 am, cbwv99 said:

    Bitter beer face.

  64. #64
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am, windbag said:

    I can find plenty of things to criticize Hillary for, but this isn’t one of them.

  65. #65
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am, RedDog said:

    Ah sheeesh, ah nebber wanned to be preshident anyway! Here’s to Sir … waddever his name is, the mountain guy momma named me after. I got his vote!

  66. #66
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:46 am, dan708 said:

    “Is this organic whiskey?”

  67. #67
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am, Lindsay said:

    I hope wet T-shirt contests are not next!

  68. #68
    On April 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am, Craig said:

    The Shot Heard Round the World!

  69. #69
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:00 am, TexasTiger said:

    Maybe a Bright Light?
    Posted by Windbag on Wednesday, September 19, 2007 3:41:31 AM

    Is it remotely possible that the Democrats will pull out all the stops and absolutely annihilate each other in order to win the nomination? Will they dredge up the dirt they can find on each other and rip to shreds each other’s talking points? Will they self-destruct? One can only hope.

    Well played! You’re getting your wish.

    BTW, we’re not criticizing Clint♂n–that’s Oh!b♥m♥’s gig. We’re mocking her transparency.

  70. #70
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:02 am, Desdenova said:

    We need a leader, not someone who gives in to peer presure.

  71. #71
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:09 am, whm3113 said:

    How long will it be before she is sitting on a metal chair in a circle, in a church basement, telling stories of lost weekends?

  72. #72
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:12 am, captivated_dem said:

    Arrrgh! Split the booty!

  73. #73
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am, gunslingerpatriot said:

    “My name is Hill and I am a friend of Bill W.”

    GSP

  74. #74
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:39 am, Larraby said:

    Hillary downing beers and a shot is so phony that it is preposterous. She is a charter member of the brie and chablis crowd. It was almost as phony as Hillary saying she and her dad went down to the shooting range when she was a kid. Rest assured, Hillary Clinton has never opened a page of Guns & Ammo. I much preferred Mike Dukakis who said I am a snob who likes belgian endives and if you don’t like me, don’t vote for me. At least Dukakis was not a phony.

  75. #75
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:47 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Shrill knocking a few back is reminiscent of BO bowling. They are both poor examples of trying to be like us middle class folk. You want to impress us all Shrill and BO? Move into a 1,700 square foot home and struggle to pay your taxes as you watch politicians talk about raising them. Then you will understand why the middle class has a tendency to throw back a few.

    must.go.puke.now

    Shrill: Bottoms up.

    Dude in background: Please, no.

  76. #76
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am, St. Louis Blue said:

    I hear from so many people who tell me that the glass is half empty!

  77. #77
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:52 am, HarryStar said:

    What do you mean, Obama ordered me a shot of Hemlock??

  78. #78
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:56 am, Stewed Hamm said:

    Milwaukee Mike said:

    It may be pandering, but it looked as if she has done this before.

    If you had to put up with Bill for 30-odd years, you’d drink heavily too. That notwithstanding, something this phony ought to have the word “comprehensive” in front of it.

  79. #79
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:57 am, gypsykajak said:

    the press love for barrack, would drive anyone to drink!

  80. #80
    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:58 am, taylork said:

    She took that shot like a pro. Bill must have driven her to the bottle during monicagate.

  81. #81
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am, ponytaildissenter said:

    I still can feel your pain, give me another one.

  82. #82
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am, Thomas R. said:

    She’s a two at ten,
    and a ten at two.

  83. #83
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am, Mr. Lietuva said:

    It’s 3:00 am…the phone is ringing, America needs a leader. The phone keeps ringing and ringing…where’s our Superhero, Hillary to save the day? Oh yeah, drunk at the bar gain…more Absolut anybody…lol

  84. #84
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:06 am, Seabee40 said:

    better cut her off now before she is dancing on tables taking her clothes off. YUCK!!!!!!!!

  85. #85
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am, tropicalwave12 said:

    Hillary Clinton seen here chugging a few brewskis and being one of the boys. An unidentified source, calling herself Butch was later quoted saying “I actually saw her scratching herself and then she joined a spitting contest. I’m in love”

  86. #86
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    No tip for the barkeep. Typical

  87. #87
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am, eeyore said:

    Look, this is not white wine like my oppo-o-o-nent would be drinking!!

  88. #88
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    She’s a two at ten,
    and a ten at two.

    Thomas R.,

    What are you drinking? I’ll have some of dat! Anything that can make Srill a ten has got to cure cancer!

  89. #89
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am, DelosWorld said:

    Can I get me a drinkin’ license here?

  90. #90
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:14 am, sam.i.am said:

    An avid hunter, Hillary Clinton demonstrates her duck call to a stunned bar patron in Crown Point, Indiana.

  91. #91
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:22 am, DBNinKY said:

    On April 14th, 2008 at 9:56 am, Stewed Hamm said:

    Milwaukee Mike said:

    It may be pandering, but it looked as if she has done this before.

    If you had to put up with Bill for 30-odd years, you’d drink heavily too.

    Ain’t that the truth! Now we know what keeps that marriage going – and it isn’t love and forgiveness alone.

  92. #92
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:24 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    I stand corrected. $ left at bar AND did you see how quickly the barman snatched her shot glass? I’m sure he had the prescience of mind that this could net something on EBAY. Not like a stained blue dress, but something.

  93. #93
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:25 am, Wade said:

    Here’s to You
    And here’s to me
    In hopes we never disagree
    But if by chance
    We disagree
    F you and here’s to me

  94. #94
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:33 am, Tetrachromatic said:

    “I LEARNED THIS MOVE FROM TED KENNEDY!”

  95. #95
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:34 am, uffdaubet said:

    ‘Twas a cold winter’s evening,
    the guest were all leaving.
    Obama was closing the bar.
    When he turned and he said
    to the lady in red,
    “Get out you can’t where you are”.

    She shed a big tear
    in her bucket of beer,
    as she thought of the cold night ahead,
    when out of the rain stepped gentle McCain and these are the words that he said.

    Her mother never told her
    the things a young girl should know.
    About the ways of Rhodes scholar rakes,
    and how they come and go.

    Now age has taken her beauty,
    and sin has left its sad scare.
    WHAT A GASH
    So remember your former first lady, boys
    and let her sleep under the bar.

  96. #96
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am, steveegg said:

    “This initiation thing is getting out of hand.”

  97. #97
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am, kenbmm said:

    “Oh God. The things I have to do to convince these inbreeds to vote for me.”

  98. #98
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am, dpt said:

    Geez…and Sen. Clinton’s campaign is up in arms over Sen.Obama’s condescending view of middle America?

  99. #99
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:44 am, cicerokid said:

    Cayote ugly!

  100. #100
    On April 14th, 2008 at 10:48 am, cicerokid said:

    The beer has the better head of the two…

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