Speaking of which, when is Michelle Malkin going to make Baby #3?

Not that it matters, of course. They have the money, so have at it! Just don’t think you can lecture me because I want a tomato that comes from the other side of the river.

“…extolling the benefits of organic and locally-grown food.”

Why are these “greenies” always trying to cram organic and lo-grown foods down our throats?

Haven’t they already made starvation a real enough possibility for much of the third world’s populations, with their push for bio-fuels and wildlife reserve land grabs – do they have to do it to us too with organic farming?

For example: Instead of producing food crops that can efficiently feed many, thanks to applications of proven safe chemical fertilizers and insecticides, organic farmers prefer to use animal dung to produce crops that are so small and malformed (due to a lack of fertilizers and bug repellents) in comparison to their commercially grown counterparts, they [the crops] can barely feed a family of four.

And as for locally grown crops, if you can trust that the plant seedlings were not germinated in someone’s recently used chamber pot and watered using emptied anti-freeze containers, then have at them. But excuse me if, in the name of being green, I choose not to subject my family to such dubious food products.

Melting polar ice cools ocean currents which in turn circulate around the globe and cause global temperatures to drop.

But it never occurred to this person to ask an obvious question. If global temperatures are dropping, what is causing the ice to melt faster than normal?

I guess we’ll find out if his theory is true once all the polar ice has melted and global temperatures begin to rise unabated. If not, and we really are headed toward a new ice age, I guess we’ll have to thank Al Gore and Sting for their giant carbon footprints. They might have helped keep the earth a millionth of a degree warmer. I can see them now asking us all to burn more coal and increase our carbon footprints to warm the earth – Not!

LOL, I know what you mean. I’m all like “My new SHARED apartment comes with a FULL BATH. I can soak in the tub now!”

Seven houses. Un-freakin-believable. I don’t really get having 2 of them. Why can’t rich folk rent or time share like others do when they need to travel. I mean, I get that they are rich and want to love high-class, but there are mansions and castles all over the world that can be RENTED for a duration.

Somebody needs to check out Oprah, Madonna and all the rest. Those b*tches have houses on every continent. Practically.

Boring.