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The Michelle Obama-patented subject-changer

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 1, 2008 02:59 PM

In a pickle with your spouse over laundry you neglected to do or trash you forgot to take out?

Looking for an easy way to wriggle out of a tough spot with your boss?

Never fear. Michelle Obama is here with her new patented subject-changer:

“You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

Worked like a charm yesterday during her softball interview with NBC’s Meredith Viera:

MEREDITH VIEIRA: Michelle, do you feel that the Reverend Wright betrayed your husband?

MICHELLE OBAMA: I think Barack has spoken so clearly and eloquently about this.

MEREDITH VIEIRA: But do you personally feel that the Reverend Wright…

MICHELLE OBAMA: You know what I think Meredith? I think we gotta move forward. You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids. You know, it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education.

I can see it now:

- Homeowners under water in heated discussions with their banks:

“You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

- Speeders arguing with traffic cops:

“You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

You know when Michelle really should have used that line? When she was sitting in church with her kids sometime over the last 20 years listening to Jeremiah Wright “conversing” about his standard litany of grievances against America.

***

Ed Morrissey has more on the Obamas’ Today Show appearance.

Tom Maguire gladly changes the subject…to Bill Ayers.

Har.

Snort.

Whoa! These poll results from Indiana are not helping the Obamas’ kids.

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  1. #1
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:03 pm, bloghooligan said:

    i saw that. honestly, not answering the question was more of an answer than she could have articulated.

    and actually this conversation does help the kids.

    PS, why has no one asked Barack or Michelle what “middleclassness” is any why his former-Pastor-current-mentor and his current-church are against it?

  2. #2
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:04 pm, brooklyn red said:

    yes, but what about everyone else’s kids?

    Elitist!

  3. #3
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:04 pm, flyovercountry said:

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone so self-absorbed as this woman…

  4. #4
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:05 pm, Brian72 said:

    That’s not new. Anyone remember Bill Clinton in a debate saying some thing like:

    No political attack…{bites lip} ever fed a hungry child.

  5. #5
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:05 pm, tropicalwave12 said:

    This would be laughable if I didn’t find it so dispicable.

  6. #6
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm, amerpun said:

    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    Because if we keep talking about it, daddy won’t be president.

  7. #7
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm, dejack said:

    No. But sitting in a pew listening to this ranting madman spew racism, hate and wacky conspiracy theories….how good was that for your kids?

  8. #8
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm, rike101 said:

    Can you imagine 4 or 8 years of that?

  9. #9
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm, tropicalwave12 said:

    OH I know, I know… “If she can’t take the heat… (all together now) STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!

  10. #10
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm, Jeddite said:

    ~300,000,000 American citizens, but only 2 who really matter to Michelle Obama?

  11. #11
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    Yeah, you remember her kids? The ones she referred to when she was talking about how tough it was to make 10,000 dollar expenditures on them for something totally stupid, I don’t recall what specifically.

  12. #12
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:08 pm, sgcwi said:

    barbie dolls coming home to roost
    skg

  13. #13
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm, Boomer said:

    Keep talking honey! Keep talking! The more we see of this America hating shrew the more it will drive away the super delegates to the camp of “she who must not be named.” Sadly the wife and I have found we are almost rooting for her to win the nomination. We can’t believe it either, what an election year this has turned into.

  14. #14
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm, sambo said:

    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    Actually it will help her kids if it keeps their daddy out of the white house.

  15. #15
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm, boomer55 said:

    Did sitting in that chuch,listening to all that hate help your kids.Pitiful.

  16. #16
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm, BrianNY said:

    Michelle Obama said:

    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    But subjecting your kids to 10 years of Jeremiah Wright’s racist sermons did?

    Very poor judgment, Ms. Obama. And not my kind of America, that’s for sure.

  17. #17
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:12 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    You know what I think Meredith? I think we gotta move forward. You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids. You know, it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education.

    What does that even mean?

    Are all politicians (or their spouses) implanted with a chip that prevents them from answering a question directly, honestly, and openly?

    Looking for an easy way to wriggle out of a tough spot with your boss?

    Yeah, I’ll try that and let you know how my new-found freetime is working out… :lol:

  18. #18
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:12 pm, letget said:

    I would guess mo handlers told her to answer any question with the ‘kids’ thing. Better than a cackle hc does when she is asked a question she doesn’t want to answer. Actually mo and jw are a hoot cratering bho. Just let them talk how they both feel.
    L

  19. #19
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    You know, as I was reading this post, my boss walked in and asked why I wasn’t focusing on my work (to put it very mildly). I told him that “this discussion wasn’t helping my kids”.
    He stopped talking, turned around and left my office.
    I think this really works!

  20. #20
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:14 pm, abstractmind said:

    I dont think Mrs Obama would know something good for kids, hers or mine, if it walked up with a marching band, dressed in a clown suit with flashing neon lights, and smacked her in the face with a cricket bat.

    But just remember…now she’s at least proud of America! /sarc off

  21. #21
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:14 pm, BrianNY said:

    From Michelle Obama’s Wikipedia entry:

    The couple’s first date was to the Spike Lee movie Do the Right Thing.

    “Do The Wright Thing!”

    Only in Chicago kids, only in Chicago.

  22. #22
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:14 pm, Trunk Monkey said:

    The new title of killer of campaigns goes to Michelle Obama… Move over Theresa Heinz Kerry

  23. #23
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:16 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    In other words MEREDITH, IF YOU DARE TO ASK ME AGAIN I’M GOING TO BURST INTO FLAMES!!!!!!!!

    Now why don’t we discuss how evil all evil republicans are, since of course WE ALL know the real evil is that which the evil republicans foist upon US.

    See you in church Mrs Obama….

  24. #24
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:17 pm, Tennyson said:

    I would leave a clever comment but frankly I don’t see how this conversation helps my kids.

  25. #25
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:17 pm, Joe Green said:

    “Wright church, Wrong Peew!”

  26. #26
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:20 pm, RaisedRight said:

    Well, by all means, a candidate’s wife who is taking interviews shouldn’t discuss any relevant political issues facing her husband if she doesn’t deem it “helpful to her kids.”

    And never mind Barack’s political race, how does Michelle Obama the mother and church-goer feel after learning for the first time in 20 years of acquaintance that Wright is a racist?

  27. #27
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:20 pm, JohnS said:

    Boy is this woman dragging down Obama’s chances or what? Of course this doesn’t help the kids, especially your kids who were forced to listen to this racist windbag every Sunday! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!

  28. #28
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:22 pm, flyovercountry said:

    Michelle (Malkin I mean):

    This blog is not helping my kids!

  29. #29
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:22 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I read and send links of these Obama threads to my kids. It sure does help! There are at least 5 votes he will not get!

    On the flip side. The RNC is having a hard time raising money. Our conservations are not helping them out. They would have to be listening!

  30. #30
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm, Misscheryl said:

    I had an employee evaluation today..well, I WAS going to have one but I told my boss that it didn’t help children out there who need an education. He agreed so we called it off.

  31. #31
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm, ajmontana said:

    If she’s First Lady material then I’m King Tut.

  32. #32
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm, sambo said:

    it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education.

    I pray she’s not talking about religious education!

  33. #33
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm, wise_man said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:07 pm, rike101 said: Can you imagine 4 or 8 years of that?

    That and more. I would rather we not find out.

  34. #34
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm, ThackerAgency said:

    You know when Michelle really should have used that line? When she was sitting in church with her kids sometime over the last 20 years listening to Jeremiah Wright “conversing” about his standard litany of grievances against America.

    Bingo.

  35. #35
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:31 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    All hail PRINCE AJ

  36. #36
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:31 pm, mymanpotsandpans said:

    it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education

    Superdelegate Sponge Bob Square Pants could not be squeezed for comment

  37. #37
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm, englishqueen01 said:

    If she’s First Lady material then I’m King Tut.

    All I can hear in my head is “How’d you get so funky…” (Don’t know what that mens? Here ‘ya go.)

  38. #38
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:35 pm, tre said:

    Lemme see here, she can bad-mouth President Bush, the USA, John McCain, and we bitter, Christian gun-owners all she pleases.
    But when someone starts pointing out her and Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s faults she starts hiding behind her children.

    And they think they should lead the country?

  39. #39
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:35 pm, Dkian said:

    Can the common non-sequitur really be patented?

  40. #40
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:36 pm, ajmontana said:

    Ha! eq, that brings back some memories… :lol:

  41. #41
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:39 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Ya know, she is starting to make me like Hillary…

  42. #42
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:41 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    On the flip side. The RNC is having a hard time raising money. Our conservations are not helping them out. They would have to be listening!

    That can’t be Wright, I sent a donation to the North Carolina GOP.

    Oh,… you meant the Senator McCain wing, …. dosen’t he have his own donor list?

  43. #43
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:41 pm, cpodug said:

    Surprised that someone so obviously young and naive as EQ would remember that - not surprised about you, though, aj.

    My excuse is that I’m an old fart geezer.

  44. #44
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm, max said:

    Way the lay the gums into her Meredith!

  45. #45
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:47 pm, Irish Rose said:

    It doesn’t help her children, eh?

    You know when Michelle really should have used that line? When she was sitting in church with her kids sometime over the last 20 years listening to Jeremiah Wright “conversing” about his standard litany of grievances against America.

    Slam dunk, Michelle… spot on!

    Mrs. Obama is using her children to shield her husbands’ damaged reputation now? Nice. What a sterling example of motherhood.

    Somebody in the Obama camp should tell that woman to sit down, reign it in, and STFU.

    Mrs. Obama:

    You sat in church listening to rabid, racist hate preaching for 20 years, Madame… 20 years! And you’ve exposed your children to that same vile, racist hatred for ten years.

    You’ve poisoned the minds of your own progeny and used them as props in the game of politics… and we’re suppose to believe now that you’re a dedicated Christian mother who has the best interest of her children in mind?Puhleeze.

    You and your husband are absolutely without excuse, Madame.

    Stop using your children as props… your husband is running for the office of POTUS, he should be capable of defending his politics without having to hide behind his children.

    Yeesh, I cringe when I think of this woman serving as our First Lady… cringe, I tell you.

  46. #46
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm, trappedinnj said:

    Just like I want my children to see my pastor acting out Bill Clinton “riding dirty”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMWfQl_Qeg&NR=1

  47. #47
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm, wise_man said:

    Between “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.” and “Why can’t I just eat my waffle”, they’ve just got an answer for every uncomfortable question they don’t want to answer.

  48. #48
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm, RaisedRight said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm, englishqueen01 said:
    All I can hear in my head is “How’d you get so funky…”

    Ha! I love that. My parents had that song on a 45 in our juke box. I have to admit english queen, I think we’re the same age and I’m surprised you know it. Go figure.

  49. #49
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    lgm, why are you such an idiot?

    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    I couldn’t resist!

  50. #50
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm, SPCOlympics said:

    The more she speaks, the more apparent it is that she’s very selfish and elitist.

    The thing is she doesn’t even realize it.

    I have a feeling if she gets into the White House, she will implicitly declare herself Queen (ala Leona Helmsley) and there is going to be a huge turn over in staff. Many will be let go, and the rest will flee.

  51. #51
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:53 pm, babbledabble said:

    Mr. & Mrs. Slick, greasier than Slick Willie.

  52. #52
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm, Irish Rose said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm, wise_man said:

    Between “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.” and “Why can’t I just eat my waffle”, they’ve just got an answer for every uncomfortable question they don’t want to answer.

    Change, indeed… looks like the same old politi-crap to me.

  53. #53
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm, undrseige247 said:

    A response worthy of a “true” First Lady. Such a common touch this woman has…

  54. #54
    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:58 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    Just like with the S-CHIP program, Democrats hide behind their children.

    Note to Ms. Obama: Your husband is running for “President of the United States,” not King of the Obama Household.

    I don’t give a rat’s ass about your kids.

    You husband wants to take money out of my pocket and give it to someone else.
    What about my kids?

    If you can’t stand the heat, go back to your million-dollar mansion and work as a “community diversity coordinator” and try to scrape by on a mere $350,000 a year, not counting book royalties.

  55. #55
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm, vickisoup said:

    Just what this country does NOT need: Another two lawyers (nee “liars”) in the White House! :roll:

  56. #56
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:03 pm, Misscheryl said:

    It’s incredible the attitude these two exude - as though they are doing us a favor!

  57. #57
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm, jsr said:

    You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.

    I think this should become our standard response to the all comments by lgm.

  58. #58
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:05 pm, CleanGuy said:

    Yeah, but what happens if her husband is elected president, will she be into policy making AKA Hillary was with Bill? Is America ready for another “strong” First Lady like this? Or a strong “First Gentleman” in as in Bill, for that matter?

  59. #59
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm, RedRepub said:

    You know, it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education.

    Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! “us”?? Did she say “looking for us”??? As in her and BO?? So she will be co-president?? Who does that sound like??

  60. #60
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm, dreid said:

    “You know, for the fist time in my life, I am proud that this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

  61. #61
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:08 pm, RedRepub said:

    Between “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.” and “Why can’t I just eat my waffle”, they’ve just got an answer for every uncomfortable question they don’t want to answer.

    My friend asked me why I wasn’t at wrestling practice last week. I said “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”. The excuse didn’t work since we were at a pizza joint.

  62. #62
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:11 pm, GOPGin said:

    I don’t have kids, so, you know, this conversation doesn’t help my dog.

  63. #63
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:15 pm, RaisedRight said:

    You know, this conversation doesn’t help me eat my waffle.

  64. #64
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:17 pm, ajmontana said:

    Obama’s kid’s were out looking for their inflatable piggy and were unavailable for comment.

  65. #65
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:18 pm, Jim M. said:

    Every time I hear Michelle Obama speak, I hear the echo of Jeremiah Wright. While her hubby may have denounced Wright, she has refused to do the same. And that’s because she have drunk deeply from the well of black liberation theology. She believes as Wright does, that the US is “mean”, oppressive and is run by the rich white folk.

    I got the distinct impression that she is actually angry at Barak for lashing out against Wright. She wants all to move on so she does not get into a situation where she has to honestly answer the Wright question. She takes exception to having to address these types of issues, since she so generously has agreed to share Barak with all of America. How dare we question her? In her mind, the issues BO faces are purely and simply the result of racism and not related to any legitimate concern over his character, integrity or credibility.

  66. #66
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:21 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:11 pm, GOPGin said:
    I don’t have kids, so, you know, this conversation doesn’t help my dog.

    That is just too freakin funny!!! :lol:

  67. #67
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm, wighttrasch said:

    We don’t have kids….hmmmm

    ‘You know, this conversation is not helping my mid-life crisis’

    or

    ‘You know, this conversation is not helping my, um, diarrhea.’

  68. #68
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:27 pm, av8tr said:

    You know, I don’t see how this conversation helps keep my waffle from tasting bitter. Maybe I’ll just grab my gun and go to church.

  69. #69
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:28 pm, emjem24 said:

    Yeah, those darn pesky questions are such “bitter” pills to swallow, aren’t they Michelle? :-(

  70. #70
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Jim M. said:

    “You know, I have been cursed with children, and this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    There. MUCH better!

  71. #71
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm, dm60462 said:

    An ordinary black woman from Chicago’s South Side.

    Meanwhile, just 5 hours ago, 3 men broke into a woman’s home here on the South Side of Chicago (Obama’s home turf), demanded money and shot her. Thanks to Obama and his gun grabbing, she was unable to legally arm herself. His family, however, spent the day traveling with a phalanx of armed guards. Perhaps she can watch televised versions of Michele’s lofty platitudes from her bed at Christ Hospital in Oak Lawn.

  72. #72
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm, Misscheryl said:

    Next question…”Have you help Obama and Michelle’s kids today?”

  73. #73
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Jim M. said:
    “You know, I have been cursed with children, and this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    ROFLMBO

    This just keeps getting better!

  74. #74
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:43 pm, Mojamaiko said:

    MO is the classic Affirmative Action beneficiary/pusher baby …

    She is a wondrous paradigm of those second- and third-tier talent Mau-Mauers who have over the past few decades successfully manipulated corporate, academic and public entity flak-atchers into granting them unmerited first tier status by leveraging their loudly blandished race and gender features.

    The ones who have perfected the system- exploitative Victimology art of, “I demand, therefore I deserve!”

    The second tier ones are those like MO with sufficient adequacy to be aware of their inadequacy, and therefore resent the systems that by enforcing granted entrees also thereby confirm their patent insufficiency.

    MO now bleats vindicated anger at the constant putdowns by “them” of her academic aspirations, yet one need only read her stupefyingly illiterate and incoherent Princeton senior thesis to suspect there may have been reason for such youthful counsel.

    As an affirmative action hire into a top law firm, she again proves she may Mau-Mau entry into an otherwise inaccessible entity, but glaring legal inadequacy cannot support her retention through obligatory partnership status.

    The ne plus ultra certification of her underlying unworthiness to first-table status, of course, is that she is ultimately successfully deposited as chief flak-catcher for Chicago’s most elite academic/medical provider institution … apparently in truthy recognition that the only talent she truly has, and has provenly honed, is that of being a numbah-one Mau-Mauer.

    No wonder the Anger Baby is such an angry babe! Wouldn’t you be, if you were just smart enough to know, your whole life, that you were not smart enough?

  75. #75
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:51 pm, JonR said:

    Anyone that votes for the Obama co-presidency is out of their minds! I never thought that I would see the day that I would feel that H. Clinton was the lesser of two evils but thanks to these socialist/elitist Obamas, I do now!

  76. #76
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:51 pm, itzWicks said:

    Wow.. I wonder if we could apply that subject changer to the MSM and the Far Left?

    The only way I’d ever want Michelle Obama in the White House would be with a badge that said “Visitor’s Pass.”

  77. #77
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:52 pm, wighttrasch said:

    And did Viera take her stupid pills? Why-oh-why do these talking heads never ask the right questions (i.e. the ones we ask)?!

  78. #78
    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:53 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    I think of Obama getting upset that Wright wasn’t showing him the concern he should. Or that, even though his grandmother loved him more than anything, he still had to throw her under the bus. I mean, between the two of them, the self-absorption and entitlement is palpable. It really is all about them. Their social programs to help others are about them too, to show what wonderful people they are. I’m getting angry and bitter about this. Somebody pass me a bible!

  79. #79
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm, TanyaB said:

    Good catch RedRepub. I hadn’t noticed that!! Sure enough, she is expecting to be Mrs. President.

    Lord deliver us!!!!!!!!

  80. #80
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:01 pm, tgusa said:

    Listening to it Sunday after Sunday was one thing, however, talking about it is just too much to bear it will leave a bad taste in your mouth. So let me get this straight they brought their kids to that Socioracist church of the eternally blamin whitey for the message but now that others are asking about the message it’s not helping her kids? Leftists, do they ever think about the things that come out of their mouths?

  81. #81
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:03 pm, terristeelmagnolia said:

    *giggling*
    My husband and I just read this post together and we are just cracking up…

    you really are a genius…

    you have such a quick and sharp mind…

    We LOVE your blog..
    my husband has your blog downloaded
    (or is it uploaded)
    to his Amazon Kindle…

    We love you, you’re great….

  82. #82
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:12 pm, GOPGin said:

    Thanks Soap!

    But in all seriousness, I think we gotta move forward. You know, this conversation doesn’t help our dogs. You know, it doesn’t help dogs out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund leg humping education.

    Ask not what your Obama can do for you, ask what you can do for your Obama’s kids.

  83. #83
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:12 pm, sclawstudent said:

    I just love how logical fallacies have been transformed into not only an acceptable, but an irrebutable artform by the MSM and the slick career politicians who’s boots they lick.

  84. #84
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:13 pm, tgusa said:

    Hillary has the testicle lock box Michelle has the wood chipper and she used it just watch when they are together. I keep waiting for BHO to raise his hand for Michelle’s permission to ask a question.

  85. #85
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm, Paul-Cincy said:

    tgusa said:
    Leftists, do they ever think about the things that come out of their mouths?

    No they don’t. They seem to utterly lack the ability of self-reflection. And if you quote what they’ve said in the past, that is unfair and downright evil to do. You can quote me on that.

  86. #86
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Mrs. O, we want to make you a VP.

    Honestly, I don’t see how this helps my kids.

    It includes a huge salary increase.

    GD$^% America, now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. (In her best Hillary Clinton imitation black person imitation.)

  87. #87
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:21 pm, rooster said:

    Sadly, I think Michelle Obama will become the new Al Sharpton when Barracks goes down in flames.

  88. #88
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:29 pm, geminicontender said:

    I’ve never liked her from the beginning and I can say that I still do not like her…..or him.

  89. #89
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:49 pm, cicerokid said:

    My daughter thought that conversation didn’t help her bunny.

  90. #90
    On May 1st, 2008 at 5:52 pm, dzimm said:

    Sorry, Ms. Malkin - reading your blog everyday doesn’t help my kids - Can I change the subject now ?

  91. #91
    On May 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm, Conservatives R Us said:

    But taking your kids to THAT “church”, helped your kids, huh Mrs. Obama? And your husband would allow it to not help ANY kids, with his pro abortion stand.
    Please take that woman away!

  92. #92
    On May 1st, 2008 at 6:56 pm, old trooper said:

    Affirmative Action is their pathway to opportuntty thar You paid for.

    Gratitude Your Ass!, They Hate You and they are ENTITLED. You owe these racist, marxist race baiters a living now!

    Get Used to It!

  93. #93
    On May 1st, 2008 at 7:06 pm, BOB said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm, Boomer said:
    Keep talking honey! Keep talking! The more we see of this America hating shrew the more it will drive away the super delegates to the camp of “she who must not be named.” Sadly the wife and I have found we are almost rooting for her to win the nomination. We can’t believe it either, what an election year this has turned into.

    I know what you mean. It’s the desire to remove the possiblity of an Obama presidency as soon as possible, then worry about Hillary and/or McCain.

  94. #94
    On May 1st, 2008 at 7:09 pm, Jim M. said:

    Perhaps this has already been answered, but does Michelle Obama’s association with Trinity Church go back further than Barak’s?

    It seems everyone just assumes she and her hubby joined at the same time. But she is a native of Chicago, and has implied that she has been a life long Christian. If so, what church did she belong to before?

    If she and her family were members of Trinity before Barak joined, she would have been exposed to “Wright’s Wrants” for the better part of her life. And such a long period of indoctrination would explain the fact that she literally drips with disdain when it comes to the US.

    Anyone know?

  95. #95
    On May 1st, 2008 at 7:38 pm, terrig said:

    Jim M, I was wondering the same thing myself. It seems to me everytime she opens her pie hole, I now think of Rev Wright.

  96. #96
    On May 1st, 2008 at 7:54 pm, Locke_Demosthenes said:

    I just can’t imagine the conceit, the arrogance, the melagomania that is required for her to say what she does.

    To put it in a less-judgemental way, (the way the Obama’s like it - when it comes to them):

    She’s more arrogant than I am.

    If that doesn’t make you laugh or soil yourself in fear of the power she may yield, I don’t know what will.

  97. #97
    On May 1st, 2008 at 8:29 pm, purealchemy said:

    It’s a terrorist tactic, use your children as human shields. She and Barack sure like to hang with terrorists of all nationalities, do they not?
    Didn’t she understand that she was probably asked to appear on that show because of that particular controversy?

  98. #98
    On May 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm, dj said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:06 pm, RedRepub said:
    You know, it doesn’t help kids out there who are looking for us to make decisions and choices about how we’re going to better fund education.
    Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! “us”?? Did she say “looking for us”??? As in her and BO?? So she will be co-president?? Who does that sound like??

    Funny you should say that, RedRepub…last night I saw Chris Rock at Madison Square Garden, and while he is completely in the tank for BO, he did say that no black woman would stay in the background, and indicated it would definitely be a two-fer. Other than the politics, he was hilarious most of the night, but the funniest thing he said was that BO was qualified.

    There’s always truth in humor, but none of this is funny.

  99. #99
    On May 1st, 2008 at 8:46 pm, shooter said:

    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    UN-FRICKIN BELIEVABLE.
    NOW she starts to think about what her kids hear????

    Michelle obama and bh obama….
    They really are the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, selfish, self-centered arrogant, ungrateful, un-syncretic, irascible, pusillanimous, turgid, pompous asses in this country today!

    (I would go on but they don’t deserve anymore ink or time.)

    DFS, go get the kids out of that environment

  100. #100
    On May 1st, 2008 at 9:10 pm, GaMidnightRider said:

    You know when Michelle really should have used that line? When she was sitting in church with her kids sometime over the last 20 years listening to Jeremiah Wright “conversing” about his standard litany of grievances against America.

    AMEN MM AMEN.. If she really cared about her kids she would not have subjected them to hate speech.

  101. #101
    On May 1st, 2008 at 10:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”.

    There.

  102. #102
    On May 1st, 2008 at 10:25 pm, scottthong said:

    Illegal alien shoots cop; defends his actions as justified because the cop was being ‘racist’.

    The cop was black.

    http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/05/illegal_alien_j.html

    It is RACIST to shoot at a black man!!! Where’s Obama? Where’s Wright and Farrakhan and Sharpton and Jackson?

  103. #103
    On May 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm, chris3cube said:

    You know when Michelle really should have used that line? When she was sitting in church with her kids sometime over the last 20 years listening to Jeremiah Wright “conversing” about his standard litany of grievances against America.

    Can you please, in the future, give a beverage drinking warning prior to a body-blow sentence like that(coffee spewed on my monitor doesn’t help my kids).
    D*mn… it’s like M.Obama accidently pitched a slow underhand truthball, and Michelle M. used her laptop to hammer it out of the park.

  104. #104
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 am, Micheleeroo said:

    Michelle, you are sooooo right that Michelle Obama should have used that line during the 100’s of Jeremiah Wright sermons her kids sat through. Now THAT would be something.

    It cannot be helpful to kids in the black community to be told how horrible this country is and how they can’t get a fair shake, blah blah blah. Do they think Tiger Woods got fed all that yah-yah when he was growing up?? No way. His dad was telling him he could achieve; that he could be the best. That the world was his, if he just worked toward the goal of being the best. And look what that produced—an exceptional person with exceptional abilities borne out of desire and hard work. Every kid in America of every color ought to be talked to like that every day. Words matter. Life and death truly IS in the power of the tongue. Black liberation theology is poison “and really isn’t helping the kids.”

  105. #105
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 am, Micheleeroo said:

    ..or she could do the classic Billy Clinton number: “You know, this conversation won’t feed ONE hungry child”….et al

  106. #106
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 2:50 am, Micheleeroo said:

    ….or she could combine TWO famous Obama lines, like this: “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids eat their waffles.”

  107. #107
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 6:27 am, TMoney said:

    If she is so worried about her kids, perhaps she should consider the position of POTUS - 24/7 - surrounded by Secret Service, constantly on guard against kidnapping and assasination. Does she believe that will be good for the kids?

    Something else that is not good for the children is to see their parents waffle, lie and pander.

  108. #108
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 am, gunslingerpatriot said:

    This conversation didn’t help my:
    Bowling game
    VW Jetta
    Loss of job
    Final exams
    or my sense of humor!

    GSP :P

  109. #109
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 8:16 am, BOB said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 8:46 pm, shooter said:
    “You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”
    UN-FRICKIN BELIEVABLE.
    NOW she starts to think about what her kids hear????

    Michelle obama and bh obama….
    They really are the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, selfish, self-centered arrogant, ungrateful, un-syncretic, irascible, pusillanimous, turgid, pompous asses in this country today!

    (I would go on but they don’t deserve anymore ink or time.)

    Their only apparent purpose for existing is to make the Clintons look good by comparison.

  110. #110
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 10:14 am, Laree said:

    We have been discussing the Trinity Church situation via the Obamas attendence on Imus Times and Imus Truth, we can’t figure out if Michelle Obama was already a congregant when she married Barack Obama and he joined her church I mean it would make sense for her to want to get married in the church she attended and Barack didn’t have a religious background…what is Michelle Obama’s maiden name and was she already a member? Is she responsible for Barack Obama sitting in the pew for 20 years? It would explain somethings especially her statements about the U.S.A.

  111. #111
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 am, sambo said:

    On May 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Jim M. said:
    “You know, I have been cursedpunished with children, and this conversation doesn’t help my kids.”

    I thought we should go ahead and use B HO’s words.

  112. #112
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am, henryinga said:

    Could it be that her children didn’t know daddy had been thrown under their school bus, and they might find out watching this interwiew?

  113. #113
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 am, henryinga said:

    Watching this interview? There fixed it.

  114. #114
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 11:39 am, old trooper said:

    They are worthless. Racist, Marxist and Elite. And of course ENTITLED!

  115. #115
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 11:54 am, Dan Lee said:

    Wright is pretty bad, but the Ayers association is even more disturbing..

    The Obama campaign is currently counting their blessings that people are focused on the good Reverend.. Wait until people get back to bomber boy Bill Avers, like I have in my story linked up above.

    Eventually the Obamites won’t be able to mitigate that one.. His campaign donor, co-board member, & terrorist friend, should be in federal prison. He took money from him either knowing that, or not knowing that. Either way, it makes him to ignorant for the job.

    ~Dan Lee

  116. #116
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm, Jakntea said:

    BO keeps saying that he never heard any of those sermons, but nobody asks the question of whether MO was there when he was away on “official business” according to his calendar.

    I also agree that she seems to wear the pants in this family, and he, like other men before him, goes along with whatever his wife says to keep the peace.

    From what I have seen, I think he went to this church for 20 years because he needed the “street cred” in the black community, but she went because she agreed with the views of the church.

    So he is either lying, ignorant, clueless, hen-pecked, or a combination of the above. Either way, he should NOT be this close to running this great country!

    And nothing that comes out of these people’s mouths will do ANYTHING to help my kids!

  117. #117
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm, lachellie said:

    I couldn’t get the Ed Morrissey video link to work so went to NBC News and watched video . . . and after the “gotta move forward” comment by MO, the interview goes onto the next question, leaving out the “it’s not helping my kids” comments.

    Selective editing or what?

  118. #118
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm, taylork said:

    oh come on, can’t she just eat her waffle?

  119. #119
    On May 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm, Larraby said:

    Michelle Obama doesn’t have to worry about “funding education”. She worked for the country club blue blood law firm of Sidley & Austin as did Barack and just coincidentally so did Bernadine Dohrn (Bill Ayers wifey). That firm just happens to represent large insurance companies, large pharmaceutical companies and large corporations. This is not a firm where any of its lawyers have to worry about affording education for their kiddies.
    Michelle Obama is Ivy League and country club inside and out. She has no clue about having to worry about things like buying a new washing machine.
    But her first instinct, like that of any limosuine liberal, is to call for increased government spending for any and all issues. Maybe all that arugula and the Whole Foods diet is doing something to the brain.

  120. #120
    On May 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm, libocrat said:

    I’ve never seen someone comment on this before but here goes.
    Michelle Obama Princeton and Harvard.
    Barack Obama Columbia and Harvard.
    4 Ivy league degrees between them including 2 J.D.’s.

    How is effing POSSIBLE that NEITHER of them NOTICED the freakin’ loon that ran THEIR CHURCH????????

    Are you dry shaving me??? NEITHER of these 2 GENIUSES, noticed something a little freaky going on??
    Neither??

    Ooooooop, this conversation isn’t paying for my childrens piano lessons.

  121. #121
    On May 3rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm, limmo said:

    Meredith shouldn’t have missed a beat. Her next question should have been. Now that you mention your kids, I’ve been wanting to ask you if you took them to church with you most Sundays to hear Rev. Wright preach? If so, have they come to agree with Rev. Wright’s black liberation theology approach to religion and do they support his position that the US created aids to kill black people? Finally, would you say it helped your kids to hear phrases like ‘God Damn America,’ and ‘The United States of KKK?’

  122. #122
    On May 5th, 2008 at 9:59 am, Misscheryl said:

    This calls for a new T-shirt

  123. #123
    On May 5th, 2008 at 2:09 pm, JennyBea said:

    The problem is they think they can dictate the conversation. They like to sit and say that this issue is not important, and we need to move on…but it IS important to the people- or else we wouldn’t be talking about it!!

    One of these days the politicians need to wake up and figure out that they aren’t running anything. They work for us, and they do not dictate what people make issues out of. The people do. It is their job to convey exactly how they feel about the issue.

    It is not their job to say that we’re not going to talk about this anymore because they don’t see the need to. It’ll be talked about as long as people choose to…not Michelle. (As if she’s so damned special anyway. She’s a nobody like her husband who wouldn’t be where he was if it were’t a politically correct candidate. But hey, thank CNN for picking him.)

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