Comments on: Coconut-cracking tips for Hillary Clinton

By: floridaobserver

floridaobserver — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:02:26 +0000

How about her not knowing how to use the coffee machine. What a couple of losers.

By: americangrunthog

americangrunthog — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:37:01 +0000

woops… my math isn’t much better. 19 X 2 = 38… Oh well, I am a knuckledragger. But at least I check my own work. And they still missed the answer by 12.

By: americangrunthog

americangrunthog — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:35:52 +0000

How does a high school diploma, bachelors degree, and a JD times 2 equal 50 years?

(12+4+3) =(19) X (2) = 34

HS + BS + JD (x) Bill and Hill = 34

Maybe they need remedial math….. unless they repeated a few courses.

That explains a lot about how they look at economic policy, actually.

all you money / all our socialist goals = budget

By: TMoney

TMoney — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:29:32 +0000

I like to use a 7mm Remington Magnum at 100 yards. Great fun, but a little expensive to only find a few pieces.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:22:47 +0000

Well Hillary, at least you can donate it to Barack so he can improve his Bowling score.

By: Vntnrse

Vntnrse — Sun, 04 May 2008 06:10:46 +0000

MMMmmmmmm!!!!! Chicken Kelaguen!!!

Oh yeah! Back to Hillary…right… right…..she lies so much she can’t remember when she told the truth last!

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Sun, 04 May 2008 04:58:51 +0000

The other lady with the angry vagina!

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Sun, 04 May 2008 04:58:12 +0000

“A lot of her girlfriends’ mothers loved it when they double dated because there was a guy with a gun in the front seat.”

Yeah, disarm everyone else though.

And yes, I can see the First Lady and the kid at Whole Foods picking up a coconut – but have you seen the price lately?

I’m surprised errant sniper fire didn’t crack it open. Or the lady with the angry vagina.

By: AlabamaMama

AlabamaMama — Sun, 04 May 2008 04:19:37 +0000

We didn’t know how to open a coconut the first time we got one, either. It took about 12 seconds of contemplation before we came up with “Let’s try a machete.” Worked perfectly. If we didn’t have a machete, I’m absolutely positive our next idea would have involved a large kitchen knife. Remind me again why she’s supposedly “the smartest woman in the world?”

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Sun, 04 May 2008 00:13:48 +0000

Ah now, c’mon Michelle…she was obviously laying some groundwork for Guam

Everyone knows you can make Chicken Kelaguen without coconut.

By: Boomer

Boomer — Sat, 03 May 2008 23:55:37 +0000

Back in my flying days we used the crash axe from a KC-135A when flying around some of the tropical islands in the Pacific. Piece of cake! I was able to visit some exotic spots like Wake Island, Guam, and the every popular Diego Garcia (middle of nowhere Indian Ocean before women were allowed on the island).

By: Billy Mays

Billy Mays — Sat, 03 May 2008 23:31:13 +0000

ALL YOU NEED TO OPEN A COCONUT IS A TIRE IRON. USE THE POINTY END TO STRIP OFF THE HUSK AND THEN SMACK IT WITH THE BAR TO CRACK IT OPEN.

(THE BACK OF A VERY LARGE KNIFE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING TO USE TO CRACK OPEN THE HARD BROWN SHELL)

By: Tennessee Dave

Tennessee Dave — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:40:44 +0000

“Bill and I, between us, had 50 years of education but we could not get the coconut open.

This proves, without a doubt, that all the education in the world sometimes won’t make you smarter than a coconut.
I bet Brazil nuts are also smarter than the Cintons.

By: cicerokid

cicerokid — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:08:42 +0000

Never saw a coconut? Poor sheltered child.

By: Cicero

Cicero — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:02:08 +0000

Knowing the Clintons’ m.o., Hillary probably called Andrews Air Force Base and ordered a General to get out of bed to come over and crack the coconut.