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“Breaking news video:” Journalists ogle Obama

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 9, 2008 03:44 PM

You know, when I read about this CNN video via Allahpundit yesterday, I threw up a little in my mouth. The clip of female journalists on a plane moaning as they watch Barack Obama talking on a cell phone was actually filed under “breaking news video” on the CNN website with the caption, “Obama in jeans: Sen. Barack Obama surprises the press corps by wearing jeans.”

Now, the video’s on YouTube. And it really should have a content warning advising viewers to watch it only on a completely empty stomach. Several members of the press corps yell at an agent to “sit down” because she’s obstructing their view. They giggle and sigh “You’re killing us” as he straddles across a row of seats and they furiously click away on their cameras.

Kneepads, ladies?

This is CNN.

UPDATE (See-Dubya): Compare, contrast.

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  1. #1
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, terrig said:

    This reminds me of the time President Clinton was giving some speech and that Claire Shipman looked like she was having an begins with “o” (well you get it, not sure if it’s a banable word).
    This is really a joke.

  2. #2
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Joy said:

    This election cycle is turning me into a sideways bobblehead doll. Just so much to walk around shaking my head at…

    We hood, we vot’n, tho-initup. Yikes.

  3. #3
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm, cpodug said:

    Wonder if the FAA approved this - it’s against the law to use a cell phone on an aircraft in flight. Or maybe it was another photo op on the ground. Either way, bad publicity. *gag*

  4. #4
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Meet your new President, elected on how he looks in Jeans. I hope the heads of Iran, North Korea and al Qaeda are all gay.

  5. #5
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, undrseige247 said:

    Larry Flynt was unavailable for comment.

  6. #6
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, sonofdy said:

    Could the media be more fawning and biased?

  7. #7
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, mistressjustice said:

    You know you want him. I’m sure lots of you will be taking your laptops to bed with you.

  8. #8
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, GOPGin said:

    Of my numerous pet-peeves, grown women giggling like schoolgirls is among the top 3.

  9. #9
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, behiker said:

    I thought this was a presidential election, not American Idol.

  10. #10
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, khan said:

    Reminds me of Paula Zahn who, if you’ll recall, was so upset over the sound of a zipper and “just a little sexy” in a promo for her because it objectified her. Then she gushes over John Kerry in a wetsuit and how turned on she was.

  11. #11
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:57 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Sooo, why is Michelle (O, that is) sooo angry… ? ;)

  12. #12
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:58 pm, libocrat said:

    I saw those jeans. They weren’t “Chic”, they said “SNOB” on the pocket.

  13. #13
    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm, Buckaroo said:

    to echo some of the HA commenters — the press corp can swoon all they want; b.o. just provided the OTHER 98% of the voting public this year’s “windsurfing” pic …

  14. #14
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, JT said:

    Disgusting

  15. #15
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:01 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Gag me with a spoon.

  16. #16
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, jeffshultz said:

    Michelle better be keeping a good leash on Barry…

  17. #17
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:04 pm, brooklyn red said:

    On the other hand, this must scare the crap outta ill young kim.

  18. #18
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I saw those jeans. They weren’t “Chic”, they said “SNOB” on the pocket.

    At first I thought they were Diesel, but they’re actually Hybrid. But I don’t care what the label says, I’m betting they’ve seen their share of gas.

  19. #19
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm, abstractmind said:

    On May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, mistressjustice said:
    You know you want him to go away. I’m sure lots of you will be taking your laptops barfbags to bed with you.

    There, fixed :)

  20. #20
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, Misscheryl said:

    jeeze - he’s a revolting man

  21. #21
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, Jeddite said:

    He is the easiest candidate on the eyes :P

  22. #22
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Michelle better be keeping a good leash on Barry…

    Maybe that’s why she’s so crabby. She also sees him as a young JFK…if Katie Couric sings Happy Birthday to him on TV I’m leaving the room.

  23. #23
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, rambler said:

    Gag me!

  24. #24
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, max said:

    good thing it’s almost Happy Hour, I really need to wash that little bit of vomit that just came up in my mouth… (and for the “i’m just sayin” file: I suspect these would be the same gaggle of female journos that would shriek “sexual harassment” at the mere perception of an ogle from one of their male superiors…)

  25. #25
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm, undrseige247 said:

    This is as bad when Al Gore stuffed the front of his pants for the cover of Rolling Stone. These people have too many promiscuous foibles to be taken seriously.

  26. #26
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm, changer1701 said:

    Geez…somehow, I’m not surprised. That’s the American press, folks!

  27. #27
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm, nyc123me said:

    Pathetic. The average IQ in the US must be depressingly low.

  28. #28
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm, Buckaroo said:

    “Michelle better be keeping a good leash on Barry”

    why? wouldn’t him cheating on her HELP him in the whole “judgement” argument?
    :-) :-)

  29. #29
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, Buckaroo said:

    # 27 nyc

    um, please don’t extrapolate the idiocy of network “journalists” into the general population …

  30. #30
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    His posing looks as phony as the models in Macy’s Sunday circular. No real person stands like that talking on the cell phone.

    It’s so phony that in my mind’s eye, I have a vision of BHO in that same pose re-clothed in some cheesy plaid bellbottoms and an orange double-knit shirt from a 1970 Spiegel’s catalog. Now that’s Presidential.

  31. #31
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm, Bismarck said:

    Is it possible for the MSM to become any shallower?

  32. #32
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:19 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Applications for interns are now being accepted, preference to cigar aficionados.

  33. #33
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:20 pm, Misscheryl said:

    Jeddite said:
    He is the easiest candidate on the eyes

    eeeeewwwwww

  34. #34
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm, jenmom said:

    All I can say is, what a bunch of idiots.

  35. #35
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm, lgm said:

    Maureen Dowd supported bush over Gore in 2000 because she thought he had a better package. She wasn’t talking about economics.

  36. #36
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, max said:

    I’m not gay (you’ll have to tak emy word)… but even with my straight goggles on I still don’t get what’s all the hooplah about Barry’s “dreamy” good looks. (c’mom gals, he’s no JFK!) I dunno, maybe more like cross between Prince Charles and that kid from Different Strokes?

  37. #37
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Paging.. Monica Lewinski to the front..Monica Lewinski to the Front please….

    The candidate NEEDS you….

  38. #38
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    so a scrawny, big eared, really ugly guy is being fawned over…. and his lips look like a mortician did his make up…… but… CNN loves him. But then, I always thought Clinton looked like a big ninny.

  39. #39
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:27 pm, John Ansell said:

    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, jeffshultz said:
    Michelle better be keeping a good leash on Barry…

    Oh, That just smacks of a photo shop with the Abu Ghraib picture with the chick with the guy on the leash. LOL

  40. #40
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm, hatelibs said:

    Remember supposedly a lot of women found Slick Willy attractive. I have never met a woman who agreed but that was the mantra.
    Now we have big ears Obama and he’s being labeled as a heartthrob and that is enough qualification to be elected POTUS. This country is finished.

  41. #41
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm, love2rumba said:

    Well this is the reason why Obama will get votes…women fantasize about having him as THEIR lover..they are not looking at who should lead-and they can’t get the two concepts straight.

  42. #42
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm, mymanpotsandpans said:

    The average IQ in the US must be depressingly low.

    Why did you slander my country, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my country, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my country, you piece of filth?

  43. #43
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm, BadIdeaGuy said:

    “You’re killing us…” … distracting us from the ongoing research and critical thought we’re putting into our stories about you.

    But I guess the press has a first amendment right to be shallow.

  44. #44
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:36 pm, chapoutier said:

    I am a little surprised not one of you here has made the obvious joke.

    Shame on you all for making me, an Obama supporter, do it.

    N.B. when you click the link, scroll down to #18.

  45. #45
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm, libocrat said:

    I think it’s Michelle Obama that needs a leash.

    Ruff ruff.

  46. #46
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm, Regulus said:

    I don’t recall who said it, but there was a telling observation I read once which stated, “American journalists don’t see their role as informing the electorate, but to get the democrat past the electorate.”

    Anyone wondering why Senator Hopenchange has his own kind of “press pass” - i.e., why he escapes any kind of real scrutiny or difficult questioning by the “reporters” assigned to his campaign - need only watch this video.

    Donkeys - and their media proxies - don’t want a serious candidate. They want a “Rock Star.” They want to be starry-eyed groupies, hoping for a chance to get backstage and hurl their panties at the guy (or if they’re male, they want to “feel a tingle up their leg” - ugh).

    Michelle Obama had better watch out. These “journalists” would probably poison whatever she’s drinking these days — just for the opportunity to elbow, kick, scratch, claw and pull each other’s hair to see which one of them can be first in line to have the Messiah’s baby.

  47. #47
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm, libocrat said:

    Regulus, the Democrat Party want a Socialist puppet. The media is just aiding them.

  48. #48
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm, DagneyT said:

    For some strange reason, my sound didn’t work. From other comments, it’s something I should be thankful for?

    I have always hated going to those “girl things” where they have male stripper. It’s embarrassing to see so many of my sex turn into mindless idiots. This appears to be similar in tone.

  49. #49
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm, cicerokid said:

    Poise
    Elegance
    Bathing suit competition? Are we running a presidential primary or a beauty contest?

  50. #50
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    Reporter: “Barack, how do you do it? Your coolness..your vibe?”

    BHO: “Well, it’s simply a tool. While some folks are embittered and cling to their guns and religion, other more erudite folks pine for a President who can respond to their deepest needs. And so, in the service of my country, I am committed to using this natural tool of mine to fulfill the needs of my constituents.”

    Reporter: ::faints::

  51. #51
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:48 pm, LarryD said:

    Some time ago, I envisioned an anti-Obama ad. It would just show head-on, Obama supporters listening to a vacuous Obama speech, with the title:

    “Come join the cult.”

    Sounds like it’s still a good ad.

  52. #52
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm, Misscheryl said:

    Michelle Obama had better watch out. These “journalists” would probably poison whatever she’s drinking these days — just for the opportunity to elbow, kick, scratch, claw and pull each other’s hair to see which one of them can be first in line to have the Messiah’s baby.

    Promise you! And no one will convince me he wasn’t struttin for the camera knowing full well what was up there. I doubt he has the strength of character to turn it down.

  53. #53
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, cicerokid said:

    I can hear Barry White in the background…

  54. #54
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm, libocrat said:

    I’ll give him Miss Congeniality.
    But kissing him is like licking an ashtray.

  55. #55
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm, mymanpotsandpans said:

    I am a little surprised not one of you here has made the obvious joke.
    Shame on you all for making me, an Obama supporter, do it.

    You’re smart, we’re dumb; recurring theme. Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth?

  56. #56
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, av8tr said:

    Regulus - my thoughts exactly. Those aren’t journalists - they’re groupies.

    Look, this guy is a rock star to them, flashing his crotch down the aisle at them. He knew what he was doing and they were clearly and audibly having multiple obamagasms.

    How can any thinking person believe these “reporters” are unbiased?

  57. #57
    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm, chapoutier said:

    You’re smart, we’re dumb; recurring theme. Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth? Why did you slander my online community, you piece of filth?

    Um….uh….what the hell is your issue?

    Step away from the ledge dude.

  58. #58
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm, max said:

    I am a little surprised not one of you here has made the obvious joke.
    Shame on you all for making me, an Obama supporter, do it.

    you mean like a joke but not funny?

  59. #59
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm, Buckaroo said:

    # 57

    i’m pretty sure the issue is the fact you actually support this shifty, sleazy, marxist …

  60. #60
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm, Joy said:

    B. Hussein is NOT attractive. Neither was John Big Hair Kerry or Gore or Clinton. What lib women find attractive is just ewwww.

  61. #61
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm, greenfairie said:

    FoxNews cans a producer because she told John McCain she voted for him, but I’m sure nothing will happen to the CNN reporterettes enjoying a Chippendales show with Obama.

  62. #62
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm, undrseige247 said:

    nyc123me said:

    The average IQ in the US must be depressingly low.

    What’s that say about your country putz?
    Lol.

  63. #63
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:18 pm, hadsil said:

    Does this mean I have permission to swoon over Hillary now? May I comment on her looks and appreciate her cleavage?

    Vote Obama, the real Mr. Big!

  64. #64
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm, docflash said:

    I thought he was going to say,”Excuse me while I whip this out”.

  65. #65
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, Buckaroo said:

    “appreciate her cleavage”

    um, doesn’t she have to have some to appreciate it?

  66. #66
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, Jiobaobubai said:

    Does he actually put his foot on the arm rest of a seat, where other people’s hands rest?

    That’s a bit rude.

    Oh wait, I forgot - no one else matters.

  67. #67
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm, chapoutier said:

    Boy, everyone is just full of good humor.

    I try to make a joke at my candidate’s expense and one which a) segues nicely with the thread topic and b) I am guessing segues nicely with the opinion re: Obama of the majority of posters here and look what I get…

    (stifling my tears)

    You are hurting my self-esteem.

  68. #68
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:24 pm, Buckaroo said:

    # 67

    it would appear suck.it.up. might apply here ….

  69. #69
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, libocrat said:

    Lib women find your money going to their constituents attractive.

  70. #70
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm, henryinga said:

    If this wasn’t such a serious time in our country’s life, the way the media swoons over this marxists believer, would be comical.They are so dense between the ears, they can’t see what a threat to the country he is. I’m hoping someone finds an anidote for the cool aid before November, and the people supporting him snaps out of it.

  71. #71
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm, Boomer said:

    From what I’ve seen from the media as they fawn over Obama Lama Ding Dong not much of a surprise. Maybe some of these http://www.opticsplanet.net/picture-1-blackhawk-hellstorm-advanced-tactical-knee-pads-v-2.html will help the poor ladies out.

  72. #72
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, David Segal said:

    Let’s not forget Commander Codpiece on the deck of the Missouri.

    Mission Accomplished!

  73. #73
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm, djandrew said:

    These are supposed to the “liberated” women. Sad. I have to say though, I still think President Bush looks better in a pair of jeans that BHO.

  74. #74
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm, madamevengier said:

    Juvenile. And pathetic.

    BTW, he knew he was being fawned over and filmed. He should be careful–this is yet ANOTHER thing for his angry, bitter wife to get all angry and bitter over.

  75. #75
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm, Misscheryl said:

    Ditto that #73

  76. #76
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, ezupirate75 said:

    Was Chris Matthews on board & his pants going crazy? Thank God for the bloggers since the MSM can’t be trusted about anything.

  77. #77
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, mistressjustice said:

    Michelle Obama is gonna give him s#it for the obvious posing.

    Don’t sweat the knuckleheads Chapoutier.

    I don’t think you or I would ever attack the physical appearance of McCain or Hillary on this blog, or go Ewwwwwwww. I just don’t think it’s relevant.

    Look at the # of comments.

    The commenters protest too much. Some of the guys are going through the same issues as the Military Dad from American Beauty.

    The women just flat out want him, something awful.

    Conservative commenter’s bed tonight:

    Oh Barack, Barack, oh GOD yess, yesssss!

    Honey????????!!!!!!!! W.T.F.

    Mr. Obama- Play on, Playah.

  78. #78
    On May 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm, TMoney said:

    Yeah, posing for cams is all well and good, but can he dance?

  79. #79
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, dakine said:

    chap, I’m a McCain guy and I thought it was funny as hell. Thinking that myman forgot to take his meds this pm, and buckeroo’s just an idiot who has no idea what the term “marxist” means.

  80. #80
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm, John Ansell said:

    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, cicerokid said:
    I can hear Barry White in the background…

    Isn’t that Barry (Rev. Damn) Wright? :)

  81. #81
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, TanyaB said:

    Now now, all this talk isn’t helping my kids.

  82. #82
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    Maureen Dowd supported bush over Gore in 2000 because she thought he had a better package. She wasn’t talking about economics.

    I’ve heard lots of stereotypes about whimpy liberal men. I guess that’s why terrorists endorse them.

  83. #83
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm, DirkBelig said:

    This must be that “giant sucking sound” that Perot was talking about.

  84. #84
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm, HappyMom said:

    I can hear Barry White in the background…

    Now that was funny.

    I could only get 23 seconds into it before I had to turn it off. Maybe they were still on the ground; a nice bit of turbulence would certainly have rendered that “lemme put my foot up here on the seat and look sexy” pose impossible . . .

  85. #85
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, HappyMom said:

    Oh, and BTW, eeewwww.

    What I am looking for in a president is not the ability to preen in front of the ladies of the press corps.

    I think I might have to go bleach my brain now.

  86. #86
    On May 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm, libocrat said:

    To quote from “SHAFT”.

    Who’s the big black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks?”

    BARACK!!

    “You’re damn right”

    “Who’s the cat that won’t cop out, when there’s danger all about?”

    BARACK!!

    “Right on!”

    “THEY SAY BARACK’S A BAD MUTHERF@!!”

    SHUT YO MOUFF!!

    “But I’m talkin’ bout Barack!”

  87. #87
    On May 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm, tuffy said:

    Oh… Ick. X0o

  88. #88
    On May 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm, ChristmasGhost said:

    empty stomach didn’t help……….arghhhh…he’s positively R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G.
    perhaps that’s why he like revolutionaries so much….HEH

  89. #89
    On May 9th, 2008 at 7:21 pm, MNUSMCDavid said:

    While I have major issues with McCain, he does nothing to act as if he’s more than what he is. Hillary and Bam Bam are fair game because their falseness is apparent… so…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  90. #90
    On May 9th, 2008 at 7:27 pm, BayStateRepublican said:

    Lib LOL

    He’s bad all right.

    But I’m thinking more like Undercover Brother - driving a gold Cadillac with an Orange Soda dispenser who doesn’t spill a drop as the Caddy does 360s.

    Now that’s bad

  91. #91
    On May 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm, BrianNY said:

    Wow. We’ve come a long way, baby, since we were all supposed to be so outraged at what Anita Hill had to say about her experiences in the workplace, huh?

  92. #92
    On May 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm, John Ansell said:

    libocrat said:

    AH damn, what was that ol’ Jim Croce song about “South Side of Chicago” Bad Leroy Brown?

  93. #93
    On May 9th, 2008 at 8:18 pm, changer1701 said:

    Was Chris Matthews on that plane?

  94. #94
    On May 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pm, dj said:

    Can someone tell me what this has to do with electing the leader of the free world? I am disgusted that the MSM thinks this is newsworthy. Instead of swooning over his choice of pants, perhaps they should have taken the opportunity to ask him directly, what exactly he thinks of Black Liberation Theology. Now that I would like to see/hear.

  95. #95
    On May 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pm, Dan Lee said:

    If I were Barack, I’d be worried that some of these reporters aren’t really women, but rather T-girls..

  96. #96
    On May 9th, 2008 at 9:54 pm, libocrat said:

    Ansell, Leroy Brown will definately get you the Race card.

    “Badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junk yard dog”

    Barry Hey Zeus Obama isn’t from the South side of Chicago, he isn’t even from Chicago. Prep school in Hawai’i, where he learned a few “tricks” about dealing with whitey. Then on to Columbia, New York, New York, then on to she she la la Cambridge Mass and Harvard. He sought out the most MARXIST PROFESSORS, (he said in his own words).
    The only thing BLACK about Jesus Obama, is his former Chicago constituency.
    He’s a fraud.

  97. #97
    On May 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm, AlabamaMama said:

    On May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, Jeddite said:
    He is the easiest candidate on the

    Yeah, but that’s not really saying much when you consider the competition!!;-)

  98. #98
    On May 9th, 2008 at 10:50 pm, Republicanvet said:

    You know, when I read about this CNN video via Allahpundit yesterday, I threw up a little in my mouth.

    CNN would actually make me throw up a lot, without the jeans, so I don’t watch it.

  99. #99
    On May 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm, libocrat said:

    AlabamaMama, Sexy…is a relative concept. A female water buffalo, finds a male water buffalo sexy.
    Obama is not sexy.
    McCain is not sexy.
    Rodham makes me wretch. Her thighs could have made Colonel Sanders rich!!

    I’m not looking for sexy, I’m looking for competant.

  100. #100
    On May 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm, scottthong said:

    http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=9

    2. He sometimes has a sort of Harry Belafonte-esque calypso sashay to his walk.

  101. #101
    On May 9th, 2008 at 11:14 pm, GaMidnightRider said:

    You can tell our MSM has went to the dogs when they use their jobs not to report actual news but just to get their jollys…If this where men looking and actting like this over a young attractive woman the MSM would want him hanged, drawn and quartered, beheaded, burned at the stake…etc etc etc…

  102. #102
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:09 am, love2rumba said:

    Well if you can hear Barry White singing in the background….He must be singing “Sexual Healing”.

    By the way ScottSong…”Dey-o….”

  103. #103
    On May 10th, 2008 at 7:29 am, DanVanSmak said:

    Dear Barry,

    I have to admit, I was on the fence about your campaign, but now that I’ve seen this breaking news video, I’m solidly in your column.

    Signed,
    The Lady with the Angry Immigrant Vagina

    *out*

  104. #104
    On May 10th, 2008 at 7:33 am, DanVanSmak said:

    Dear Supporter,

    It is with great sadness that I write this. I’m ending my campaign for the 2008 Presidential election.

    People gloss me as the crotchety candidate, and then Barack pulls a stunt like this and gets over. Hell, he’s even stealing away superdelegates now. Let’s face it. I’m screwed. It’s just like the typical white person says, you know, once you go black, you never go back.

    So, thanks for your support, but obviously the writing’s on the wall, so the punter is on the field. Thanks again.

    Signed,
    President-Elect ERRRRR Senator Yoko Ono

    P.S. War John McCain! See you again in 2012!

    * out *

  105. #105
    On May 10th, 2008 at 8:37 am, wighttrasch said:

    I don’t find B.Hussein O. physically attractive at all, and that’s all I’ll say about that. I’ll have to agree w/MNUSMCDavid on his assessment.
    With regard to the video and the comparisons to ‘conservative’ men that were also fawned over, I will wait for the link to video or audio that indicates a similar thing happened (females nearly wetting their knickers in the background).

    *crickets*

  106. #106
    On May 10th, 2008 at 9:19 am, jsr said:

    Despite the warning I just spewed my breakfast all over my laptop. Those reporters (and a large percentage of the American electorate) have the the presidential election confused with American Idol. We are doomed.

  107. #107
    On May 10th, 2008 at 10:14 am, Dimsdale said:

    I get the bad feeling that the bias in this election will exceed the debacle we saw with Kerry/Bush and the whole smear on the honorable Swiftboaters.

  108. #108
    On May 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am, Dimsdale said:

    It occurs to me that we, and more particularly, Michelle, are the thin electronic line between the appalling liberal bias permeating the media and the truth.

    I’m loaded for bear, myself.

  109. #109
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:11 am, Laree said:

    Obama I’m All About the Kids …uh huh this is going to leave a MARK!

    http://sweetness-light.com/archive/obama-first-to-call-for-imus-firing-for-racism

  110. #110
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm, undrseige247 said:

    mistressjustice said:

    Some of the guys are going through the same issues as the Military Dad from American Beauty.

    You’re a blatant racist pig.

  111. #111
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:06 pm, Branden-in-escalon said:

    This is worse than the time that Bubba Clinton was on some MTV show with the teens, and they asked him what type of underwear he wore.

  112. #112
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, rplatt said:

    Except for a small minority, all journalists are left wing activists and their print and electronic media are blatant leftist propaganda machines. Accept those two facts and their behavior concerning Obama becomes very appropriate. The so called “mainstream media” must be constantly watched and challenged.

  113. #113
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, radio relay said:

    I don’t care what they’re gender, or political leanings are. That is the most disgusting lack of professionalism I’ve ever seen!!!

  114. #114
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, bradley said:

    I do not get it. Obama looks like a darker -skinned version of Mad Magazine’s “What, me worry” guy, with fewer freckles. If THIS is what gets female journalists moaning, blue dress sales are likely to soar.

  115. #115
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, Silkyinfamous said:

    I love the James Earl Jones, “This is CNN,” That was fabulous.

  116. #116
    On May 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, Mojave Mark said:

    I trust the American people to vet this guy. We got Bush v Gore right. We got Bush v Kerry right. I see no reason why we won’t get McCain right too.

    I don’t trust libs but I DO trust Americans.

  117. #117
    On May 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, RevJim said:

    If journalistic decision-makers were what they say they are — unbiased — every one of those info-babes would be fired.

    I live and work amongst daily newspaper folk, and was never more nauseated than when watching the Presidential election returns in 2000. The female “journalists” were swooning over Bill Clinton, discussing what he was wearing, etc., etc. It was a rude awakening for a rookie reporter, and this problem has not changed one bit.

  118. #118
    On May 10th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, sbw999 said:

    Gotta love those pro-fessional CNN “journalists”. Girls Gone Wild CNN version. Gosh what a serious country we are.

  119. #119
    On May 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm, Silkyinfamous said:

    Blue Jeans? White Women? West Virginia? hmmm. Seems very Rovish in its appeal.

  120. #120
    On May 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm, zorro said:

    Caution: Media Professionals at Work.
    Ha!

  121. #121
    On May 10th, 2008 at 2:07 pm, Trunk Monkey said:

    Mojave Mark

    I am with you on that one.

    I can only hope the brainwashing wears off when the time comes to vote.

  122. #122
    On May 10th, 2008 at 2:09 pm, NotaSlickFan said:

    In BHO’s mind this must have been his Sharon Stone moment from “Basic Instinct”. EEEEEEEEEW! I’ll never watch that movie again! Paper bag, somebody get me a paper baa…

  123. #123
    On May 10th, 2008 at 2:10 pm, oldcollegeguy1980 said:

    Maybe they were on their way to the 58th state.

  124. #124
    On May 10th, 2008 at 2:32 pm, marsouin said:

    This Obamania is like a voodoo cult, just like socialism. Guess that’s why the typical journalist is in such rapture.

  125. #125
    On May 10th, 2008 at 3:28 pm, Marshall Russ said:

    Islamo-fascist leaders world wide are praying 6 times a day now for BHO to be elected. They know if this country is crazy enough to elect this light weight they know they will have it made. Stories like this gives them hope.

  126. #126
    On May 10th, 2008 at 3:34 pm, beenthere said:

    I can only hope the brainwashing wears off when the time comes to vote.

    It won’t. I have a very bad feeling about this, this bizarre idolization of a very weak man with quite obvious limitations. Something along the lines of “I fear for America because God is Just.”

  127. #127
    On May 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, nyk said:

    #77 The Queen of Comedy wrote:

    Conservative commenter’s bed tonight:

    Oh Barack, Barack, oh GOD yess, yesssss!

    Honey????????!!!!!!!! W.T.F.

    Mr. Obama- Play on, Playah.

    I wasn’t going to comment on this post because 1) it’s really a non-issue and 2) everyone with a pair of eyes knows Obama’s waaaaaay hotter than Bush or McCain, making commentary about it kinda superfluous. But then I read this comment from mistress and I haven’t been able to stop laughing.

    Sigh.

    (Wipes tears from eyes.)

  128. #128
    On May 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, Dave Turson said:

    UPDATE (See-Dubya): Compare, contrast.

    In 2004 Jennifer Locke was in college as a kind of “American in Paris.” She was shunned by fellow students for openly supporting Bush with a “I Miss Reagan” button and a Bush pin. But when she experimented on campus by wearing a pin reading, “Bush,” with a “not” line across it she was given “thumbs-up signs.”

  129. #129
    On May 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm, cicerokid said:

    maybe we can see him in his video…singing “my lump…my lump, my lump, my lump.

  130. #130
    On May 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm, cf said:

    Another argument for being a hermit.

  131. #131
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:14 pm, mistressjustice said:

    Nyk- Thank you.

    Undersiege666-

    Racist how??? Feel free to explain yourself jackass. Didn’t wifey give the “nerve pills”> If you are simply a stroke victim, or otherwise mentally infirmed I apologize, I really didn’t know.

  132. #132
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:18 pm, latinconservative said:

    The guy has purple lips come on now…Get a grip MSM….

  133. #133
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, nyk said:

    #131 mistress wrote:

    [H]ow? Feel free to explain yourself jackass.

    Um…didn’t you just answer your own question?

  134. #134
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    mistress cussing/name calling again? Go figure.

  135. #135
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, latinconservative said:

    #127 is it really that funny??????????????

  136. #136
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, nyk said:

    #135 wrote:

    is it really that funny??????????????

    Yes, it was.

  137. #137
    On May 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm, Azygos said:

    57 States? Could he have meant Cities?

  138. #138
    On May 10th, 2008 at 6:10 pm, dakine said:

    Thinking missjustice hit a nerve with my man undrseige. ;) Words have meaning sport. Do a little research on the term “racist”. You’ll likely determine that it’s meaning is very familiar to you as it relates to your beliefs based on what I’ve seen of your prior “contributions” to this board.

  139. #139
    On May 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm, undrseige247 said:

    mistressjustice said:

    Racist how???

    You are as dumb as you sound. Go back to sleep lib. I notice most of your rebutals have to to with abuse of pharmecuetecals; does that come from experience? If so, I think you oughta take your iron pills to keep more blood in your brain. Puhahahaha.

  140. #140
    On May 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm, dakine said:

    undrground, my guess is that the mistress has more brains in her little finger than you have in that entire paranoid and unhinged little body of yours.

  141. #141
    On May 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm, undrseige247 said:

    dakine said:

    undrground, my guess is that the mistress has more brains in her little finger than you have in that entire paranoid and unhinged little body of yours.

    Aw, you feeling left out of the fray little man, or whatever. Mistresszero is a straight-up rascist and sexist and she will be taken to task.

    Mistress zero is espousing that the men who comment on this thread are like the white male, closeted homosexual character from American Beauty and swoon for the black man Obama? That’s blatantly racist as it is sick and twisted. I think you’re the one who needs the pills and inpatient therapy.

    Mistress Zero said:

    The commenters protest too much. Some of the guys are going through the same issues as the Military Dad from American Beauty.

    This weirdo knows what she meant.

  142. #142
    On May 10th, 2008 at 7:26 pm, Steve456 said:

    He’s got my vote. Man knows the ladies.

    [Awww, did the widdle moderator not like my first comment?]

  143. #143
    On May 10th, 2008 at 7:32 pm, Send_Me said:

    Reminds me of something Vladimir Lenin said: “The cinema is for us the most important instrument of all the arts.” Ironic that the Communist News Network makes this point.

  144. #144
    On May 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, cf said:

    Just read an LA Times piece of garbage about how West Virginian whites who weren’t ‘ready’ to vote for Obama were racists. What about the blacks who aren’t ready to vote for a white candidate against Hussein Obama?

  145. #145
    On May 10th, 2008 at 8:00 pm, undrseige247 said:

    nyk said:

    Um…didn’t you just answer your own question?

    Heh Nyk: Don’t you belong at a tea party with your pinky sticking up in the air?

  146. #146
    On May 10th, 2008 at 8:12 pm, BobJones-77 said:

    Intern thoughts this year:

    Ohhh, he’s dreamy, look at his package. I’d give him a Lewinsky. He probably needs one since his wife is so bitter and hates life.

    Intern thoughts next year.

    WTF? I’m only taking home 35% of what I make. Free health care? WTF? I see a new healthcare tax on my paystub. Barry said it was free. WTF is with all these taxes. I work my ass off, and now the goverment takes MOST of it. WTF? I know I hated Bush, but at least I could afford Zimas and ribbed condems back then.

  147. #147
    On May 10th, 2008 at 8:13 pm, everett_mansfield said:

    That was the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in recent memory. I could only watch a few seconds of it, then turned it off, gagging. I’m glad I don’t have a TV in my house. I can’t imagine any more exposure to the MSM than that.

    What complete trash this phony and his unbelievably stupid followers are.

    Obama = Pee-Wee Herman wannabe.

    And a poor one at that.

    Who are the idiots who are voting for this big nothing?

  148. #148
    On May 10th, 2008 at 8:16 pm, everett_mansfield said:

    He looks as queer as a three-dollar bill.

    Prediction:

    Before this is over with, the Pee-Wee Herman wannabe, Obama, will be exposed as gay.

  149. #149
    On May 10th, 2008 at 9:40 pm, chapoutier said:

    Mistress zero is espousing that the men who comment on this thread are like the white male, closeted homosexual character from American Beauty and swoon for the black man Obama?

    Last time I checked, Kevin Spacey (you know, the guy who the closeted homosexual character from American Beauty was swooning over) wasn’t black.

    But what can we expect from a guy that can’t even spell a fundamental component of his board name correctly.

    psst…undrseige…its “siege.” You know, that whole i before e except after c stuff? I’ll assume you know that undr actually has an “e”, but that might be a stretch.

  150. #150
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, undrseige247 said:

    chapoutier said:

    psst…undrseige…its “siege.” You know, that whole i before e except after c stuff? I’ll assume you know that undr actually has an “e”, but that might be a stretch.

    Heh thanks for the tip putz.

  151. #151
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:30 pm, mistressjustice said:

    Chapoutier, Dakine, and NYK

    This mentally disturbed little man Underserved911, calls me a racist pig(you watching Soapbox), because of my on point, jokey, movie reference concerning closeted conservatives, then goes on to come up with some convaluted reasoning for his nonsense.

    You’re right Chap, and I don’t think there was a black character in American Beauty. Undeserving24-7 is clearly race obsessed, paranoid, and honestly quite unwell. I hope he doesn’t have any firearms in the home. His sweet classically trained, pianist wife has probably already finished feeding him, changed his diaper, and put him to bed. Don’t worry sweet wife, that insurance policy was a good investment. It won’t be long.

    The whole tone of the thread was silly, so I like others, just took part in the shenanigans. Some people personalize, and twist things because they are in a perpetual state of unhinged rage. That’s their problem, and our entertainment.

    Thanks for having by back. Have a good weekend.

  152. #152
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm, jaaakemm said:

    JMJ. Gag me with a spoon. I’ll speculate that the next thing we will see & hear is something regarding Ooohbama’s ‘package’ a la AlGore (this has apparently become the liberal leftist media’s standard Pavlovian response to this sort of thing, but hey — they can’t help themselves …. just like dogs returning to eat their own vomit), followed of course by the de rigour stuffed sock look on some blackzine coverpage(s). And, of course an article or three about how many more black women he’s entertained than Billy “Back of da bus” Clinton. Just wonder how well Ooohbama’s ‘package’ communicates with the current Iranian theothug or the androgynous midget dictator in North Korea—just wondering.

  153. #153
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:37 pm, undrseige247 said:

    chapoutier said:

    Last time I checked, Kevin Spacey (you know, the guy who the closeted homosexual character from American Beauty was swooning over) wasn’t black.

    Since when does the context of the movie have to exactly reflect the underlying stupidity of Mistress zero’s statements? Grow up you idiot Frenchman. Her statements are vile and will be criticized accordingly. Your country sucks btw.

  154. #154
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:38 pm, undrseige247 said:

    You’re right Chap, and I don’t think there was a black character in American Beauty. Undeserving24-7 is clearly race obsessed, paranoid, and honestly quite unwell. I hope he doesn’t have any firearms in the home. His sweet classically trained, pianist wife has probably already finished feeding him, changed his diaper, and put him to bed. Don’t worry sweet wife, that insurance policy was a good investment. It won’t be long.

    Blah Blah Blah, still a nasty rascist.

  155. #155
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm, undrseige247 said:

    mistressjustice one thing you’ll never have is peace of mind, you’re too lost for that. Go play street games with someone else.

  156. #156
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm, libocrat said:

    #107 Dimsdale.

    It is that bad. Obama is completely unqualified, but those who infest the MSM, are simply in love with the concept of proving themselves non-racist. The moral highground that they claim to occupy can be validated by voting for a man because he is black.
    They feel they are WONDERFUL DECENT humans, and to prove it, they trip and stumble over themselves with praise and love for a black man. It proves that they aren’t racist.

    I don’t need to prove that. I don’t take race into account in my daily life.
    Someone’s race is irrelevant to me.

  157. #157
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:53 pm, undrseige247 said:

    mistressjustice you’re clearly a loud black woman who can’t get by in this world unless it involves intimidation and race. Your statements are clearly arrogant, racist, and sexist. I’m just glad I can live life knowing I get by on my merits and not affirmative action.

  158. #158
    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:57 pm, Jim C. said:

    I wonder what sort of grief Michelle is giving Barack because of this! I don’t want to be anywhere near her when she blows her stack on him and/or one of these women!

  159. #159
    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am, chapoutier said:

    I was going to write a response to you, undrseige, but your own words do a far better job of exposing your own idiocy than I ever could.

    Blah Blah Blah, still a nasty rascist.

    Let me whip out my Crazy-to-English Dictionary…

    I have no reasonable response to your call out of my idiotic statement but will flatly reassert my moronic accusation in an attempt to deflect attention from my failed argument and general lack of any discernable thought process.

    That ’bout right little fella?

  160. #160
    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:07 am, undrseige247 said:

    Chapoutier, you dirty frenchman, shouldn’t you be out tonight shoving cheese up your ass and playing the harpsicord? You know, doing what you do best. No wonder the French are the most miserable people on the planet. Re-up on those meds kid they’re wearing off.

  161. #161
    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:21 am, mistressjustice said:

    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am, chapoutier said:

    I was going to write a response to you, undrseige, but your own words do a far better job of exposing your own idiocy than I ever could.

    Ah, yes, ditto, ditto, ditto.

  162. #162
    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:32 am, undrseige247 said:

    Chapoutier if you weren’t so busy drinking cheap wine acting like an arrogant liberal you’d see that this statement:

    The commenters protest too much. Some of the guys are going through the same issues as the Military Dad from American Beauty.

    …seems pretty racist if you think about it and I’m sure others do too. I’m quite sure a piece of garbage like yourself could see that too if you had what they call in America, a brain.
    Alright boy, now you can run along and play and swoon for Obama’s hips or whatever.

  163. #163
    On May 11th, 2008 at 12:34 am, undrseige247 said:

    mistressjustice I’m beginning to think you find me attractive. Lol.

  164. #164
    On May 11th, 2008 at 1:02 am, nyk said:

    Wow. I go to dinner and come back to this!

    #157 wrote:

    mistressjustice you’re clearly a loud black woman who can’t get by in this world unless it involves intimidation and race.

    Except that she isn’t. But your assumptions are, nonetheless, interesting (and incredibly telling). It’s like Psych 101 (or .0001, but that’s not usually offered at accredited schools) reading these posts.

    #162 wrote:

    …seems pretty racist if you think about it and I’m sure others do too.

    No, it doesn’t. Even if you were mustering the most far-reaching case EVER, it (in the context of the film) could only seem homophobic, and it doesn’t even seem that. But I enjoy seeing the conservative mantra reduced to its truest form: regurgitate, regurgitate, regurgitate (even if you don’t understand the term).

  165. #165
    On May 11th, 2008 at 1:10 am, libocrat said:

    How surprising. The Hate-America’s are out in force tonight.

  166. #166
    On May 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am, libocrat said:

    undrsiege, Libs are always looking for a leader who makes them shiver.

    Not a competant person.

  167. #167
    On May 11th, 2008 at 1:57 am, NotaSlickFan said:

    underseige247 Regarding the useless trolls you so aptly dealt with earlier: nyk, chapoutier, dakine and of course—mistressjustice, hello.

    On May 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, nyk said:
    #77 The Queen of Comedy wrote:
    I wasn’t going to comment on this post because 1) it’s really a non-issue and 2) everyone with a pair of eyes knows Obama’s waaaaaay hotter than Bush or McCain, making commentary about it kinda superfluous.
    Sigh.
    (Wipes tears from eyes.)

    So, you weren’t going to comment because it was a non-issue and commentary would be “kinda” superfluous. As you say, “sigh”. So why exactly did you comment—especially with nothing to say? Huh? Still got tears I guess. Sigh again, and now laughter!!

    On May 10th, 2008 at 9:40 pm, chapoutier said: Last time I checked, Kevin Spacey (you know, the guy who the closeted homosexual character from American Beauty was swooning over) wasn’t black.

    You supercilious twit (goes for ALL four of you). You missed entirely the point underseige had made. Typical libs with extremely narrow vision left with no other option than to attack rather than “see”.
    Chap continued:

    psst…undrseige…its “siege.” You know, that whole i before e except after c stuff? I’ll assume you know undr actually has an “e”, but that might be a stretch.

    Psst…chapoutier…your queen is misspoken as well, can you run (skip) to her side and aid her mangling of the English language:

    “The commenters protest too much.” “Conservative commenter’s bed tonight…”

    Maybe you could supply the mighty one with a dictionary/thesaurus or some alternative to help her along. Oh, I forgot to give you and your mistress the needed correction to her slovenly language: commentators. Ding-ding-that’s the ticket!!

    On May 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm, dakine said:
    undrground, my guess is that the mistress has more brains in her little finger than you have in that entire paranoid and unhinged little body of yours.

    Yup, that’s some real dandy mental warfare there. Now– that was real easy.

    On May 10th, 2008 at 11:30 pm, mistressjustice said:
    Chapoutier, Dakine, and NYK
    This mentally disturbed little man Underserved911, calls me a racist pig(you watching Soapbox), because of my on point, jokey, movie reference concerning closeted conservatives, then goes on to come up with some convaluted reasoning for his nonsense.

    Nothing convoluted (oops! That’s right mistress, you spelled convoluted incorrectly. Shame, where’s the frenchy with his spellin’ book?) :) in what underseige had t