GOP contest: The slogan change you deserve

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 15, 2008 03:19 PM

I’ve been ragging on the Beltway Republicans for their lemming-like sloganeering and “Change You Deserve” crapola all week.

They deserve all the mockery that comes their way. They deserve it every day from now until the election until they get a clue.

Now, in the spirit of constructive change, I’m giving you the chance to offer up your slogan ideas to the GOP. Straight or snarky: It’s your choice.

Reader Kristen, who blogs at Mommy Needs a Cocktail, gets the first entry with her new t-shirts for sale here:

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  1. #101
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pm, ArmoredCAV said:

    # 84: nice link.

    “This operation against illegal immigrants is good because , it’s what people want. They ask us for security and we have to give it to them,” Bossi told reporters in parliament.

    Apparently the Italians get it. Wouldn’t you love to see our government saying the above?

  2. #102
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    McCain ‘08

    Vote for me now ’cause in 4 years it will be too hot to go outside.

  3. #103
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    McCain ‘08

    Vote for me ’cause the Islamo Jihad them guys over there want to kill do mean things to us and they like B. Obama.

  4. #104
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm, Jiobaobubai said:

    G = Gutlessness
    O = On
    P = Parade

  5. #105
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm, dejack said:

    Just like them only less so

  6. #106
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pm, OldGuy53 said:

    McCain-Not our first, second choice

    McCain, because republicans really don’t want to win.

    McCain, the agonizing choice.

  7. #107
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pm, Ahh a Lion! said:

    Who he picks for vp is important because that person has a good chance of becoming cic.

    Not after the shape this country is in after McCain gets out of office.

  8. #108
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pm, sonofdy said:

    McCain 08!!!

    Because I make it easier to supress the gag reflex!!!!

  9. #109
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, sonofdy said:

    Ahhalion, I meant because mccain my die in office.

  10. #110
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:40 pm, ArmoredCAV said:

    “McCain ‘08: Suck it up and drive on while I give away the store.”

  11. #111
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:40 pm, dejack said:

    Republicans:
    Making disappointment more palatable for 20 years

  12. #112
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, EvilBob333 said:

    “Bend Over Here It Comes Again.”

    “McCain ‘08 - Hope I pick a good VeeP and remember how old I am.”

    “Please, Please give us a 15th chance”

    “If you can’t tell the difference, we have the (R) at the end of our name”

  13. #113
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, sonofdy said:

    McCAIN 08 Because you were afraid of a mormon, you are stuck with me.

  14. #114
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    McCain ‘08

    Because Dimocraps belong in the Republican party.

  15. #115
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm, Ahh a Lion! said:

    Re: sonofdy

    My fault. Good call though - A great possibility.

    So which nutjob will be his VP? I’m betting Hillary.

  16. #116
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:44 pm, sonofdy said:

    If he is smart, Romney.

  17. #117
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:46 pm, sonofdy said:

    McCAIN 08,

    Because watching liberals enter PEST treatment is funny!!!

  18. #118
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:46 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    McCain will give the Republican party the death blow and pick a true liberal. My money is still on Rudy.

  19. #119
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, sonofdy said:

    McCain 08

    I really can’t think of a reason either.

  20. #120
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, nyc123me said:

    The 2008 RINO Reunion Tour
    the tour to end all tours

  21. #121
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:51 pm, pedro4 said:

    “Earmark This!”

  22. #122
    On May 15th, 2008 at 5:52 pm, sonofdy said:

    McCain 08,

    Because running QA test scripts is boring.

  23. #123
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    “Bitter, but not clinging”

  24. #124
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:12 pm, DocattheAutopsy said:

    “For People Who Beg for My Money, You Sure Don’t Listen”

  25. #125
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:14 pm, Surveyor said:

    Ok…one more, then I gotta go:

    GOP 08′….”we’ll steer the ship….while you walk the plank”

  26. #126
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:15 pm, mom2jack said:

    “Dang…even Hillary looks good, now”

    My husband said the exact thing last night. Here in communist Portland, Lars Larson might have it right - I didn’t agree with him at first, he says maybe we just need to let Obama spend 4 years ruining this country to get a real leader in 2012.

  27. #127
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, maddmatt3131 said:

    My T-shirt idea was

    “That Smell
    Campaign 08″

    I did order the
    “Were Screwed” T-shirt. I’ll where it when I vote.
    It has a double meaning for voters in California seeing that a Judges can overrule the people.

  28. #128
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:19 pm, Surveyor said:

    OK, OK, one more…..

    GOP 08′…..North Carolinians need not apply!

  29. #129
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:20 pm, Cicero said:

    “All the Principles of Democrats — With Half the Calories”

  30. #130
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:20 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    We’ve gotten the GOP we deserve. Weak-spined, mealy-mouthed spendaholic calling themselves conservative. The only thing conservative about them, a trait shared by all the feckless suits in Congress, is their attire and hair styles. Everything else: entitlements, attitudes and self-aggrandizing pomposity reeks of liberalism!

    If everyone would get off their “party” soapboxes for a moment you might take note that the only candidate citing a constitutionally-based platform is Ron Paul. But, of course, everyone is too inclined to reflux and name calling to consider what “conservatism” really means. Not just in definition but in convictions and actions.

  31. #131
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:22 pm, Cicero said:

    John McCainKeeping the Those Damn Kids Off His Front Lawn Since 1980

  32. #132
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm, David Segal said:

    “The party’s over. Time to piss on the floor!”

  33. #133
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:32 pm, David Segal said:

    “Our biggest success is Iraq!”

  34. #134
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:33 pm, David Segal said:

    “It’s been proven: We can spend more than Democrats and get less!”

  35. #135
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:34 pm, David Segal said:

    “McCain 08: He’s got to be better than Bush, right?”

  36. #136
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:38 pm, David Segal said:

    “Where’s Osama?”

  37. #137
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:38 pm, nbarry said:

    “Everything you always wanted in a political party, and less.”

  38. #138
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm, David Segal said:

    “Today’s GOP: Pandering since 2000″

  39. #139
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm, David Segal said:

    “George Bush: Setting the bar *really low* for the GOP!”

  40. #140
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm, Azygos said:

    McCain ‘08

    No kiss or reacharound guaranteed!

  41. #141
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm, David Segal said:

    “My GOP went to Washington and all I got was this lousy, unwinnable war.”

  42. #142
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm, Joy said:

    Michelle!!
    Check out Wirs GopOnDemand - seriously, this is what it says:

    “But if you want the power you have to donate. A $25 contribution is all that is asked. And if you make it a monthly $25 contribution, you get to participate in live, interactive webcasts with national, state and local public officeholders and Republican officials, personally answering your questions and concerns. So tell us what you want and give us $25 so we can deliver the future of the Republican Party to you.”

    So to get OUR supposed party to actually listen to us, we have to PAY THEM…

    GOP - RIP

  43. #143
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm, David Segal said:

    “Mission Accomplished!”

  44. #144
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:46 pm, Joy said:

    GOP - For Sale to the highest bidder!

  45. #145
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm, David Segal said:

    “GOP 2008: We need more time to find the Weapons of Mass Destruction.”

  46. #146
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:49 pm, David Segal said:

    “GOP: We’ve done a heckuva job!”

  47. #147
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, John Ansell said:

    You think I ignore the base now, wait until I don’t need their votes anymore.

  48. #148
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:54 pm, ajmontana said:

    GOP 08
    My checks in the mail.

  49. #149
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:57 pm, feebiebabe said:

    T-Shirt for the GOP/VIP:

    “Im with Stupid”

  50. #150
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:58 pm, David Segal said:

    “Katrina was just our opening act! Wait until the finale!”

  51. #151
    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:58 pm, David Segal said:

    “We haven’t worked this hard since Terri Schiavo!”

  52. #152
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:03 pm, lukespapa said:

    For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed. 1 cor 15:52

    This is the “change” I believe in

  53. #153
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:06 pm, localmalcontent said:

    “SPINE-FREE SINCE 2003!
    WE’RE TODAY’S GOP”

  54. #154
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:06 pm, Surveyor said:

    two more and thats it, I promise….

    “GOP 08′…..please press 2 for English”

    or

    “GOP 08′…..”mi casa es su casa”

  55. #155
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:07 pm, feebiebabe said:

    GOP 08 - The Ultimate Dying Machine…

  56. #156
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:08 pm, dutchcedar said:

    fulldroolcup’s got my vote.

    “An Echo, not a Choice”

    I remember selling “None Dare Call it Treason” door to door, as a kid, just a few years after immigrating here… and that slogan, part of Goldwater’s campaign, “A choice, not an echo” stuck with me ever since.

    That its now appropriately flipped around is pretty danged sad, but true.

    It perfectly describes the new GOP slogan, which is clearly an echo of Obama’s campaign.

  57. #157
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:12 pm, Joy said:

    On May 15th, 2008 at 6:57 pm, feebiebabe said:
    T-Shirt for the GOP/VIP:

    “Im with Stupid”

    How do you do the cracking up smilie? LOL

  58. #158
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:14 pm, feebiebabe said:

    :lol:

    dis-a-one?

    : LOL :

    But no spaces.

  59. #159
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:17 pm, frayed said:

    G-ang
    O-f
    P-rofiteers

  60. #160
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:19 pm, dj said:

    McCain ‘08

    Free clothespins at every voting booth!

  61. #161
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm, ajmontana said:
  62. #162
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:25 pm, Joy said:

    YEP

    :lol:

  63. #163
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pm, feebiebabe said:

    ;) there ya go, girl!!!!

  64. #164
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:30 pm, dartagnans_blade said:

    I’m gonna make a tee……..IGNORANT WHITE RACIST

    On the back………McCain 08

    And believe me it won’t go over very well in my neighborhood but what am I gonna do? Sit home and pout or hold my nose……

  65. #165
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm, dartagnans_blade said:

    I like yours Joy…….Pic of McCain and the finger pointed his way…lol. Great stuff

  66. #166
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm, John Ansell said:

    NASCAR: The Official Sport of the current Republican Party. We go fast and turn left.

  67. #167
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:35 pm, feebiebabe said:

    McCain ‘08: “I am what they call, lack of ANY option…”

  68. #168
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:39 pm, ajmontana said:
  69. #169
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:40 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    FX/OR

  70. #170
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm, serenehighness said:

    GOP 2008: It’s Evening in America.

  71. #171
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:49 pm, frayed said:

    McCain thought it meant-

    G-rand
    O-ld
    P-anderers

  72. #172
    On May 15th, 2008 at 7:54 pm, dj said:

    Vote GOP…Hollywood will be pi$$ed

  73. #173
    On May 15th, 2008 at 8:32 pm, ajmontana said:

    HA! Good one dj. 8)

  74. #174
    On May 15th, 2008 at 8:42 pm, beenthere said:

    Let’s see:

    Meet your fate in ‘08.

    Vote Republican in ‘08 –
    Because one Democrat Party is never enough.

    McCain — we don’t know what he is either.

  75. #175
    On May 15th, 2008 at 8:43 pm, dj said:

    Thanks :)
    It would serve them right for all the crappy movies they keep churning out.

  76. #176
    On May 15th, 2008 at 9:29 pm, shooter said:

    VACANCY 08

    maybe even flashing?

  77. #177
    On May 15th, 2008 at 9:33 pm, docflash said:

    It looks like segal got all the lefts talking points in.Nothing fresh in those.

    Vote G.O.P. We saved the polar bears.

  78. #178
    On May 15th, 2008 at 9:37 pm, shooter said:

    Typical Change?…Depends.
    (think about it)

    one serious entry, and it could work.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA
    …..GOP ‘08…..

  79. #179
    On May 15th, 2008 at 9:43 pm, shooter said:

    GOP-the party of Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

    Libs- the party of david segal.

  80. #180
    On May 15th, 2008 at 9:58 pm, mhpaslay said:

    Slogan: “THE GOP, A HOME FOR ALL TRUE MODERATES”

    Every year I watch as the Republican Party moves farther left. The Republicans are going to get smoked in November and they deserve it. The last best hope was Newt, he caved in 98, and now he sits on a couch with Nancy talking about global warming, what, hold on, I‘ll be right back, must go slam my head into the wall. I’m watching my country go down in flames, no not flames; it’s more like placing a frog in a pot of cold water and turning up the heat. We are the frogs and were nice and cozy; it’s just like a Jacuzzi. Pass me a glass of the champagne please; at least I’ll be hammered when it all comes down. Now that everyone thinks I’m insane let me make a suggestion:

    The GOP will not be coming back to conservatism. Yes, it’s been said a million times before but it’s time for a third party.

    The Democrat party is the liberal party
    The Republican Party is the moderate party
    The Conservative Party will be the………..wait for it……… conservative party

    Malkin is appointed for life to head the Conservative Party. You will monitor the voting record of all politicians belonging to this party and instantly boot out anyone that votes left of right.

    Ok, I’m waiting, I’ll register as soon as the party is formed, what’s the hold-up?

  81. #181
    On May 15th, 2008 at 10:33 pm, Donut44 said:

    “VOTE GOP; We take being Conservative very liberally”

  82. #182
    On May 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm, madchef said:

    “You should have been here before the A$$holes took over”

  83. #183
    On May 15th, 2008 at 11:08 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Joy,

    Not sure if you will come back. If you place your cursor over an emoticon, it will tell you what to type.

    McCain ‘08

    Because I can, deal with it.

    Night all! :)

  84. #184
    On May 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm, Joy said:

    Well….. isn’t that special!! Thanks On-my-soap-box and feebiebabe for the smilie tips and lots of laughs with the slogans.

  85. #185
    On May 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm, Joy said:

    I’m not sure where the phrase came from and don’t completely understand it so I hope I’m not making a fool out of myself with this slogan. It just seems to fit from how I’ve seen the term used:

    McCain ‘08 - America P’owned!

  86. #186
    On May 15th, 2008 at 11:27 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Joy -

    Ha. I can’t tell ya how many times I saw the pwned thing before I finally asked.

    Ya done good, Joy!!!! ;) Perfect context…IMHO

  87. #187
    On May 15th, 2008 at 11:28 pm, micktexan said:

    Change is all you will have in your pocket once these scumbag politicians get done with you!

  88. #188
    On May 16th, 2008 at 12:23 am, Joy said:

    “obtained unauthorized administrative control of the system.”

    Ha! Fits better than I thought!! :lol:

  89. #189
    On May 16th, 2008 at 12:59 am, Glidedon said:

    McCain ‘08
    “Can you spare some change?

  90. #190
    On May 16th, 2008 at 1:04 am, Patrick Britton said:

    GOP
    “We must do as the cool kids do.”

  91. #191
    On May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 am, JoAnn in VA said:

    The lesser of three evils is STILL EVIL.

  92. #192
    On May 16th, 2008 at 7:36 am, The_Livewire said:

    “McCain 08? I thought I was voting for McClain 08!”

    “Vote for the old guy, it’s important.”

    “Remember when there was a party of small government? Neither do I.”

  93. #193
    On May 16th, 2008 at 8:19 am, RobM1981 said:

    Would I lie to you? Again?
    McCain ‘08

  94. #194
    On May 16th, 2008 at 9:09 am, md1964 said:

    “Anyone know the phone number to that Spanish Language Tutorial Program, I think I am going to need it very soon”.

  95. #195
    On May 16th, 2008 at 10:22 am, abstractmind said:

    http://www.rosettastone.com
    try that md! good programs! little expensive for me atm, but…produces excellent results. got a free demo of japanese (which i speak a little, but not fluently), i had my exwife use it, and could remember what she learned from it several months later with perfect accuracy.

    better get a few extra copies of spanish for the rest of us, amigo LOL

    anyway, back to work for a minute :)

  96. #196
    On May 17th, 2008 at 11:36 am, Rob said:

    McAmnesty’s
    Over 20 Million Served.

  97. #197
    On May 20th, 2008 at 10:49 am, tpierce2 said:

    I can’t find my testicles! They were there the last time I checked.

  98. #198
    On May 21st, 2008 at 12:33 pm, Birdman said:

    McCain ‘08
    Get off my lawn!

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