GOP contest: The slogan change you deserve
I’ve been ragging on the Beltway Republicans for their lemming-like sloganeering and “Change You Deserve” crapola all week.
They deserve all the mockery that comes their way. They deserve it every day from now until the election until they get a clue.
Now, in the spirit of constructive change, I’m giving you the chance to offer up your slogan ideas to the GOP. Straight or snarky: It’s your choice.
Reader Kristen, who blogs at Mommy Needs a Cocktail, gets the first entry with her new t-shirts for sale here:
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“If This Was Mexico, How Could We Lose?”
How about “Clueless”?
We’re just like them, only better.
“Say Goodbye”
“To Your Base”
“GOP 08
“WE ARE THE CHANGE WE DESERVE…
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON US.”
When you positively absolutely haven’t a clue what you stand for, where you are going or what you are doing — Time to take one for the team. Jimmy Carter II is the best option.
I guess it never occurred to the House GOP that the Democrats won with candidates that ran more conservative than their guy did. Nope probably never crossed their minds.
and they think McAmnesty has coat tails?
GOP needs an ad like Boulder.
“Conservative Wanted”
but we really dont care, shhh, don’t tell.
“Please CHANGE our candidate!”
“i’m for what you’re for - vote for me”
“Do over, before the Do”
Please!
Love that t-shirt, but it needs the dead toes-up elephant.
Great stuff.
MM, you, Diana West and Rush keep me laughing. Helps a lot.
Why did they feel it necessary to include the “08″ in the slogan?
The concept of change is associated with action. There’s no plan of action at all in either of the candidates unless you consider empty rhetoric action.
“20 Million New Voters Cant Be Wrong”
A rhino with its head up its butt would be good, but who has the artistic skills to render THAT well?!
“Wake me up in 2012″
Clueless, Brainless, & Jobless
The change the elders believe in
“Must…find…voter…beer goggles…”
“Run for your lives! The Obamination that causes desolation is upon us.”
“Dang…even Hillary looks good, now”
-Cheers, I’m off to New Zealand ’til 2012.
Getting back to America
RINO - Republican Incumbents Now Offensive
channeling Henny Youngman for both sides….
Take my Candidate, Please
and a tee for the House and Senate to wear…
We Suck.
#15 :
Hmmm…I know someone who’s good at this sort of thing…
(Not Zombie Reagan himself, but the blogger who did the art.)
How about “McCain/Graham 2008 - Amnesty we can believe in!”
I like this one
The U.S. I knew growing up is soon to disappear. So long morality, work ethic, laws and democracy. Here comes socialism, environmental fanatics dictating policy, rights for illigals, the largest government in our history, the highest taxes in our history, special rights for homosexuals and sexual perversion labeled as normal and taught in every school.
“Si, se puede, Juan! Yo no. Usted, si!”
BOHICA ‘08
Change you can bet your rear on!
We get the Government we Deserve
We’re Srewed ‘08
OR….
McCain ‘08
All your base are belong to us (Democrats)…
Turd World Status
Here we come ‘08
Does it for me!
We couldn’t beat them, so we joined them.
Hope & Change means..
You hope they will leave you the change in your pockets.
I Will Not Submit
That right there is gold!
Sad, but I was thinking the same thing.
G - oing
O - n
P -r@zac
“Change…
…it’s all that’s left in your pocket, after McCain’s Green Policy is implemented”
“John McCain..ready to lead…the rest of Mexico’s population onto American Tax payers backs,… on day one”
Where’s Pat Paulson when you really need him ?
How about
Clueless and Loving it
“Submit, then Verify”
We are all goig to die…
…Please vote for the candidate who you believe will best lead America to her destrustion
I recall a verse from a Tom Waits song:
Change your shorts,
change your life,
change into a 9 year-old Hindu boy,
get rid of your wife
The sad thing about it is, he makes more sense than these politicians!
Giving
Out
Poverty
‘08
“Pence/Jindal 2012″
(Indiana Rep. Mike Pence/Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal) I’m thinking of making T-shirts now.
“Hopeless in the saddle”
McCain ‘08
“Beelzabubba’s Mate”
Hillary ‘08
“Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.”
Obamasiah ‘08
“I will have Democrats in my Administration”
J. McCain
So who will the GOP put up?
Huh? Oh man, we’re screwed ‘08
how about:
“please help save our dying elephants”
Communist Comeback ‘08
GOP: Gang of Pantywaists
Get Off Posteriors
Will the party of too little, too late wake up by mid-terms 2010 before the tax breaks expire?
Heck the Azores are looking better all the time…..
This is what is coming, the most liberal president in history with filibuster proof majority in the congress. We we also see super liberal judges in the supreme court. You thought the california decision today was bad? You haven’t seen anything yet. You can forget about the first and second amentments. You will see huge tax increases. You will see draconian enviromental laws. The promised actions of obama will push us into recession. The fairness doctrine will be enacted. We will see laws forcing the compliance with every far left liberal wet dream out there.
How about accurately acknowleding our sh*tty situation (of having a clueless and treacherous RINO as our so-called party’s candidate) by turning Barry Goldwater’s 1964 slogan around:
“An Echo not a Choice”.
Ridiculously
Engaged to
Principles
Unilaterally
Bloviated by
Lying,
Incompetent,
Constitution-shredding,
American
Nazis
…and I’m registered Republican, *sigh*
McCain - “GOP - Who dropped the soap, we get it”
Hillary - “Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife for President”
B. Hussein Obama - “We hood, we vot’n, Ima vote Obamaway, tho-in it up!”
McCain, he’s Obama Light.
all of the same bad ideas, none of the charisma..
“grab the KY, it’ll ease the pain” Juan McInsane.
sonofdy - The second ammendment. THAT’S what will bring on the next civil war. One thing I still believe in is that gun owners in this country will not allow anyone to take them away.
And as far as I’m concerned we need another civil war. And the people with guns will win.
“Illegals *R* U.S. ‘08″
Change…We don’t need no stinkin’ change!
It happened in New Orleans.
All three candidates:
“STOP illegal immigration, annex the US to Meheco.”
Ditto #64.
Lion - New Orleans… they may as well be Fwench. I’m talking red-state America.
Joy, its coming anyway. It could never happen while middle america was fat and happy. This election is going to be intresting and the aftermath could get wild.
Okay an actual slogan:
We represent everyone but the conservative base!!!
or
McCain, anything Obama can do I can do more liberaly.
or
McCain, at least I am not Obama.
or
McCain, I have all the talking points covered.
“We Represent the Lollipop Guild ‘08″
The Fwench either left before Katrina hit, or were horded into the Superdome afterward. The people that weathered the hurricane and were rewarded by having their guns confiscated were of the deepest red conservatism.
It not only can happen - it has happened.
got another one:
The GOP 08′…..we’ll let you keep your guns…if you let us keep our Mexicans”
“All we are saying, is give Submission a Chance ‘08″
McCAIN 08!!!!
I suck slightly less than the other guy!!!!
rather.
“All we are saying, is Give Illegals a Chance”
Surveyor #72, I think you’re on to something. I can very well see McInsane say “I’ll give you a conservative judge but you need to give me amnesty”. He’ll work the amnesty and will then give us a liberal Judge picked by Kennedy.
#74
To:
Rep. John Boehner
May 15, 2008
You just don’t get it do you. Let me spell it out using small words so you’ll understand:
1. Global warming is a socialist hoax created to have yet another excuse for even more control over our lives. And oh, did you know it’s actually been cooling since 1998?
2. We WANT partisanship - otherwise we would vote for Democrats.
3. STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY ON BS!!!
4. Drill for our own oil.
5. Drill for our own oil.
6. The Democrat’s ideas are socialist - taking over more and more of our lives. Why do Republicans think it’s a good idea to come up with “their version” of the same bad idea.
7. Freedom is risky - but better than the slavery of a “care taker” government. Anyone that wants that can move to Europe. America was founded to be different - remember?
8. America is a nation of LAWS - including immigration. If that one continues to be ignored then we’ll just start ignoring the tax laws. Maybe you’ll put up your own money for a change.
9. Drill for our own oil.
10. Grow some balls and FIGHT!
GOP - My mother for a nickel? How about I show you these purple mountains.
Not that there is anything wrong with that (sienfield lovers will know what I mean here
)
LOL
McCain: “The answer my friend is blowing out my arse”
What was the name of that anti-depressant? I think we all need a dose.
What did the Pope say about illegals?. HHMM Guess Rome isn’t listening.
VOTE McCAIN 08!!!!!
Because it will really piss of the liberals and its fun to watch them squeal!!!
AbstractMind #29
You only beat me to it because I just now signed on!!
jhsh, I know someone who had bohica made into a patch for his dcu’s (now acu’s) CSM said take it off.
* ALL YOUR BASE ARE STAYING HOME!
* Republicans: The Democratic Party For White People
* Stevie Wonder Could Steer A Better Course
* Free Everything! (The offer not available to native-born American citizens)
* Cthulhu ‘08 - Why Settle For The Lesser Evil?
McCain ‘08
I can screw up a one car funeral!
McCain ‘08
A chicken in ever pot, a hand in every pocket.
McCain ‘08
Don’t let conservatism die, let me kill it.
How about:
GOP senators will enrich themselves by selling out American interests to Aztlan and the Jihad a little slower than the Democrats.
or
We’re the GOP. We suck less.
or
Will the last Reaganite Senator please turn off the lights?
or
Say it! Say it! Say “I lost the Reaganism.” Go on, say it!
[h/t Lost in America]
McCain ‘08
You think I suck now, wait ’til you see who I pick for VP.
1. “Romney doesn’t look so bad now, does he?”
2. Vote McLaim, ‘08
3. “Mulligan, anyone?” GOP ‘08
4. “It’s raining, it’s pouring, the candidates are abhoring. I’m Juan McCain and I approve
amnestythis message.”McCain ‘08
In an Absolut world, I am a conservative.
Mc895 reaching out to conseratives
Who he picks for vp is important because that person has a good chance of becoming cic.
McCain ‘08
It’s not just Michelle Obama’s kids I am not helping.
Two more:
Can’t spell Wahhabi without a Dubya at the front.
and
GOP Foreign Policy under the Bushes: Like White on Rice