GOP contest: The slogan change you deserve
I’ve been ragging on the Beltway Republicans for their lemming-like sloganeering and “Change You Deserve” crapola all week.
They deserve all the mockery that comes their way. They deserve it every day from now until the election until they get a clue.
Now, in the spirit of constructive change, I’m giving you the chance to offer up your slogan ideas to the GOP. Straight or snarky: It’s your choice.
Reader Kristen, who blogs at Mommy Needs a Cocktail, gets the first entry with her new t-shirts for sale here:
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# 84: nice link.
Apparently the Italians get it. Wouldn’t you love to see our government saying the above?
McCain ‘08
Vote for me now ’cause in 4 years it will be too hot to go outside.
McCain ‘08
Vote for me ’cause the
IslamoJihadthem guys over there want tokilldo mean things to us and they like B. Obama.G = Gutlessness
O = On
P = Parade
Just like them only less so
McCain-Not our
first,secondchoiceMcCain, because republicans really don’t want to win.
McCain, the agonizing choice.
Not after the shape this country is in after McCain gets out of office.
McCain 08!!!
Because I make it easier to supress the gag reflex!!!!
Ahhalion, I meant because mccain my die in office.
“McCain ‘08: Suck it up and drive on while I give away the store.”
Republicans:
Making disappointment more palatable for 20 years
“Bend Over Here It Comes Again.”
“McCain ‘08 - Hope I pick a good VeeP and remember how old I am.”
“Please, Please give us a 15th chance”
“If you can’t tell the difference, we have the (R) at the end of our name”
McCAIN 08 Because you were afraid of a mormon, you are stuck with me.
McCain ‘08
Because Dimocraps belong in the Republican party.
Re: sonofdy
My fault. Good call though - A great possibility.
So which nutjob will be his VP? I’m betting Hillary.
If he is smart, Romney.
McCAIN 08,
Because watching liberals enter PEST treatment is funny!!!
McCain will give the Republican party the death blow and pick a true liberal. My money is still on Rudy.
McCain 08
I really can’t think of a reason either.
The 2008 RINO Reunion Tour
the tour to end all tours
“Earmark This!”
McCain 08,
Because running QA test scripts is boring.
“Bitter, but not clinging”
“For People Who Beg for My Money, You Sure Don’t Listen”
Ok…one more, then I gotta go:
GOP 08′….”we’ll steer the ship….while you walk the plank”
My husband said the exact thing last night. Here in communist Portland, Lars Larson might have it right - I didn’t agree with him at first, he says maybe we just need to let Obama spend 4 years ruining this country to get a real leader in 2012.
My T-shirt idea was
“That Smell
Campaign 08″
I did order the
“Were Screwed” T-shirt. I’ll where it when I vote.
It has a double meaning for voters in California seeing that a Judges can overrule the people.
OK, OK, one more…..
GOP 08′…..North Carolinians need not apply!
“All the Principles of Democrats — With Half the Calories”
We’ve gotten the GOP we deserve. Weak-spined, mealy-mouthed spendaholic calling themselves conservative. The only thing conservative about them, a trait shared by all the feckless suits in Congress, is their attire and hair styles. Everything else: entitlements, attitudes and self-aggrandizing pomposity reeks of liberalism!
If everyone would get off their “party” soapboxes for a moment you might take note that the only candidate citing a constitutionally-based platform is Ron Paul. But, of course, everyone is too inclined to reflux and name calling to consider what “conservatism” really means. Not just in definition but in convictions and actions.
John McCain — Keeping the Those Damn Kids Off His Front Lawn Since 1980
“The party’s over. Time to piss on the floor!”
“Our biggest success is Iraq!”
“It’s been proven: We can spend more than Democrats and get less!”
“McCain 08: He’s got to be better than Bush, right?”
“Where’s Osama?”
“Everything you always wanted in a political party, and less.”
“Today’s GOP: Pandering since 2000″
“George Bush: Setting the bar *really low* for the GOP!”
McCain ‘08
No kiss or reacharound guaranteed!
“My GOP went to Washington and all I got was this lousy, unwinnable war.”
Michelle!!
Check out Wirs GopOnDemand - seriously, this is what it says:
“But if you want the power you have to donate. A $25 contribution is all that is asked. And if you make it a monthly $25 contribution, you get to participate in live, interactive webcasts with national, state and local public officeholders and Republican officials, personally answering your questions and concerns. So tell us what you want and give us $25 so we can deliver the future of the Republican Party to you.”
So to get OUR supposed party to actually listen to us, we have to PAY THEM…
GOP - RIP
“Mission Accomplished!”
GOP - For Sale to the highest bidder!
“GOP 2008: We need more time to find the Weapons of Mass Destruction.”
“GOP: We’ve done a heckuva job!”
You think I ignore the base now, wait until I don’t need their votes anymore.
GOP 08
My checks in the mail.
T-Shirt for the GOP/VIP:
“Im with Stupid”
“Katrina was just our opening act! Wait until the finale!”
“We haven’t worked this hard since Terri Schiavo!”
This is the “change” I believe in
“SPINE-FREE SINCE 2003!
WE’RE TODAY’S GOP”
two more and thats it, I promise….
“GOP 08′…..please press 2 for English”
or
“GOP 08′…..”mi casa es su casa”
GOP 08 - The Ultimate Dying Machine…
fulldroolcup’s got my vote.
I remember selling “None Dare Call it Treason” door to door, as a kid, just a few years after immigrating here… and that slogan, part of Goldwater’s campaign, “A choice, not an echo” stuck with me ever since.
That its now appropriately flipped around is pretty danged sad, but true.
It perfectly describes the new GOP slogan, which is clearly an echo of Obama’s campaign.
How do you do the cracking up smilie? LOL
dis-a-one?
: LOL :
But no spaces.
G-ang
O-f
P-rofiteers
McCain ‘08
Free clothespins at every voting booth!
Change
YEP
I’m gonna make a tee……..IGNORANT WHITE RACIST
On the back………McCain 08
And believe me it won’t go over very well in my neighborhood but what am I gonna do? Sit home and pout or hold my nose……
I like yours Joy…….Pic of McCain and the finger pointed his way…lol. Great stuff
NASCAR: The Official Sport of the current Republican Party. We go fast and turn left.
McCain ‘08: “I am what they call, lack of ANY option…”
GOP 08
FX/OR
GOP 2008: It’s Evening in America.
McCain thought it meant-
G-rand
O-ld
P-anderers
Vote GOP…Hollywood will be pi$$ed
HA! Good one dj.
Let’s see:
Meet your fate in ‘08.
Vote Republican in ‘08 –
Because one Democrat Party is never enough.
McCain — we don’t know what he is either.
Thanks
It would serve them right for all the crappy movies they keep churning out.
VACANCY 08
maybe even flashing?
It looks like segal got all the lefts talking points in.Nothing fresh in those.
Vote G.O.P. We saved the polar bears.
Typical Change?…Depends.
(think about it)
one serious entry, and it could work.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
…..GOP ‘08…..
GOP-the party of Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Libs- the party of david segal.
Slogan: “THE GOP, A HOME FOR ALL TRUE MODERATES”
Every year I watch as the Republican Party moves farther left. The Republicans are going to get smoked in November and they deserve it. The last best hope was Newt, he caved in 98, and now he sits on a couch with Nancy talking about global warming, what, hold on, I‘ll be right back, must go slam my head into the wall. I’m watching my country go down in flames, no not flames; it’s more like placing a frog in a pot of cold water and turning up the heat. We are the frogs and were nice and cozy; it’s just like a Jacuzzi. Pass me a glass of the champagne please; at least I’ll be hammered when it all comes down. Now that everyone thinks I’m insane let me make a suggestion:
The GOP will not be coming back to conservatism. Yes, it’s been said a million times before but it’s time for a third party.
The Democrat party is the liberal party
The Republican Party is the moderate party
The Conservative Party will be the………..wait for it……… conservative party
Malkin is appointed for life to head the Conservative Party. You will monitor the voting record of all politicians belonging to this party and instantly boot out anyone that votes left of right.
Ok, I’m waiting, I’ll register as soon as the party is formed, what’s the hold-up?
“VOTE GOP; We take being Conservative very liberally”
“You should have been here before the A$$holes took over”
Joy,
Not sure if you will come back. If you place your cursor over an emoticon, it will tell you what to type.
McCain ‘08
Because I can, deal with it.
Night all!
Well….. isn’t that special!! Thanks On-my-soap-box and feebiebabe for the smilie tips and lots of laughs with the slogans.
I’m not sure where the phrase came from and don’t completely understand it so I hope I’m not making a fool out of myself with this slogan. It just seems to fit from how I’ve seen the term used:
McCain ‘08 - America P’owned!
Joy -
Ha. I can’t tell ya how many times I saw the pwned thing before I finally asked.
Ya done good, Joy!!!!
Perfect context…IMHO
Change is all you will have in your pocket once these scumbag politicians get done with you!
“obtained unauthorized administrative control of the system.”
Ha! Fits better than I thought!!
McCain ‘08
“Can you spare some change?
GOP
“We must do as the cool kids do.”
The lesser of three evils is STILL EVIL.
“McCain 08? I thought I was voting for McClain 08!”
“Vote for the old guy, it’s important.”
“Remember when there was a party of small government? Neither do I.”
Would I lie to you? Again?
McCain ‘08
“Anyone know the phone number to that Spanish Language Tutorial Program, I think I am going to need it very soon”.
http://www.rosettastone.com
try that md! good programs! little expensive for me atm, but…produces excellent results. got a free demo of japanese (which i speak a little, but not fluently), i had my exwife use it, and could remember what she learned from it several months later with perfect accuracy.
better get a few extra copies of spanish for the rest of us, amigo LOL
anyway, back to work for a minute
McAmnesty’s
Over 20 Million Served.
I can’t find my testicles! They were there the last time I checked.
McCain ‘08
Get off my lawn!