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I already gave you my reasons for quitting Starbucks.

The ugly lady logo wasn’t one of them, but it’s apparently got one group worked up into a frothy lather:

Seems that one person’s smut is another person’s morning latte.

A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide and has found a place on the fringe advancing various conspiracy theories, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.

“Slutbucks?!”

Crikey. It’s a mermaid.

Whatevs. I’m off to Dunkin’ for a quick mid-afternoon fix…