Barack Obama: Gaffe machine
Here’s my syndicated column this week. Hardly a comprehensive list–and sure to grow.
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Barack Obama: Gaffe machine
Michelle Malkin
Creators Syndicate
Copyright 2008
All it takes is one gaffe to taint a Republican for life. The political establishment never let Dan Quayle live down his fateful misspelling of “potatoe.” The New York Times distorted and misreported the first President Bush’s questions about new scanner technology at a grocers’ convention to brand him permanently as out of touch.
But what about Barack Obama? The guy’s a perpetual gaffe machine. Let us count the ways, large and small, that his tongue has betrayed him throughout the campaign:
* Last May, he claimed that Kansas tornadoes killed a whopping 10,000 people: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” The actual death toll: 12.
*Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”
*Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, South Dakota audience, Obama exulted: “Thank you Sioux City…I said it wrong. I’ve been in Iowa for too long. I’m sorry.”
*Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?
*Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Alabama, he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement:
“There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.”
Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was “speaking metaphorically about the civil rights movement as a whole.”
*Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by honing in on a lack of translators: “We only have a certain number of them and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” The real reason it’s “harder for us to use them” in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.
*Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste clean-up:
“Here’s something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I’m not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don’t know exactly what’s going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.”
I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he’s voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the “costs, schedules, and technical issues” dealing with the nation’s most contaminated nuclear waste site.
*Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama’s “Dreams from My Father:”
“Then, there’s the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don’t exist, say the magazine’s own historians.”
* And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn’t “pose a serious threat to us”–cluelessly arguing that “tiny countries” with small defense budgets can’t do us harm– and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, “I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.”
Barack Obama–promoted by the Left and the media as an all-knowing, articulate, transcendent Messiah–is a walking, talking gaffe machine. How many more passes does he get? How many more can we afford?
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Obama has an exceptional campaign organization and he’s got the MSM in his back pocket. However, before November, I think the public will realize the emperor has no clothes. All the fluff is just lipstick on a pig.
Of course we all realize that we can’t eat what we want, drive the car of our choice or set the thermostat above 72 and expect Obama, Chavez & Ahmadinejad to “just say OK”….
Sambo:
Well, if you included that, I would have not said what I said or what I meant for to be said – a little Rumsfeld-esque.
#70- I am getting the same vibes about Sheppard Smith. He increasingly does not act like a good ole boy from Mississippi.
No, not mean, just plain stupid. The man just cannot give a speech or comment. His speechwriters and “spin doctor” have to be working overtime to help him. What do you expect from someone obsessed with possible power who has no experience.
How very “typical” of many conservatives. When a black(half-black) democrat reaches high levels of professional achievment, it has something to do with affirmative action. Any evidence of this anywhere?
Typical.
He scares me to death, but the people voting for him absolutely terrify me.
Talk about the herd instinct!
If it weren’t for
affirmative actionhis oratory skills, he’d be running a storefront legal clinic with his University of Illinois law school diploma thumbtacked to his cubicle divider. (That’s a great word picture, IMHO).This has nothing to do with “affirmative action” in the derogatory sense that he’s been given preference over a more qualified white candidate. Wait, that didn’t sound right…
From the MSM’s point of view, he’s liberal, so of course he’s smart. All the smart people are liberal.
This is the reason why his gaffes are written off as a “good man’s fault”, whereas if any of these gaffes were committed by Bush, they would be reported as conclusive evidence of his abject stupidity.
Uh, didn’t you read the post?
Secondly, that’s what affirmative action does, sweetie. It creates doubt about a person’s competency since they were hired because of race, rather than merit. That’s a natural consequence of handicapping.
You seem to forget how the Left called Condoleeza Rice “Aunt Jemima” when President Bush appointed her. Did you make a squawk about that?
Re: Bay State Republican:
Obama doesn’t have great oratory skills unless he’s reading the teleprompter.
Verbatim:
Cicero he is NOT.
Apparently, no one, you know, who actually thinks this idiot can, you know, speak well, has noticed how often he, you know, says “you know”, you know?
LOL Atheling – I stand corrected.
If you equate electoral success in gerrymandered districts with professional achievement, then no one can argue with you. To paraphrase liberal Geraldine Ferraro, if it weren’t for Obama’s race(s), he wouldn’t be in contention for the Democratic nomination.
As for evidence of affirmative action’s intent…you’re not serious are you?
BSR, I was referring to the affirmative action that got BHO into Harvard Law. I wasn’t implying that BHO used affirmative action to win caucuses.
It is worth noting that the Democrat Party uses racial and gender quotas in shaping the makeup of all convention delegates. Haven’t heard BHO reject that policy.
I’m not the Left, I’m my own person, and no I’ve never insulted Condoleeza Rice with any snarky, racial assumptions or slurs.
His race helped in states like MS,GA, LA, the Carolinas, and MD. Yeah, that’s identity based voting. Romney’s Mormonism helped him in the West. Hillary’s gender and age, help her with those demographics. Geraldine Ferraro has sour grapes, and is proving you conservatives correct about so-called white liberals not always being color-blind, and friends of Blacks. Now Barack is a sexist according to her. Okay, some evidence of that would be nice too.
You made the typical lazy-minded conservative blast that the achieving black man has benefitted from affirmative action. Was this before, or after he was president of Harvard Law Review. Where is the proof of affirmative action. You made the allegation which Cheryl piggybacked. Show me the proof. If you think he’s an idiot, fine enough. You’ve accused white liberals of being stupid, without tying in some affirmative action crap.
This man has come out of the pack, with a bizarre, Muslim sounding name, quasi-radical church, admitted drug history, and minimal experience. You think Democratic leaders handpicked this guy to take back the WhiteHouse. Hell no, Hillary was the chosen won, but the voters threw a wrench in the plans….starting with Iowa.. The voters chose him. Affirmative action my ass. You people are so freakin predictable, and go back to the same ole’ tired-ass playbook.
No, what is typical is a black(half-black) democrat using affirmative action to achieve anything at all (and is obvious in this case) and as noted in another post, when a black woman does reach high levels of professional achievement without the help of affirmative action, she is called a white house slave by liberal African Americans. Go figure…
MJ – why do you make these huge leaps – this comment about you being your own person, no one accused you of “insulting Condoleeza Rice.” I don’t see where anyone accused you personally of anything, yet you make these huge leaps and start hurling personal attacks at people.
Misscheryl:
She also can’t read. I never said that she “insulted” Condoleeza Rice. I asked if she “squawked” when the Left called Condoleeza Rice “Aunt Jemima”.
Riiiight…. That’s why every post I’ve read by you has taken a leftist position.
You’re full of it, MistressJustice (what a pretentious name).
MistressJustice the Pretentious One says:
He came out of the “pack” before we knew of his radical church (quasi??? why just “quasi”???).
And yes, perhaps the Democrat Party didn’t hand pick him but the media did. They’ve been fawning all over him like he’s the black Messiah since day one.
The very fact that he is unqualified, has poor judgment, associates with extremists, and never held an executive position since graduating from his poison ivy league school, indicates that he has come this far based on HIS RACE. It’s purely because he is a black man (though some may quibble about that but he considers himself so). Do you actually think that a white man with his crappy credentials would have made it this far?
Believe me, with a combination of voter affirmative action and the media, he made it SOLELY on the color of his skin!
mistressjustice:
This is how affirmative action rolled at law schools:
It’s real. It happened. When we can compare BHO’s LSAT scores with the top scores of rejected applicants, we’ll see what role affirmative action played in his admission.
You want to persuade him to release those scores?
Hahaha, kettle. Pot. Black.
If anyone here is “predictable”, it’s you. And if you don’t like it, why do you hang around here and spew your nonsense?
Go hang with the Kos Kids. They’re more your league.
“quasi-radical church”
Game, set, match…
To return this thread to its origin…
Maybe Barack’s problems would go away if he could keep his gaffe-hole shut.
On the other hand, Hillary’s gaff problem balances Obama’s gaffe problem.
Yeah, it did happened. That doesn’t mean Barack or every minority that graduated from Harvard Law School benefitted from it.(I’m not saying you said that).
Barack should release his scores when and if it’s relevant. He doesn’t have to prove jack on this matter, because nobody has proven that he was a beneficiary of affirmative action in school or employment. He should release his scores as soon as Hillary releases her’s, and McCain releases his comparable transcripts. The Black guy doesn’t have to go out of the way to prove anything. He has proven that he has run a remarkable campaign.
I usually ignore you, because you are a childish waste of time, and have a strange fixation with my screenname. Let me be clear. By stating my views on Condoleeza and insulting her racially, I thought I implied, what I will now state clearly.(Eyes open Cheryl):
I completely reject, condemn any attempts by left wingers to insult black conservatives based on their race. That includes baseless, and WITHOUT PROOF allegations of affirmative action, and calling them names like Aunt Jemimah, Uncle Tom, House Nigger ect. There, I think that’s clear enough even for the two of you.
I love it. All black people get by rather easy, it’s a fact.
Hey MJ: There you go trying for that “noble” thing again..aaaahhhh you missed:
1st – you implied I said something, when in fact, it wasn’t me who said it.
2nd – you said:
yaaawwwwnnnnnn…
PS – you did one of your fabulous leaps again – I didn’t use the “N” word – you did. I didn’t even imply it. Tell me, do you have a problem with road rage too? Just tell yourself..it’s just a blog…it’s just a blog…it’s just a blog…..
Not to get off topic…..but
Go Bobby Go
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What will NObama say next?
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God of the Universe says
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we will all keep backing you
despite your stupid statements
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Philosophy of Liberty Cartoon
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Blindly leading sheep to slaughter
Misstressjustatwit has poor comprehension skills AND cannot cut and paste well.
Thanks for the “Who’s on First” exchange, inadvertent as it was.
“I’m my own person”, says the adolescent.
right..I am woman…hear me roar…
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Hmmmm. Running a “remarkable campaign” excuses one from proving that he is qualified for a job? How unjust and undemocratic.
First off, I would hardly call his campaign “remarkable” except for the fact that it has:
1. Exposed a large swathe of American voters who fail to distinguish between demagoguery and rationality.
2. Exposed the media for its alarming bias for any candidate who walks in lockstep with its leftwing ideology.
The “remarkableness” of this campaign can hardly be attributed to Obama in terms of competence. The man has never held an executive position of any consequence during his entire career.
“Community activist”. Hell, a person selling baked goods to raise money for a public playground can be called a “community activist”.
Michelle, you are tops. Even old Rushbo has this column you wrote linked on his wed site.
Or better yet, use the preview button and come up with web site.
Cheryl,
The last paragraph of my last post was directed at your buddy concerning what I “squawk”, with a brief shoutout to you. I pasted your buddy’s post before I typed.
My House Nigger reference was an e.g, of labels I reject when spewed by left wingers against black conservatives, and doesn’t have a damn thing to do with your thoughts on the “N” word. I refuse to believe that you are as lost as you are acting, so I’ll just say, I don’t wanna play these games. Play with your buddy. Go back to believing that all black democrats benefit from affirmative action. I just hope you don’t teach young people that type of crap. Keep that ignorance to yourself. Be merciful
Go back to believing
that allblackit’s typical of black democrats to benefit from affirmative action.Accuracy matters woman.
There. Fixed it.
MJ – I never said “all,” I said “typically.” Regarding your use of the word nigger – I don’t want anyone to read your post and get the slightest impression that I said or implied anything like that when in all actuality I used the words “white house slave.” No matter that you understand.
Whether you don’t tolerate that kind of verbal abuse remains to be seen.
and as you say accuracy matters woman – it’s all relative apparently
nyk said:
I wouldn’t pay to see them. But no one paid to see them at the Obama rally.
Its certainly laughable to suggest that 75,000 would pay to attend one of their performances. But how many people would show up to see a free concert?
I’m not suggesting that each and every one of those who attended Barry O’s speech were drawn to the venue by the preceding free concert, but you can hardly suggest that these Decemberists could only expect to draw, at a free concert, a number of attendees similar to what they drew at one of the gigs for which they charged a fee.
The fact that a free concert preceded Barry O’s speech was newsworthy, especially considering the fact that the MSM attached so much significance to fact that the crowd was considerably larger than that which typically shows up for a political speech.
The MSM is pushing a particular narrative by omitting relevent contextual information from the story.
Don’t forget that this is the guy that claims to have campaigned in 57, count ‘em, 57 states. Not sure I’ve ever heard of the other 7 states, but I did go to government funded public schools.
Say what you will about Obama, but you can’t imply he’s no smarter than a 1rst grader on the issue. The fella was probably hungry and had steak sauce on his mind. Mmmmm steak sauce.
At Nuremberg, Nazi rallies were held to symbolize the solidarity between the German people and the Nazi party. The primary aspect was the almost religious focus on Adolf Hitler, portraying him as Germany’s saviour chosen by God. The crowd of their own free will subordinated themselves to Hitler disipline and order so they might be reborn.
I don’t care whether he releases his LSATs or not. All I’m saying is that when one makes the assertion that BHO did not benefit from affirmative action, that person bears the burden of proof.
Having had the experience of meeting people of all races and all levels of competence, one can separate the wheat from the chaff. Obama is chaff.
But don’t take my word for it. The Nation reported:
$13K per year isn’t exactly genius pay–even back in 1985. The board hired an “impressive” silver-tongued airhead.
TexasTiger:
LOL LOL LOL. The only people who made assertions regarding Barack and Affirmative Action were you and others making inferences that he’s the nominee because of it. The burden is on the likes of you to provide the proof. If you can’t or don’t care to, well, that’s fine. I haven’t made any assertions, but rather have challenged unsubstantiated assertions from folks like you. Come on, you know better. Moreover, I thought you were going back to the thread topic.
As a reminder:
Your mission, if you choose to accept it:
Tell me about the affirmative action that got Barack Obama into Law School. Proof would be nice. Please don’t just say well, uh, he’s Black.
Please try to remember who makes the assertions, and who is requesting the proof.
That’s classic strawman spin right there Double T. Whudareyoutalkinabout son? Peace out.
TexasTiger:
LOL LOL LOL. The only people who made assertions regarding Barack and Affirmative Action were you and others making inferences that he’s the nominee because of it. The burden is on the likes of you to provide the proof. If you can’t or don’t care to, well, that’s fine. I haven’t made any assertions, but rather have challenged unsubstantiated assertions from folks like you. Come on, you know better. Moreover, I thought you were going back to the thread topic.
As a reminder:
Your mission, if you choose to accept it:
Tell me about the affirmative action that got Barack Obama into Law School. Proof would be nice. Please don’t just say well, uh, he’s Black.
Please try to remember who makes the assertions, and who is requesting the proof.
That’s classic strawman spin right there Double T. Whudareyoutalkinabout son? Peace out.
You got that right. It’s called demagoguery.
BTW, did you know that the Nazis were fanatical health nuts? Organic food, even vegetarianism (as Hitler was a vegetarian), no smoking, etc… was all the rage.
Except Obama does smoke. It’s interesting that he gets a free pass on that, since most lefies consider smokers worse than child molesters.
I wonder why it’s so difficult to find out whether or not Obama was an affirmative action recipient? Why is it that the media seems to avoid asking him that question?
In the following article, Mr. Blum asserts that Obama has already admitted that his entrance to Harvard Law School was based on affirmative action:
This presents Barack Obama with unique opportunity. Having campaigned against the passage of the Michigan initiative, can he chart a new path now that he is running for president? And, having admitted he attended Harvard law school because of affirmative action, can he now say the time has come to try something different?
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=NjA2MjUwZTE1MmFmMDZjMjM4YmVlZjQ1YjBjYWY1MzY=
If Obama was not an affirmative action recipient, would he not declare himself as such – particularly in light of Geraldine Ferraro’s recent comments on his being where he is because he is black? If I had no benefits from AA, but someone accused me of such, I would be rather quick to declare the truth of the matter to repudiate the erroneous assertion.