Comments on: “Top Ten Ways the Democrat National Convention Could Be Even Lamer” http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/ news and commentary from a conservative perspective Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:14:29 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Politicalguano http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-333041 Politicalguano Mon, 26 May 2008 14:54:15 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-333041 DNC Denver laugh - in must include several improvements: (1) Convention wide die-in during prime time; (2) Ban all white males except gays; (3) phony Iraq/Afgan war veterans must storm the stage and call for Senator Kerry to join them in denouncing all US military personnel as murderers; (4) announce that the Convention all menial jobs and food service is being provided by illegal aliens; (5) Hugo Chavez to give keynote speech; (6) DNC platform to call for the destruction of Israel; (7) All food to be cooked using burning Bibles; (8) Come on folks - if I go any further its gonna get rally ugly! DNC Denver laugh – in must include several improvements: (1) Convention wide die-in during prime time; (2) Ban all white males except gays; (3) phony Iraq/Afgan war veterans must storm the stage and call for Senator Kerry to join them in denouncing all US military personnel as murderers; (4) announce that the Convention all menial jobs and food service is being provided by illegal aliens; (5) Hugo Chavez to give keynote speech; (6) DNC platform to call for the destruction of Israel; (7) All food to be cooked using burning Bibles; (8) Come on folks – if I go any further its gonna get rally ugly!

]]> By: ArizonaNeanderthal http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-332859 ArizonaNeanderthal Mon, 26 May 2008 01:29:53 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-332859 <blockquote>On May 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm, <strong>Barry F</strong>. said: Sorry. “Goog” should be good. *blush*</blockquote> Goog IS Not good, or is? DNC theme song "Burn, Baby, Burn"? Oh please, that would be goog, good, whatever. Denver can use the fire insurance to replace their art.

On May 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm, Barry F. said:
Sorry. “Goog” should be good. *blush*

Goog IS Not good, or is?

DNC theme song “Burn, Baby, Burn”? Oh please, that would be goog, good, whatever. Denver can use the fire insurance to replace their art.

]]> By: atheling http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-331750 atheling Fri, 23 May 2008 20:46:54 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-331750 Let them eat condoms. Let them eat condoms.

]]> By: Mixer14 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330829 Mixer14 Fri, 23 May 2008 01:05:50 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330829 My Top 10. 10. Get Yoko Ono to sing 'Give Peace a Chance' instead of playing the National Anthem. 9. Get the Dixie Chicks to hold a group 'Ashame-in' with Michelle Obama. 8. Make the delegates ride stationary bicycle generators to provide power to the convention. 7. Hold a bake sale to pay for carbon offsets required to bake the goods. 6. Show the film 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner' at the pre-convention warm up. 5. Offer up recycled party platforms for the coming election. 4. Tax all conventioneers with shoes $10 to get them used to the idea if they win in November. 3. Have security rough up a CBS news person on camera to get that 1968 convention feel rolling in the hall. 2. Make conventioneers 'Poo in the Woods' to save paper and water resources. 1. Have Bill Clinton tell 'Your momma is so fat' jokes between keynote speakers. My Top 10.

10. Get Yoko Ono to sing ‘Give Peace a Chance’ instead of playing the National Anthem.

9. Get the Dixie Chicks to hold a group ‘Ashame-in’ with Michelle Obama.

8. Make the delegates ride stationary bicycle generators to provide power to the convention.

7. Hold a bake sale to pay for carbon offsets required to bake the goods.

6. Show the film ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner’ at the pre-convention warm up.

5. Offer up recycled party platforms for the coming election.

4. Tax all conventioneers with shoes $10 to get them used to the idea if they win in November.

3. Have security rough up a CBS news person on camera to get that 1968 convention feel rolling in the hall.

2. Make conventioneers ‘Poo in the Woods’ to save paper and water resources.

1. Have Bill Clinton tell ‘Your momma is so fat’ jokes between keynote speakers.

]]> By: Boomer http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330722 Boomer Thu, 22 May 2008 22:58:06 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330722 I finally got a chance to view this at home. The DOD doesn’t want me to be able to go to this site at work. It was worth the wait. :D I finally got a chance to view this at home. The DOD doesn’t want me to be able to go to this site at work. It was worth the wait. :D

]]> By: Mixer14 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330585 Mixer14 Thu, 22 May 2008 20:47:58 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330585 How about a contest timing how fast a group can raise a white flag and surrender to the enemy? How about a contest timing how fast a group can raise a white flag and surrender to the enemy?

]]> By: gridlock http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330577 gridlock Thu, 22 May 2008 20:39:03 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330577 11. People all over the world Join hands Start a Love Train, Love Train! 12. Affirmative Action for Hookers: All hookers must represent disadvantaged classes of gender, attractiveness and Body Mass Index. 11. People all over the world
Join hands
Start a Love Train, Love Train!

12. Affirmative Action for Hookers: All hookers must represent disadvantaged classes of gender, attractiveness and Body Mass Index.

]]> By: MrOlympia http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330559 MrOlympia Thu, 22 May 2008 20:26:07 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330559 Will voters/delegates/Super delegates disenfranchised by HOWARD DEAN be allowed to go to the convention? Howard Dean is my hero HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! How can Demoncrats explain the disenfranchisement of voters? Doesn't every vote count? FRIGGIN BIGGEST HYPOCRITES and FAKE PEOPLE on earth!!! If I was from Michigan or Florida I certainly wouldn't vote Demoncrat if I was one. Oh darn thats right, JSM is just about the same as one. OH well..... Will voters/delegates/Super delegates disenfranchised by HOWARD DEAN be allowed to go to the convention? Howard Dean is my hero HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

How can Demoncrats explain the disenfranchisement of voters? Doesn’t every vote count? FRIGGIN BIGGEST HYPOCRITES and FAKE PEOPLE on earth!!! If I was from Michigan or Florida I certainly wouldn’t vote Demoncrat if I was one. Oh darn thats right, JSM is just about the same as one. OH well…..

]]> By: JT http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330547 JT Thu, 22 May 2008 20:09:41 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330547 <blockquote>Someone needs to stake out the adult entertainment venues for those pics of the delegates looking to enhance their convention experience. We could host the pics and videos here for extra fun…</blockquote> This is what I'll miss about Teddy. Who's gonna pick up the mantle letcherous drunken lout of the senate? Drunken nights in Palm beach chasing girls 1/3 his age without any pants on. Ah... the memories. They just don't make 'em as un-PC as Teddy anymore.

Someone needs to stake out the adult entertainment venues for those pics of the delegates looking to enhance their convention experience.

We could host the pics and videos here for extra fun…

This is what I’ll miss about Teddy. Who’s gonna pick up the mantle letcherous drunken lout of the senate? Drunken nights in Palm beach chasing girls 1/3 his age without any pants on. Ah… the memories. They just don’t make ‘em as un-PC as Teddy anymore.

]]> By: JT http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330533 JT Thu, 22 May 2008 20:01:05 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330533 Let's have a large carbon footprint with a Patriotic bonfire for any troops that show up. Let’s have a large carbon footprint with a Patriotic bonfire for any troops that show up.

]]> By: oldcollegeguy1980 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330530 oldcollegeguy1980 Thu, 22 May 2008 20:00:05 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330530 Someone needs to stake out the adult entertainment venues for those pics of the delegates looking to enhance their convention experience. We could host the pics and videos here for extra fun... Someone needs to stake out the adult entertainment venues for those pics of the delegates looking to enhance their convention experience.

We could host the pics and videos here for extra fun…

]]> By: JT http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330521 JT Thu, 22 May 2008 19:51:17 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330521 Since its all about recycling, make it hay from mucked stalls. Since its all about recycling, make it hay from mucked stalls.

]]> By: IndependentTom http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330517 IndependentTom Thu, 22 May 2008 19:47:23 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330517 LOL....Denver's' only a coupla hours away. I havn't made my mind up yet to observe it in person or just fire up the boob tube with some fresh buttered popcorn. Either way I'll bet it's a better circus than Barnum and Bailey's. LOL….Denver’s’ only a coupla hours away. I havn’t made my mind up yet to observe it in person or just fire up the boob tube with some fresh buttered popcorn. Either way I’ll bet it’s a better circus than Barnum and Bailey’s.

]]> By: J S Ragman http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330492 J S Ragman Thu, 22 May 2008 19:26:38 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330492 <blockquote>Can they drop it in the form of complete hay bales?</blockquote> Or maybe hay that has already been through the horse?

Can they drop it in the form of complete hay bales?

Or maybe hay that has already been through the horse?

]]> By: nyc123me http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/comment-page-1/#comment-330482 nyc123me Thu, 22 May 2008 19:18:40 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/22/top-ten-ways-the-democrat-national-convention-could-be-even-lamer/#comment-330482 "7. Celebratory balloons being dropped on crowd replaced with much more biodegradable dyed hay." Can they drop it in the form of complete hay bales? :) “7. Celebratory balloons being dropped on crowd replaced with much more biodegradable dyed hay.”
Can they drop it in the form of complete hay bales?
:)

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