“Beware of the Brown Note”
It’s the latest Democrat National Committee conspiracy.
Watch out for a tinfoil shortage this summer.
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In other words, the Hillary cackle.
Man these people smoke too much of the chronic!
Protesters better stock up on Depends!
They’re on to us! Well, poop!
/lib
Wow, what a crappy thing for the Denver city council to do…
Damn, these people stink enough. Who would ever want to make the stink worse?
Hum, come prepared. Tin foil hats and pooper scoopers.
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By Michelle Malkin • June 5, 2008 01:28 PM It’s the latest Democrat National Committee conspiracy.
Watch out for a tinfoil shortage this summer.
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#1On June 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm, SPCOlympics said:
As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control.
In other words, the Hillary cackle.
HA HHHHAAAAA!!! BWAHAHHAAAA!!!!
Stock in Reyonlds foil up $7.00, get yours now. Boy, oh boy, these people are a hoot.
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In an unrelated note, a new, $18 million Dunkin Donuts has opened across the street from Police Headquarters.
Yeah, let’s vote to have the left nimrods run this country. Unbelievable.
Never heard of no stupid “brown note”, but I suggest the police employ the method of crowd control used in the movie “Soylent Green”.
http://www.oilempire.us/graphics/soylent-green.jpg
Isn’t there medication for paranoia like this?
Don’t infrasonic frequency me bro!
Mythbusters did a pretty handy job of debunking the “brown note” myth.
I’m buying futures in foil…I’ll be rich (until Barack Obama takes it from me, that is).
This is so much fun on so many levels. For starters, why are they so worried about what the security detail is buying to keep the peace if they are there to support or peacefully protest their own convention? Could it be that they plan on a
littlelot of organized violence and general unruliness that would require a heavy-handed response from the police and SS? So it isn’t so Batman!?!But I’m guessing the tin-foil starter for this story came from this snippet:
That could be a number of real scienctific items, the first that comes to mind is this:
The Mosquito
But even that newer piece of sound dispersion device only puts out a sound younger ears can hear due to the frequency range.
/passes out the tinfoil hats to the moonbats
The Brown Note is a fallacy, a complete urban legend.
The democrats are so full of $h!t that there’s no way this actually ever existed.
“You’re doing a heck’va job Brown Note!”
If they could combine the Brown Note with the Panties for Peace, they would have a mind-boggling weapon.
Heading to the store before the price of tinfoil skyrockets.
I watch South Park too.
Cartman proved the Brown Note, therefore it must exist.
Hhmmmmm. If they think the Brown Note is real, I could make a fortune by buying a semi load of depends & selling them in Denver for $100.00 each.
Heh! Keep ‘em guessing.
This should be used on congress…
Oh my goodness, LOLOL.
I emailed my two brothers in Denver when I read this. I told them to quick go out and buy a “port-a-potty” company; mind over matter you know.….
If they think it exists, you never know, the appearance of the police could trigger………well you know what I mean.
The Brown Note is indeed a FACT. Is was designed by John Moses Browning in 1931/32. The actual name is Browning Note but more commonly refered to as the MaDuce.
The infrasonic frequency does indeed resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control as well as other bodily functions. Many consider it the most humane, or at least effective, crowd control device.
mngirl- don’t you mean the mindless over the matter???
i know my earlier post was in jest, but yes, this is correct.
Personally, i find that a belt fed weapon tends to be the most effective crowd control device
The Brown Note just happens to be the most hillarious one.
The Brown Note may give them all a real reason to “hope for change” — a change of clothing, that is.
Someone noted it above…
Think about the potential for this group’s candidate to be POTUS. Obama is their standardbearer. He is carrying their banner this election cycle.
Okay. I’m scared now.
Is the convention in Denver or South Park? Is Kenny G really going to be there? And will Mr. Garrison come to terms with Not being molested by his father? Tune in to the DNC convention to find out.
What a bunch of idiots.
Funny prank:
Take a chocoloate pudding cup from your lunch.
Go to a protest during DNC, and get near the ront of the crowd.
Pop top off the pudding and surrptitously pout it downthe back of the pants of a nearby hippy.
Point and SCREAM “THE POLICE ARE USING A BROWN RAY - LOOK AT HIS PANTS (point) EVERYONE RUN!”
Watch the ensuing stampede.
“We had to duck on our way nto the convention hall because of all the diaper fire.”–
Hillary Clinton
diaper fire
LMAO
brown is the new black…
Outstanding, Flarn.
Any Traders want to get into the futures market for this: Denver large quantities of guano. IT HAS VALUE! But use with caution —
I’m definitely low-tech. Give me a nightstick or baton anyday.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper just to deploy Slayer cds? Hippies hate death metal.
This isn’t some dirty, backdoor plot by Denver to try to steal the title “Chocolate City” is it?
“Backdoor”? No pun intended, right?
I knew the DNC convention would be crappy.
Yes, they’re crazy. Yes, they’re paranoid. But the “microwave gun” they’re afraid of is real. I saw it on an episode of “Future Weapons”. The guy they demonstrated it on said it felt like instantly getting the worst sunburn you’ve ever had.
No word yet on whether tinfoil hats are an effective countermeasure.
Thanks for the tip on “Brown Note;” now’s the time to buy stock in Depends/Pampers!
I wonder why the Police won’t tell them their crowd control methods?
take a look here and and here
According to your link, the foil would help them, James….
These folks are beyond parody.
I’ll be glued to my TV with popcorn in hand if they start protesting in Faraday cages. One can only hope.
Quick science question for me, if you put tin foil in the microwave, what happens? I am just imagining a huge crowd of liberals all covered in tin foil…..
I love conspiracies because they give us something to laugh about. If I have to, I’ll make up my own conspiracy, just to amuse myself.
HOWEVER…this question:
Does anyone on this forum not believe that the government would go to extraordinary lengths to control the populace, if it could get away with it?
Isn’t this one of the reasons we try to be ever-vigilant against it? Is this not one of the reasons we are trying to keep McBama (Ocain) out of the White House and get rid of an encroaching government?
Inch by inch, my friends.
Just had to share this….
yes thats right, a shot to stop farting
Maybe it’s already in use on the DNC et al but coming out the wrong end…….you know, running off at the mouth……
Wow, if only…
My first instinct was to say, “You must be sh***ing me.” But, I didn’t. Well, I guess, in a round about way, I did.
Now, if they could innoculate Congress and others here, maybe we could cut their hot air down some.
TMoney #51: Yes–our current Congress, IMHO, really would go to extraordinary lengths to control the populace! Here in Denver, it is said that Re-create ‘68 is going to aggressively protest the Dems vote on the war in Iraq (hence the name) and that they are prepared to battle the police to make their anti-war position heard on TV. I will not be anywhere near downtown Denver and rue the day these knuckleheads (DEM Mayor Hickenlooper and DEM Gov Ritter) recommended this city. Believe me, it’s ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.
This would be the only way I would watch the TV coverage of the convention.
And if the hippies ate baked beans followed by pineapple juice, they’d be playing Hawaiian music!
I don’t think even YouTube could handle the traffic if these incidents were to occur. I could waste alot of time @ work, because I would watch over & over!
#55,
In the current bill passing through congress, farm emissions of methane are regulated as well. No S#$%, look it up. we might need this shot in this country as well.
As a counter/counter measure, I hear the Denver police are outfitting their swat teams with depends.
Could you imagine all those moonbats sitting in their own stew!!!! Master Card moment if there ever were one.
When all the Dems show up in Denver can we then put into place a “true” cap and trade and send them off. Perhaps to Venezuela or Italy along with Sarandon.
I’ll make this a self-fulfilling prophecy! I’ll open a drink stand and sell them laxative!
and remember….only one square of tissue per Democrap.
That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
I suppose that it is a better option than blood in the streets….
Talk about scaring the s**t out of people!
Just put em’ all inside an internment stockade like they did at the 2004 DNC convention here in Boston. Still good for a chuckle.
Maybe they’ll play “Puberty Love” over the loudspeakers for crowd control.
could just pass out job applications…
Full-auto Tasers!
The “micro-wave” ray is real. The reporter who was the subject of a demonstration described it as like being splashed with scalding water but the pain stops instantly when you move out of its path or range. It leaves no mark or lingering effect, except determination get out of the way next time confronted with it. Sounds like an ideal crowd control toy.
brooklyn red said:
Capitalizing on the Maynard G. Krebs reflex! If that isn’t enough then throw in free deodorant.
Well, lets hope they don’t use the “Bud beam”, (a joint venture developed by Anheuser-Busch & Halliburton) it destroys the part of the brain that is effected by marijuana… one exposure & you can never get stoned again. heh, heh, heh, pass it on.
#25 mngirl, It is mind over matter; I don’t mind because they don’t matter!
These people are allowed to vote?
I would think the moonbats don’t need any technological assistance with pooping their pants. They seem to be quite capable of such without any help.
From the people who brought you the Nude Bomb. Hey come to think of it another Get Smart movie is coming out. HMMMMMMM I think the plan is becoming clearer, BWAHAAHA
Migod.. if people weren’t convinced how off the rails these libs were already, this should do the trick. Then again, there’s a lot of gullible idiots out there - look no further than our choices for POTUS come November. Maybe all the moonbats will take ex-lax and then try to sue the police.
Better having the poop in their pants than having it come out their mouths as it usually does..
If this “brown note” thing actually worked when directed at democrats, there would be nothing left but their socks.
They just want something to blame the hippie-stench on.
Re-create ‘68 you self-absorbed ignorant stinky neo-marxist Abbie Hoffman wannabees! Live the dream, useful idiots, live the dream.
I personally own an armadillo helmet.
The Denver authorities should turn to someone with experience in hippie control.
I wonder if the tin hats can fend of a good shot from a night stick ? Guess we’re gonna find out, right ?
I love all the puns, it’s nice to laugh about this for a change.
I think it’s quite ironic that the moonbat left is essentially protesting themselves - the DNC - in a leftist, sanctuary city, second only to the People’s Republic of Boulder, with a Dem gov and legislature.
My first thought was to work from home that week, but after discussing it with a couple of co-workers, we thought it may be more fun to bring video cameras and capture some of the downtown insane asylum during lunch and after work. We’re right on the 16th Street Mall, 2 blocks from Civic Center Park and the Capitol where so many of the crazies are camping out.
Pump up the volume! pump up the volume!
No it isn’t. But with Miss Hillary and Senator Hussein meeting tonight I guess there is not much chance of a repeat.
Damn.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24993082/
Somebody’s been watching too much South Park. And just who is this guy? Shouldn’t they have found a reputable person to interview rather than some random freak show simply because he had the best White Guy Dreads and was glistening with all the Patchouli oil he had drenched himself with to hide the pot smoke and fact he hadn’t bathed since the Carter Administration?
I just hope nobody informs them of all the Agent Orange that was sprayed on the Marijuana fields or the backward masking telling them to vote Republican, get jobs, pay their own way and accept responsibility for their own lives and actions that was done to all the Phish and Grateful Dead CD’s and tapes for the last year and a half. That would really ruin all our nefarious plans.
The Mayor of Denver should be applauded. He gets 18 Million in Federal Funds (that is a miniscule amount, BTW) and then shrouds it in mystery. Suddenly, a rumor is leaked that the dreaded “Brown Note” will be released on the crowd! Whooooo.. You can see the hippies talkin’ about this one between bong hits.
He probably did more good for his city by quelling these idiots with scuttlebutt (excuse the pun)than if he had actually gotten equipment to play the brown note..
It would be more fun than football to see crowds of hippies poop themselves on national TV.
Life Lesson: Paranoid, untrustworthy people are like that for a good reason. They know themselves all too well. They think everyone else is as they are: liars and cheaters. Liberalism groupthink manifested by its permanenent rebellion chic has at its core a real awareness of the vapidity of their own collective souls. They, in their anti-establishment rants know that had they the power of the “man” or “corporate America” they would “get theirs”, unfairly, at the expense of all others.
Fortunately the prevailing winds around my little Colorado town tend to blow the stench from Denver in an Easterly direction. Think they might notice it in D.C.?
Nahhhhhh……..
How could you tell that was what they were doing, certainly not by the smell. Maybe that what Chris Matthews was doing when he had a leg thrill.