Comments on: Only in Berkeley: “Dumpster Muffin” bitterly clings to her tree

By: Michelle Malkin » UC Berkeley tries to cut off trespassing tree people’s supplies; city council balks

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:34:31 +0000

[...] This is getting really, really ridiculous. Last week, I noted the latest developments in the 18-month standoff between the UC Berkeley administration and the city’s moonbatty, trespassing tree people (see here and here). [...]

By: jeanie

jeanie — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:50:58 +0000

Since many of these tree people may be homeless or semi-homeless, perhaps these seem like good accomodations to them.

By: papertiger

papertiger — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:17:44 +0000

It’s in Berkeley so contrary to popular myth it’s perpetually fricken cold. In the “heat” of the day its 70, at night 50. You don’t need a firehose to blast her out o the tree – just a sprinkler would do it.
Dumpster muffin would get teeth chattering cold on their best summer night.

No wait. I just had a better idea. Paintball target practice.

No wait. Even better. Raise up a reporter in a basket to interview Muffie. We need this girl’s endorcement for the next president on record.

To tell the truth though, after looking at the pictures, and given the political proclivities of the UC Berk board of regents, the potential patrons of an expanded new sports complex in Berkeley, the likely source of funding for the construction, and the fact that is a damn fine specimen of a Black Oak, I’m rooting for Gutter Muffin and her band of smelly gypseys to win this thing.
F — every sort of government construction in that quagmire of city.
They tax us for that crap, and as far as I am concerned it’s money down a rat hole.

By: mattm

mattm — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:53:20 +0000

They need to cut down all the trees surrounding the area they are in and fence in the trees they are in. Have police form a line to prevent anyone from bringing supplies in. Arrest anyone who attempts to. Curt off unoccupied branches and structures one by one until they can arrest them

They need to go to booking and then a mental institution. They are not sane. If you are willing to put you life in danger in a jury-rigged perch ABOVE a tree which a crane is needed to access, that goes beyond moral convictions. I wouldn’t be suprized if some of these tree sitters had attempted suicide before.

I wonder if they are looking for a Suicide by Cop situlation?

By: Die Hippie, Die

Die Hippie, Die — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:19:22 +0000

Two words: Fire Ants

By: rightisright

rightisright — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:15:23 +0000

Is she the left over residue of one or both the freaks in the 1st picture?

What has happened to my country?

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:51:09 +0000

Libs and leftists are cowards. There’s no way she would kill herself over a tree. TAKE HER!

By: Helene

Helene — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:45:21 +0000

What happens if “Dumpster Muffin” gets struck by lightning?

By: Speakup

Speakup — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:44:34 +0000

Night-ops

Start the tape of crying kittens on the P.A.

By: oldcollegeguy1980

oldcollegeguy1980 — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:33:22 +0000

No Friday update.

God I hope this insanity goes on all summer.

Or at least till the Marxist Coronation in Denver this August.

By: graysonret

graysonret — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:33:37 +0000

I was just thinking…now there is an idea for Hillary to do. Sit in a tree at the convention and refuse to come down until they nominate her. Might work, with these liberals.

By: HeatherRadish

HeatherRadish — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:35:38 +0000

On June 20th, 2008 at 8:27 am, abstractmind said:

I’m still just not seeing the problem with her falling out of the tree and being another person removed from helping to spread her shallow end of the gene pool.

You know how much paperwork there is when someone goes splat? The fine law enforcement officers working the trees don’t deserve that…

By: RabbidSquirrel

RabbidSquirrel — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:41:49 +0000

I’d like to modify my idea…

Shoot the net over her, attach the net AND the tree to the helicopter. Then cut the tree off at the base.

Now its win-win all around because they can fly her AND the tree to a remote forest. The tree will be gone from Berkeley however she can continue on with her love-fest…..

By: RabbidSquirrel

RabbidSquirrel — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:35:17 +0000

I like the stuntman airbags idea. I would love to watch her bounce down through the tree limbs like a tranquilized bear. But they are afraid she would martyr herself !?! hmmmmm

OK. Lets shoot one of those nets over her so she cant fall and then one of the workers can tie it off so she cant get out. A helicopter could then fly over and pick up the net from the air.

The helicoopter could then fly her to a nice safe nature preserve somewhere far far far away from the Bay area and then release her unharmed into another natural habitat. She could then take up residence forever in another forest.

By: roadrage

roadrage — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:30:05 +0000

Wow! Looks like Berkeley’s chickens have come home to roost … literally!