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(Photoshop credit: Lumberjack)

(Photoshop credit: The People’s Cube)

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In response to Barack Obama’s foreign policy adviser endorsing Winnie the Pooh as a “fundamental text on national security” this week (yes, it’s true), readers and bloggers are having brutal fun with Photoshop. No doubt Obama’s minions will find some way to characterize this well-deserved mockery as a RACIST! DISTRACTION! that’s diverting us from REAL ISSUES! And as Michelle O would no doubt grumble, this image collection doesn’t help her kids.

To quote Eeyore: “No matter.”

Enjoy (and be sure to put down beverages before viewing):

Via DPGI…

Via American Elephant…

Via The People’s Cube:

Slublog’s got another good one at Ace of Spades.

So does Rush Limbaugh:

And using the handy Logobama…

Michelle Obama proudly told the women on The View yesterday that “kids are drawn to Barack.” With a platform of cartoon diplomacy stuck in a world of make-believe, Obama’s got the preschool-level voting bloc all locked up. Woo-hoo. Fist bumps!

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More! Via Six Meat Buffet, this is not the Pooh Obama knew…

And from commenter Tennessee Dave, Pooh-isms tailor-made for Obama:

I have a list of words of wisdom from Winnie the Pooh and three of them seem to fit Obama:

1. “Those who are clever, who have a brain, never understand anything.”

2. “When you are a Bear of very little brain and you think of things, you find sometimes that a thing which seems very
thing-ish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.”

3. “Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along and not bothering.”