Veepstakes: Pooh-Silky ‘08!

By Michelle Malkin  •  June 20, 2008 01:25 AM

The Congressional Black Caucus forwarded two names to Barack Obama’s veep team: Sam Nunn and John Edwards. (Story at Townhall.) The Nunn pick is in line with what I wrote about the veepstakes in February:

Obama’s pick is a bit more difficult to game out. I think he’d also go for an older “statesman” type to bolster his weak foreign policy/national security credentials. I’m thinking Lee Hamilton. Moderate Democrat. Long resume with experience on the House Committee on Foreign Affairs, the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, the Iraq Study group, Hart-Rudman Commission, the President’s Homeland Security Advisory Council, and, of course, the 9/11 Commission circus.

Nunn would bring weight and gravitas to the ticket.

John Edwards would bring what? Hairspray?

Seriously?

What’s the Congressional Black Caucus thinking? Beats the hell out of me. We won’t look a gift pony in the mouth, though. Pooh-Silky ‘08 is great fodder for the army of Photoshoppers!

Speaking of which, I have to get in another Pooh photoshop. This one’s from reader Erin. Instant classic:

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Reminds me of Allahpundit’s 2004 classic:

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The more things change…

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  1. #355027
    On June 20th, 2008 at 1:38 am, Brenda said:

    Neither one of them will make the Hillary supporters happy. Which mean they may end up voting for McCain. So go ahead Obama and choose one of them.

  2. #355029
    On June 20th, 2008 at 1:39 am, love2rumba said:

    Nunn would bring weight and gravitas to the ticket.

    Sam Nunn is part of the reason why we are bailing out banks, investment banks, and securities dealers with their bad assets being swapped for T-bills i.e. increase of our national debt!

  3. #355041
    On June 20th, 2008 at 2:27 am, Fat Jolly Penguin said:

    Ugh. Not Silky Pony — anyone but Silky Pony.

  4. #355056
    On June 20th, 2008 at 3:51 am, scottthong said:

    Ha ha, I’m the third commentor and first two trackbackers!

    Finally, recompense for being last to know anything because my time zone is upside down compared to Malkin’s.

    (1.25am there is like 3.25pm here methinks)

  5. #355057
    On June 20th, 2008 at 3:52 am, scottthong said:

    (oops, fourth)

  6. #355070
    On June 20th, 2008 at 5:15 am, gayle said:

    I made the prediction months ago that Silky would get a VP spot.

    Hopefully I am wrong.

  7. #355075
    On June 20th, 2008 at 5:43 am, graysonret said:

    Usually, I used to ignore the VP candidate before. The VP job, under the Constitution, is a pretty worthless job. But, since the national government has decided that the Constitution is no longer in effect, I suppose I need to look closely at who is running. The new VP may be making policy, in the future…like a co-Presidency, that the msm seems to think we have today.

  8. #355107
    On June 20th, 2008 at 7:14 am, DougT said:

    What is up with “pooh”? Where did that “h” come from?

    Oh, wait a sec, I get it. It’s a reference to a children’s story.

    Here, I thought it was misspelled descriptive metaphor.

    Gore looks far too animated to be convincing as himself playing a green Tigger.

    I still think Obama goes with Jim Webb. But, like so many others, I just want the Kindle from PJM.

  9. #355110
    On June 20th, 2008 at 7:19 am, ACHefty said:

    I hope the silk-meister gets the nod. He was a miserable companion for the French guy who might have served in Vietnam, and he’ll bring more misery to the Dems in November yet again.

    Too bad we have to cheer for poor performance of liberals instead of championing a true conservative.

    GRR!

  10. #355114
    On June 20th, 2008 at 7:31 am, Goldwater Knight said:

    Bloggers have a great sense of humor.
    Too bad the liberals will eventually jail you for it.

  11. #355144
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:21 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    Pooh-Silky ‘08! The Photoshoppers got that one right. That has pretty much been my opinion of Mr. Channel the Dead.Now I understand why my daughter will not let the kids watch Teletubbies–it’s political!

  12. #355164
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:30 am, englishqueen01 said:

    It’s not going to be Hillary – of that I’m certain. And I hope her followers take that as the snub it will be.

    My money is on John Edwards. Let’s see if we can give him a 0-2 record. ;)

  13. #355165
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:32 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    He’s baaaaaack.

    In Silky’s “Two Americas” do they each have 57 states?

    Divide and conquer… :-)

  14. #355169
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:35 am, Boomer said:

    Talk about manna from heaven if Silky jumps on the ticket he could (hopefully) be credited for contributing toward two consecutive presidential campaigning loses. Provided we can keep the “grumpy old man” from opening his mouth too much or pandering to the illegal invader lobby. Oh wait! Wasn’t he doing that again in Chicago behind closed doors?

  15. #355171
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:36 am, Dimsdale said:

    Obama and Edwards? Dumb and Dumber? Or Dumb and Dumberer?

    Obama’s pick is a bit more difficult to game out. I think he’d also go for an older “statesman” type to bolster his weak nonexistent foreign policy/national security credentials.

    There. Fixed that.

    As the MSM used to say about Bush’s choice of Cheney, he direly needs someone with “gravitas.” And a lot more than Bush ever needed.

  16. #355176
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:38 am, abstractmind said:

    30,

    If there are 57 states and 2 americas…will they try to tax us like we have 114 states?

    Bet your Betty Crocker E-Z Bake Oven on it. Now, lets all get that oven out and bake our new democraptic overlords some cookies! ROFL

    In all seriousness…let him add Silky. We already know Oblahma is full of crap. Adding on this *winner* will only solidify the idea that Hussein there is just as nutty as they come.

  17. #355182
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:47 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    abstractmind,
    They’ll have to pry my E-Z bake oven from my cold head hands. :-)

    Obie’s platform is pretty much the same old Democratic marxist policies of the past in a “new” and exciting package color.

  18. #355192
    On June 20th, 2008 at 8:55 am, jsr said:

    Please, please pick Edwards. That would be a slap in the face to Hillary and would enrage her supporters. Plus he presents so many negatives he could only drag the ticket down and brings nothing positive. (Well maybe in the minds of Dems bashing hard-working, succesful Americans is an asset.) He couldn’t even carry his own state.

  19. #355202
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am, danimal said:

    Here’s a new campaign song for Obama (to the tune of “The Wonderful Thing about Tiggers”, with apologies to Paul Winchell):

    The wonderful thing about Obama
    Is Obama’s a wonderful thing!
    I’m much better than you are;
    I don’t get bitter and cling!

    When friends cause a fuss,
    I throw ‘em under the bus
    and then I cut and run!

    And the media let’s me off the hook
    ‘Cause I’m the Chosen One.
    I’mmmmmm the Chosen One!

  20. #355206
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:15 am, pueblo1032 said:

    MM, you gotta stop the PHOTOSHOP first thing in the AM. Here in AZ on MST it is coffee time at 6:00AM. I just lost my first sip as i logged on. KUDOs to all your PHOTOSHOP folks. As a member of the GRAPHIC ARTS COMMUNITY for many, many years, these are absolutely TOP DRAWER. As far as VP picks, SILKY would be FANTASTIC!!! I don’t think the RNC could have made a better pick…

  21. #355208
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:17 am, Red State Skeptic said:

    “Down with whitey” Excuse me? Michelle has been crying for days about conservatives not deserving blame the blame game for the false “whitey” rumors. This is how rumors are perpetuated.

    Enough with the race baiting.

  22. #355219
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:27 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Obama and clan – “Enough with the race baiting.”

    There I fixed it for ya.

  23. #355232
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:34 am, uhangtight said:

    Winnie the Pooh, his friends and the seven acre woods were all from the lively imagination of Christopher Robin. From whose imagination to Obama come from? George Soros?

    This guy has no business running for president, he really isn’t even qualified to be a Senator. What is wrong with the voters from Chicago? The scary thing is, this guy is ahead in the polls. What is wrong with this nation? Let’s hope that the ‘young’ vote doesn’t show up strong in November. Because all have grown up on Winnie the Pooh and probably see nothing wrong with Obama’s foreign affairs advisor referring to ‘what would pooh do’? If Pooh were POTUS?

  24. #355258
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:45 am, spo-con said:

    Oh yeah that would be the Wonder Ticket wouldn’t it ? Two spineless Libs in the White House. We’d have the whole world backing off then, huh ? Both of those punks should wear skirts.

  25. #355265
    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:48 am, swmbo said:

    #10 post said

    Bloggers have a great sense of humor.
    Too bad the liberals will eventually jail you for it.

    One more reason for conservatives to form a third party, one that actually uses the constitution the way our founding fathers wanted it to be used.

  26. #355329
    On June 20th, 2008 at 10:36 am, Die Hippie, Die said:

    John Edwards would bring what? Hairspray?

    Actually, he probably would bring his DVD of Hairspray on the campaign bus.

    The only thing Edwards would do for the ticket is double down on the I-hate-lawyers factor.

  27. #355426
    On June 20th, 2008 at 11:39 am, TypicalWhite said:

    Oh please make it Sam Nunn! That way, when the Dems tell us that we need Obama-Nunn for the nation, we can tell them that would be an “obamanationunn”!

  28. #355497
    On June 20th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, Skydiver said:

    John the Silky Pony and Buraq the Magical Flying Horse.

    Equus ‘08!

  29. #355805
    On June 20th, 2008 at 4:13 pm, Jim M. said:

    John Edwards? But I thought Michelle Obama was set to be First Lady?

  30. #355813
    On June 20th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, sbw999 said:

    I despise dems, but there are three that I just cannot stand the very sight of: Al Gore, Harry Reid, and John Edwards. I’ve accepted that Obama has a very good chance of being the next presdient; I just cannot accept the uber-fake and fraudulent pretty boy Edwards being the VP. Yeeecccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..

  31. #356280
    On June 21st, 2008 at 8:48 am, Irish Rose said:

    On June 20th, 2008 at 9:17 am, Red State Skeptic said:

    “Down with whitey” Excuse me? Michelle has been crying for days about conservatives not deserving blame the blame game for the false “whitey” rumors. This is how rumors are perpetuated.

    Enough with the race baiting.

    You’re right, of course.

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