Free Iraqis Pimp Their Rides

By see-dubya  •  July 3, 2008 12:53 PM

Subtle? No.

Tasteful? Er, not really.

Refined? Nope.

Utterly Awesome? Absolutely!

These are conflicted times for Baghdad’s tightknit community of car-heads.

The fall of Saddam Hussein has enabled them to create their dream rides like never before. Hussein’s notorious son Uday and his cronies personally controlled all car imports into Iraq. Uday was also a car freak known for on-the-spot confiscations of any vehicle that caught his fancy.

The end of the Hussein era opened Iraq’s borders to an unrestrained flow of new and used cars, along with exotic parts and Western car magazines. The MTV show “Pimp My Ride” is now a popular feature on Arabic satellite television; Bilal Hussein, the Mustang driver who dreams of flaming mufflers, is a big fan.

But the dictator’s ouster also unleashed a new era of Baghdad lawlessness that makes owning a head-turning ride a dangerous hobby. In addition to the threat from roving gangs of opportunistic carjackers, there are armed fundamentalists, both Sunni and Shiite, who might view an overly showy car as sinfully extravagant.

“We have the Mahdi Army on one side, Al Qaeda on the other side, thieves everywhere, and we’re caught in the middle,” said Hussein, who also sticks to safer streets.

From what I know of gearhead culture, it’s pro-innovation and pro-freedom. It’s the very antithesis of totalitarian oppression, so this is a great development. I’m pleased to see many of these guys are buying and working up American cars, too. Good luck to them.

Great reporting here from the L.A. Times, and a good use of their Iraq bureau. It tells me about a subculture I had no idea existed. It doesn’t sugarcoat the dangerous situation these guys face, but it’s not a politicized whinefest either.

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  1. #366847
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Hey, maybe they’ll do the Baghdad 500 next.

  2. #366848
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm, malkin_fan said:

    So it wasn’t about oil, it was about pimping their rides?

    Maybe we should have never gone into Iraq!!!!!

  3. #366849
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm, ACHefty said:

    The beauty of a country’s freedom is people being left to their own vices and devices, as long as no one else’s life, liberty, and property are harmed. The fact that Iraq now has a free society will certainly open themselves up to outside influences, both good and bad, is actually a good thing. All it takes is self-restraint and self-discipline to deal with any problems that come their way.

    Come to think of it, Americans could use a little of that as well.

  4. #366853
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm, John Ansell said:

    Damn See-Dubya, ya ruined my boycott of the L.A. times.

  5. #366854
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    What’s especially cool is that they only pay about 40 cents per gallon! Talk about solving Detroit’s headaches! Think of all the SUVs that could be put to good use burning all that cheap oil!

  6. #366855
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm, bloghooligan said:

    all American cars =D

    i agree see-dub…totally awesome.

  7. #366857
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm, bloghooligan said:

    wait, that BMW looked like a mustang.

    not saying much for BMW…

  8. #366859
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm, taylork said:

    Hopefully the environmentalist won’t get their hands on them any time soon.

  9. #366861
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm, bloghooligan said:

    all American cars =D

    Two American cars (i.e. Mustang and Probe)

  10. #366870
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm, GladzKravtz said:

    Great find see-dubya! Keep em coming!
    Just think…a whole new spare parts market for the Ebayers!

  11. #366871
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Now when bikini clad girls show up on the cover of an Iraqi car mag, we can put that “Mission Accomplished” banner back up. :)

    (Seriously, I love freedom and innovation – especially in the face of adversity.)

  12. #366874
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm, mchristian said:

    So, that’s where all that polyester fabric went.

  13. #366888
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm, AlohaGuy said:
    (Seriously, I love freedom and innovation – especially in the face of adversity.)

    I couldn’t agree more. Freedom is a wonderful thing and AMERICA leads the way to that freedom. Too bad liberals will never get that simple concept. Maybe freedom to “pimp” my ride can be an ice breaker. Liberals are the untimate pimps.

    .oO think I will play “America the Beautiful” one more time.

  14. #366897
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    It tells me about a subculture I had no idea existed.

    Iran, before a crackdown recently, had a budding video game community not much unlike our own that were buying American games like Counterstrike and World of Warcraft. Unfortunately the imams shut them down (in a “you will cease doing this or we kill you” sense) and the subculture has gone underground. But it was inspiring to see a young generation of computer gamers who when interviewed absolutely loved American video games and culture and could care less what their oppresive government wants or says.

    So this article was nice gem to read, I hope these gearheads in Iraq can continue their new-found freedom.

  15. #366905
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm, MtsEdge said:

    This is the kind of thing we need to hear about more often!! Freedom means having FUN, too!

  16. #366912
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Please tell me that isn’t the same Bilal Hussein who was the AP stringer.
    He is the one in the center of the photograph with the Mustang.

  17. #366922
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm, Red State Skeptic said:

    Totally awesome! Nifty rides > 4.7 million displaced Iraqis since 2003.

  18. #366923
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm, see-dubya said:

    Grunt–I did a double take too, but no, they’re different. Here’s another shot of Mustang Bilal.

    And here’s Associated (with terrorists) Press’s Bilal.

  19. #366931
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm, madchef said:

    I wonder if they would trade a tank of gas for a pair of fuzzy dice?

  20. #366938
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm, taylork said:

    Totally awesome! Nifty rides > 4.7 million displaced Iraqis since 2003.

    well don’t you just have a Jamesian sick soul?

  21. #366953
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm, abstractmind said:

    We must stop this right now. Those Iraqi ride pimpers are contributing to global warming, and we have to make sure they’re all back to ye merry old camel carts and donkey-pulled wagons before it dooms us all!!!!!
    /sarc off

    Awesome! Now, if they can just some restored classic cars over there (muscles cars are my fav!!!!)…then i’ll be completely happy :)

  22. #366954
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm, abstractmind said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm, Red State Skeptic said:
    Totally awesome! Nifty rides > 4.7 million displaced Iraqis since 2003.

    Holy Crap! Quick! Stop people from being free, or enjoying simple pleasures in life, because there was strife and lots and lots of violence there!!! We can’t have people being HAPPY, now can we?!?!?!

    MAKE THE HORRIBLE FREEDOM AND ENJOYMENT STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
    /sarc off

    Ugh. Red State, get a life man. Or a hobby.

  23. #366959
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm, abstractmind said:

    Ugh. Red State, get a life man. Or a hobby.

    Or, both.

  24. #366965
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Hmm no mention of high gas prices. I wonder if that is because they drill their own, and refine their own? I bet it ain’t $4 a gallon either.
    Oh just for the lefties who want to snark on my snark in about 6 more months Iraq probably will be safer then any large metro area in America so yeah maybe I will go.

  25. #366968
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm, restlessindependent said:

    This is cool and all, and I’m glad to see it, but these pictures of the race are from 2005! Why is this news now?!

  26. #366982
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Hmm no mention of high gas prices. I wonder if that is because they drill their own, and refine their own? I bet it ain’t $4 a gallon either.

    I’m seeing 5-6 cents per gallon but those number seem to be from a couple of years ago. I can’t seem to find anything current to which to link. Hmmm? It has to be out there. Regardless, if the 5-6 cents a couple of years ago is at all accurate, that beat the heck out of what we were paying then. ;-)

    Drill here. Drill now. Pay less.

  27. #367007
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm, Mrs. Happy Housewife said:

    Methinks some snooty Democrat is trying to figure out how Iraqis can also be Rednecks. ‘Cause only red state white trash race around in souped up cars killing the planet. Next thing you know, we’ll read an article about Iraqis going huntin’ and joining the NRA.

  28. #367016
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    >4.7 million displaced [voting] Iraqis since 2003

  29. #367028
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm, les said:

    Red State Skeptic #17, man its Independence Day eve. Where’s your patriotism? At least honor the troops for their sacrifice. How about:

    Over 4100 American soldiers have died, so Iraqis could pimp their ride

    So,

    “The end of the Hussein era opened Iraq’s borders to an unrestrained flow of new and used cars, along with exotic parts and Western car magazines.”

    Anyone doing title searches on those cars? Sounds like some of these roadsters could be real “hot” rods.

    http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/16/america/16cars.php

    http://wbipi.blogspot.com/2006/10/muslim-used-car-scam-is-new-updated.html

  30. #367077
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm, havok said:

    We need to go over and teach them boys about real muscle…1970 Hemi Cuda’s and Boss 429’s. Those guys are a ray of hope in the strangest way.

  31. #367081
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    Only a liberal whack job would compare stolen cars (and I can tell you who majoritively steals cars here in Phoenix, hint they aren’t in the country legally) being used as car bombs in Iraq with an Iraqi who bought his parts with the freedoms he didn’t have previously and has to dodge militias and thieves to keep his car from being stolen or destroyed himself.

    But then again I never claimed that people like you ever listened to their conscience.

  32. #367117
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm, les said:

    alaskangrizzly #31

    “an Iraqi who bought his parts with the freedoms he didn’t have previously”

    Buying on freedoms, is that like buying on credit? My bank doesn’t offer Iraqi Freedom Loans. Can you tell me where I can get one?

    AK, you know as much about the origins of those cars as you do about me and my conscience.

  33. #367172
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm, restlessindependent said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm, bloghooligan said:

    wait, that BMW looked like a mustang.

    not saying much for BMW…

    That BMW coulda been made in Greenville, SC

    /just sayin…

  34. #367192
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    My bank doesn’t offer Iraqi Freedom Loans. Can you tell me where I can get one?

    First step: enlist in the military… yes I know this is unthinkable for a liberal like you but go with me here.

    Second step: pick a profession like the infantry (no bias or anything because I was one) that garuntees you get sent to Iraq in the near future.

    Third step: kill a few islamic terrorists who will try to kill you on a regular basis.

    Fourth step: stop by Bilal Hussein’s shop and help him build a new hotrod that he couldn’t build prior to Saddam being overthrown and allow him to thank you and the freedoms your country represents.

    /profit

  35. #367206
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm, starlightwoman said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm, taylork said:
    Hopefully the environmentalist won’t get their hands on them any time soon.

    The eviromentalist and other such lefties are too cowardly to go to Iraq

  36. #367236
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 pm, mjtyson said:

    When I was deployed to Afghanistan there were two guys in Kabul that owned Hummers. Everytime I drove by them I thought, “You go!”

    Of course, get some moonbats over there and they’ll be screaming about the environment.

  37. #367390
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm, Die Hippie, Die said:

    Thanks Red State Skeptic. Thanks les. It’s not a party until you two show up.

  38. #367393
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 pm, Die Hippie, Die said:

    On July 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm, les said:
    alaskangrizzly #31

    AK, you know as much about the origins of those cars as you do about me and my conscience.

    Ummmm let me guess. Both were repossessed?

  39. #367421
    On July 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm, hadsil said:

    Men and their cars.

    In Iraq.

    Alright!

  40. #367490
    On July 4th, 2008 at 4:05 am, Egfrow said:

    Bilal Hussein. Where did I hear that name before? Let’s see if one of AP stringers can help us out.

  41. #367509
    On July 4th, 2008 at 6:05 am, graysonret said:

    But the dictator’s ouster also unleashed a new era of Baghdad lawlessness that makes owning a head-turning ride a dangerous hobby. In addition to the threat from roving gangs of opportunistic carjackers,

    Sounds like life in some of our major cities. Own a real “head-turning ride”, and expect joy-riders or chop shops to look it over.

  42. #367561
    On July 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am, walterc said:

    So where do they buy one of those bobblehead mohammeds for the back window?

    havok said:

    We need to go over and teach them boys about real muscle…1970 Hemi Cuda’s and Boss 429’s.

    Or at least a bitchin ‘68 Roadrunner with a 383 and dual quads under the hood.

  43. #367668
    On July 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pm, havok said:

    Holy buckets waltere….I HAD one of those in my grasp until my dad KO’d it because he thought I would kill myself with it. He was right…thank goodness….otherwise I would not be posting here today.

    Now I have a 70 Mach 1 with a Hi-Po 351C that makes me pee my pants when I jump it…(ok…ain’t a hemi-cuda or a 429…but hey…I’m old, fat and bald now)

    I also have a 10 year old son and 6 year old daughter who think that car is the bomb. What fun we have…

  44. #367996
    On July 5th, 2008 at 1:16 am, mattm said:

    We must end their freedom to drive what they want! How dare they do what they want to their cars with so little concern for the environment.

    /moonbat off

  45. #369488
    On July 7th, 2008 at 4:53 pm, Rob said:

    We should be getting all the oil we want from these people for free. Instead we are excited that they are driving American cars while we have to park ours in the garage because of the high cost of gas… humans are one dumb universal bunch.

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