Obama tries to buy the NASCAR vote

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 11, 2008 12:21 PM

I mentioned Barack Obama’s plans to troll for NASCAR votes last week. SI.com has the details of how the campaign will execute the pander. Guess he’ll be leaving the kids home for this one:

SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. 49 Sprint Cup car for the Pocono race on August 3. Details of the agreement are expected to be worked out over the coming days.
A BAM spokesperson has revealed the team will hold a press conference July 23 in Miami to reveal the partnership, currently a proposed one-race deal with an option to continue. Obama will be at the briefing, which will be tied to the “Get Out The Vote” campaign message he spread throughout the 2008 primary season…

…While George Bush was prominently featured on Kirk Shelmerdine’s No. 72 car in 2004, this is the first time a national presidential campaign has actually given its own money to make itself a primary sponsor of a race car. The sport has typically shown itself to be a Republican stronghold, and in recent weeks two-time champ Jimmie Johnson is among the growing list of well-known NASCAR stars who have come out in favor of Obama’s opponent, John McCain.

Like I said before: Watch out for those NASCAR cooties!

Commenter MikeOk: “So does this mean that John McCain will be a sponsor at Burning Man this year?”

Snort. Don’t give them any ideas!

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  1. #373446
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, twofoot said:

    I’m not for sale, sorry.

  2. #373449
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, Wethal said:

    So in a few months, he’ll be tramping through southern Ohio in brand new LL Bean/Timberland duds, awkwardly holding a gun (his first time?), and saying, “Where can I git me a huntin’ license?”

  3. #373451
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, GaMidnightRider said:

    LOL…This is too funny… can not wait to hear the words…..” B Hussien Obama car(campaign)is in the wall”…..

  4. #373452
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, greenfairie said:

    “Who among us does not love NASCAR?”

  5. #373453
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, twofoot said:

    Oh, almost forgot to mention something else. I hope the Obama campaign likes seeing a car with his name on it slammed around the track and finishing dead last. I know I will certainly enjoy it.

  6. #373455
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, see-dubya said:

    Wethal–

    I’m desperately waiting for the Obama-gun photo op. That will be classic.

    I may need to write a post about that…

  7. #373456
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, MikeOK said:

    “This is not the NASCAR I knew.”

  8. #373457
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, John Ansell said:

    Hope they don’t race on Black Top!

  9. #373458
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, rambler said:

    How is this going to work? Aren’t these the same bitter people who cling to guns and religion? BO should look out. He might get exhaust on his suit.

  10. #373459
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, yt1300inHtown said:

    I didn’t think in NASCAR you were able to suddenly change directions.

  11. #373460
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, John Ansell said:

    Bill Clinton prefers, A$$FAULT

  12. #373462
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, MikeOK said:

    So does this mean that John McCain will be a sponsor at Burning Man this year?

  13. #373466
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, chapoutier said:

    Can someone please explain to me at what point political advertising and trying to expand ones visibility and image among constituencies that may be less disposed to vote for that person becomes “trolling” or “pandering”?

    Is McCain’s outreach to women by showing up on The View trolling and pandering too?

    Or is it just smart politicking?

  14. #373468
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, RTater said:

    H-Town – No, they can’t really change directions, but they do keep going left. Oh, my side!

  15. #373469
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm, William Amos said:

    It will be colored green and have arugula racing stripes

  16. #373470
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Good luck, Obie!
    /sarc

  17. #373471
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, bayou22 said:

    Well, I’m sure the NASCAR performance will be a precursor to his November performance and we’ll have been happy to see him lose twice.

  18. #373472
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm, William Amos said:

    BTW the best part of me is if you give Obama $100 dollars you can get your name on his car.

  19. #373473
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Too bad NASCAR’s coverage has switched from FOX for the rest of the season….

    I’d like to hear the call to “Crank it up” ( turn up the TV volume ) when the Obama car gets crumpled and the red-state-loving crowd goes wild with cheers…

    In all – it’s no surprise that a Democrat would want to be prominantly displayed on a race car that does nothing but turn left…..

    Which makes me wonder if McCain will try and go for a car sponsorship on a road course – a race where they keep turning left… then right… then left… then right…

    Talk about symbolism….

  20. #373474
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm, chris3cube said:

    Going for the race-ist vote?
    Kidding! NASCAR is fun for all!
    Motor-sports and polotics really go hand in hand.
    (sarcasm-off)
    When you go to a music concert, you don’t go to hear John Edwards (or whoever) talk about two americas. Is Obama setting this up as himself a victim, I would expect him to get booed… get booed because spectators want to forget about polotics and enjoy a race… but Obama will play getting booed as proof he is a innocent victim.
    So he can make time to go bother sports fans, but not to debate (anytime,anywhere indeed).

  21. #373476
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:34 pm, Rob said:

    What if the car loses badly, or, heaven forbid, crashes and burns?

  22. #373482
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Obama campaigning at a NASCAR event after decrying those that bring ‘race’ into this election….

    Can we poke fun and call this a flip-flop? :lol:

  23. #373483
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm, rambler said:

    Bring on the demolition derby. HRC will be waiting in the pit.

  24. #373485
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, Dave from Flint said:

    Pocono – guess he’s not brave enough for Bristol.

    #49 – back marker

    NASCAR fans – not for sale.

  25. #373487
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, sambo said:

    “Get Out The Vote” campaign message he spread throughout the 2008 primary season…

    So ACORN is paying for it. I can see the voter registraction cards now. Billy Bobby Bush – democrat

  26. #373490
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    I want just ONE announcer that day to have the guts to say, “And finally, we’ve got the #49 car, and I gotta believe he’s the dark horse here in this race”….

    Puuhhhleeeezzzzzzzeee?

    Side note: If someone puts the #49 into the wall – will he be called a racist by the nutroots?

  27. #373491
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, oregonelam said:

    If it gets a flat, what would it sound like?

    Flip-flop…flip-flop….flip-flop….

  28. #373492
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, chapoutier said:

    Motor-sports and polotics really go hand in hand.
    (sarcasm-off)

    Yeah kind of like the natural connection I feel between motor sports and package delivery service, home improvement stores and chemical companies.

    When you go to a music concert, you don’t go to hear John Edwards (or whoever) talk about two americas. Is Obama setting this up as himself a victim, I would expect him to get booed… get booed because spectators want to forget about polotics and enjoy a race…

    I sure hope the fans can probably block out the searing agony of a car decal speeding by them at 190 mph enough to glean some faint modicum of joy from the terribly political event.

  29. #373494
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm, sambo said:

    William Amos said:
    BTW the best part of me is if you give Obama $100 dollars you can get your name on his car.

    and win a game of craps.

  30. #373496
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, sambo said:

    While George Bush was prominently featured on Kirk Shelmerdine’s No. 72 car in 2004

    Is Obama running for Bush’s third term?

  31. #373497
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, oregonelam said:

    Will Jesse Jackson be the mechanic? Naw, better to just keep him away from any hand tools.

  32. #373498
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, khan said:

    Does this mean he’ll be getting immunized?

  33. #373499
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, daveglo said:

    I hear the helmet will be painted to look like “Buckwheat”.

    I too can’t wait for the Obama car to get trashed. ROFL.

  34. #373500
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, bayou22 said:

    I’m sure the Obama campaign thinks this is a good idea, but in roughly 5 minutes, we’ve had quite a laugh at these idiots trying to take themselves too seriously. They just don’t get it.

    “Race” cars… “turning left”… “dark horse” …

    It’s comedy gold, Jerry! GOLD!.

  35. #373501
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, chris3cube said:

    July 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm, chapoutier
    Illiterate alert!!!
    Sorry, I dyslexed that as an actual Obama appearance.
    Soon I will study two-syllable words.

  36. #373504
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, sausage said:

    I mentioned Barack Obama’s plans to troll for NASCAR votes last week.

    News at Ten: Politicians seek votes.

    Next up: Dog bites man.

    All the news that fit to type….

  37. #373505
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    “It’s comedy gold, Jerry! GOLD!.”

    Hello…. Banya.

    :roll:

  38. #373506
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    “Will Jesse Jackson be the mechanic?”

    Yeah – how funny would that be?

    “The #49 has some fender damage…they’re gonna have to cut away a piece of that car…. Wait – who’s that in the Obama-car pit box? It looks like Jesse Jackson – and he’s got a pair of tinsnips….”

  39. #373509
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, sambo said:

    They ought to auction off the rights to announce this race. How bout Dennis Miller.

  40. #373513
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    The Obamamessiah car will win the race because it will rise above the rest and float by in an amazing feet against gravity. :lol: Oooo, Ahhh, and all will be amazed at the miracle he performs.

  41. #373515
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Just another flip-flop, he actually enjoys Formula 1, but is pretending to like NASCAR. Elitist!

    PS – What’s the sound of a race car going past at 240mph?
    Arrrruuuuggggggalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……

  42. #373516
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm, corkie said:

    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, see-dubya said:

    I’m desperately waiting for the Obama-gun photo op. That will be classic.

    I may need to write a post about that…

    Such a photo might be Obama’s ‘Dukakis in a tanker helmet’ moment.

  43. #373517
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    You just KNOW that this is the type of voter they THINK they’re going after….

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wf8AKSdzTSs

  44. #373520
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm, Dan Lee said:

    Bet the car is white…

    ~Dan Lee

  45. #373523
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, RedDog said:

    If only they can find gay marxist abortion providers at the track…………

  46. #373524
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, sambo said:

    Lets sponser a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad car. I can see it now. The Mahmoud car is all over the 49 car, slamming him in the wall like a toddler…the Mahmoud car is yelling at the 49 car…lets get the audio on that Phil. He appears to be asking the 49 car “who his daddy is”.

  47. #373526
    On July 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm, Dan Lee said:

    Bet the car isn’t white…

    ~Dan Lee

  48. #373527
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, Goldwater Knight said:

    Obama oughta be able to pick up 5 or 6 voted there. Hope those southerners aren’t feeling too “clingy” for Obama’s sake. Hardy Har.

  49. #373528
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, Dan Lee said:

    second post is what I meant ;)

  50. #373529
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    In the Poconos? With all those bitter fans clinging to their Bibles, guns, and short-throw shifters?

  51. #373539
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm, JT said:

    Next they’ll be trolling for votes at a Klan rally.

  52. #373542
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm, LOBOMAN said:

    But, he can’t be a red neck, cause he is black! (well, half white anyway)…

  53. #373548
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, Surveyor said:

    I wonder if Obama is going to buy up some of al-goricals carbon offset credits to make up for all the racing fuel that is going to be used in his sponsored ride?

    Personally….I can’t stand NASCAR..even though some of my family from my mothers side were involved in the early days….real early days….of Nascar….you know…runnin’ moonshine and all. Rally-car racing is where the real men race. It takes nuts-of-steel I tell ya….to race a rally car…but seeing as how Obama’s…um…nuts are a thing of the past…well NASCAR is gonna have to do. 8)

  54. #373555
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm, restlessindependent said:

    Excellent comments ya’ll!

    It sure would be fitting if they let him drive a car, and he WRECKED it! Sorta like what he is going to do to the American economy.

    I can’t wait for the photo ops & ’shops…

    What’s next? Budweiser commercials?
    Maybe after they are bought by that Euro company.

    …and I got Mark Steyn on the radio subbing in for Rush…what a great afternoon this has turned out to be :)

  55. #373557
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm, Bulldogger said:

    Hhmmmm…..
    Hussein may have a hard time finding the arugula concession stand at a NASCAR race.

    GO #9 and #88!!!! :)

  56. #373559
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm, Bacadog said:

    Hope race day is sunny.

    The solar panels providing power to the electric motor for the car will need lots of light.

    Oh wait. You mean they burn fossil fuels??!!

    Bring on the Greening Director!

  57. #373563
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pm, Jim M. said:

    Just goes to show you how much Obama remains focused on “race”.

    Be interesting to see how many miles per gallon his entry gets.

  58. #373565
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, khan said:

    #56:

    That’s a very, very good point, and one I’m sure the MSM will ignore.

  59. #373566
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, Cicero said:

    “Let’s be clear, there has been a really systematic effort to suggest that I’m not sufficiently pro-NASCAR. The fact is, though, that no one’s been a more stalwart ally of NASCAR…”

  60. #373567
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm, MrScribbler said:

    The car ought to have a good chance of winning…

    After all, it would be racist of NASCAR to let its officials display the black flag to it!

  61. #373569
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I cannot – CANNOT – believe you people. The #49 will be a bus and it will drive into the crowd throwing all NASAR fans under it.

    in recent weeks two-time champ Jimmie Johnson is among the growing list of well-known NASCAR stars who have come out in favor of Obama’s opponent, John McCain.

    JJ is the man and I am so glad he is not a BHO fan.

    Tony Stewart will be gone from Joe Gibbs Racing next year (crowd roars). Joe Gibbs is a man of class. This shold have happened long ago. Stewart is classless and I bet a liberal too.

  62. #373570
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm, Khyris said:

    I would have said “Black flag,” but then some tool would accuse me of racism.

    … but who cares so I’ll say it anyway:

    Black flag. Go directly to pits. Do not pass GO. Do not collect even 200 voters.

  63. #373572
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Salukidog said:

    Someone needs to point out how he is contributing to global warming. The 49 car hasn’t even been attempting to make races lately. So now with BO’s money they are going to truck that car, and all the crew up to Pocono, burn off a bunch of racing fuel, and several sets of tires. Can anyone calculate the carbon footprint, and send BO a carbon credit bill? They won’t make the race anyway, so it will just be a big waste of resources. But make for a good laugh if he actually shows up, and tries to talk like a redneck.

  64. #373574
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, John Ansell said:

    Will Obambi “Change” the tires?

  65. #373575
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, John Ansell said:

    He’s going to wave the “Green” flag.

  66. #373576
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, Cicero said:

    I wonder whether Jean-Paul Kerry has clued in “Bubba” Obama that when he orders a Philly cheesesteak, he shouldn’t ask for provolone.

  67. #373577
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, bananny said:

    Trying not to toot my own horn here, but I’ve been involved hands-on in motorsports for many years and, IMHO, Mr. Obama is so far out of his league on this one. He has no clue as what it takes to make these cars competitive (nor, I’m sure, would he care) and the last thing I would want is for some politician to be sniffin’ around merely to have a photo-op with one of the teams when we would all know full well exactly why he was there.

    If it were up to me, I would say, “You wanna fish for votes? Okeydoke, but you’re gonna have to do more than just stand here shakin’ hands; follow me.” With that, I would lead him up to the starting line where he would be required to stay put for a few minutes to watch while a Top Fuel dragster or Funny Car does a burnout and then make a sub-5-second pass.

    Turst me, that’s when he’d know how out of his element he was. Nothing like the sound and feel of 7,000 hp and a little nitro up your nose to make you re-think where you might troll for votes next time….

  68. #373579
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    If Barry Obama actually sponsors a car I predict that it will only support extreme left-hand turns, will spin its wheels a lot and produce the exact opposite results of its stated intent. Liberalmobile.

  69. #373582
    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, restlessindependent said:

    Hey Dan Lee

    “Bet the car is white…”
    “Bet the car isn’t white…”
    What I mean is…

    You pulling an Obama on us?

  70. #373583
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm, chapoutier said:

    He has no clue as what it takes to make these cars competitive (nor, I’m sure, would he care)

    Yeah…I am pretty sure they are not asking Obama to make the call whether or not ole #49 should come pit now or hope he can make it a few more laps on those tires. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they probably are going to just ask for a nice check, just like they do from any other sponsor.

    If it were up to me, I would say, “You wanna fish for votes? Okeydoke, but you’re gonna have to do more than just stand here shakin’ hands; follow me.” With that, I would lead him up to the starting line where he would be required to stay put for a few minutes to watch while a Top Fuel dragster or Funny Car does a burnout and then make a sub-5-second pass.

    I’ll betcha Jeff Gordon made the CEO of DuPont do the exact same thing.

    I don’t understand why some of you here think this is any different from any other business trying to market their goods by buying a little patch of paint on a fast moving car.

  71. #373588
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:08 pm, EdDantes said:

    How much does sponsoring a race car cost?

  72. #373589
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Keep your fingers crossed because unlike our politics NASCAR actually has standards to meet before your car gets in a race. We can hope it fails the pre-race inspection and is sent packing. Barring that they still have to qualify for the race and this car, #49 is not in the top 35 in points so that means they must qualify on time. Hopefully the car won’t make it and Obama can scream racism or whatever else he wants but welcome to big leagues where you actually have to prove yourself.
    And of course finally if it makes it to the race I hope the car winds up like his campaign, in wall, crumpled up and the back of a wrecker headed back to the hauler for the trip home.

  73. #373590
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm, restlessindependent said:

    bananny, that would make for some funny video, but I’d rather see Obama Girl getting her nice butt whipped by NASCAR Girl in the mudwrestling pit.

  74. #373591
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    How much does sponsoring a race car cost?

    How much do you have?

  75. #373595
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    Ed Dantes asked How much does sponsoring a race car cost?

    A: A couple of million, it will cost him about 1 million for the one race deal.

  76. #373597
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    If only Hillary were still in the race and they had dueling cars, and a fistfight at the finish line… (sigh)

  77. #373598
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm, SHoward said:

    Chap —

    You’re right that in essence what Obambi is doing isn’t really any different than anyone else going after votes.

    What makes this so funny is the incredibly unlikely nature of any mix between NASCAR and Obama. It’s pretty far-fetched that this little weeny of a liberal is going to get any traction. (Please pardon the pun folks…)

    It’s not like Bubba is doing this. Ole Bill Clinton could actually relate to the typical NASCAR fan. I seriously doubt Obambi ever will….

  78. #373602
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:22 pm, Goldwater Knight said:

    What makes this so funny is the incredibly unlikely nature of any mix between NASCAR and Obama.

    Plus it’s fun to slam a dirty Marxist.

  79. #373603
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm, SHoward said:
    It’s not like Bubba is doing this. Ole Bill Clinton could actually relate to the typical NASCAR fan. I seriously doubt Obambi ever will….

    I agree. Obummer can’t even bowl a 40. I bet beer has never touched his lips either and he sure as heaven will never sit between to fat guys drinking beer at a track.

  80. #373604
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm, chapoutier said:

    What makes this so funny is the incredibly unlikely nature of any mix between NASCAR and Obama. It’s pretty far-fetched that this little weeny of a liberal is going to get any traction. (Please pardon the pun folks…)

    OK, fine. I don’t necessarily disagree with that. My issue is with the unnecessary “troll” and “pander” language.

    He’s advertising, plain and simple. Its not like he is proposing to make the third Sunday in February (or whenever the Daytona 500 is held) a national holiday or adding Dale Earndhart to Mt. Rushmore.

  81. #373606
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, katieanne said:

    I am sure if the car gets wrecked there will be a scream of racism. Spike Lee can launch an investigation and make it into a movie.

  82. #373607
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm, Goldwater Knight said:

    On-my-soap-box said:

    I bet beer has never touched his lips either and he sure as heaven will never sit between to fat guys drinking beer at a track.

    Obama admitted to spending at least two years of his life in a drug induced alcoholic stupor. He’s actually got a leg up over the fat guys.

  83. #373609
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm, restlessindependent said:

    Seeing the car in a crumpled mess would be nice, but I’d be just as happy if the (surely green) car just ran outta gas.

    …and at the press conference afterwards….

    PRESS: “Mr Obama, who was responsible for your car’s gas plan, your energy policy to finish the race?”

    OBAMA: “First of all, we want to take the “race” out of NASCAR, and so we have taken to calling it a CONTEST. And I ask the powers that be at NASCAR to change their name to NASCAC. Now, my contest team is an inclusive team, where everyone gets a vote, and we have come together, and we have a plan, but your questions cannot drill it out of me at this time. My crew chief Nancy Pelosi will be releasing our plan, um, er, uh, soon.”

  84. #373610
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, chapoutier said:

    I agree. Obummer can’t even bowl a 40. I bet beer has never touched his lips either and he sure as heaven will never sit between to fat guys drinking beer at a track.

    I guess we just have different criteria in what we want in a president, Soap. What score does one need in order to be ready to be commander in chief on day one? What do you think McCain is rolling these days?

  85. #373611
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm, sambo said:

    chapoutier said:
    He’s advertising, plain and simple. Its not like he is proposing to make the third Sunday in February (or whenever the Daytona 500 is held) a national holiday or adding Dale Earndhart to Mt. Rushmore.

    Depends on how many votes he thinks he could get out of it.

  86. #373621
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    What next? Attending a Larry the Cable Guy concert?

  87. #373622
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm, restlessindependent said:

    Obama advertising at NASCAR
    is like
    the NRA advertising at a Nutroots Nation convention.

  88. #373623
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm, Dan Lee said:

    On July 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, restlessindependent said:

    Hey Dan Lee…

    “Bet the car is white…”
    “Bet the car isn’t white…”
    What I mean is…

    You pulling an Obama on us?

    Yes I am, but I give you all permission to circumvent any criticism you may get for posting here with me, by saying:

    “That’s not the Dan Lee we knew..”

    :)

    ~Dan Lee

  89. #373625
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm, Goldwater Knight said:

    chapoutier said:

    I guess we just have different criteria in what we want in a president

    Like a solid history of admitted drug use?

    Obama has done more illegal drugs than McCain. He’s got my vote dude.

    I doubt McCain can bowl that well since the Gooks broke both of his arms and he can’t left them above his chest. Obambi will kick McCain’s ass in bowling any day.

  90. #373639
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm, chapoutier said:

    Like a solid history of admitted drug use?

    The only difference between him and our current president is the “admitted” part.

    but actually, I am not too fond of him,so maybe you are on to something.

  91. #373644
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, Ron Rockstar said:
  92. #373645
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    chap,

    Us ordinary guys sit around each others hose and shoot the breeze, watch football – sports, bowl, take our wives out on dates…

    I threw in his bowling as it is obvious he was REEEEEAAAACCCHHHIIIIINNNNGGG if he thinks bowling will make him “one of the guys”. A sub-forty was evident he failed miserably. This NASCAR stunt will do the same for him. You can bet when the #49 car goes into the wall (and it will – if it even qualifies), every fan will rise to their feet and cheer. Some of us will be on the floor laughing our guts out.

    To answer your question. If I were to go to a convention of lawyer’s and start spouting off what I know about the law, you guys would have me pegged in seconds – even if I got a score of 40/300.

  93. #373646
    On July 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, twofoot said:

    Thanks for the mental image Soap. All the times at Talladega, camping at the track for days before race day… Wow, what I would give to see Obama walking through any of the camping areas.

    Can any of you imagine Obama at the redneck Mardi Gras that is Talladega?

  94. #373648
    On July 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm, love2rumba said:

    Sorry, I just can’t get moved by telvised sports other than hunting/shooting…but I think Obama and Nascar would be such a hoot.

    I can just see it now….(B. Hussein’s car)….”‘Scimatar One’ has just hit the wall 3 times and is in flames!….

  95. #373650
    On July 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Ron,

    ROFL – very good but too much red, white and blue. It needs more red and yellow.

    P.S. we sit around each others HOUSE. If you have to make a typo, might as well make it a good one! :oops:

  96. #373654
    On July 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, chapoutier said:

    You can bet when the #49 car goes into the wall (and it will – if it even qualifies), every fan will rise to their feet and cheer. Some of us will be on the floor laughing our guts out.

    I’ll admit that perhaps the Obama team hasn’t thought out some of the practicalities as well as they should but I see no issue with Obama targeting the “working class” vote (I hate that term btw). Nor do I have a problem with McCain targeting…well wait…who is he targeting?

    Us ordinary guys sit around each others hose and shoot the breeze, watch football – sports

    I know my wife feels I do waaaay too much of the watching. I will literally watch anything competitive (except hockey). Not sure if that makes me “ordinary” considering my political views.

    To answer your question. If I were to go to a convention of lawyer’s and start spouting off what I know about the law, you guys would have me pegged in seconds – even if I got a score of 40/300.

    Wouldn’t the stench kill you before you could get within 50 yards? Why do you think we go to school for 3 years? To build up an immunity.

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