The Obamessiah’s Prayer
Reader Ben E., nauseated by the media worship of the Obamessiah, has penned the The Obamessiah’s Prayer for his liberal flock. It goes so well with the Elegant Memories’ heaven-sent World Tour t-shirt entry! FYI, I’ll be on Fox and Friends this morning at around 7:15am to talk about the Obamedia.
The Obamessiah’s Prayer
In the name of Reverend Wright, Obama, and Bill Ayers we pray. Obama hear our prayers.
Our Obama, who art in Washington,
Hallowed by thy children.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy Legislation be done,
In Washington as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our daily gas ration,
As we repent for our carbon addiction.
And lead us not into trepidation,
But deliver us from George Bush.
For thine is the Presidency, the Congress and the Supreme Court.
For eight to ten years.
Obamessiah.

See what others have said
Note from Michelle: This section is for comments from michellemalkin.com's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that I agree with or endorse any particular comment just because I let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with my terms of use may lose his or her posting privilege.
Trackbacks
- Barack And Michelle Obama Bring A New ‘Peoples Temple’ : BigMouthFrog
- The Obamessiah’s Prayer « Thoughts Of A Conservative Christian
- Pereiraville » Blog Archive » gee, where have I seen that before?
Comments
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Categories: Barack Obama, Media Bias


Stop The ACLU
» Obama Nazi Youth Corps Leader/Teacher Suspended
Patterico
» Josh Marshall Is a Liar
JustOneMinute
» Ayers And Keating


Redstate
» About Time
Gateway Pundit
» LA Times Won't Release Video of Obama Publicly Praising Former PLO Operative & Jew Hater
JustOneMinute
» History Repeats: David Axelrod Lying About Obama And Ayers
Little Miss Attila
» Patterico: The McCain Campaign Starting to Connect the Dots Between the Democrats and the Mortgage Crisis.
Gateway Pundit
» Obama Funneled $1 Million to His Wife's Hospital & $75,000 to Her Cousin's Organization







Very good. I don’t think the Obama will be sitting down with you for a heart to heart Vent anytime soon! Not that he would have anything to say worth hearing…
Looking forward to seeing you on Fox and Friends in a few minutes.
Heh! This is good. Congratulations, Ben E. Thank you for sharing.
And don’t look behind the curtan,
You’ll be dissapointed for certain.
Forgot the standard close:
“In the name of the Obama, the Michelle and the Holy Karl Marx”.
Ooh, I hope the “fair and balanced” crowd at NBC/MSNBC sees this; on second thought, like the New Yorker cover, they’re so blindly into the Obama theology that they may fail to see the satire of it and actually begin to recite it at bedtime.
Blasphemers, all of you!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that whole “eight to ten years” gaffe. It’s getting pretty tiresome with all the passes he is receiving. Dan Quayle should consider suing the press hacks…
We have already had a Lord and Savior who died on the cross for us…Nevermind, I couldn’t suggest the Obamessiah should…
What? Did Obama really say he had 8 to 10 years in office? What a dim bulb! And they say GWB is the village idiot. Remember, Clinton was looking for ways to extend his presidency…
Obama is a Stalinist idiot.
Oh no, did I just commit blasphemy?
Shall I recite that as I’m kneeling in front of the “porcelain god?”
That’s the ONLY “alter” I can see that it’s appropriate.
Last night on CBS News, Katie Couric got downright giddy when talking about Obama. She devoted the first 15 minutes of her broadcast to the Obama “phenomenon” and then said: “In case you didn’t know it, there is another candidate”. She telegraphed her view that the “other candidate” is an old White guy who was just hanging out with George H.W. Bush another old white guy in Maine. Katie’s eyes lit up when she spoke about Obama and to Obama and she radiated a smile as big as Texas when she talked to him. I thought she would ask Barack to kiss her hand. The only thing he could do to dissapoint her would be to call her “Sweetie”
For some reason, I don’t think that would be such a disappointment for her. It may well have sent her right on over the edge and actually shed what thin veil of journalistic impartiality she tries to intimate that she has.
ROFLMAO
Well, then, let’s make an appropriate sacrifice at the “alter” for the Obamessiah.

The Obamessiah certainly alters his positions often enough.
The prayer works for me. Now what needs to be done is something similar for McCain.
I love watching these media elites, who have been talking down to the rest of us for years, acting so foolishly in the presence of BO. Will they be so giddy after Boracula has sucked the life out of our economy with his tax increases to support his nanny state?
No, in that event, I think we would have seen an Obamagasm.
ROFLMAO
Obamagasm!
I just don’t get it. You would think after Slick Willie, the women of the world would have learned something. I guess that applies to the tingly legged men out there too. There is absolutely no substance to Obama, he is just a hot air balloon with ears for wings.
Famous saying, “If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.” I think this means a lot of Americans don’t stand for much of anything, because they sure keep falling for empty promises.
I look at Obama and think of Mad Magazine. The thought of him in office is scary.
A A A men
A A men
A men
Amen Amen Amen
Obamessiah done come!
Hallelujah we is saved!
The twelfth Iman comes!
Now I can be proud of my country (tear)
Now don those burkas and be quick about it.
Allah be praised.
#14 BarryF
Praise Obama and pass the refried beans!
Pico de gallo para mis frijoles y una mesa circa de la ventana, por favor.
I don’t know how correct that was, since it has been many years since high school Spanish but, I supposed, I had better brush up, given Obama’s and McCain’s pandering to La Raza and their cohorts.
SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE !!
My right to keep and bear arms
is written in the language of the land,English.
No habla.
#24 just made me hungry for some Mexican food at a restaurant just around the corner from here for lunch
…”And other cities in the 57 states”
My Burning Question of the Day: is BO numerically challenged? And if so, what is the name of his affliction? How does it manifest itself? How often? 387 days a year? What does this tell us about his budgets? How about universal healthcare? At least 22 times the GNP of the world? Do you have a good job in health care and are you making plans on moving to Denmark? Why not?
“For thine is the Presidency, the Congress and the Supreme Court.
For eight to ten years.”
Only if this were the true extent of the threat. If he gets a hold of the ability to change the Supreme Court, this country will be in very big trouble for a lot longer than ten years.
~Dan Lee
Hey!! Some of us learned even before der Slickmeister!!
Then again, I’m not typical.
LOL, that was great!
So if I don’t believe in the Obamessiah, I guess that makes me Jewish.
With some exceptions, I am afraid that many women don’t learn or think deeply about politics and society. They often go for the socialist candidate because socialism is feminine by nature. Why do you think they call it the “nanny state”? Unfortunately, many women I know think it’s more important for government to clothe, feed and shelter us than to provide national security. And the feminization of men (i.e., Chrissy Matthews, lgm, rusty, et al.) in our society supports that influence.
I’ve said it before. Since the emergence of women’s suffrage in the West, we have seen the rise of socialism’s influence in our nation. Women who have little or no critical thinking skills have voted to enlarge government’s role in our personal lives, out of a misguided belief of “caring” - to coddle, rather than to develop independence and personal responsibility.
Women’s tendency to infantilize society is destroying it - and Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism correctly identifies the new fascist: a middle aged female school teacher.
The Obamessiah is my shepherd; I shall not question.
He maketh up lies for me to swallow whole: he leadeth me to believe that “Hope” really is a “Plan.”
He sucketh my soul; he leadeth me in the paths of willful ignorance and Jedi Mind Tricks for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow the right-wing attack machine, I will fear no Rethuglican: for thou art with me; thy legions of volunteer press agents and thy campaign staff handlers they delude me.
Thou preparest an alternative reality before me in the presence of mine enemies, the wicked Rethuglicans: thou anointest my head with Pixie Dust; my credulity runneth over.
Surely immunity from accusations of racism shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the organized community of the OBAMESSIAH for ever.
Good lord, Michelle, that’s 4:15 AM on the left coast — you’re gonna kill me from lack of REM sleep…
ughhhh - up comes lunch
ROFLMAO
Oooooh! That was good, Regulus! I’m laughing entirely too much today for some stuffy conservative that isn’t supposed to be having any fun in life!
lol:
I don’t know how long it’s been out there but I just ran across a pic that I like about Obama supporters.
Conservatives are happier than liberals:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/22/AR2006022202012.html
I know I’ve seen this poll and others which support Will’s analysis.
#18, where shall I send my bill for a new keyboard?!
Just had to post this delicious ‘prayer’ on the Washington’s Post - - couldn’t resist driving the obamessiah’s acolytes a wee bit nuttier than they already are. Kudos to Ben E.
Ben E. - I love it! I’ll love it for the next eight to ten years.
Can I get an Obamessiah?
I’m really sick of this Obammessiah stuff from both sides.
It borders on blasphemy.
And u Vill have to Vear a kosher burka, dhimmi.
Ben E., Brilliant!