The Obamessiah’s Prayer

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 22, 2008 06:57 AM

Reader Ben E., nauseated by the media worship of the Obamessiah, has penned the The Obamessiah’s Prayer for his liberal flock. It goes so well with the Elegant Memories’ heaven-sent World Tour t-shirt entry! FYI, I’ll be on Fox and Friends this morning at around 7:15am to talk about the Obamedia.

The Obamessiah’s Prayer

In the name of Reverend Wright, Obama, and Bill Ayers we pray. Obama hear our prayers.

Our Obama, who art in Washington,
Hallowed by thy children.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy Legislation be done,
In Washington as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our daily gas ration,
As we repent for our carbon addiction.
And lead us not into trepidation,
But deliver us from George Bush.
For thine is the Presidency, the Congress and the Supreme Court.
For eight to ten years.
Obamessiah.

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  1. #382606
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 am, zorro said:

    Very good. I don’t think the Obama will be sitting down with you for a heart to heart Vent anytime soon! Not that he would have anything to say worth hearing…

    Looking forward to seeing you on Fox and Friends in a few minutes.

  2. #382607
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 am, Jon Brodin said:

    Heh! This is good. Congratulations, Ben E. Thank you for sharing.

  3. #382609
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 am, maine yankee said:

    And don’t look behind the curtan,

    You’ll be dissapointed for certain.

  4. #382610
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 am, pickax411 said:

    Forgot the standard close:

    “In the name of the Obama, the Michelle and the Holy Karl Marx”.

  5. #382611
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 am, DBNinKY said:

    Ooh, I hope the “fair and balanced” crowd at NBC/MSNBC sees this; on second thought, like the New Yorker cover, they’re so blindly into the Obama theology that they may fail to see the satire of it and actually begin to recite it at bedtime.

  6. #382612
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:28 am, Barry F. said:

    Blasphemers, all of you! ;-)

  7. #382614
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 am, ACHefty said:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that whole “eight to ten years” gaffe. It’s getting pretty tiresome with all the passes he is receiving. Dan Quayle should consider suing the press hacks…

  8. #382621
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:50 am, sargeinny1 said:

    We have already had a Lord and Savior who died on the cross for us…Nevermind, I couldn’t suggest the Obamessiah should…

  9. #382622
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 am, RedDog said:

    What? Did Obama really say he had 8 to 10 years in office? What a dim bulb! And they say GWB is the village idiot. Remember, Clinton was looking for ways to extend his presidency…

  10. #382624
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 7:59 am, ZK said:

    Obama is a Stalinist idiot.

    Oh no, did I just commit blasphemy?

  11. #382625
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:00 am, tre said:

    Shall I recite that as I’m kneeling in front of the “porcelain god?”

    That’s the ONLY “alter” I can see that it’s appropriate.

  12. #382627
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am, Marc said:

    Last night on CBS News, Katie Couric got downright giddy when talking about Obama. She devoted the first 15 minutes of her broadcast to the Obama “phenomenon” and then said: “In case you didn’t know it, there is another candidate”. She telegraphed her view that the “other candidate” is an old White guy who was just hanging out with George H.W. Bush another old white guy in Maine. Katie’s eyes lit up when she spoke about Obama and to Obama and she radiated a smile as big as Texas when she talked to him. I thought she would ask Barack to kiss her hand. The only thing he could do to dissapoint her would be to call her “Sweetie”

  13. #382628
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:07 am, Barry F. said:

    The only thing he could do to dissapoint her would be to call her “Sweetie”

    For some reason, I don’t think that would be such a disappointment for her. It may well have sent her right on over the edge and actually shed what thin veil of journalistic impartiality she tries to intimate that she has. ;-)

  14. #382629
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 am, Barry F. said:

    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:00 am, tre said:

    Shall I recite that as I’m kneeling in front of the “porcelain god?”

    That’s the ONLY “alter” I can see that it’s appropriate.

    ROFLMAO

    Well, then, let’s make an appropriate sacrifice at the “alter” for the Obamessiah. :evil: :lol:

  15. #382632
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 am, backwoods conservative said:

    The Obamessiah certainly alters his positions often enough.

  16. #382636
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am, beenthere said:

    The prayer works for me. Now what needs to be done is something similar for McCain.

  17. #382637
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 am, rambler said:

    I love watching these media elites, who have been talking down to the rest of us for years, acting so foolishly in the presence of BO. Will they be so giddy after Boracula has sucked the life out of our economy with his tax increases to support his nanny state?

  18. #382643
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am, DarthRove said:

    The only thing he could do to dissapoint her would be to call her “Sweetie”

    No, in that event, I think we would have seen an Obamagasm.

  19. #382656
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 am, Barry F. said:

    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am, DarthRove said:

    …we would have seen an Obamagasm.

    ROFLMAO

    Obamagasm! :lol:

  20. #382658
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am, swmbo said:

    I just don’t get it. You would think after Slick Willie, the women of the world would have learned something. I guess that applies to the tingly legged men out there too. There is absolutely no substance to Obama, he is just a hot air balloon with ears for wings.

    Famous saying, “If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.” I think this means a lot of Americans don’t stand for much of anything, because they sure keep falling for empty promises.

  21. #382663
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am, katieanne said:

    I look at Obama and think of Mad Magazine. The thought of him in office is scary.

  22. #382697
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    A A A men
    A A men
    A men
    Amen Amen Amen

    Obamessiah done come!
    Hallelujah we is saved!
    The twelfth Iman comes!

    Now I can be proud of my country (tear)

    Now don those burkas and be quick about it.

    Allah be praised.

  23. #382716
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 am, tre said:

    #14 BarryF

    Praise Obama and pass the refried beans!

  24. #382724
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am, Barry F. said:

    Pico de gallo para mis frijoles y una mesa circa de la ventana, por favor. ;-)

  25. #382727
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 10:13 am, Barry F. said:

    I don’t know how correct that was, since it has been many years since high school Spanish but, I supposed, I had better brush up, given Obama’s and McCain’s pandering to La Raza and their cohorts. ;-)

  26. #382729
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 am, swmbo said:

    SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE !!

    My right to keep and bear arms
    is written in the language of the land,English.

    ;-)

  27. #382755
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am, Barry F. said:

    No habla. ;-)

  28. #382779
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 11:01 am, alaskangrizzly said:

    #24 just made me hungry for some Mexican food at a restaurant just around the corner from here for lunch :D

  29. #382792
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 am, HarryStar said:

    …In Washington as it is in Chicago.

    …”And other cities in the 57 states”

  30. #382869
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 am, secondsight said:

    My Burning Question of the Day: is BO numerically challenged? And if so, what is the name of his affliction? How does it manifest itself? How often? 387 days a year? What does this tell us about his budgets? How about universal healthcare? At least 22 times the GNP of the world? Do you have a good job in health care and are you making plans on moving to Denmark? Why not?

  31. #382892
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm, Dan Lee said:

    “For thine is the Presidency, the Congress and the Supreme Court.
    For eight to ten years    .”

    Only if this were the true extent of the threat. If he gets a hold of the ability to change the Supreme Court, this country will be in very big trouble for a lot longer than ten years.

    ~Dan Lee

  32. #382894
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm, HeatherRadish said:

    You would think after Slick Willie, the women of the world would have learned something.

    Hey!! Some of us learned even before der Slickmeister!!

    Then again, I’m not typical.

  33. #382917
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm, greenfairie said:

    LOL, that was great!

    So if I don’t believe in the Obamessiah, I guess that makes me Jewish.

  34. #382955
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm, atheling said:

    On July 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am, swmbo said:

    I just don’t get it. You would think after Slick Willie, the women of the world would have learned something

    With some exceptions, I am afraid that many women don’t learn or think deeply about politics and society. They often go for the socialist candidate because socialism is feminine by nature. Why do you think they call it the “nanny state”? Unfortunately, many women I know think it’s more important for government to clothe, feed and shelter us than to provide national security. And the feminization of men (i.e., Chrissy Matthews, lgm, rusty, et al.) in our society supports that influence.

    I’ve said it before. Since the emergence of women’s suffrage in the West, we have seen the rise of socialism’s influence in our nation. Women who have little or no critical thinking skills have voted to enlarge government’s role in our personal lives, out of a misguided belief of “caring” – to coddle, rather than to develop independence and personal responsibility.

    Women’s tendency to infantilize society is destroying it – and Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism correctly identifies the new fascist: a middle aged female school teacher.

  35. #382956
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm, Regulus said:

    The Obamessiah is my shepherd; I shall not question.

    He maketh up lies for me to swallow whole: he leadeth me to believe that “Hope” really is a “Plan.”

    He sucketh my soul; he leadeth me in the paths of willful ignorance and Jedi Mind Tricks for his name’s sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow the right-wing attack machine, I will fear no Rethuglican: for thou art with me; thy legions of volunteer press agents and thy campaign staff handlers they delude me.

    Thou preparest an alternative reality before me in the presence of mine enemies, the wicked Rethuglicans: thou anointest my head with Pixie Dust; my credulity runneth over.

    Surely immunity from accusations of racism shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the organized community of the OBAMESSIAH for ever.

    FYI, I’ll be on Fox and Friends this morning at around 7:15am to talk about the Obamedia.

    Good lord, Michelle, that’s 4:15 AM on the left coast — you’re gonna kill me from lack of REM sleep…

  36. #382985
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm, starlightwoman said:

    ughhhh – up comes lunch

  37. #383004
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm, Regulus said:

    ROFLMAO

    Oooooh! That was good, Regulus! I’m laughing entirely too much today for some stuffy conservative that isn’t supposed to be having any fun in life! :lol:

  38. #383010
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm, Barry F. said:

    lol:

    I don’t know how long it’s been out there but I just ran across a pic that I like about Obama supporters. :lol:

  39. #383013
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm, atheling said:

    Conservatives are happier than liberals:

    A survey by the Pew Research Center shows that conservatives are happier than liberals — in all income groups. While 34 percent of all Americans call themselves “very happy,” only 28 percent of liberal Democrats (and 31 percent of moderate or conservative Democrats) do, compared with 47 percent of conservative Republicans. This finding is niftily self-reinforcing: It depresses liberals.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/22/AR2006022202012.html

    I know I’ve seen this poll and others which support Will’s analysis.

  40. #383033
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 2:05 pm, mom2jack said:

    No, in that event, I think we would have seen an Obamagasm.

    #18, where shall I send my bill for a new keyboard?! :lol:

  41. #383242
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm, PJ said:

    Just had to post this delicious ‘prayer’ on the Washington’s Post – - couldn’t resist driving the obamessiah’s acolytes a wee bit nuttier than they already are. Kudos to Ben E.

  42. #383337
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm, Tennyson said:

    Ben E. – I love it! I’ll love it for the next eight to ten years.

    Can I get an Obamessiah?

  43. #383437
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    I’m really sick of this Obammessiah stuff from both sides.

    It borders on blasphemy.

  44. #383517
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:

    On July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm, greenfairie said:
    LOL, that was great!

    So if I don’t believe in the Obamessiah, I guess that makes me Jewish.

    And u Vill have to Vear a kosher burka, dhimmi.

  45. #383556
    On July 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm, keystone said:

    Ben E., Brilliant! :)

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