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Laughing at the Lightworker

By Michelle Malkin • July 25, 2008 09:20 AM

Looks like Obama the Lightworker didn’t impress everyone on his overseas tour.

What a breath of fresh air this Gerard Baker column is. Read and savor the whole thing. The intro:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth – for the first time – to bring the light unto all the world.

Ever so slowly, the glow is dimming. Better late, than never…

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#387315

On July 26th, 2008 at 10:34 am, Die Hippie, Die said:

On July 25th, 2008 at 12:02 pm, mistressjustice said:

I remain optimistic, that outside of 7-9% of Americans who say that they wouldn’t vote for a candidate due to his/her race, this election will be about issues and policies.

I wouldn’t worry about that 7-9%. They’re reliable (in the +90% range) Democrat voters anyway and Obam-uh has them locked up
#387352

On July 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am, DarkKnight said:

Die Hippie Die, are you insinuating that all African Americans are supporting Senator Obama because of his race?
#387595

On July 26th, 2008 at 7:20 pm, BOB said:

Fonzie had his moment when he “jumped the shark”. Obama has, (thankfully), either made his jump on his recent trip pretending to be president, or he’s very close.

Trouble is, when it happens we are left with McAmnesty.
#387596

On July 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm, BOB said:

On July 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am, DarkKnight said:
Die Hippie Die, are you insinuating that all African Americans are supporting Senator Obama because of his race?

Sounds to me like he is saying they vote about 90% Democrat, which they do.