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1. #1
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm, Regulus said:

   “I’m rone-ry, so rone-ry, so rone-ry and sadry a-rone…”

   Sorry, couldn’t resist.

   Also had to resist noticing how quiet Hill & Bill have been in “supporting” Hopenchange these days, isn’t it?

2. #2
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm, JDinTX said:

   I wonder if Obama really knows how much the Clintons will try to hurt his campaign when he doesn’t pick her for his running mate. This could be one of the few things that helps McAmnesty since he doesn’t want to do anything to help himself with the conservatives.

3. #3
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm, Gabe said:

   Donate just $5 and you could dine under the stars with Hillary Clinton.

   Hillary who?

   She might get the last laugh, particularly if Barack Hussein Obama’s numbers keep dropping. He still hasn’t won over all the superdelegates.

   If he does get the nomination, they will be behind the scenes sabatoging his candidacy and planning for 2012. You don’t cross the Clintons.

4. #4
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

   Flush Hillary along with all the other crud.

5. #5
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm, letget said:

   I can think of a thousand things I could do with $5.00, but have a sit down meal with hc isn’t one of them.
   L

6. #6
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

   She’s still burdened with mountains of debt from the primary campaign and today is offering supporters the chance to dine with her “under the stars” if they give at least $5.

   I’d give her 5 bucks to quit the Senate and stay away from any government or political position for life.

7. #7
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm, tgillian said:

   My staff has been calling this my “retirement dinner” — not because I’m retiring, of course, but because we’re working on retiring the debt we owe to small vendors all over the country.

   Is the debt to Mark Penn and the money she lent herself included in the small vendors?

8. #8
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm, backwoods conservative said:

   She would have to pay me a lot more than $5.00 to get me to dine with her.

9. #9
   On July 29th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, Blind_Mule said:

   Kim Jong Il sings a balad to Hillary

10. #10
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm, MtsEdge said:

    With all due respect, how on earth is she going to turn a $5 contribution into a decent meal?

    Oh, I forgot about Whitewater, cattle futures, etc.

11. #11
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    Hey if your offended Regulus started it.

12. #12
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, Jeddite said:

    I could probably swing $5 to join Mrs Clinton at a Denny’s for some Moons Over My Hammy while she talks about… uh, stuff.

13. #13
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, tmkeith said:

    Regulus:

    There’s nobody she can rerate to
    Feels rike a bird in a cage

    It’s kinda sirry, but not rearry,
    but it’s firring her body with rage!!!

    She’s the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit,
    But noone around seams to rearize it…

    When she rules the world, maybe they’ll notice sheeeeeeeeee!!!

    (you know the rest - but the Kim Jong Il connection was a brilliant idea)

14. #14
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    I would be afraid God would hit the table with a bolt of lightning.

15. #15
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:15 pm, MtsEdge said:

    I think I would lose my appetite.

16. #16
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:16 pm, CleanGuy said:

    For five dolla, I love you long time! For ten, I will be your seester!

17. #17
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:20 pm, dan708 said:

    If Barack sits down for a meal with Mrs C, he’d better bring along his food-taster!

18. #18
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm, walterc said:

    What kind of meal could she provide for five bucks? Or could it be a McDonalds franchise could soon join that group of small vendors not getting paid?

    If you enter today, we could be having dinner together soon!

    Is this some kind of contest? $5 wins you a chance for dinner with the Hill?

19. #19
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm, Barry F. said:

    My staff has been calling this my “retirement dinner”…

    Well, dang. Talk about getting my hopes up and then dashing them in the next breath.

20. #20
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, ajmontana said:

    you can’t tell me they didnt hide some of the money donated to her campaignlame.
    hundreds of millions???? pahleeeeeeeeeeeeez. clintons are a crooked as lombard street.

21. #21
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:30 pm, JAB said:

    “Hillary Clinton: Mrs. Lonely”

    What, is Monika back in town?

22. #22
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm, rambler said:

    She’s worth millions, so why would I pay her? She couldn’t pay me enough to dine with her!

23. #23
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm, ChicagoRobb said:

    I’d give her ten to retire from public life ,but we couldn’t trust her to actually do that.

24. #24
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    Ole Barry hasn’t rapped up the nomination yet. Strange things happen in politics. Stranger things happen around the Clintons.

25. #25
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:34 pm, MtsEdge said:

    clintons are a crooked as lombard street.

    Y’know, I was wondering if they would ACTUALLY use the $5 contributions to pay their debt…somehow I think they mysteriously would never have ENOUGH to pay their vendors.

    She’s worth millions, so why would I pay her?

    Yep, what about that $100 million personal wealth???? It seems that the $5 contribution is intended to reach “everyone” in this country…but the average person pays their own bills with their own money. She can do the same, as far as I’m concerned.

26. #26
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, Barry F. said:

    Small vendors, huh? Is that what they call the service providers that kept Little Willy occupied and away from the microphones during her primary campaign?

27. #27
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm, max said:

    Just me and my arrow whitey tape…

    what’s a lonely gal like me to do?

28. #28
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, Barry F. said:

    I think HRC is looking for a bailout for the campaign lending boondoggle she got herself into.

    Come on, Hill. Suck. It. Up. Show some personal responsibility.

29. #29
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm, rambler said:

    I think I’ll get a coffee instead.

30. #30
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, ajmontana said:

    La,la,la
    ah 1, ah 2, ah 3…
    Take me out to diner,
    Get me out of this debt,
    Give me some more of the money I blew,
    arent you happy it didnt happen to you,
    So root root root for Odumbo,
    It’s the only way he will help outtttt,
    For its 1,2,3 hundred mill in an offffffff shoreeeeeeeee account.
    la,la,la…

31. #31
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, walterc said:

    She could be onto something here. For $5 you can have dinner with me under the stars. What’s the price of a hot dog and one of those little bags of chips?

    So how ’bout it folks, ya wanna help me pay off my debts?

32. #32
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, ajmontana said:

    I think you might have been a little off-key, AJ.

33. #33
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    Reminds me of a joke:

    Bill Clinton goes jogging every day near the Clinton home in NY.

    Every day he passes a hooker on the other side of the street. Each time he passes, the hooker yells out “Fifty dollars!”

    Every day, Bill Clinton yells back “Five Dollars!”

    One day, Hillary is home during a Senate recess. She insists on going with Bill on his morning jog.

    Bill is nervous that they might pass the hooker.

    Sure enough, Bill and Hill go jogging together….and there on the other side of the street is that hooker.

    “Hey, Bubba!” yells the hooker, “See what you get for five dollars?”

34. #34
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, malkin_fan said:

    I’d pay $5 a ball if shed get her fat a$$ up on the seat of a dunking machine. Hell, I’d stand there all night and throw $5 balls.

35. #35
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pm, tre said:

    She should sit on a dunking tank, and charge $5 for three chances to drop her into icy water.

    Even I might pay $5 for that!

    Or she could stick her head through a plastic curtain, and for $5 one gets to throw a cream pie at her.

    She’d pay off her debts in no time!

36. #36
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pm, tre said:

    Ya just barely beat me to it, Malkin-Fan!

37. #37
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    “Hey, Bubba!” yells the hooker, “See what you get for five dollars?”

    ROFLMAO

    *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp*

38. #38
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, atheling said:

    We should start a new Operation Chaos by helping Hill pay off her debt, and talk her into running as an Independent.

    *EG*

39. #39
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:55 pm, Yashmak said:

    I’d have dinner with Hillary for $5. Absolutely.

    I mean, where else can you find dinner for $5? It doesn’t mean I’d have to pay any attention to her. Plus, I might have the opportunity to heckle. Always wanted to heckle a Clinton.

40. #40
    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:59 pm, Barry F. said:

    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:55 pm, Yashmak said:

    It would cost me more than $5.00 in antacid tablets to make it through a meal with a Clinton. How could you ignore her presence. You would have to get one of those eery skin crawling moments the entire time.

41. #41
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, FirstSkirt said:

    Cleanman: Your comment was SOOOO funny!

    Yashmak: Your comment was soooo funny!

    How come I can’t think of anything funny? Oh yeah, the thought of spending any time with Hitlery makes me ill. But, I do love the dunking booth and cream pie ideas!!

42. #42
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, mom2jack said:

    Maybe if she had quit when she was behind she wouldn’t have to beg for pocket change from the lowly masses.

    #32, that was a soda-spewing post!

43. #43
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm, ajmontana said:

    Barry F. said:
    I think you might have been a little off-key, AJ.

    But I still sounded better than justin timberwolf.
    or, cuz I wasn’t in the shower.

44. #44
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:26 pm, John Ansell said:

    AJ, Harry Carey is smiling.

45. #45
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:43 pm, RevJim said:

    I’d pay $5 for the chance to slap her bowlegged.

46. #46
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm, Cicero said:

    I couldn’t eat with her cackling all over my food.

47. #47
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:52 pm, Cicero said:

    “Drag a hundred-dollar five-dollar bill through a trailer park Chappaqua, you never know what you’ll find.”

    Heh.

48. #48
    On July 29th, 2008 at 4:56 pm, sonofdy said:

    How the mighty have fallen, she is literaly now whoring out her company for 5 dollars a pop. Sad.

49. #49
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm, Valiant said:

    It is a contest to see who gets to go to dinner with Hillary. Prize includes airfare and the meal. No contribution necessary to enter.

50. #50
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, Darwin Akbar said:

    mom2jack #41 & Barry F #36: Glad you liked the joke….it was tailor-made for today’s story….and when the Gods of Comedy give one an opening like that, one is duty-bound to take it lest the gods take offense.

51. #51
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:23 pm, J S Ragman said:

    She’s still burdened with mountains of debt from the primary campaign and today is offering supporters the chance to dine with her “under the stars” if they give at least $5.

    I’ve got a better idea, Hil. Just take the $5, and go ask Jesse Jackson for change, you know “two tens for a five”. That should help your debt problem.

52. #52
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, Floyd R. Turbo said:

    Ron #23, as Rush has said repeatedly over the last year, NEVER count the Clintons out. Never. Yep, strange things happen around them. But, if she’s slummin’, out of the limelight? Hey, it’s called reaping what you’ve sown. All words and actions carry a price with them. Sooner or later…the “piper” gets paid.

53. #53
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm, ajmontana said:

    #48..I entered, now lets see how many phone calls I get from the Odumbo Campaign. lmao

54. #54
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm, tbear44 said:

    On July 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, ajmontana said:

    That was good AJ. Thanks for making me lol.

55. #55
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, DBNinKY said:

    “…not because I’m retiring…but because we’re working on retiring the debt… .”

    Oh she is a witty one!

    “Everyone who acts today will have the chance to join me — along with a guest — for a dinner to talk about whatever you’d like.”

    I really don’t think they thought that one through.

56. #56
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, lonewolf said:

    If enough people pay $5/each to retire her campaign debt, that is going to be one crowded brunch..

57. #57
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm, Cicero said:

    And for $10 Hillary will put her tongue in your ear.

58. #58
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    You told a funny.

    And by “you” I mean all of you fine folks!

    Good stuff.

59. #59
    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:59 pm, AuntiEm said:

    Michelle Obama is asking for that same five bucks for a chance to be backstage with her husband. Deleted the e-mail earlier.

60. #60
    On July 29th, 2008 at 6:57 pm, jim8427 said:

    On July 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm, Cicero said:
    And for $10 Hillary will put her tongue in your ear.

    Man, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth… Yep, definately threw up with that one.

    Jim C

61. #61
    On July 29th, 2008 at 6:57 pm, Die Hippie, Die said:

    Any truth to the rumor that Hillary recently met with one Nahris Nahris?

62. #62
    On July 29th, 2008 at 8:16 pm, Uplander said:

    How soon we forget. Hilly & Billy are about Hilly & Billy and little else. The only adjustment that can be attributed is when ‘Hilly is for Hilly or Billy is for Billy’.

    The Clintons are in it for the whole deal. We may know who the Democrat candidate is when the convention is over, or not.

    Remember, She has stated herself that ‘I have the popular vote’. There will be grass root (or nutroot) calls of ‘We want Hillary’, spontaneous of course. She wouldn’t be true to the wishes of destiny if she ignored these calls. After all, she’s only about saving ‘the children’ and there is no higher calling.

63. #63
    On July 29th, 2008 at 8:20 pm, simcoe said:

    Everyone who acts today will have the chance to join me — along with a guest — for a dinner to talk about whatever you’d like.

    I think I’d like to talk about how you can do a healthy dinner for folks and their guests for five bucks. I can’t even do lunch for one for five bucks without getting a plate full of empty carbs and bloated cals. Please, Hill, tell us your secret.

64. #64
    On July 29th, 2008 at 9:46 pm, jsr said:

    “Everyone who acts today will have the chance to join me — along with a guest — for a dinner to talk about whatever you’d like.”

    I’m thinking of sending $5 just on the outside chance that if I win, I could bring along Ken Starr. Now that would be some interesting dinner conversation.

65. #65
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:16 am, CO2 Producer said:

    Man, what’s Congress’ approval rating after today?

66. #66
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:28 am, Marc said:

    I wonder if any of the money raised by this so called dinner under the stars will be used to repay Hillary and Bill for the loans they made to the campaign. I also wonder if the Clintons have already paid themselves back. If the Clintons already paid themselves back, that means they gave themselves priority over all the small vendors who provided food and flowers and hotel rooms and rental cars to the Hillary campaign. If the Clintons paid themselves back before the small vendors got paid, this is an outrage. The MSM could find out this info if it wanted to.

67. #67
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:25 am, tpierce2 said:

    Clinton’s can never be trusted. She probably has already been repaid.

    I hope we never have to listen to that cakkle of hers again or have to listen to that lying husband of hers again. I know, it won’t happen but it would be nice if they just went and didn’t come back. Jeez, like bad breath, some things stick with some of those people forever!

    Billary & Hillary! Go away.

68. #68
    On July 30th, 2008 at 3:00 am, blacktygrrrr said:

    It is not the money. I just prefer to associate with a better class of people.

    No thank you Hill-Dawg.

    Respectfully,

    eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

69. #69
    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, Right is right said:

    I’d rather spend $50 to move her to Southern California. (Earthquake joke)