Hillary Clinton: Mrs. Lonely
Donate just $5 and you could dine under the stars with Hillary Clinton.
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“I’m rone-ry, so rone-ry, so rone-ry and sadry a-rone…”
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Also had to resist noticing how quiet Hill & Bill have been in “supporting” Hopenchange these days, isn’t it?
I wonder if Obama really knows how much the Clintons will try to hurt his campaign when he doesn’t pick her for his running mate. This could be one of the few things that helps McAmnesty since he doesn’t want to do anything to help himself with the conservatives.
She might get the last laugh, particularly if Barack Hussein Obama’s numbers keep dropping. He still hasn’t won over all the superdelegates.
If he does get the nomination, they will be behind the scenes sabatoging his candidacy and planning for 2012. You don’t cross the Clintons.
Flush Hillary along with all the other crud.
I can think of a thousand things I could do with $5.00, but have a sit down meal with hc isn’t one of them.
L
I’d give her 5 bucks to quit the Senate and stay away from any government or political position for life.
Is the debt to Mark Penn and the money she lent herself included in the small vendors?
She would have to pay me a lot more than $5.00 to get me to dine with her.
Kim Jong Il sings a balad to Hillary
With all due respect, how on earth is she going to turn a $5 contribution into a decent meal?
Oh, I forgot about Whitewater, cattle futures, etc.
Hey if your offended Regulus started it.
I could probably swing $5 to join Mrs Clinton at a Denny’s for some Moons Over My Hammy while she talks about… uh, stuff.
Regulus:
There’s nobody she can rerate to
Feels rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sirry, but not rearry,
but it’s firring her body with rage!!!
She’s the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit,
But noone around seams to rearize it…
When she rules the world, maybe they’ll notice sheeeeeeeeee!!!
(you know the rest – but the Kim Jong Il connection was a brilliant idea)
I would be afraid God would hit the table with a bolt of lightning.
I think I would lose my appetite.
For five dolla, I love you long time! For ten, I will be your seester!
If Barack sits down for a meal with Mrs C, he’d better bring along his food-taster!
What kind of meal could she provide for five bucks? Or could it be a McDonalds franchise could soon join that group of small vendors not getting paid?
Is this some kind of contest? $5 wins you a chance for dinner with the Hill?
Well, dang. Talk about getting my hopes up and then dashing them in the next breath.
you can’t tell me they didnt hide some of the money donated to her campaignlame.
hundreds of millions???? pahleeeeeeeeeeeeez. clintons are a crooked as lombard street.
“Hillary Clinton: Mrs. Lonely”
What, is Monika back in town?
She’s worth millions, so why would I pay her? She couldn’t pay me enough to dine with her!
I’d give her ten to retire from public life ,but we couldn’t trust her to actually do that.
Ole Barry hasn’t rapped up the nomination yet. Strange things happen in politics. Stranger things happen around the Clintons.
Y’know, I was wondering if they would ACTUALLY use the $5 contributions to pay their debt…somehow I think they mysteriously would never have ENOUGH to pay their vendors.
Yep, what about that $100 million personal wealth???? It seems that the $5 contribution is intended to reach “everyone” in this country…but the average person pays their own bills with their own money. She can do the same, as far as I’m concerned.
Small vendors, huh? Is that what they call the service providers that kept Little Willy occupied and away from the microphones during her primary campaign?
Just me and my
arrowwhitey tape…what’s a lonely gal like me to do?
I think HRC is looking for a bailout for the campaign lending boondoggle she got herself into.
Come on, Hill. Suck. It. Up. Show some personal responsibility.
I think I’ll get a coffee instead.
La,la,la
ah 1, ah 2, ah 3…
Take me out to diner,
Get me out of this debt,
Give me some more of the money I blew,
arent you happy it didnt happen to you,
So root root root for Odumbo,
It’s the only way he will help outtttt,
For its 1,2,3 hundred mill in an offffffff shoreeeeeeeee account.
la,la,la…
She could be onto something here. For $5 you can have dinner with me under the stars. What’s the price of a hot dog and one of those little bags of chips?
So how ’bout it folks, ya wanna help me pay off my debts?
I think you might have been a little off-key, AJ.
Reminds me of a joke:
Bill Clinton goes jogging every day near the Clinton home in NY.
Every day he passes a hooker on the other side of the street. Each time he passes, the hooker yells out “Fifty dollars!”
Every day, Bill Clinton yells back “Five Dollars!”
One day, Hillary is home during a Senate recess. She insists on going with Bill on his morning jog.
Bill is nervous that they might pass the hooker.
Sure enough, Bill and Hill go jogging together….and there on the other side of the street is that hooker.
“Hey, Bubba!” yells the hooker, “See what you get for five dollars?”
I’d pay $5 a ball if shed get her fat a$$ up on the seat of a dunking machine. Hell, I’d stand there all night and throw $5 balls.
She should sit on a dunking tank, and charge $5 for three chances to drop her into icy water.
Even I might pay $5 for that!
Or she could stick her head through a plastic curtain, and for $5 one gets to throw a cream pie at her.
She’d pay off her debts in no time!
Ya just barely beat me to it, Malkin-Fan!
ROFLMAO
We should start a new Operation Chaos by helping Hill pay off her debt, and talk her into running as an Independent.
*EG*
I’d have dinner with Hillary for $5. Absolutely.
I mean, where else can you find dinner for $5? It doesn’t mean I’d have to pay any attention to her. Plus, I might have the opportunity to heckle. Always wanted to heckle a Clinton.
It would cost me more than $5.00 in antacid tablets to make it through a meal with a Clinton. How could you ignore her presence. You would have to get one of those eery skin crawling moments the entire time.
Cleanman: Your comment was SOOOO funny!
Yashmak: Your comment was soooo funny!
How come I can’t think of anything funny? Oh yeah, the thought of spending any time with Hitlery makes me ill. But, I do love the dunking booth and cream pie ideas!!
Maybe if she had quit when she was behind she wouldn’t have to beg for pocket change from the lowly masses.
#32, that was a soda-spewing post!
But I still sounded better than justin timberwolf.
or, cuz I wasn’t in the shower.
AJ, Harry Carey is smiling.
I’d pay $5 for the chance to slap her bowlegged.
I couldn’t eat with her cackling all over my food.
“Drag a
hundred-dollarfive-dollar bill througha trailer parkChappaqua, you never know what you’ll find.”Heh.
How the mighty have fallen, she is literaly now whoring out her company for 5 dollars a pop. Sad.
It is a contest to see who gets to go to dinner with Hillary. Prize includes airfare and the meal. No contribution necessary to enter.
mom2jack #41 & Barry F #36: Glad you liked the joke….it was tailor-made for today’s story….and when the Gods of Comedy give one an opening like that, one is duty-bound to take it lest the gods take offense.
I’ve got a better idea, Hil. Just take the $5, and go ask Jesse Jackson for change, you know “two tens for a five”. That should help your debt problem.
Ron #23, as Rush has said repeatedly over the last year, NEVER count the Clintons out. Never. Yep, strange things happen around them. But, if she’s slummin’, out of the limelight? Hey, it’s called reaping what you’ve sown. All words and actions carry a price with them. Sooner or later…the “piper” gets paid.
#48..I entered, now lets see how many phone calls I get from the Odumbo Campaign. lmao
That was good AJ. Thanks for making me lol.
Oh she is a witty one!
I really don’t think they thought that one through.
If enough people pay $5/each to retire her campaign debt, that is going to be one crowded brunch..
And for $10 Hillary will put her tongue in your ear.
You told a funny.
And by “you” I mean all of you fine folks!
Good stuff.
Michelle Obama is asking for that same five bucks for a chance to be backstage with her husband. Deleted the e-mail earlier.
Man, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth… Yep, definately threw up with that one.
Jim C
Any truth to the rumor that Hillary recently met with one Nahris Nahris?
How soon we forget. Hilly & Billy are about Hilly & Billy and little else. The only adjustment that can be attributed is when ‘Hilly is for Hilly or Billy is for Billy’.
The Clintons are in it for the whole deal. We may know who the Democrat candidate is when the convention is over, or not.
Remember, She has stated herself that ‘I have the popular vote’. There will be grass root (or nutroot) calls of ‘We want Hillary’, spontaneous of course. She wouldn’t be true to the wishes of destiny if she ignored these calls. After all, she’s only about saving ‘the children’ and there is no higher calling.
I think I’d like to talk about how you can do a healthy dinner for folks and their guests for five bucks. I can’t even do lunch for one for five bucks without getting a plate full of empty carbs and bloated cals. Please, Hill, tell us your secret.
I’m thinking of sending $5 just on the outside chance that if I win, I could bring along Ken Starr. Now that would be some interesting dinner conversation.
Man, what’s Congress’ approval rating after today?
I wonder if any of the money raised by this so called dinner under the stars will be used to repay Hillary and Bill for the loans they made to the campaign. I also wonder if the Clintons have already paid themselves back. If the Clintons already paid themselves back, that means they gave themselves priority over all the small vendors who provided food and flowers and hotel rooms and rental cars to the Hillary campaign. If the Clintons paid themselves back before the small vendors got paid, this is an outrage. The MSM could find out this info if it wanted to.
Clinton’s can never be trusted. She probably has already been repaid.
I hope we never have to listen to that cakkle of hers again or have to listen to that lying husband of hers again. I know, it won’t happen but it would be nice if they just went and didn’t come back. Jeez, like bad breath, some things stick with some of those people forever!
Billary & Hillary! Go away.
It is not the money. I just prefer to associate with a better class of people.
No thank you Hill-Dawg.
Respectfully,
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express
I’d rather spend $50 to move her to Southern California. (Earthquake joke)