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Some women aren’t afraid of anything!
Every time I’m tempted to despair about the past eight years of the Bush Administration, to snap out of it all I have to do is remind myself:
- We could’ve elected algore in 2000; and
- We could’ve elected Jon Carry in 2004.
Then I don’t feel so bad!
That blonde was scarey!
It’s the War In Iraq’s fault!
It’s George Bushes fault!
It’s a Vast Rightwing Conspiracy!
It’s Global Warming!
It’s the Swiftboaters!
It’s…..
Sure. Everyone IMMEDIATELY walks away from drunk college girls.
He may have served, but not honorably - not by any stretch of the imagination!
Apparently, Kerry was for hanging out with hot, drunken college chicks before Teresa told him he was against it.
I love some of the comments on the TMZ site…funny stuff.
He needs another botox treatment!!! Were any of those girls wearing flip flops? John Edwards was unavailable for comment.
“Any of you girls know where I can git me a huntin’ license?”
Granted, the young woman was feeling faint but couldn’t she have kept her legs together?
Right. Shhhh. Don’t ask. Don’t tell, Huh?
He’s just following the legacy of Ted Kennedy.
On July 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, tre said:
It’s the War In Iraq’s fault!
It’s George Bushes fault!
It’s a Vast Rightwing Conspiracy!
It’s Global Warming!
It’s the Swiftboaters!
It’s…..
Monty Python’s Flying Circus?
Hey, where’ Billy Jeff Clinton? Kerry had a party with some bimbos and Billy wasn’t invited? That’s outrageous!!!
These pictures would make a great addition to GetDrunkAndVote4McCain.com
Indeed, has McCain denounced these pictures yet along with any non-democrat who has looked at them and gotten a good laugh? I’m sure one person is not laughing — no doubt “saucy” Teresa is not amused.
Absolutely. I believe Kerry’s story.
You act like he is some gigolo that has no sense of commitment or love for his overbearing wife and only married her for the money of her late-husband and would cheat on her with drunk college girls, if given half the chance.
Really! On what could one base such an assumption?!
Oh! Never mind.
He’ll need a snorkel.
The parents’ money is well spent.
I bet she’s laughing all the way to the kitchen drawer to get the knife to alleviate John’s urge. Whereas Hillary didn’t have the fortitude to do something like that to Little Willy for Bill, because she had political aspirations, I don’t see Mrs. Heinz-Kerry having said reservations.
That’s my plan on election day. Drink before I go, drink when I get back and drink for however long it takes me to get over what I did at the ballot box.
F stands for FOOL.
How’s this help Michelle’s kids?
How come Karry didn’t invite his running mate ‘pretty boy John Edwards’ to the party?
Don’t kid yourself. Jean Fraud loves this kind of “hit job”.
In his small mind, it establishes his bonfides as a heterosexual.
There’s a reason he is nicknamed the Rear Admiral.
Just Kerry hungry to take over as the idiot in charge from MA …
BTW … if he really did reference drinking Bud Light in Viet Nam as is indicated in the linked article it’s just another proof of what a bald-faced liar he is … Bud Light was not even introduced until 1982 …
…
Besides … he wasn’t in Viet Nam long enough to have earned one of those notoriously warm beers we had to drink in the jungles …
If he were a Republican…
The “F” stands for
frolicfinished.Sambo,
Kerry couldn’t find Edwards, since Edwards was still dodging the tabloids after his hotel escapade.
No way AJ. He will be re-elected in a landslide. In Mass, this is a badge of honor. They all got those free Heinz abortion cards with the penis straws.
The Silky Pony is too busy hiding out in the men’s restroom at the Beverly Hilton
“two peas in a pod”
mom2jack said
wonder if he had happy feet.
…you wouldn’t hear about it from Michelle Malkin.
This is so funny!
Except the part where JF’inK looks even scarier than I remember him looking.
That is, if I care to remember how he looked before.
I guess when you put him next to a bunch of [relatively] fresh-faced youngsters with million dollar smiles, you just can’t wash that gray right outta his face now, can you?
Wow did you see his eyes and posture?? Is this just a wine effect?? Looks stoned out his mind to me.
And there are people here who would rather see Obama be the next president, rather than vote for McCain.
Kerry served, and was overserved. Lurch definitely looks like he’s had a few adult beverages.
Quite a harrowing experience for Jean Clod. Wonder if that will be seared into his memory.
Odd, I remember seeing countless articles on crooked Republicans on this blog. In fact there was one just recently on a certain crook named Stevens who took bribes that she reported on.
Even more odd is that I never see a liberal blog do the same for their crooks (which are numerous). Maybe you can convice your pals over at crooks and liars to report on the crooks and liars on your side of the fence?
Not likely, since you’re the liar here claiming that Malkin doesn’t cover corruption and scandals on both sides of the fence. T.L.H.
Is this a case of corruption or scandal? Where have I lied? If this were a Republican out frolicking with drunken college kids, I don’t think MM would cover it. Again, where have I lied?
Considering that his former running mate was just caught sneaking into then hours later, leaving out a back door the hotel where is mistress and love child were staying at, i suppose JK just did not want to be upstaged. He had to show how “jiggy” he was with it…whatever it is in his opinion.
It is just further proof that the Unicersity/College system in this country is seriously in need of an overhaul, when this is the vcaliber of women they are producing.
Special K, you get the gold star!
As for TheOtherSide, you haven’t lied. It’s just there are many instances of MM admonishing Republicans on this blog. I will not provide a multitude of links, as you can search the archives for yourself. But if you want examples, just check this and this.
So, while you are not a liar, I do wish you’d do your homework. (For those of you liberals that have had the full benefit of a public education, that means school work you have to complete at home.)
Maybe they are on Hopium
This is where you lied.
John,
I have done my homework just fine and, as a reqular visitor to this site, I am well aware of here posts on Repbulican scandals. However, this post on Kerry is not a scandal…this is merely a pot-shot a Kerry. I ask you, John, if this had been a Republican congressman cavorting with drunk college kids, would MM have reported it?
Very cool. Right up there with Tryphorgetin™.
Why don’t you ask his wife if she finds his drunken over glaze and choice of photo op “scandalous” or not.
How is that a lie? Did I say that MM doesn’t cover Republcan scandals? No. How can s supposition be a lie in the first place? I merely made the statement, that if this had been a Republican congressman harmlously coverting around with drunk college kids, MM wouldn’t have posted anything about it.
So if she does cover a photo of a (R) Congressman and/or Senator while drunk with drunk girls a third his age (assuming it ever happens) will you come back here and admit being a liar then for making a false speculation to the host’s choices of coverage?
Liberal blogs won’t even cover their own scandals and crooks, so I’m not even sure why you deemed it fun to poke a shot at MM in the first place since she covers scandals and crooks on both sides of the isle with a clear and proven track record?
O/T Update on the Mother of the year
Wow, maybe Kerry was out celebrating the sentence.
Sure I’ll admit I was wrong, but being wrong on supposition is a far cry from lying. But in the meantime, I’d appreciate a little less of the name-calling and character bashing. Thus far facts back up my suppostion, as I did not seen MM post anything about this (bonus photo).
Isn’t he just “harmlessly cavorting” or is that just words you use for Democrats making their office look like trash?
Yes, I firmly believe that she would. She has a confirmed track record in pointing out that type of behavior in our elected officials. However, I can see why you have come to that conclusion; democrats seem to the ones engaging in this behavior exclusively.
As soon as a Republican is caught is cavorting with drunken college girls, please send an email tip to MM. I’m sure she’ll be happy to post it.
Besides, it will be all over the news anyway because of the Republican angle.
That should have read:
Isn’t he just “harmlessly cavorting” or is that just words you use
forto defend Democrats making their office look like trash?Damnit!! I had almost forgotten about Hatchetface Kerry. Please….let’s not be reminded of this useless gigolo again. Let H. J. Heinz rest in peace along with republican senator H. J. Heinz III, who made the mistake of marrying Teresa. Poor H. J….must be spinning in his grave.
OtherSide, do you or did you ever live in Brooklyn?? I ask because back in my college days I worked as a waiter.
Every night this guy would come in & order the same meal. Every night when presenting the tab, I would ask him how his dinner was, & he would complain about the food & the service. I never could figure out why he didn’t go else where…
So will you be having the veal again tonight sir?
Come on John…neither party is clean; power corrupts.
2006
2007
see post #50…suripised you didn’t hear about since according to you it should have been all over the news.
#33 TOS said:
If he were a Republican……
You might if the photos were as funny as these.
C’mon, where’s your sense of humor? To look at a glassy-eyed, slack jawed John Kerry (the epitome of Lurch-like haughtiness) wrapping arms with a gaggle of blitzed, female sycophants is rather “snort” worthy, don’t you think?
And we haven’t even discussed his gin-soaked raisin, sugar-momma-Tess (who once said, that she would “maim” John Kerry if she caught him cheating) waiting at home with the rolling pin in hand.
That’s funny stuff. Its kinda’ like a French ‘Andy Capp.’
Does the man wanting the veal have a (D) next his name? If so he’ll only be harmlessly cavorting while drunk with women a third his age who are also drunk
John Edwards was unavailable - he was at his own party in Beverly Hills…
Brian,
Believe it or not I laughed when I saw these on HuffPo yesterday. (Note: To alaskangrizzly, liberal blogs carried this too). The picturse are hilarious, I only took umbrage with an insinuating cry-me-a-river comment.
He’s going to unite the world.
Oops, wrong thread. Sorry
Gotcha.
You know from everything I’ve heard about his duty in Vietnam -it reminds me of my trip to Miami-
From the airport to the Cruise dock from the cruise dock to the airport…but I’ve been to Miami.
JohnHolliday & alaskangrizzly:
Another one I waiting with bated breath for MM to cover.
Looks like Johnny F’n Kerry likes hanging with his “young female fans” after having a few “adult beverages”. Trying to show them that he can still party with the best of them at his age.
Wonder where Tereza was when this was going down?
Didja ever notice how, whenever folks like TheOtherSide, Rusty or lgm show up, it’s to try and show how progressive is their thinking but then, when it backfires, they make the comments personal or, worse yet, all about THEM?
On and on, it’s “I” this, or “you” that, or “show me where” the other…
like they are dying to gain the spotlight.
Must eat brains! Must eat brains!
Can’t we just have a little fun and a few jokes at Kerry’s expense. Not meant to be a serious smear type post. MM didn’t make an issue of it, just a snort. That means “joke” guys.
Try staying on topic, sport.
On July 30th, 2008 at 7:44 pm, TheOtherSide said:
JohnHolliday & alaskangrizzly:
Another one I waiting with bated breath for MM to cover.
Well the national enquirer has a website too… perhaps you would be more at home there.
John Kerry courageously draws fire away from fellow Democrat trapped in hotel men’s room by hostile tabloid reporters.
#65 TOS said:
Has John Aravosis covered John Kerry’s “Monkey Business” episode yet?
They’re just here to stir the pot. If the “coverage” here is so bad, why bother coming here on a daily basis and actually taking the time to post? Stirring the pot.. probably while smoking it.
TOS:
You know, when the MSM takes Edwards’ affair seriously instead of covering it up like they’re doing at the LA Times, then I’ll give your suggestions some thought. My gosh, Sessions had the gaul to hold a fundraiser at a strip club. The audacity! I guess he’s been reading Obummer’s book about how to do coke and tell people what they want to hear at the same time.
Oh, and as to your “links,” the kind of hit jobs that are done on Republicans (the people who were actually convicted of the crimes they were accused of instead of alleged), smacks, not of bipartisanship, but of pinning a “culture of corruption” onto the Republicans when both parties are guilty of it.
Tell you what, TOS… when you actually practice what you preach and aren’t a left wing robot like your buddy lgm, contributors on this blog might actually give a damn about what a liberal such as yourself has to say. Knowing that you’re only on here to delight us all in your moral equivalency arguments is the only entertainment value you got.
Oh, and what do you have against strip clubs? So, only lusty liberals like yourself get to go but Sessions is a hypocrite because he used one for a fundraiser after he criticized Jackson for showing a boob? Someone had to bring it up since millions (including children) saw it.
I have no trouble with politicians going to strip clubs as long as there’s no cheatin’ going on. Your link is a non story. Would you care to comment about Edwards or has Silky slinked off into the sunset with the mother of his love child and poor Elizabeth bemoaning her fate?
You see…you are good for a laugh after all.
Although I dislike Kerry as much as everyone else, I don’t think this photo is a big deal.It is not Clintonesque. Apparently he was leaving a restaurant and some college kids he did not know approached and asked for a group photo. Like most politicians who are always gladhanding and being phonies, Kerry smiled and mugged for the camera. He was thinking that the kids may register to vote and might remember he was nice to them and vote for him. That is the way politicians think and act. They are just about all calculating, smarmy jerks. Unlike Bill Clinton, Kerry was not out on the prowl. Clinton was like an alleycat. Kerry is more like a typical politician, always grubbing for votes and putting on a phony smile.
TOS,
Glad to know you are the one who thinks for Michelle.
If he were a Republican, the MSM would be all over this. This is Jon Cary - traitor where he can (and did) get elected in Mass. PASS
Really, you be posting about the subject matter and not what Michelle chooses to blog about.
Small wonder the one girl fainted; she was bored to sleep!
“I voted for Bud Light, before I voted against it!”
One of my co-workers noticed that the wide-eyed girl sipping something out of that plastic cup may have been using a straw known as a “d!cky sipper”. A “you know what” shaped straw. I would not be surprised.
And Larry Eustachy got fired for that.
Kerry looks like a cadaver and his eyes are going in different directions.