Remember Saddam’s “baby milk factory”? Check out the Palestinian baby milk tunnels

By see-dubya  •  July 30, 2008 01:27 AM

Oh dear. Those tunnels the Palestinians have built under the Gaza strip, which the Israelis claim are being used to smuggle weapons to terrorists?

Yeah, well, it seems the Israelis were so totally wrong about that. They’re actually used to smuggle jugs of milk.

Hey, I was skeptical, too. But if you check out this link, you’ll see actual pictures of genuine Palestinian-looking people, in a tunnel, holding what appear to be jugs of milk.

Therefore these tunnels are never used to smuggle weapons. Case closed, I guess. Boy, is my face red.

Soon to be released: shocking photographic evidence that those tunnels under the southern border are actually never used to smuggle drugs, guns, and illegal aliens, but only delicious homemade tamales.

P.S. If you don’t remember Saddam’s “baby milk factory”–which was actually a ricin factory, here’s a refresher.

I’d be a little worried if milk from that plant were passing through the tunnels under Gaza.
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{Post by See-Dubya; hat-tip to Mike at Cold Fury.}

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  1. #390540
    On July 30th, 2008 at 1:58 am, Hangfire said:

    Soooooooo…..That means the thousands of centrifuges bought by the Iranians is really for……..

    genetic research?

  2. #390545
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:29 am, Papa Louie said:

    Got Milk?
    No?
    Me neither. Let’s head for the tunnel.
    Why don’t we bring the goat through the tunnel so we don’t have to do this every day?
    Why buy the goat when the milk is free?

  3. #390546
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:30 am, SirKnob said:

    No Hangfire, they are used for tapioca. The poor ayatollah has a thing for rice puddin :-)

  4. #390550
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:42 am, Papa Louie said:

    Hangfire said:

    Soooooooo…..That means the thousands of centrifuges bought by the Iranians is really for……..

    genetic research?

    Maybe so, but you ought to see how well those babies can separate the cream from the milk. They can also churn butter like nobody’s business. And best of all, if you cool the centrifuge with liquid nitrogen, you can make ice cream in seconds!

  5. #390553
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:54 am, blacktygrrrr said:

    I understand that this is a lighthearted thread, but many Palestinians really are the scourge of the Earth.

    I wonder if they ever tried actually contributing something positive to the world, or at the very least not detracting from it.

    After all, why would they need to smuggle milk? Milk is for children, and their children blow themselves up anyway.

    Now if they were smuggling weapons, that would make more sense.

    Respectfully,

    eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

  6. #390559
    On July 30th, 2008 at 3:46 am, AlohaGuy said:

    That means the thousands of centrifuges bought by the Iranians is really for……..

    genetic research?

    No – for honey. You have to get the honey out of the comb, and the bees love it. It’s like an “E” ticket ride – The Apiahorn.

  7. #390560
    On July 30th, 2008 at 3:47 am, AlohaGuy said:

    After all, why would they need to smuggle milk? Milk is for children, and their children blow themselves up anyway.

    How is this talk helping the calves?

  8. #390561
    On July 30th, 2008 at 4:02 am, gridlock said:

    On July 30th, 2008 at 1:58 am, Hangfire said:
    Soooooooo…..That means the thousands of centrifuges bought by the Iranians is really for……..

    Butter Churns!

  9. #390581
    On July 30th, 2008 at 6:40 am, nyc123me said:

    Those photos are hilarious! It’s like they’re spoofing themselves!

  10. #390583
    On July 30th, 2008 at 6:51 am, nyc123me said:

    Don’t forget the ricin pudding.

  11. #390600
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:10 am, NY Andy said:

    AlohaGuy,

    You are showing your age by referring to “E” ticket rides and I am showing mine by remembering them. I may even have some old tickets in boxes of stuff from years gone by. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

  12. #390603
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:13 am, tre said:

    I suppose the reason all of those terrorists, oops, I mean baby food providers are wearing those scarves over there faces is that they don’t want people to know who’re doing the good deeds.
    After all, they don’t want glory. They just want to feed babies.

  13. #390604
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:13 am, radio relay said:

    Many Bothins died to bring us this milk…

    Doh! Sorry, wrong fairytale.

  14. #390615
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:25 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    P.S. If you don’t remember Saddam’s “baby milk factory”–which was actually a ricin factory, here’s a refresher.

    Ricin? Are you trying to suggest there were WMD’s. Next you will be trying to sell us on the idea there was 550 metric tonnes of yellow cake to go with all of that “milk”.

  15. #390628
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:35 am, radio relay said:

    Next you will be trying to sell us on the idea there was 550 metric tonnes of yellow cake to go with all of that “milk”.

    Yum! I love Palestinian milk with my yellow cake!

  16. #390630
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:42 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    What’s a little “milk” smuggling amongst friends?

  17. #390638
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:53 am, ajmontana said:

    “Milk Builds Strong Suicide Bombers”

  18. #390643
    On July 30th, 2008 at 8:57 am, ajmontana said:

    after this photo, the tunnel terroist shot the delivery terrorist for forgeting the Oreo’s.

  19. #390645
    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:01 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    How can we see their milk mustache with their heads wrapped in towels? No way I am gunna buy this stuff until I see some milk on their lips! Do they have missing persons on their cartons? So many questions…

  20. #390649
    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:10 am, jhn1 said:

    Even a video isn’t very capable of determining eastbound from westbound when underground, and stills of lifting vs. lowering look alike (as do Gaza vs Egypt).
    These scenes might be legit as shown.
    Humanitarian supplies given for free to Gaza do have a cash value in Egypt, so it is probably smuggling mild and baby formula and humanitarian supplies through those tunnels.

    From Gaza to Egypt.

    For sale to the highest bidder in Egypt.
    Funds to be used to buy weapons and other munitions.
    So Israel’s donations are smuggled out and used to buy weapons to kill Jews, that sounds like P.M. Omert’s style all right.

  21. #390652
    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:11 am, jhn1 said:

    MILK not MILD
    sorry I missed that

  22. #390678
    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    There is no tenable solution to Middle East conflict…

  23. #390681
    On July 30th, 2008 at 10:02 am, Pat said:

    The media are turning a blind eye to this BS story because they despise the US…and can’t pass up the chance for ratings.

    The milk story worked before, why not now?

  24. #390695
    On July 30th, 2008 at 10:16 am, nbarry said:

    How does anyone know that the picture wasn’t photoshopped?

  25. #390698
    On July 30th, 2008 at 10:20 am, Die Hippie, Die said:
  26. #390711
    On July 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am, swmbo said:

    Just how am I supposed to get ready for work when you guys keep me rolling in the floor. What a sense of humor Ms Malkin and see-dub’s fans have.

    Keep up the good work!!!!!

  27. #390805
    On July 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am, wytammic said:

    Score! I love tamales! :)

  28. #390807
    On July 30th, 2008 at 11:37 am, DaveC said:

    “Now when I say weapons, I really mean ‘Milk’ and my kids need ‘milk’ for breakfast. And when I say ‘breakfast’, I mean, ‘Blow up some Jews’.”

    overheard at the PLO..

  29. #390851
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:09 pm, rambler said:

    Is it REALLY milk or explosive milk? I want to see the cows!

  30. #390863
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, BrianNY said:

    Remember Saddam’s “baby milk factory”?

    I remember the “baby milk” factory being a major talking point of every liberal I talked to in 1991. Along with the “highway of death,” “oil fields burning for 10 years,” “25,000 US casualties,” “body bags-body bags-body bags,” Ramsey Clark impeachment and war crime articles for President Bush I, scorn for military lingo like “turkey-shoot” and writing messages on 500lb bombs like “Rock the Casbah” and “Say ‘Cheese’ Saddam.”

    In fact, I remember all the endless, liberal criticisms of Gulf War I. You know, the same ones liberals purposely ignore today when they float their latest meme that “Bush II’s father should have finished the job in 1991 by storming up to Baghdad and killing Saddam,” when it was liberal opposition to that War that advocated an immediate cease-fire every step of the way.

    Just another reason why I don’t vote democrat.

  31. #390892
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, Yashmak said:

    The media are turning a blind eye to this BS story because they despise the US…and can’t pass up the chance for ratings.

    -Pat

    Actually, I think they’re turning a blind eye because they despise Israel. . .but the USA isn’t too far behind, you’re right.

  32. #390916
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, greenfairie said:

    Happy cows apparently don’t come from Gaza.

  33. #390922
    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, greenfairie said:
    Happy cows apparently don’t come from Gaza.

    :lol:

  34. #391046
    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:12 pm, Papa Louie said:

    On July 30th, 2008 at 2:54 am, blacktygrrrr said:

    After all, why would they need to smuggle milk? Milk is for children, and their children blow themselves up anyway.

    Milk builds strong bones, and strong bones make better shrapnel…

  35. #391180
    On July 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On July 30th, 2008 at 9:01 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    How can we see their milk mustache with their heads wrapped in towels? No way I am gunna buy this stuff until I see some milk on their lips! Do they have missing persons on their cartons? So many questions…

    I agree. As for the Missing Persons on the cartons, p’rolly not. It would be too hard for the mother of a suicide bomber to differentiate one red splotch from another.

  36. #391196
    On July 30th, 2008 at 4:01 pm, Republicanvet said:

    On July 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm, BrianNY said:

    Remember Saddam’s “baby milk factory”?

    I remember the “baby milk” factory being a major talking point of every liberal I talked to in 1991. Along with the “highway of death,” “oil fields burning for 10 years,” “25,000 US casualties,” “body bags-body bags-body bags,” Ramsey Clark impeachment and war crime articles for President Bush I, scorn for military lingo like “turkey-shoot” and writing messages on 500lb bombs like “Rock the Casbah” and “Say ‘Cheese’ Saddam.”

    In fact, I remember all the endless, liberal criticisms of Gulf War I. You know, the same ones liberals purposely ignore today when they float their latest meme that “Bush II’s father should have finished the job in 1991 by storming up to Baghdad and killing Saddam,” when it was liberal opposition to that War that advocated an immediate cease-fire every step of the way.

    Just another reason why I don’t vote democrat.

    Ditto to everything. I particularly remember Kennedy asking publicly if the military was up to the job, and talking about the thousands of body bags that would be needed.

    I remember reading a book by a Gulf War vet. He described the scene when Kennedy came to his NG armory for the send-off photo-op, and Kennedy asking some soldier if he were ready. The soldier responded, “Well sir, we’ll just have to drive off that bridge when we get to it.”

  37. #392409
    On July 31st, 2008 at 8:09 pm, Dimsdale said:

    I remember reading a book by a Gulf War vet. He described the scene when Kennedy came to his NG armory for the send-off photo-op, and Kennedy asking some soldier if he were ready. The soldier responded, “Well sir, we’ll just have to drive off that bridge when we get to it.”

    Bwaaahaaahaaa! Oh you soooo owe me a keyboard!! LOL! (Did you know that there are med school students that have NO idea about Chappaquiddick or what happened there?)

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