Mother of the year award
Here’s a winner for you:
A Long Beach mother of eight who drew national media attention after she was caught selling heroin with her two youngest kids in tow was sentenced to three years in state prison on Wednesday.
Meanwhile, here’s an alarming story about British law enforcement:
A man who was found with his head severed by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment….
His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. Post-mortem tests showed he died of a “complete transection of the neck”. …
“There’s nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road.
“The place is all due to be redeveloped. He was the last resident left there. He lived there alone.”
A Hampshire Constabulary spokeswoman confirmed his death was not suspicious.
Note that I called this “alarming”, not “surprising”. I’ve lived in Britain and have a story about law enforcement there I’ll tell you sometime.
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No that’s not suspicious at all – the just had his head whacked off by a chainsaw.
I just saw the picture of the mom – she has headphones on – does that mean she does not speak english??????? very interesting
“There’s nothing suspicious about the death.”
Apparently with the ongoing Islamification of Britian,
Beheaded = “natural death”.
hey, people get decaptiated by chainsaws all the time……right?
Nothing to see here, move along!
From the heroin mother story. I just had a feeling ….
Ho hum. I’ve noticed that whenever these sorts of stories surface, nine times out of ten there’s an illegal alien involved.
And the US taxpayer gets seven more useless mouths to feed.
I “hope” they meant that the fact he died from having his head removed with a chainsaw is not “suspicious” because it is not normal for chainsaws to spring into action and randomly chop off peoples heads as a normal course. Unless you are smoking from LGM’s stash of course.
Do you even need to ask?
Right! And I suppose that man who was shot twice in the back with a muzzle-loading rifle was a suicide.
Not suspicious? Is Monty Python in charge of the investigation???
“His head is cut off”
“No it’s not”
“Yes it is!!! It’s right there!”
“Just a flesh wound”
A person trying to commit suicide by chainsaw isn’t that far fetched. I have a friend who worked in the ER in Phoenix and a man was brought in with a chainsaw wound to his neck. He didn’t succeed in completely decapitating himself, but he did enough damage to bleed to death.
She told me what the wound looked like and it wasn’t pretty. But of course to a first year resident in the ER, it was cool!
Anyways, some people commit suicide by wood chipper machine too. Had a friend, who is a cop, pull one guy out of a wood chipper after he tried to take his girlfriend (who had just broken up with him) with him in the chipper. Luckily, she escaped his grasp….but, alas, he succeeded in killing himself.
yuck.
As soon as she gets out of prison she can head to the nearest church (being reformed and all) seeking sanctuary. Then they can splash her kids all over the place about how she would be forced to leave them in America since they’re U.S. citizens, aka anchor babies. Maybe write a book and a movie, go on a speaking tour with La Raza, and get arrested for being dumb/arrogant enough to leave the church. Oh wait, we’ve already seen that movie.
And I can’t even wrap my brain around a decapitation by a rogue chainsaw not being suspicious.
WOW just WOW A freaking wood chipper. now thats hard core.
There are a lot of non suspicious incidents going on lately. This chainsaw beheading, what, that happens all the time, he probably just got done watching the texas chainsaw massacre. We have the beheading of the young man on the greyhound bus who was also sampled by his killer, took a couple of bites while he was at it. Again, happens all the time nothing suspicious there.
And how about the mystery man in Wisconsin who was lurking in the bushes in camouflage that shot and killed the three young swimmers? Hmm, where have I seen that before, seems like they caught a guy creeping around a park in similar fashion but he was labeled insane, I think. There’s a lot of insanity going around these days as a matter of fact I’m starting to think that something or someone out there is driving more than a tiny minority of people insane, wonder what it might be? Our young people are under attack, that’s what I see anyway, you see any of these crazies trying to hurt one of ours, stomp em like a bug.
I am still amazed at the concept of suicide by wood chipper, but anyway, clealry this mother was just training her kids up in the family business.
I mean who looks at a wood chipper and thinks, now theres a good way to go…
It was in his flat on Bodmin Road. Didn’t you hear?? Now if it had been on any other road or in any other flat….
Sounds suspicious to me. What makes you think it was a suicide attempt?
Don’t you just like how they add at the end of the story if they find out she’s here illegally (already confirmed she’s illegal) that she MIGHT be deported? How did she get welfare as an illegal? Oh, that’s right, it’s California.
According to this article, it was an elaborately planned suicide.
I dunno, it still seems pretty goofy.
Apparently he pissed off the coroner too.
Chainsaw accidents happen all the time. He was probably cutting fire wood in his apartment when the saw bucked and cut off his head.
Kind of like Arkancides?
Hmmm last man in 70 apartments slated to be redeveloped and he refused to leave suddenly shows up decapitated by chainsaw in his apartment?
Absolutely nothing suspicious about that /sarc
She’s on welfare, Americans paying for deadbeat Hispanic dad’s heroin dealing moms. Now if you were a citizen they would take your license, garnish your wages, and put your kids in hell err foster care. Isn’t this the deadbeat dem foreclosure specialist’s district? Well now we know who’s electing these people, at least she won’t be voting this November, I think. Oh and if we had national healthcare you would be denied treatment but she’d get it, her lawya would make sure of it.
On August 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm, purplepeep said:
“There’s nothing suspicious about the death.”
Apparently with the ongoing Islamification of Britian,
Beheaded = “natural death”.
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The Brits are psychologically preparing the populous for Sharia law where beheading are the norm, and not out of the ordinary.
Did the recently deceased in England know the Clintons?
Who were these non-suspicious police, al-Qaeda?
I also noted that the heroin-dealing mom’s article stated that the children had different ‘fathers.’ I don’t know if that is two or more, but sounds like a plan to me! I guess it worked for a while.
The only think I can think of with the chainsaw incident is the the head was whacked off post mortem. But even so, are they not somewhat curious as to the cause of death? And who would whack the head off a dead body anyway? Better find that guy. Jeez….
I’m thinking that this guy was heading up the investigation over in England.
After I read this thread about the guy losing his head, the general consensus from the liberals here is:
He rigged his chain saw so it would not shut off and he fell on it.
I WISH I were making this up.
Liberals – who knew.
See what happens when you put your coffee grounds in with your news papers?
Has British law Enforcement outsourced their news releases to Monty Python?
This is the perfect example of utter stupidity. She should be deported REGARDLESS if she is here illegally. She is a resident alien, at best, from what I gather. Which means she should have that status stripped and thrown out of the country with her 8 illigitimate (sp?) children. She is the poster child for my biggest complaint about our immigration system. Namely, there is no selection criteria for entry into the US any longer. Something like, oh say, she actually may provide BENEFIT to the country or its citizens in some way. A country can stand many things, but sutpidity and incompetence will eventually bring it down.
No, they outsourced their law enforcement to Inspector Clouseau.
Down South I believe they call that a hunting accident.
(Calm down Southerners, it’s just a joke.
)
I wonder how many fathers …
Weary Citizen said: #32, and Arnold just sent out 10 thousand pink slips to state workers today because he doesn’t have a budget. The “mother” is illegal and her b@st@rd children are part of the reason California is broke. They won’t deport her because one of the bast@rds has cancer and needs treatment.
In other words, hand over your wallet.
We had a patient on suicide watch who the sitter allowed to take her purse (the patients) into the bathroom with her. After about 10 minutes the nurse came in and asked where the patient was. Checking the bathroom the nurse found a large pool of blood spooling out from the patient. She had stabbed herself 17 times. That was also here in Phoenix.
That wood chipper suicide was the second here in Phoenix in a two week period.
Glad I don’t line in CA but it won’t be long before 75% of the states will be in the same position. As a country we have lost all ability to reason and use logic. Emotions, PC, and white guilt drive all actions now. That is a dangerous cocktail that will lead us into the depths of socialism/totalitarianism. I just don’t understand why more can’t see this fiasco. OUr compassion is being used against us and we are being taken advantage of but nobody does anythign to stop it. Sigh!
My Daddy had a tree cutting business for years….and never lost a single head.
I’ve not seen any update on the beheading on the Greyhound bus in Canada. Any one else seen anything?
What’s in store for the little B@stards of the Mother of the year.
A new song of the South.
Old: Dixieland
New: Mexiland
Oh I wish I was in the south of L.A.
Hangin’ out with my friend esse’
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man
In Mexico where I was born in
Deportin’ me there in the mornin’
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man
I wish I was in Mexifornia
Ole’ Ole’
In South L.A. I’ll take my stand,
Selling tamales rolled by hand!
Ole’ Ole’
Ole’ South L.A.
Hanging out at Home Depot,
Dude needs yard work, Mucho Gusto!
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man
Got no insurance for my car
Take my sick kid to the E.R.
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man
Hop a fence, swim a river,
Pay a coyote, get back quicker!
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man
Heh. Posted to the wrong thread.
These police detectives come from the Penn and Teller school of science, which states that Intelligent Design has nothing to do with science. Therefore, all deaths must be by natural causes. It would be foolish and non-scientific to make a case for murder because that would imply death by design. And, if the murder was planned by an intelligent being, it would be death by intelligent design. And promoting an idea like that would just be nonsense.
God’s Children
Well it’s obvious, isn’t it? the bloke was merely trying to practice his new juggling routine, had brand new chainsaw fired up, tripped, fell, having the chainsaw land perfectly on his neck, being that he was knocked out from the fall, he was iunable to move as it slowly cut through skin, muscle, sinew, tendon, bone and the rest.
Nothing to see here little blokies….move along then…there’s a good chappie.