Comments on: Mother of the year award

By: RetFireman

RetFireman — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:39:07 +0000

Well it’s obvious, isn’t it? the bloke was merely trying to practice his new juggling routine, had brand new chainsaw fired up, tripped, fell, having the chainsaw land perfectly on his neck, being that he was knocked out from the fall, he was iunable to move as it slowly cut through skin, muscle, sinew, tendon, bone and the rest.

Nothing to see here little blokies….move along then…there’s a good chappie.

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:45:50 +0000

The 36-year-old's status as a legal resident of the U.S. is now under investigation by federal authorities. If she is found to be in the country illegally she faces the possibility of deportation once her prison term is served.

God's Children

By: Papa Louie

Papa Louie — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:48:06 +0000

His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. Post-mortem tests showed he died of a “complete transection of the neck”. …

These police detectives come from the Penn and Teller school of science, which states that Intelligent Design has nothing to do with science. Therefore, all deaths must be by natural causes. It would be foolish and non-scientific to make a case for murder because that would imply death by design. And, if the murder was planned by an intelligent being, it would be death by intelligent design. And promoting an idea like that would just be nonsense.

By: Doctor Hook

Doctor Hook — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:06:14 +0000

Heh. Posted to the wrong thread.

By: Doctor Hook

Doctor Hook — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:03:35 +0000

A new song of the South.
Old: Dixieland
New: Mexiland

Oh I wish I was in the south of L.A.
Hangin’ out with my friend esse’
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man

In Mexico where I was born in
Deportin’ me there in the mornin’
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man

I wish I was in Mexifornia
Ole’ Ole’
In South L.A. I’ll take my stand,
Selling tamales rolled by hand!
Ole’ Ole’
Ole’ South L.A.

Hanging out at Home Depot,
Dude needs yard work, Mucho Gusto!
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man

Got no insurance for my car
Take my sick kid to the E.R.
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man

Hop a fence, swim a river,
Pay a coyote, get back quicker!
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Border man

By: John Ansell

John Ansell — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:57:54 +0000

What's in store for the little B@stards of the Mother of the year.

By: almeehan

almeehan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:21:53 +0000

I’ve not seen any update on the beheading on the Greyhound bus in Canada. Any one else seen anything?

By: UberInfidel67

UberInfidel67 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:54:06 +0000

My Daddy had a tree cutting business for years….and never lost a single head.

By: Weary Citizen

Weary Citizen — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:50:12 +0000

On August 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm, John Ansell said

Glad I don’t line in CA but it won’t be long before 75% of the states will be in the same position. As a country we have lost all ability to reason and use logic. Emotions, PC, and white guilt drive all actions now. That is a dangerous cocktail that will lead us into the depths of socialism/totalitarianism. I just don’t understand why more can’t see this fiasco. OUr compassion is being used against us and we are being taken advantage of but nobody does anythign to stop it. Sigh!

By: Azygos

Azygos — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:49:49 +0000

We had a patient on suicide watch who the sitter allowed to take her purse (the patients) into the bathroom with her. After about 10 minutes the nurse came in and asked where the patient was. Checking the bathroom the nurse found a large pool of blood spooling out from the patient. She had stabbed herself 17 times. That was also here in Phoenix.

That wood chipper suicide was the second here in Phoenix in a two week period.

By: John Ansell

John Ansell — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:41:04 +0000

Weary Citizen said: #32, and Arnold just sent out 10 thousand pink slips to state workers today because he doesn’t have a budget. The “mother” is illegal and her b@st@rd children are part of the reason California is broke. They won’t deport her because one of the bast@rds has cancer and needs treatment.

In other words, hand over your wallet.

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:15:20 +0000

struggling as a single parent to raise her family with no support from her children’s fathers

I wonder how many fathers …

By: AlohaGuy

AlohaGuy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:00:46 +0000

A man who was found with his head severed by a chainsaw…

Down South I believe they call that a hunting accident.

(Calm down Southerners, it’s just a joke. )

By: Dave from Flint

Dave from Flint — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:50:46 +0000

On August 1st, 2008 at 3:33 pm, Jim M. said:

Has British law Enforcement outsourced their news releases to Monty Python?

No, they outsourced their law enforcement to Inspector Clouseau.

By: Weary Citizen

Weary Citizen — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:49:16 +0000

If she is found to be in the country illegally she faces the possibility of deportation once her prison term is served.

This is the perfect example of utter stupidity. She should be deported REGARDLESS if she is here illegally. She is a resident alien, at best, from what I gather. Which means she should have that status stripped and thrown out of the country with her 8 illigitimate (sp?) children. She is the poster child for my biggest complaint about our immigration system. Namely, there is no selection criteria for entry into the US any longer. Something like, oh say, she actually may provide BENEFIT to the country or its citizens in some way. A country can stand many things, but sutpidity and incompetence will eventually bring it down.