Calculate Nancy Pelosi’s carbon footprint

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 4, 2008 09:21 AM

I published Nancy Pelosi’s “Know Your Power” book tour schedule over the weekend (see here). Today, she’ll be in Boston MA. Tomorrow, she travels to Philadelphia. On Wednesday, she’ll be in Miami and the next day she’ll be in Michigan.

How will Madame Speaker be transported to these energy-expending events in which she’ll be preaching about saving the planet…through energy vote-avoidance?

Reader Raymond wants to know:

Dear Michelle,

I would love to know what kind of aircraft and how much fuel Ms. Pelosi is going to use on her book tour. I guess the rest of us should “conserve” so she can uses as much as she wants.

Raymond Dougher
Collierville, TN

Good question.

Calculate Nancy’s carbon footprint!

I estimate she’s at 105 metric tons of CO2, with a likely 10 percent increase this month over the course of the book tour–25 percent if she hitches a ride on some Hollywood liberal’s Gulfstream.

Better stock up on those bogus carbon offsets, sweetie. America’s daughters are watching, you know.

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  1. #394480
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:28 am, swmbo said:

    She needs to lay a carbon footprint on her way back to Washington DC to implement an energy bill. I could forgive that one.

  2. #394485
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am, willie peter said:

    105 Metric tons. She’s got at least another 25 metric tons in botox alone.

  3. #394486
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am, rambler said:

    I hope she checked the plane tires for proper inflation!

  4. #394487
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:33 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    All is forgiven because she’s trying to save the planet. How one saves the planet by writing a book – is not exactly clear… but who am I to question her motives? I’m just a MUM (Member of the Unwashed Masses).

  5. #394489
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:35 am, radio relay said:

    She needs a carbon boot to lay some carbon footprints on her butt!!!

  6. #394491
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am, Craig said:

    Unfortunately, there is no accurate measure for her verbal carbon footprint. That kind of outgas has down way more harm.

  7. #394492
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am, Dimsdale said:

    All aboard for the Hypocrite Highway!!

    It is amazing that these liberal Sierra Club suckups are so oblivious that they don’t even see how contradictory their own actions are.

    Or is it simply arrogance?

    I favor the latter. They don’t care. From Kerry’s “family SUVs” to Gore’s house that matches the electricity consumption of a small town, they are constantly rubbing their power in the little guy’s face. My face. Your face.

    All they care about is themselves, but WE are supposed to sacrifice and suck it up. Nice. Look at Obambi, with his oil drilling flip flop in the face of polls showing that people have had it with the elitist Dems and their holier-than-thou lifestyles.

    And yet, Obama flies off to Hawaii for a break while the rest of us are cutting back or cancelling vacations, particularly in light of upcoming heating bills.

    C’mon lgf. Tell me how bad McCain is in comparison. You have nothing but empty liberal Democrat lip service to throw at him.

  8. #394494
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am, sonofdy said:

    Oh come on michelle, you should know by now that the DNC leadership doesn’t want to live in the way they want to force on us. I mean that conservation stuff is for the peasants who have to be re-educated.

  9. #394496
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:44 am, WarEagle82 said:

    No, listen, Obama’s suggestions work! But, he left out the most important part.

    I inflated my tires, had a tune up. And here is the important part–and now only drive in REVERSE! Liberals are really intent on taking this country backward.

    My gasoline tank overflowed after only 5 miles!

    This is great. The man is a genius! Life is going to be sooo good under the benevolent reign of Obamessiah.

  10. #394500
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am, Mister P said:

    Martin Luther criticized the Vatican for its selling of indulgences, which would “guarentee an ignorant peasant’s way into heaven.” Now we have “Carbon Credit”. The far left loons have stolen an old idea. Not believing in God, they want to tax you to death(unless you participate in the carbon credit scheme) for your daily use of carbon dioxide.
    I think its time for a Reformation.

  11. #394502
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:47 am, glockomatic said:

    Maybe she could just fly on her broom….

  12. #394506
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:53 am, Tuesday said:

    Does anyone do an audit on the mileage logged in (plane, auto, whatever) by these “public servants” on the vehicles provided them by taxpayers? Is there a distinction between public and private use? Do they even keep logs? Or did we, the taxpayers, by assigning them the vehicles as much as told them “Do as you please with these, they are as good as yours. Er, even better: we shoulder the cost, you get the use!”?

  13. #394509
    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    I envision that picture of her with a small target positioned on her head right about where one would find a lobotomy scar saying “drill here, drill now, lower gas prices”.

    Of course, you would have to work around the exisiting multiple face lift scars already there.

  14. #394514
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am, swmbo said:

    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am, sonofdy said:
    Oh come on michelle, you should know by now that the DNC leadership doesn’t want to live in the way they want to force on us. I mean that conservation stuff is for the peasants who have to be re-educated.

    Makes me think of the Dachas the russian aristocrats use. Seems to me that is how we are heading.

    Peasant Americans paying the way for Elite Demi-god-crats.

  15. #394522
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:11 am, southsideironworks said:

    I didn’t know that San Fran Nan’s broomstick consumed fossil fuels.

  16. #394523
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am, no2pcbs1 said:

    pelosi’s carbon footprint can be measured in two ways, if you are measuring her idiocy it’s huge, if you are measuring her intelligence it’s miniscule.

  17. #394525
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am, ajmontana said:

    “Faux News Alert”
    Monster of Montauk Identified!
    After hours of research by top scientists the creature is Nancy Pelosi.
    Turns out to be a Botox injection gone terribly bad.
    film at 11:00

  18. #394534
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:25 am, DaveC said:

    and how many trees did she kill for her book to be published..

  19. #394570
    On August 4th, 2008 at 10:48 am, swmbo said:

    omg AJ, that is priceless.

  20. #394591
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am, 57fender said:

    Give credit where it’s due – she wrote a book no one will buy. Therefore, no trees died.

  21. #394600
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am, sonofdy said:

    57fender: Sadly, the trees died, but in vain ;-)

  22. #394602
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:09 am, DogBreath said:

    Nancy’s not leaving any carbon footprint because she’s using OPM. The taxpayer’s & the simpleton’s that published her ravings.

  23. #394604
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:09 am, Dave from Flint said:

    Gitcher free offsets here;
    http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com/genCert.do

  24. #394615
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am, rambler said:

    Liberals don’t read books, it’s too much work.

  25. #394616
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:17 am, right_on said:

    I think to accurately calculate her footprint, one needs to add in the carbon of the 1) loggers personal footprints to get to the jobsite; 2) the logging companies footprint to harvest, trim, chip, and ship the trees used to make the paper for the books, plus the negative impact of removing a co2 scrubber (said trees); 3) the paper mills footprint; 4) the shipping company’s footprint for transporting the giant rolls of paper; 5) the printing company’s footprint for the manufacturing of the books, plus their shipping footprints; 6) the distributorships footprints; 7) those who go to Nancy’s bookshowings footprints, 8) and Nancy’s footprints to go to all these promotions.

    Add those all up, and add 9) the footprints of all those involved on the promotional days at the bookstores, 10) all the truckers footprints in getting to work, then driving the various products around to produce the book, 11) the aircraft’s crews footprints to get to work on all the promotional days…who did I leave out?

    If you’re going to be a green fanatic about carbon footprints, you have to include everyone effected or involved in this capitalistic venture. After considering all the above, it makes me wonder how anyone can be a true “greenie,” and yet not be a part of the mainstream economy.

  26. #394632
    On August 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am, walterc said:

    Why don’t they give her a wind powered VW for her book tour. You know “look America, I practice what I preach”.

    Naw she’d never go for that.

  27. #394765
    On August 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, dan708 said:

    Her carbon footprint increases every time smoke issues from her ears.

  28. #394783
    On August 4th, 2008 at 12:38 pm, tgusa said:

    Has anyone seen the latest zombietime piece on the homo sex in the street that is going on in Nancy’s district? Disgusting. That is the woman that the democrats picked to be the leader of the house. This is beyond disgusting she and they are a boil on the anus of our society and its needs lancing bad. They bring us all in to the gutter no wonder the muslims have started up on a new jihad and really began to hate our guts. John Walker Lindh joined the tailban because his dad turned homo it drove him over the edge. The conclusion is, what’s going on up there is enough to make people join a radical cell. Some people, muslims in particular are willing to die to prevent their kids from ending up like that. Carbon footprint, heck, they are hard at work laying the foundation for a radiological footprint.

  29. #394810
    On August 4th, 2008 at 12:50 pm, shooter said:

    On August 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am, rambler said: I hope she checked the plane tires for proper inflation!

    Thats pretty funny.

  30. #394814
    On August 4th, 2008 at 12:53 pm, shooter said:

    San Fran Nan comes to DENVER, last on her book tour.
    I will go and protest,
    I need some ideas for a SIGN...

  31. #394822
    On August 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm, tgusa said:

    Go to zombietime and ask permission to use one of their pics. However, be prepared you will probably be arrested if the authorities see it.

  32. #394828
    On August 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm, CrazyFool said:

    Its all to support terrorist supporting countries so, at least to her, its for a good cause.

    And wasn’t Queen Nancy the one who wanted to have an Air Force Jet at her, and her family’s, disposal (along with air crew) for these things?

  33. #394855
    On August 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm, ajmontana said:

    shooter said:
    San Fran Nan comes to DENVER, last on her book tour.
    I will go and protest,
    I need some ideas for a SIGN…

    “Turn on the Lights Nan,
    you’re Blind!”

  34. #394867
    On August 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, Laree said:

    Democrat Leader of the house, who forgot how youtube works? Nan it’s all over the internet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7teE7qKwl8

  35. #394895
    On August 4th, 2008 at 2:20 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    tgusa,
    I’ve seen them and I am at a loss for words. These are the same people who tell you that it isn’t any of your business what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedrooms… however, that isn’t good enough – they had to take it to the streets. Boggles the mind.

  36. #394924
    On August 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, tgusa said:

    30 pcs of silver,
    I agree its none of my business what people do in the privacy of their own home as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. I believe in freedom and that includes the right to destroy yourself if that’s what you choose. However, they are trying to push this agenda on the rest of us and I will submit that it will make ordinary people screwed up, especially children. I used to think, aw who cares what they do, that was before I saw what was done to the Catholic church, I think it was malicious from the beginning designed to ruin the church.

    I have watched as our beaches are having trouble with the same thing that you saw going on at zombietime. I’m watching as even guvners are willing to destroy their families for a quickie at a hi-way reststop. I see the police standing there and I say no wonder we have illegals trampling all over us. I ask, what does the future hold, will the authorities just stand against the wall looking the other way when jihadists start killing people here, have they already started doing this? In some cases I would have to say yes.

    Its time we start saying no, we won’t allow this anymore, we demand that the job we pay the authorities to do gets done. We demand the right of our children to not be subjected to this stuff in textbooks and cartoons, its criminal, and I am partly responsible for allowing this to happen. Yes you might say that I and other men just like myself stood by and created the John Lindh type. Are we completely responsible, no, but we certainly didn’t do anything to stop it either.

  37. #395116
    On August 4th, 2008 at 5:38 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On August 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, tgusa said:

    I’m in complete agreement.

  38. #395166
    On August 4th, 2008 at 6:20 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Does anyone know if Nancy is using Air Force 3 for her book tour? I mean, if she can work on the book while Congress is in session, why can’t she promote it on the taxpayer’s dime? At least she’s not doing something unethical like delivering babies for free. She’s only promoting her private book publisher not something horrible like a private hospital.

    Apparently, “cleaning house” leaves a lot of free time for the Speaker. Could it be because she neglected her duties and did almost nothing? Even today, Republicans who stayed behind have found unpassed legislation that Speaker Pelosi swept under the rug, which would allow us to drill for much needed oil.

  39. #395283
    On August 4th, 2008 at 8:10 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    How long would she have to hold her breath to offset the emissions created by the book no one’s reading?

  40. #395439
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:23 am, scottthong said:

    Do Pelousy and Goracle realize that constantly jabbering releases far more CO2 than shutting up?

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