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1. #1
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm, abstractmind said:

   Good thing there arent any giant fans around…least ones that work

2. #2
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:21 pm, radio relay said:

   Nancy Pelosi will be peddling “Know Your Power” at the Tattered Cover bookstore in Denver on August 20, five days before the convention begins.

   So, I guess it’s ok to peddle poop as long as you don’t put it in a bag…

3. #3
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:22 pm, hadsil said:

   I’m sure it’s just countermeasures against the Brown Bomb.

4. #4
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

   So, I guess it’s ok to peddle poop as long as you don’t put it in a bag…

   I can’t add anything more to that

5. #5
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

   wait for it…
   wait for it…
   wait for it…

   There it is, Chris Matthew’s leg is erect!!!

6. #6
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm, AlohaGuy said:

   Also speaking against the bill, R68er Tom Mesnick, the group’s giant puppet expert, echoed Spagnuolo, and provided a series of (cute) line drawings of other things the council should ban, among them trebuchets, Viking long boats, hot air balloons, pink bunnies and Star Wars memorabilia, nearly shedding tears as he did so.

   Giant puppet expert? These are the “intellectuals” on the left lgm is always talking about I presume.

   Throwing feces and urine? Yeah - our DNA is about that of a Chimp I guess. Well theirs anyway.

   Change for sure - a change of clothes afetr a bleaching and a shower.

7. #7
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:30 pm, Send_Me said:

   Perhaps these folks need to read this book by Harry G. Frankfurt.

8. #8
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm, letget said:

   Well good. The tree huggers in CA will be coming down from their nest to be in Denver. They are good at the ‘poo’ thing.
   L

9. #9
   On August 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm, IndependentTom said:

   There ARE a lot of us Coloradans who would like to build a fence around Denver/Boulder.

   But then who would we laugh at?

10. #10
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm, IndependentTom said:

    And I plan to stay as far away from Denver as I can this month…

11. #11
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm, shooter said:

    “Nancy Pelosi will be peddling “Know Your Power” …in Denver on August 20,..”

    Since I live here , or nearby, I’m looking for additional SIGN ideas for our protest at SanFran Nan’s “avoid the vote” book tour in Denver.
    Just leave ‘em in your comments here.

12. #12
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pm, walterc said:

    IndependentTom said:

    There ARE a lot of us Coloradans who would like to build a fence around Denver/Boulder.

    But then who would we laugh at?

    Well, the animals that live inside the fence, just like at the zoo.

    Is that redundant?

13. #13
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, AliasK said:

    From the Rock Mountain News:

    “The intent of this ordinance is to try to smear protesters and make them look as if they are somehow criminal or somehow going to engage in some kind of gross conduct,” said Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the Re- create 68 Alliance.

    Never say ’smear’ when the topic is poop.

14. #14
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm, walterc said:

    shooter said: I’m looking for additional SIGN ideas

    Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way.
    Let the energy bill be debated and voted on.

    Hey Nancy, you’re Speaker OF the house, not Speaker FOR the House. Bring the energy bill to a vote.

15. #15
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm, John Ansell said:

    How did they fit Keith Oberman in a bucket?

16. #16
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:45 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Sign

    Thanks for “Apple Month”

    Now, about those fuel prices!!!

17. #17
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm, sonofdy said:

    Just the fact that they felt the need to pass a bill to ban poo and pee is distrubing. WOW.

18. #18
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    ROFL John.

19. #19
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm, sonofdy said:

    john, poop, nahhh im not going there…..

20. #20
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, CleanGuy said:

    I hope that this is aimed (so to speak) at the ultra-left, not those horrible neocon Republicans that leave comments on right wing blogs…
    /sarc off

    But then, I hope this doesn’t give the moonbats at ideas for demonstrations outside the Republican convention.

21. #21
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    That’s not the poo I knew…

    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm, John Ansell said:
    How did they fit Keith Oberman in a bucket?

    LMAO!!!

22. #22
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm, swmbo said:

    Soap, you are a riot.

    As for putting a fence around Denver, I feel that way about Chicago. Difference is we don’t laugh about them, we are afwaid, we are very afwaid. Vicious animals come out of there all the time. YIKES !

    In fact, we have one on the loose right now running around trying to be POTUS. Be afwaid, be vewy vewy afwaid.

23. #23
    On August 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    When Spagnuolo was asked if that included bottles of what looked like urine, he said: “We’re a law-abiding group, and if (a bottle of urine is) going to be illegal, we need to turn it in somewhere.”

    Who the frig walks around with a bottle of tinkle in the first place?!?!?! Umm..besides recipients of grants from the National Endowment for the Arts, of course?

24. #24
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    It’s official, I’ve heard everything now.

25. #25
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:02 pm, ajmontana said:

    John A.
    hahahahhahahahaahah!!!!

26. #26
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:04 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    They’ll get my poo when they pry it from my cold dead a…..

27. #27
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I have not yet begun to poop!

28. #28
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:12 pm, walterc said:

    John Ansell said:

    How did they fit Keith Oberman in a bucket?

    Get a really big bucket and a stick to tamp it down.

29. #29
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:16 pm, John Ansell said:

    Pelosi: Doo Doo as I say, not as I doo doo.

30. #30
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:17 pm, walterc said:

    We have nothing to poo, but poo itself.

    Give me liberty or give me Poo.

    Wow this could be fun. I may need to drive down to Denver for this s#$%y convention, just to sell signs (and cheesburgers).

31. #31
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, ajmontana said:

    walterc, better make them topoo burgers.

32. #32
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm, wighttrasch said:

    People! People! This sh*t isn’t helping Michelle O’s daughters!!

33. #33
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, walterc said:

    ajmontana said:

    walterc, better make them topoo burgers.

    Good one AJ.

    And compete with the green burgers inside the center? Nooooo, nothing but the good s$$t for my customers.

34. #34
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm, John Ansell said:

    Walterc that’s some good shhhhh

35. #35
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:41 pm, Common Sense said:

    The papers and local channels are all DNC all the time here. Now they have “Denver08″ signs with American flags up on all of the streets downtown. I will be prudent and work from home that week, but it’s sure tempting to come down and watch the show.

    BTW, I’ve yet to hear of a right-leaning protest group at either convention. Anyone? All of the DNC protesters seem to be left moonbats, same for the little I’ve heard about the RNC. Is it that conservatives are the grownups and know how to behave civilly or is it that we know better than to try and be heard by politicians?

    So the ordinance was created by a left-leaning sanctuary city to use against leftie moonbat violent protest groups. Ironic!

36. #36
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm, John Ansell said:

    Is it that conservatives are the grownups and know how to behave civilly or is it that we know better than to try and be heard by politicians?

    It’s because our poo doesn’t stink.

37. #37
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm, walterc said:

    But mostly it’s because we have jobs. And when we do get a vacation, we use it to spend time with our family.

38. #38
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm, wighttrasch said:

    Most of them are probably coprophagic anyway.

39. #39
    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm, John Ansell said:

    Yes I agree with WalterC. I don’t have money from George Soros to support me to do nothing but protest.

    Anyhow, since Obama is Asian, will they serve Poo-Poo Platters at the convention?

40. #40
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:02 pm, CommentGuy said:

    I am sure that some local ordinance is going to stop determined anarchist types who even considered such a tactic to start with.

41. #41
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:05 pm, oregonelam said:

    Is UPS a sponsor? What can brown do for to the Dems?

42. #42
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, zorro said:

    Now you know why I always refer to “them” as democraps.

43. #43
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:07 pm, ajmontana said:

    Covention tag lines…
    Who flung poo?
    Hope and doo doo?
    Change that depends?

44. #44
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm, John Ansell said:
    …….
    Anyhow, since Obama is Asian, will they serve Poo-Poo Platters at the convention?

    Obama better hope not. But I guess I should help Obama out. I know he hates having a flag pin on his jacket, but he might want to attach this to his lapel before he steps out on his constituents.

45. #45
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:17 pm, John Ansell said:

    Change that depends?

    Beer all over the monitor

46. #46
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:17 pm, walterc said:

    Poo Poo platters, good one John.

    Ok, I’ll say it. This whole discussion has gone right down the crapper.

47. #47
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:17 pm, elpresidente said:

    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:07 pm, ajmontana said:

    Covention tag lines…
    Who flung poo?
    Hope and doo doo?
    Change that depends?

    Awesome.

48. #48
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:29 pm, John Ansell said:

    That’s funny Ron Rockstar #43.

49. #49
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:37 pm, ajmontana said:

    I guess Pee Diddy won’t be pooforming.

50. #50
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm, ajmontana said:

    Have no fear, the Dems have trained their dogs to pick up after them.

51. #51
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:45 pm, Boomer said:

    Maybe the World Court can make another useless ruling against the unlawful use of biological warfare by “Recreate 68” and their allies instead of hassling the great state of Texas for putting down a mad dog convicted of murder in a few short minutes.

    Needless to say the sh*t is going to hit the fan in Denver this month!

52. #52
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:45 pm, walterc said:

    That’s too funny AJ. But does the dog then throw his doo doo at the cats? Or just give it to the owner for the next protest?

53. #53
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, RedMindBlueState said:

    Mason the Chimpanzee: [Mason and Phil are surrounded by police] If you have any poo, fling it now.

54. #54
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm, ajmontana said:

    did you look long enough? the doggie moves… lol.

55. #55
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pm, IndependentTom said:

    Well…as far as mayor hickenlooper is concerned….image is everything….and don’t get me started on gov. ritter….

    (and if you guys can’t use this kind of ammo, I’d be disappointed…lol)

56. #56
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pm, John Ansell said:

    In fact, we have one on the loose right now running around trying to be POTUS. Be afwaid, be vewy vewy afwaid.

    Sambo, look at the bright side. If Obambi becomes President, you will save time in typing because you will only have to type three letters for POTUS….POS….see?

57. #57
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:52 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    Maybe the democratic national committee can get the taxpayers to pay for their convention. The National Endowment for the Arts paid Andres Serrano, $15,000 for Piss Christ. Hell, if they will put up some pictures of the Virgin Mary before the festivities begin they can create their own art and have it displayed at the Saatchi Gallery. That will win over those Europeans.

58. #58
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:55 pm, IndependentTom said:

    We’ve already got the “artists” who hung cloth in New York doing something similar over the Arkansas River……

59. #59
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    This thread is just fancraptastic. aj #49… priceless!

60. #60
    On August 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pm, ajmontana said:

    If they have blimp coverage will it be the SnPoopy II?

61. #61
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, Fineous Reese said:

    Many protesters are complaining that the council is being too anal. “We had some great plans for protesting the convention but this ban wrecked’em,” laments would-be protester Colon Blow. Other protesters, a circle of Obama supporters judging by “O-ring” emblazoned on their shirts, were optimistic the ban would be over turned and could be seen wearing sh—eating grins as they went to Nancy Pelosi’s book signing.

62. #62
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:02 pm, Yashmak said:

    I think in the case of these guys, being deemed a walking feces/urine bomb would be wholly appropriate.

63. #63
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:02 pm, brooklyn red said:

    I don’t see a problem here… throwing poop is a time honored lib tradition. Crying when it is thrown back is another. Telling them not to throw poop is like telling dogs not to sniff butts, you can’t fight mother nature.

64. #64
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:03 pm, John Ansell said:

    LOL Fineous Reese.

65. #65
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:05 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    #60 AND #62,
    Good stuff!

66. #66
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:09 pm, John Ansell said:

    This works out good from CNN. They can send Anderson Pooper Scopper as their reporter.

67. #67
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:09 pm, John Ansell said:

    Must hit preview.

68. #68
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:11 pm, an-artist said:

    i am SO EXCITED to live in denver and have to commute into downtown that week. hooray! i plan to photoblog my experiences.

69. #69
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pm, Boomer said:

    an-artist #67 please remember to duck when the stuff starts to fly. You sure don’t want to be on the receving end, not to mention what it could do to your camera. Ewwwwww!

70. #70
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Recreate68? Why would we want to recreate (or relive) that God awful year?

71. #71
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:41 pm, ajmontana said:

    On an off to the ballgame note……
    The moonbats are Guano make this Convention a Fartsce.
    

72. #72
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm, John Ansell said:

    Go Cubs. See ya AJ.

73. #73
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm, Ron Rockstar said:

    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:09 pm, John Ansell said:
    This works out good from CNN. They can send Anderson Pooper Scopper as their reporter.

    You put this image in my head.

74. #74
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, shooter said:

    Walter, its not quite

    “And compete with the green burgers inside the center? “

    Its POO RECYCLING.
    Brown, the NEW green.

    What HAS brown done for you lately?

75. #75
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, mattymatt10 said:

    Yes pee can!! Yes pee can!! Yes pee can!!

76. #76
    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:59 pm, John Ansell said:

    That’s great stuff, Ron. Paris just flundg her own poo at McCain. Funny stuff.

77. #77
    On August 5th, 2008 at 8:00 pm, John Ansell said:

    ON a second look Ron, looks like in that picture that cowboy was “looking for love in all the wrong places”

78. #78
    On August 5th, 2008 at 8:04 pm, shooter said:

    On August 5th, 2008 at 5:41 pm, Common Sense said:
    BTW, I’ve yet to hear of a right-leaning protest group at either convention. Anyone?

    Here you go A GREAT DENVER BLOG
    info at both of these
    COLORADOANS look here;
    For better things to do with yourself at the DNC.

79. #79
    On August 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm, Concerned Citizen said:

    I wonder if Dumpster Muffin will be there.

80. #80
    On August 5th, 2008 at 8:48 pm, DanVanSmak said:

    Speaking simultaneously of scat and Nancy Pelosi’s book, I would suggest that protesters buy Kathleen Meyer’s excellent work “How to S**t in the Woods.” It can be had at Amazon.com for as little as nine cents for a used copy (OK, maybe you should buy a *new* one!) Also, as a companion work, Up S**t Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures by Joe Lindsay is available with Meyer’s work for only $17.90!

    It would be interesting to see what people would buy if the wilderness combo was offered side-by-side next to Pelosi’s tome. Given the scenery of the Rockies, I’d say it’s no contest, but hey, that’s me.

    *out*

81. #81
    On August 5th, 2008 at 8:54 pm, SHoward said:

    It’s the Chinese responsible for the, um, mess. Their chief operative is orchestrating the whole thing.

    His name is Hu Flung Dung.

82. #82
    On August 5th, 2008 at 9:04 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    My tribute to Nancy

    I met her at a signing it was not a thrill

    Her poo runs runs, yes, her poo runs runs

    Her eyes were a blinking and her voice was shrill

    Her poo runs runs, yes, her poo runs runs

    Yes, my heart stood still
    Yes, that smell was real
    and it made me pass out cold

    Her poo runs runs, yes, her poo runs runs

83. #83
    On August 5th, 2008 at 9:11 pm, nbarry said:

    Why recreate 68? Because that was the year American liberalism died its strange death, to be replaced by left-wing radicalism.

    As for the subject of this thread, this is making Abu Ghraib look like an afternoon tea party.

84. #84
    On August 5th, 2008 at 9:47 pm, CleanGuy said:

    LOL!!!! You guys have all wiped me out!!!

85. #85
    On August 5th, 2008 at 10:02 pm, ajmontana said:

    Concerned Citizen said:
    I wonder if Dumpster Muffin will be there.

    Dumpster muffin is in Beijing, where by the way the have forced “dog meat” off the locals menus.

86. #86
    On August 5th, 2008 at 11:59 pm, CO2 Producer said:

    I’m sure this has been said before: This gives the term “mudslinging” a whole new meaning.

87. #87
    On August 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm, alaskangrizzly said:

    On August 5th, 2008 at 7:56 pm, mattymatt10 said:
    Yes pee can!! Yes pee can!! Yes pee can!!

    Si, Si pee-pee